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A Dungeons and Dragons war in Shibuya?
Here we are, the battlefield fort the war! It's two castles and a field...the Eastern castle is for the humans, while the Western castle is for the elves. I'm the human king/Grand Wizard.
I'll be in the western kingdom then.

OOC: My DnD character is a half elf.
OOC: I don't even know what to do, I've never played D and D
I'm a fire mage!
Ooc: if I ever play D
Eastern kingdom!
Oh yeah, you guys have to pick a class. I'm a mage, obviously.
ooc: This seems neat... do we need any D and D knowledge to play?
Cleric. That's what my character is. *She puts on fake elf ears*
Ooc: you need almost no DnD knowledge to play.
Ooc: if I ever play d
Ooc: MY SCENTANCES ARENT FINISHING
Uhhh... is Assassin a thing? I feel like as a Phantom Thief that's what would be best for me
Ooc: if I ever play d and d that's gonna be my actual class.
ooc: Neato. I have some knowledge anyway, from playing what is basically bootleg D and D

ic: Thief for me, nya! *She decides to not put on elf ears, since she already has cat ears*
You have to start as a thief then you get promoted to assassin. If I rememver correctly.
Well there are thieves! Sadly they can't use spells. I don't think so at least.
Ooc: what bootleg d and d
I guess I'll be a thief then! And im gonna be a human!
Question, can I use a gun as a thief?
I don't think so.
Sure, it doesn't matter. We have bows, swords, crossbows, Ray guns, balls, if you can use it, it's a weapon.
So who's going to be an elf?
Gun it is!
Yeah, we need an elf king. Who's going to be the elf king?
Wait, even though I'm a mage, can I still use my vampire swords and Shurikens?
I'll do it. Star is this going to be a fair fight?
Yeah. One melee and one ranged weapon for everyone.
Sweet!
My sword fits my class, nya~

ooc: The bootleg d and d is basically D and D run by a board game club who sort of knows how to play. Bee Movie was involved in one game
Gun and Dagger!
Of course it's going to be fair, otherwise I wouldn't have started this war in the first place.
Uh... I guess this slingshot here will be my ranged weapon.
*Hibki grabs a cleric hammer and a bow and arrow before going to her castle*
*Cait grabs her slingshot before following*
Oh, I should explain the rules. There's only one objective: kick the king's ass. You can't kick their ass from your castle or the field. The kings can't leave the throne room.
Well we need at least one more elf. Three humans and two elves isn't fair.
Okay. I'll send a message to the other warriors using Twitter, or as it's now called, carrier ravens.
what are we waiting for?
More people. We can't have a war without warriors.
Another elf since you only have Cait, while star has Me and Joker.
Fair enough. We have medics nearby just in case right?
Yeah.
Of course we have medics. I mean, this is going to be a war where explosives are used, so...
Explosives, nya? Pretty crazy... good thing I'm a demon.
Why was I expecting normal dungeons and dragons rules?
Yeah...I may or may not have made this war on a whim after playing a very strange game that may or may not take place in Colorado...
That sounds awesome! I'm excited!
Hey! I heard you needed a player of sorts?

*Aitome walks in with a silver blade

My groups adventure takes place in the future and my friends just assaulted and old man who did nothing to us. Meanwhile I'm tryin to tell a deaf woman I saw her husband get murdered.
Oh, uhh...yeah, we need an elf.
Alright, I can do that!

*Aitome puts on a pair of elf ears

So, what are we doing exactly?
Welcome to the elf kingdom my new subject!
Dungeons and Dragons war. Gonna be destructive and fun, nya.
A DnD themed war. I put a board up so that any rules I say go up on it.
At your service, your majesty!

*Aitome does a small bow

Ah, I forgot to mention, I'm a knight, thats why I pulled out this silver blade.
I'm a cleric. Come to me if you need healing.
Anyways... I'll be in my throne room if anyone needs me. There's a phone on the board of anyone has any questions. *Walks into her castle*
*Hibki sits on her throne*
Now then, my warriors, kick the elf king's ass. I can take care of myself.
Skyla walks up. "I'll be a rogue. Species: Wood Elf."
*Cait bows to Hibki* Now, what are your orders, your majesty?
Go and defeat the human king! Don't be stupid though return to me if you need healing. If I need backup I can summon Cait.
Let's kick some elf ass!
"I shall take the backlines, and sneakily kill any who sneak through our front line."
*Appears through a portal*

