American History with the Crawling Chaos

Persona

Hello, I am the embodiment if all evil as many of you know and today I'd like to discuss a very important subject to me, American History. On this day many years ago it was decided that American in dependence would be settled. Mist of you are Japanese so you probably don't know this but this was the start of a war between America and Britian that resulted in much, much death...Mwahahahah!

HibkiKuze

All praise the Eagle God!

Bgammax

*walks in with a sigh*
Nonono. You're ruining the moment. And besides, that was like, one of the LEAST bloody wars in history. Shouldn't you be more excited about Hitler or something? I mean, Britain was too tired to put up the fight they wanted to so when the French came around they pretty much just stopped. You make it sound like such a huge deal.

Cait_Sith

*chimes in* The Eagle God, protector of freedom!

HibkiKuze

That and America won with more pitchforks less guns.

Persona

I mean, Hitlers so overdone at this point, I've already tried to use him like twice and it never works.

Migrant

Don't forget the part where France went bankrupt as a result of trying way too hard to get back at Brittain.

HibkiKuze

Then the people beheaded the king and queen.

BonafideMonafide04

EAGLE GOD WOOOOO

Bgammax

I'll have you know, Hitler's a classic. Its like superhero shows. Except on the evil side. Been done a billion times, but for some reason people don't get tired of it.

Starwaddle

If you really want to talk bloodshed, there's that war between the north of north America and the south of north American.

Persona

All good and violent times.

Bgammax

Relatively speaking that one wasn't particularly bloody, but as a civil war it had one of the highest death counts in the history of the one country involved

Gin

American history: A lot of wars and a bunch of groups of people who won't shut up about there problems. Or is that modern day America?

Starwaddle

Well, it was the only one I could remember off the top of my head.

Persona

When did this become a history lesson? We were just talking about people dying because that's what's really important at the end of the day.

Gin

A bunch of people dying and even more complaining about things. American history in a nutshell.

Persona

I like where your heads at...

Bgammax

*he doesn't seem to be paying Nyarly any attention at this point*

If we want to talk about bloody wars, it would probably be WW2 as the worst. Since there was the highest population, the greatest area was involved, Russia had a bit of a loyalty crisis resulting in many deaths, Atom Bombs debuted. And well... Hitler. Must have been a great time for anyone who really likes destruction.

Gin

Thank you. I like where my heads at as well.

Gin

Stalin killed more than Hitler. Stalin was also loved more than Hitler. He had a cult and everything.

Migrant

All this death talk. You sure you're not Izanami in disguise?

Bgammax

Stalin was a thing during WW2 though, so some of his death toll is counted for that. WW2 was still a great time for anyone who's into that death thing.

Gin

Meh. I prefer ancient wars. Now that's were things get interesting. Elephants through the alps kind of interesting.