Same here. I can eat a whole pizza in the time it takes most people to eat a couple slices.

INHALE

A L L T O A S T E R S T O A S T T O A S T

HELLOTYRANOSAURUSALLEN

Most people: *eat a few slices of pizza and be full*

Me: *Inhale entire pizza* A N O T H E R

*Boneless pizza*

I don't inhale my food. I eat monstrous amounts slowly so I can savor how freaked out others get by watching a tiny girl like me eat her weight in food.

Me: *looks at Kirby* Get that weak ass shit out of here.

*noms galaxy*

I only consume memes

Body: dude ur full stop eating

Me: I SHALL NOT LET THIS SPAGHETTI DEFEAT ME

@Cait_Sith are you just me from an alternate dimension? That is exactly how I feel when I eat!

lol probably