I'm here. I take it my services were required?
Oh yeah, almost forgot about this. *Presses a button, and an army of robots suddenly appears in the Eastern castle* someone tell them they have an army button too.
Very well. I shall go forth, but feel free to call me with thy summoning spell! *Cait is a little too into this. She heads out to journey towards the human castle*
Skyla looks and says "Eh, won't be me who tells them... Now back into character~ 'We stand a high chance of victory.'"
@Shiza_Salad Yes. Basically, I started another war, and now I want you to kick the elf king's ass. Here's your payment. *Hands him a bag of yen*
*Hibki notices a button* What does this do? *She pushes the army button*
*an army of robots with fake elf ears suddenly appears in the Western castle*
*Starts counting the yen*

Make it a little more, and I'll kill him. Say...50,000 yen?
*Cait looks up as she passes the robots* Our fine soldiers~
Men! I want you to rush the castle with my elite soldiers supporting you! If you get injured return to me for healing spells!
(Wait... You are on opposite sides... Shit. Um... I'm on Hibki's side now.) "'That button just gave us a huge army...' Uh, Hibki, what is your character's name?"
Kill? No, I just want you to kick her ass while following the rules. But, if that's what you want. *Tosses a larger bag of yen at him*
Just keep calling me Hibki.
*Joker begins sneaking through the shadows*
"'...Shall I make sure the enemy can't escape from us?'"
"'Because I can do that Hibki.'"
*Stands at the front of the robot army, despite looking very out of place among them*
Make your own plans. I only command this robot army.
*Teleports behind the western castle*
Now's my time to shine.
Very well. Time to move out! *Cait sneaks off towards the Eastern Castle*
Let's see here...humans, defend the castle. We shall wait for the elves to come to us. The cannons are almost ready, all I need now is a little gunpowder...
Army! Rush the human castle. Meanwhile 50 of you stay here and protect me! Elite soldiers (aka the humans and Cait) do what you feel is needed!
*Joker is now defending the castle*
Well never mind then.
*teleports back in front of eastern castle*
Ah, here we are! Now then, the cannons are ready! Wait for them to get inside before you fire! Heheheh, let's see how you like fireworks...
*The army stops halfway between the two castles before splitting up. Half going to the left the other half going right aiming to break in through the sides*
Someone help me defend the right!
*Cait approaches the Eastern Castle entrance. She hides in the brush and waits for her chance to sneak in*
Oh, a side attack, eh? Joker, you take the north side, Bona, the south. Man the firework cannons, and make sure the get inside before you fire. As for the army, half of you go knock down their front door.
Alright. *casually walks over to the south while burning where Cait is*
Skyla stays at the back of Hibki's army, staying at the place the path splits at, and hiding where she can't be seen easily.
Aha! Charge!

*Aitome rushes with the army on the right side
Yes, my queen!
*Joker heads for the North, to man the canon*
Skyla decides to stay hidden, and slowly sneaks northwards.
Ooc: more like woman the canon am I right
I really need to stop with these genderswapping jokes but I cant
Ic: *readies cannon*
*Cait hisses and jumps back, hiding again nearby. She dashes near the Western robot army and prepares to sneak in during the chaos*
OOC: Bona.... pls

IC: *Is ready at the canon*
Skyla spots Joker, and decides to try to sneak up there.
*starts eating a bag of Cheesy Poofs* I love Cheesy Poofs, you love Cheesy Poofs, we all love Cheesy Poofs, something something Cheesy Poofs. Man, when are the doors going to get broken?
Skyla stays in the shadows whilst slowly nearing where Joker is.
OOC: I knew it. This is a giant stick of truth reference!

Men in the castle reinforce the gate!

*The 50 robots quickly start reinforcing the door*
*the human army reaches the Western castle's front door and starts chopping it down with their swords*
Ooc: it is indeed a stick of Truth reference.
Skyla slowly approaches Joker from behind and then grabs her and pushes her to the edge and holds her character's knife near her throat.
OOC: It won't let me post goddammit.
THe door breaks despite the bots best efforts. When the door breaks Hibki uses her summoning spell to summon Cait
OOC: I keep trying to say stuff, and it puts me into loading purgatory.
*Aitome noticing the gate being destoryed dashes over and starts slashing at the robots

