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Kitagawa gets a Switch
All I have is Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and I have no idea how to work this shit yet.
don't worry young grasshopper, you shall learn how to touch the controller in all the right places to achieve victory
Who wants their ass kicked on Mario Kart I wanna be a squid kid on Mr. Scooty.
I'm actually waiting for it to charge but after that I will kick someone's ass if asked. I am fairly sure my previous talents at MK8 on the Wii U will transfer well, especially with the apparent removal of firehopping.

Come at me.
Unfortunately, my friend, I have not played a single Mario Kart since Double Dash (which was the best btw) so it is not likely for me to be able to play you in this one. My apologies.
If I had MK8 and internet that worked with my switch, I would.

But I don't.
While Double Dash is indeed the best (I miss Birdo as a playable character) I must say that MK8 is certainly one of the funnest we've had in quite a while.

Why have you not been playing it?
Simply put, I don't have enough interest in them as a group game to bother keeping up with them, and I have Double Dash for whenever I want to do one alone.
You are a sad man.
More of the Phansite needs switches. Or at least Klib.
I would just tell everyone to buy one but I realize that not everyone is as wealthy as I am.
I was only able to afford one by spending the vast majority of my Graduation gifts- which would have gotten me a good percentage of the way to a gaming PC, or perhaps a few months of proper internet.
Meanwhile I only took so long to get one because I was too lazy to go out and buy one...
Ah, I see.

Regardless, even if I wanted MK8, I can't afford it. I haven't the faintest how much I'll be paid, nor how much my physical therapy bill is going to be...
When I have time too, I want to beat you in MK8. You will lose Kitagawa
You could say he's gonna...

G E T S M O K E D
Get Bomberman R, then we'll talk
Get ARMS, then we'll talk.
Have not played Arms yet, feel like Ill get beaten to a pulp
Once I get my groove back, I assure you, very few will be able to defeat me on MK8. I nearly had my online ranking maxed out on the Wii U.
I am the King of MK8, I will win this great race Kitagawa
I am playing now, though in the baby ranks as I begin my climb back to the top. Do you wish to join? Or perhaps I could join you. I do get many more points for beating high level racers when I am in the baby level of points.
Tbh Im baby level too, so I got nothing really to brag on as of right now. Im unable to play as of now, but maybe tomorrow, and don't expect to win easily.
I hope you do not expect an easy win as well. I will destroy you as soon as I get my cart parts back. To make it worse I usually play as a featherweight character.

Adding insult to injury.
I have gotten first every race in the baby games thus far and also a few times I have sat at the finish line so I could line up a shot on the poor bastard behind me.

I am truly heartless. Heck these babies.