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FemBFMF04
Bonas tech shop!
So my technology is starting to cramp up my room. I decided to sell some stuff to be able to make someone make a room for my tech. So just come in and I'll see if I got what you want.
Delta-M
*Dark tendrils emerge from a portal on the ground and Mammon, still in Delta's body, arises from the ground in a grand display. The darkness dissipates once he's fully in the shop.*

Another shop? It wouldn't hurt to look around at something newly put into my possession. Perhaps I could find a nice alarm clock...
FemBFMF04
Hello there, welcome to my small shop. What do ya need? We got shrink rays, anti gravity boots, laser swords and more!
Emerson
*Em suddenly appears.*

Have you got a large scale 3D printer? I'd be willing to buy one if I can find it.
FemBFMF04
Yeah I got one. I don't really wanna be too cheap at so I'll give it to you for only around 20000 yen.
Delta-M
I'm in need of nothing fancy. Just an alarm clock. I've been having trouble waking up in the morning recently.
FemBFMF04
Alarm clock huh. Well I have an extra heavy metal alarm clock. It plays some pretty loud heavy metal music when it's time for you to wake up. Would that be good?
Emerson
That's fine. I didn't expect it to be easy. This should really cut down production time.

*Em dumps a large bag of yen containing 20000 on the table.*
Delta-M
The only way to know for sure would be to try it out myself. How much is it. Money is of no importance, and I could always offer something else in exchange.
FemBFMF04
I'll give it to ya for 600 yen.
FemBFMF04
OK em. You want delivered or do you want to carry it?
Delta-M
*He snaps his fingers and six 100 yen coins appear on the counter.*

I believe that takes care of the payment, does it not?
Emerson
Could you deliver it? I have no way of carrying it myself.
That place I need it is the armory. Just drop it off out front, I can handle it from there.
FemBFMF04
Yeah it does. *hands mammon a wide rectangular box with some buttons on the back* there ya go. Have a nice day.
FemBFMF04
OK, no problem em. *Snaps her fingers and suddenly Bona, em, and the 3d giant 3d primer are outside the armory.*
OK, now just push the button on the back of it.
HibkiKuze
*Hibki walks up* Hey Bona! What are you selling?
FemBFMF04
*kappa in her Bona form shows up behind the counter* Hey hib. I'm just selling some of my tech to afford a room to put all my tech in. That way I can sleep in my room without my bed being covered in rays.
Emerson
Thanks. See ya.

*Em vanishes.*
HibkiKuze
Nice. I'm thinking of what I would want. I dont know. I can't think of anything.
Gin
*Gin looks around and sighs* A bunch of interesting stuff, but nothing the idiot can't build ten times better.
FemBFMF04
Yo, welcome to my shop. Ya want anything?
Gin
Hmm. Nah, I have my own supplier of tech. Just seeing what you have.
Kuroumi
*Kuro walks out of a portal.*

Have anything melee?

HibkiKuze
How about a portable battery for my phone.
FemBFMF04
Portable battery huh. I got that. It's a super charger. Can charge our phone 10 times before having to fully charge again. The charge only takes an hour or so. 1500 yen sound good?
FemBFMF04
Melee weapon. I got that. You want long, short, one handed, or two handed?
HibkiKuze
Yeah sure. *Hibki hands over the money*
FemBFMF04
Aight. *hands the battery over* If ya need anything else, I got ya.
Kuroumi
One-handed hammers and maces work with me. You have anything of the sorts?
FemBFMF04
Hmm... Oh, I got a One handed laser mace.
What color you want?
Kuroumi
Give me any color. How much does it cost?
HibkiKuze
Do you have a device that could insert a person into a video game or TV show?
FemBFMF04
Alright, I'll give you blue. Does 3000 yen sound good?
FemBFMF04
Well, I have one that's in the works. It's not finished yet. You could pre-order one if you want.
Kuroumi
Good enough.

*Pays Bona 3000 yen.*
HibkiKuze
How much? And I'm sure we both know each other's first choice.
FemBFMF04
*takes the money and gives Kuro the mace* There ya go. Just tell me if ya need anything else.
FemBFMF04
Yeah we do hib. It's only gonna be 30000 yen. If you wanna pre-order it, you can pay anywhere from 500 yen to 15000 yen upfront and pay the rest later.
Kuroumi
Thanks. Nice doing business with you.

*Walks away into a portal.*
HibkiKuze
*Hibki hands over 5000 Yen* It'll be worth it in the end.
FemBFMF04
Alright. This will help in funding it. Thanks. Hopefully I should have it done before the end of the month. If not, at the middle of August.
HibkiKuze
So what's the plan for it? Will you be a random character or do you replace the player character?
FemBFMF04
You replace the main character. Pretty much ya plug it into the wall, you plug the console of your choice into the headpiece, then your in the game.
HibkiKuze
Cool. Well goodnight. *She walks off*
FemBFMF04
Night.
FemBFMF04
*puts up a sign that says "welcome to Bonas tech shop! For all your technology needs! Except laptops. We dont have laptops. *
FemBFMF04
*puts up a sign that says "welcome to Bonas tech shop! For all your technology needs! Except laptops. We dont have laptops. *
FemBFMF04
*puts up a sign that says "welcome to Bonas tech shop! For all your technology needs! Except laptops. We dont have laptops. *
FemBFMF04
Ooc: Wow, triple post. That's new.