Be gone from this realm! Have at thee!
*Cait appears in the throne room* They breached the doors, eh? They shall meet my sword!
*Hibki gets her bow out* Let's fight!
(Remember, anything containing ha.ck without that . is banned.)
OOC: Excuse me? Explain.
Okay army, you did good, now get back here and take out elf arm-like* the elf army breaks into the castle* oh shit! Fire the cannons! Army, fall back! *The human army retreats back to the Eastern castle*
Fire!
*Joker fires the canons from the North*
*Hibki fires her bow aiming for the robot army*
They're retreating, nya? Going after them! *charges out, firing her slingshot*
(Uh Joker. I kinda pushed you away from the canon and have you at knife point.)
*Hibki and her soldiers start fixing the door to the best of their ability*
OOC: I did not see that at all. My apologies

IC: Agh! Excellent sneak attack Spectrum. Unfortunately, you're inexperienced
*Joker kicks Skyla in the Shin, making her reel in pain. He then disarms her, and proceeds to twist her arm to a point of near breaking. While holding her, we walks over to the canons, dragging her with him, and lights the fuses, firing the canons*
*Aitome charges at the opposing army, cutting them down piece by piece, as metal clashes against silver

You won't survive this!
OOC: Someone explain the "ha.ck" Bullshit please.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow..." Skyla then stomps on Joker's feet, making her let go, before Skyla takes her knife back, and then kicks Joker in the stomach, before throwing a canonball at Joker.
(IDK why, but you can't use that word or any words containing that word.)
go, my warriors, and beat back the elven army! I shall stay here, and watch some Netflix...oh yeah, the cannons. Welp, guess I have to light the fuses now. Let's see here, what can I use to light the fuses? *The retreating army loses some of it's men in the retreat, but is now fighting the elven army in the Eastern castle*
Fire(works)!
Oh, Joker lit the northern cannons. That just leaves the southern cannons.
*Reels from the kick, but manages to recover in time to dodge the cannonball*
Nice try, but you're too late! I already fired the canons! My job is done!
*Hibki readied her hammer and starts smashing heads* Let's do this!
I already lit it, Milord.
(I beat the system mishiadmin)
*Cait joins the fray, firing some shots from the slingshot that are set on fire by a tiny Maragi* Eat fire, tinheads!
You know, fire powers and all that jazz.
"I can still stop you from causing more damage!" Skyla then decides to rush at Joker, but then jump back and throw a throwing dagger right before she reaches attacking distance.
And there go the southern cannons. That should take down like, a third of their forces I think. Now all that's left is to get a cannon over to the Western castle and fire it inside, preferably at the king's face.
*Deflects The throwing dagger with her dagger and also rushes at Skyla. She launches a flurry of dagger strikes, aiming for her arms, so as to neutralize her, but not kill*
I can handle that!
*teleports inside and uses anti gravity whatchamacallit to stay on the ceiling above hibki and readies the cannon*
*Hibki takes a few hits so she retreats running back casting a cure light wounds spell (dia) before smashing more heads.*
*Due to her small size, she manages to weave her way close to the castle* Now to enter this darn place...
Skyla ducks and then runs to a far distance, before aiming her bow and shooting rapidly.
Huh...I kind of expected that teleportation to not work...well, it was a small cannon...meh. *continues watching Netflix*
*Hibki jumps back noticing Bona as she gets out her bow and fires a flaming arrow that she lit with an agi at her*
Hey! Elf leader! Above you!
"BTW Joker, try not to kill me, this is just RP..."
*doges the arrow by teleporting* It's time I end this off with a... *Uses Agidyne to set the cannon*...bang*The cannon fires*
*Joker dodges the arrow barrage by a small margain, and then responds by firing a barrage of bullets, aimed at her shoulder, arms, and legs. Again, to not kill*
(In case joker doesn't see both my responses: They were:

Skyla ducks and then runs to a far distance, before aiming her bow and shooting rapidly.
"BTW Joker, try not to kill me, this is just RP...")
I know, Spectrum!
*Aitome runs up to the human castle and starts casting Agidyne to burn down the gates

Burn, baby burn.
(Oh nvm)

