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Blowing Shit Up With Death Rays
*ken has a shit ton of explosives, he is smiling and is gonna blow stuff up cos he can't think of shit to do*
YAY, YAY,DEATH TO ALL HUMANS!
*ken is blowing up abandoned buildings*
*Walks out of a portal*

The fuck are ya doin'?
oh, hello there *Ken's face grow's into an embarrassed grin*
You saw that didn't you...?
Of course I saw ya fuckin' blowing up random buildings. The hell why?
WOOO DEATH RAYS! I WANT ONE!
Well well well, wouldn'tcha like t'know. It's good stress relief, besides it's my estate anyway
*ken clicks his fingers and his servants bring out the cast of my little pony*

>Destroy all ponies?
FLIP
YES
DO IT NOW
*ken hands out explosive death rays, courtesy of Star*
LET'S DO IT!
*ken begins a firing his lazer*
Holy fuck, DESTROY THE PONIES. NOW.
*Shiza just watches from a distance and facepalms*

You're all insane...
*the ponies beg for forgiveness and cry*
>continue?
CONTINUE, PLEASE! MAKE THEM SUFFER.

*Probably and slowly growing insane*
*ponies get obliterated and scream in pain*
LET'S MAKE PONY FSTEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK