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bluehairedemo
Moonlight Ex: Coffee Divided
*The cafe is open once more, with the latest tunes from 2009!*

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Emerson
*Unseen to those in the cafe, Em has sat down at a table.*
Aitome_Korichi
Hmm, still as cozy as ever!

*Aitome takes a seat... somewhere
bluehairedemo
Welcome! What can I get you two?
Aitome_Korichi
Hello,Makoto-san right? Ill take whatever you recommend!
bluehairedemo
Coming right up.
Migrant
This... is the love cafe...?
bluehairedemo
Is that what people are calling it now?
Migrant
That's what it was called.
Aitome_Korichi
Well I thought this was a love cafe? I saw allot of couples the day I came here... Even the occasional harem...
bluehairedemo
Oh boy... *He brings Aitome a cup of coffee*
Migrant
Yeah, something tells me I couldn't take a girl here, though...
Emerson
*Em suddenly appears at the counter.*

Couples, huh? Should I bring Anna..?
What'd you think Yuks?

*He looks at Yuki.*
bluehairedemo
@Migrant
Because you have no sex appeal?

@Emerson
Um, sure?
Aitome_Korichi
Well.. I mean, its not hard to think its a couple cafe! It's quite romantic!

*Aitome takes a sip from the coffee

Hey this is pretty good.
Migrant
Oh please, Yuki. You had to resort to a robot, didn't you?

I was even able to seduce a crossdressing Kaz. I could probably even seduce you.
bluehairedemo
Thank you.
Emerson
... No reaction? Well, you're all tougher to spook than I thought...
Anyways, may I order some coffee?
bluehairedemo
Did you resort to a pillow?
bluehairedemo
*He brings Em some coffee*
Migrant
Wha-no! I'll have you know I'm... interested in someone.

...Again.

After the last one kinda disappeared...
bluehairedemo
No wonder they did.
Bigor
*Appears*
Did someone mention pimpin hoes? Because 🅱️igor is a master pimp.
Emerson
... That's kinda fucked up to say, Yooks. Lay off a bit, man...
Aitome_Korichi
G-gah!

*Aitome panicking slaps Bigor

S-sorry you just kinda appeared! And you scared me with your big nose!
bluehairedemo
Oh, I thought we were doing this for fun.
Bigor
@Aitome_Korichi It is quite alright, Aitome. 🅱️igor feels no pain from anything, due to my crispy memes protecting me from harm
Migrant
For fun? You were the one who started it.
Tatsuya
*Walks in and stares at Bigor* Okay why is they yet another fake Igor.
Bigor
Gentlemen just remember these wise words.... anything goes when it comes to hoes
Bigor
@Tatsuya I am 🅱️igor, fool. I have transcended any other Igor into pure memedom
bluehairedemo
It was a joke man... Thought we were keeping it going. Note to self, wait a month to recover from an extended Mementos trip.
Aitome_Korichi
Well that's a good thing..

Oh hey Red Coat! What are you doing at a lovers cafe?
Emerson
Hey, how's it going, Tatsu? Been well?
Bigor
Tatsuya Suou, the wildcard troubled by his haunted past... this night has become quite interesting indeed.....
Migrant
Besides...

*there's a sudden tenseness in the air*

It's not like it matters with this place. Once it's gone, all this love comes to an end.

*and then the tenseness passes*
Tatsuya
I'm friends with Yuki remember? I just stopped by to see him. How've you been busy the way man?

Oh and also memes Bigor? Really an Igor of memes how odd.
Tatsuya
By the way*
Tatsuya
And what part of my past do you mean Bigor? *He grins* I can think of tons of shit that haunts me narrow it down!
bluehairedemo
... Christ Mig...

@Tatsuya
Hey! Not sure if you heard but I was stuck in the Metaverse for a while.
Aitome_Korichi
I never do know with you Red Coat! Your pretty mysterious...
Bigor
@Tatsuya 🅱️igor does not mean to insult you in any way, but 🅱️igor was referring to the issue of your lover.... 🅱️igor is truly saddened by your circumstance in that regard..

Also, yes, I am an Igor who's sole purpose is for memes
Tatsuya
I'm only mysterious cause you don't ask Ai. And shit Yuki you were? Dis your phone break?
Migrant
Huh? What? Come on my love life isn't that terrible. I'm just.... waiting for the right girl.