"'Damn.'" Skyla then jumps up onto the edge of the castle wall, and then jumps into a nearby tree to escape.
*She dodges however her left arm gets burned making it unusable. She throws her hammer at Bona aiming for her face*
(Also the damn was Skyla being in-character.)
*the gate burns down and the path to the throne room is... surprisingly unblocked*
One threat has retreated! What are your orders now, my queen?
*Cait looks around before taking a cautious step inside*
*barely teleports away, but teleports behind hibki, grabs her, and puts a vampire sword in front of her neck* Gotcha.
Uhh...go kick the elf king's ass. I can take care of myself.
*With her right hand she pushes the "Summoning spell" buttton bringing Cait back to the elf castle.
*Teleports inside human castle with hibki* Milord, I have captured the Elven queen and brought her here so you could see me burn her
I shall be your champion in combat, my queen!
*Joker disappears through the shadows, going to the elf castle*
Oh, uhh...huh...i didn't think about a hostage situation...hmm...put her in the tower. If the elves can't get her out, then we win.
Skyla overhears this and decides to hop between trees until she is right above Joker, and then jumps onto her back. "'Nuh-uh!'"
Aight *teleports into the tower and locks hibki up while standing gaurd*
*telepathically to star* Milord, do you want me to stand guard or take care of the other elf champ?
*Cait appears in the elf castle, but nobody is there* Nya? Where is he- er, she- er... oh, screw it.
*teepathically to star* also I can use telepathy now.
Guard the elf king. They have to kick my ass and get her out to win now, and I can take care of myself.
OOC: Skyla I kinda disappeared... I was gonna come back though, so just do it from there?

IC: There s no one in that other castle. *Sees that Hibki is captured* Huh, looks llike we captured her... I guess I'll just defend the castle... *Is defending the upper areas of the castle*
*telepathically to star* Aight. Plus they'll have to go through me if they do go through you, even though they won't.
*Hibki gets out her phone and starts browsing the internet breaking character because all she can do is wait.*
Okay. Now then, who will take on the grand wizard of the humans? No seriously, I'm getting kind of bored just watching my Netflix.
No! Not the king! Let's see if they can stop me!

*Aitome climbs the wall of the castle and moves towards the tower
*Yelling* Star you wanna share that password? I'm bored up here.
Bona! Aitome is headed to where you are! Be ready!
*Sees aitome*Oh no you don't! *Uses Agidyne on aitome*
Thanks joker!
*After another long walk, Cait is panting at the castle* Third... time... I had to run here!
Oh yeah, it's 9999779. That's the wifi password.
*Hibki puts in the wifi password, going to a anime streaming site watching her anime*
Joker! Cait is heading for you! I think! Probably! She's heading for the castle!
*Aitome brushes off the fire and runs in close to slash at Bona

Heh! I nullify fire! Got any more tricks?
*Joker appears in front of Cait*
Yo, Puss in Boots. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to stop you right here
*After catching her breath, she charges in*
Skyla decides to fly on Bai Ze over to Hibki's cell. She then melts the bars with Agidyne.
Oh, really? *She draws her sword* Let's go at it then!
*teleports behind aitome* Yep. *grabs him, throws him to the ground,and walks back in front of the jailcell*
"'Oh hi! These cells aren't gonna work anymore, I'm afraid.'"
*Grabs his dagger and waves Cait over in a taunting manner* Come at me!
Huh? What no! Persona#

*Aitome summons her Persona and shoots a pillar of fire underneath him propelling him back up to the roof

Take this! Rising slash!

*Aitome while in the air slashes at Bona while falling onto the roof
*Hibki puts her phone away* You could at least have the decency to wait for the end of the episode*
"'I saved you, be grateful.'"
*She growls and charges, her Persona appearing behind her* Puss in Boots, Double Fangs!
*Hibki walks out getting on Bai Ze* What are you waiting for a thank you kiss?
...man, I probably shouldn't have made that rule about kings not being able to leave their throne room...wait, didn't I have a cannon around here somewhere? Yeah, maybe it's time for a some home decorating, but with more destruction.
*Dodges the double fangs* We can use Personas now? Alright! Arsene, restrain him!
*Arsene Appears behind Cait and holds him in place, while Joker rushes towards Cait attempting several slashes*
(gtg) Skyla brings Hibki back to the Elf Palace thrown.
*Cait takes a few hits, but blocks some with his sword* Mazan! *a group of green tornadoes push his attackers away*
*She sits on her throne* Why doesn't my castle get WiFi
Hmm...then again, I could always just cancel that rule out...you know what, yeah, that's what I'll do. I'll storm the elven castle by myself and kick the king's ass. *Walks out of her castle towards the Eastern castle*
Ooc: my phone ran out of battery. Sorry.
ic: Oh no you don't! *teleports, grabs hibki, reinforces the bars, and sticks her back in the tower cell*
Stupid teleportation. *She gets out her phone resuming the episode she was watching*
...oh...okay then...meh, I'm still storming the castle. *Keeps walking towards the Western castle*
*Fucking autocorrect. It's west, not east.
Joker: Arsene, Eigaon!

Arsene: Have at the, feline!