There are worse love lifes out there. Like Tatsu's.
Tatsuya
Ahh yeah Maya... Don't bring it up too often please.
Bigor
@Tatsuya Again, 🅱️igor apologizes. But if you wish, 🅱️igor can assist you by teaching you the art of pimping, so as to fill that void...
Migrant
Honestly if all of that had happened to me I'd probably give up on life and kill a bunch of people with TVs.
Emerson
Fine, don't talk to me...
*Em turns his chair away from everyone else and continues to drink his coffee.*
bluehairedemo
Fair enough.

@Tatsuya
Yeah, someone was there and stomped on it.
Aitome_Korichi
Well I didnt want to come off as too forward now! Sheesh you have no tact Red Coat!
Tatsuya
Okay new rule for everyone! Always have a back up phone in the Metaverse! I've been doing it a while but yeah now I'm going to say everyone should.

And no I'm good Bigor... She probably wouldn't want me moping around like I have been but pimping isn't my style at all.
Tatsuya
And really Mig? My life is bad I know... Ah who am I kidding most people woulda shot themselves years ago.
Bigor
@Tatsuya You are not like the other Wildcards.... the others had at least 5 girlfriends at a time
Migrant
Yeah, like you have the toughest mentality of anyone here.
Migrant
*looks at Bigor*

No thanks on the harem thing. I'd rather have a woman for life than for a year... or until next Valentines.
Tatsuya
Nor would I want them. That shit is asking for trouble Bigor. Besides I actually care and Maya why would I want 4 others? That sounds like an amazingly bad idea.
bluehairedemo
I really should take that advice. But I can't go any time soon. Back is killing me.
Tatsuya
Really Yuki? Huh I've always found it odd how so many people don't react to magical healing like I do.
Aitome_Korichi
You never did explain to me what the Metanerves was Red Coat!
bluehairedemo
Maybe you're special...
Tatsuya
It's hard to explain... Basically it's part of the collective unconscious, Mementos is made from the desires of the masses.
Tatsuya
I mean I can grow back whole arms! So yeah probably... Actually I'm only vaguely like actual humans anymore
Bigor
🅱️igor never said hates were a good thing... the wildcards get their asses beaten for it
Aitome_Korichi
Oh Mamatoes? The big subway thing? I was there for a while! I have no idea how I got there though!
AkariSuzumoto
Huh... Funny discussion...

*Sits on Aitomes lap*
Aitome_Korichi
Ah! Akari-kun!

*Aitome is suprised for a while, but then hugs Akari-kun while shes on her lap

Akrai-kun you scared me...
Tatsuya
Did you get there with the Metaverse Navigator app? That's how most people do it.
Shino
*enters and sits down*

More crowded than usual today.
bluehairedemo
Hello Shino. What would you like?
AkariSuzumoto
@Aitome_Korichi
Sorry... It was just the first thing I thought of doing so I didn't. You're my friend.
Shino
Could I get some coffee please?
Emerson
*Sigh*
Well, I aught to go open up shop. See ya around.

*He leaves money on the table, and disappears.*
Aitome_Korichi
Huh? App? What do you mean? I just kinda stumbled into a person and I was there...

*Aitome smiles warmly at Akari and hugs her tighter

Aww, don't worry im not mad, your too cute to be mad at!
bluehairedemo
Of course. It'll be out in a sec.
AkariSuzumoto
@Aitome_Korichi
I'm not cute... *Looks down and blushes*
Shino
Thanks d-... I mean Yuki.
Tatsuya
*He pulls out his phone and shows Ai the Metanavi* This app Aitome.
bluehairedemo
*He brings Shino a cup*
Aitome_Korichi
What's that? Thats a big phone, how do you afford those things...

*Aitome doesn't pay attention to the app and instead marvels at the technology for a solid couple of minutes

Aww your plenty cute Akari-kun!
Shino
*takes the cup and drinks some*

I wish I was this good at coffee making.
bluehairedemo
You just gotta keep at it.
Bigor
🅱️igor is bored, and shall take his leave. Good memeing, lost souls...
*Disappears*