*Arsene fires a blast of curse damage at Cait, whole Joker fires a flurry of bullets*
*Aitome run in to the tower and slashes at Bona with his sword

I've got you now!
*Parrys using Vampire Sword* No you don't. Agidyne pillowzilla! *a pillar of fire blasts skyla*
Meowowow! *dodges the curse attack, but gets hit by the bullets* Puss in Boots, Sukukaja!
*stands in front of the front door* okay...how do I get in? Hmm... I'll just chop a little bit of the door down so I can get in. Oh wait... I'm using a staff...welp, burn motherfucker. *Starts burning the door down*
Joker: Oh no you don't! Michael, Sukunda!

*Michael Appears and nullifies Cait's ability boost by lowering his agility, nulling the boost*
*agility
Right. Wild Card. Puss in Boots, Garudyne! *she dashes off as Puss creates a large green tornado, amplified by Wind Boost*
...damn, this door is taking a long time to burn down...
So...you guys find the king/queen whatever?
Or do you still need my help?
*telepathically to star* you need help? cuz I can send a Agidyne headed for the door!
Oh, uhh...yeah, I don't need your help anymore. Keep the yen, I have tons of it anyway.
*Takes the wind attack without a scratch*
Joker: Michael, Kougaon
*Michael summons large blades of light, and sends them towards Cait*
Nah, I'm good. *The door finally burns down* there, you see? Now all I have to do is sit on the throne here and we win.
*distressed cat noises as she runs even faster, some of the lights piercing her*
*Telepathically to star* Sweet! We've practically won already!
@Starwaddle
Sorry, that's not how it works. I'm indebted to you until I carry out a contract.
*Hibki gets up and starts strangling Bona through the bars*
*Teleports* We've practicall won. No use trying to attack me.
Ooc: practically
Oh, then give me a moment to think of something...oh yeah, there's this dragon guarding a pile of treasure. I don't care what you do, but if you can bring me a few of it's scales and some sapphire, I'd say the contract is fulfilled. Now then, time to find this throne. *Looks around the castle for the throne*
Where is this dragon?
*Aitome burns down the bars and grabs Himiki and runs to the Human throne room

Come on! We still have a chance!
*Michael continues his assault on Cait, with Joker adding to it with bullet fire*
Uh...Anyone? Or do I have to find it myself?
Oh no you don't! *Teleports and slashes aitome with her Vampire sword, then grabs hibki and puts her back in the cell while reinforcing the bars to be fire proof*
N-nya! Okay, okay, you win! *She hides behind the nearest piece of furniture to get away from the bullets and light*
Telepathically to star* Where in the castle do you think you are? Cuz I can help you find it.
*Joker stops his assault and shouts to Cait*
Are you sure?
@Shiza_Salad oh, it's north of here. Big cave, you can't miss it
Then I'll be off.

*Wings burst out of his back and huge teeth protrude out of his mouth as he morphs into a large winged demon*

I shall be back with it's head, and a large amount of gold to compensate.
Aha! There it is! *Sits on the throne* there, it's over. Humans win.
Yeah! Those personas are no joke. I'll just kinda... stay back here till everything blows over... oh hey, I found a coin!
WOOOOOO WE WIN! TAKE THAT ELVES! alright your free to go hibki. GG.
*Joker shouts cheerfully*
All right, but try something and I'll be back for you!
Now, what to do....
*Hears Bona shouting*
Did we win?
YEAH GURL WE WON
Damn, nice one, I gotta get better!

*Aitome cleans the silver blade and sheathes it

Humans win, elves can suck my balls, and I'm going home. I need to work on the device...and yes, I know I don't have balls, it's an expression. *Suddenly disappears*
*Shiza comes flying back with the dragon's head, and drops it in front of @Starwaddle*

I believe this will suffice?
All right! That was fun. GG people, Joker out! *Disappears throughthe shadows*
*suddenly appears* ...yeah, that will work. But where's the sapphire?
HUMAN WIN PARTY AT LEBLANC
ITS ON ME
*teleports to LeBlanc*
*peeks out* We lost, eh? Good game. See ya guys! *leaves*
Eh, my work here is done.

*Peels of one of the dragon's scales and morphs back into a human*

Souvenir!

*Disappears through a portal*
*Pokes his head out of the portal, and flings it to her*

Here you are!

*Disappears once more*
...welp, at least I can finally finish the device. *Takes the head and sapphire before she suddenly disappears*
Looks like we're going to Leblanc...

*Aitome walks out of the place