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Exorsism of Shiza, The Unconventional Way
*Shiza waits within a strange arena*

Wonder if the people I've gathered will be enough...

OOC: Making this thread for the time being. Might do it soon otherwise.
Sans: *poofs in* im here. We gonna kick some demon butt?
Soon. I'd like to wait for the others.
Sans: alright. just hoping it's not that kid again.
What kid?
Sans: sorry, I keep saying that without context. so where I'm from, for a while, monsters like me were trapped underground. then came a child known as chara. they were a ray of sunshine on the kingdom, which was on the brink of death. unfortunately, they died. but when they were alive, the had this darkness in them. I could see it. eventually, I found out there were many timelines of my universe. In one of them, the dark side of chara possessed frisk, the new hero of the underground. they made them go on a murderous rampage if the entire underground. even killing my bro. i tried to stop them, but I failed eventually. im hoping that side will never come back into this world, or i don't know what I'll do! *his eye glows blue*
Hmm. No, this demon is nothing of the sort. Satan has possessed me and periodically controls my body. In return, he's given me demonic powers. Immortality, witchcraft, you name it. Thing is though, the more I use the powers, the more he becomes a part of me, until he IS me. If you fight him, I hope to purge him from me.
Sans: that makes sense. So this is an upgrade from what I've fought before huh. Well, I can finally put my dodging skills to use.
That you can. Honestly, we'll just have to wait a while for the others, if they even bother to show up. This is life or death, dammit!
Sans: yeah, your situation sounds serious.
Indeed it is. Again, life or death. Well, free will or evil demon monster.
*Yu arrives on the scene.*

So, we're doing this now, I guess.
Sans: heya. your name is yu, right? nice to meet yu.
Sans: names sans.
*Yu looks curiously at Sans.*

A skeleton, huh? Never thought I'd see that in the Nexus, though the last time I saw a skeleton wasn't that pleasant.
Sans: don't worry. im not bad to the bone.
Then you wouldn't enjoy Scorpion.

*Nervously chuckles*
Bad to the bone? You remind me of a friend I have back in Inaba.
Sans: well I'm a pretty HEUMERUS guy.
*You sighs.*

Yep, just like talking to them.
Sans: well I guess YU have some fond memories of your friends.
Alright yu two, enough. You need to chill.
*Yu looks over to Shiza.*

I'm always pretty chill.
You didn't get the joke, but I digress. I'll go get some more people.
*She walks into the place*

This looks ominous, but seems my source of information was right that there is something going on here.
Sans: heya. you're aki, right? names sans.
Oh hey Aki. Wanna help me fight my inner demons, kliterally?
Sounds great, when I could beat my stupid shadow, than you can beat your demons, I am sure.
*she smiles and looks at her phone*

Also I have no request so far so I have time.
Nifty. I guess we should get this show on the road?
This probably won't be an easy fight. We have to kill the literal devil after all.
Sans: well 4 people should be enough.
Leo'll be joining us. MAde sure my original self would ask 'im.
OOC: *made
Well don't underestimate me and Dagonet.
I already joined lots of big fights and
well maybe other decide to join as well later.
Perhaps others will join in. Who knows. Well, let's get this party started.

*The familiar black mist starts to crawl its way into the ornate arena, snaking through the members of the group. It starts to cover Shiza in a shroud, completely encasing him in a black cloud. Slowly, it starts to dissipate, revealing a large demon beneath the shroud. Finally, it disappears completely, leaving the hulking seven-foot tall demon in his place*
Hmm...I've been summoned, but something doesn't feel right. It's as though you're all afraid for your very lives, ready to enter bloody combat. Why do you all look so nervous?
*Yu looks up at the behemoth.*

Well, that was sudden.

*He pulls out his sword and readies it.*

So, are you the demon who's been possessing Shiza? Because I need to have a word with you.
A word? I can always lend an ear to a mortal who wishes to speak. What is it? First, may I ask, do you have a weapon at the ready?
OOC: *Why do you
*Yu looks the demon straight in the eyes as he speaks.*

Well, I don't much care for people borrowing my friends' bodies, so I came to ask you to kindly leave him be.
Don't mind it, I mostly have a weapon ready because of my job,
but we are truely here to talk to you.

*she tips on Yu*
I'll let you do the talking, before I say somthing wrong,
I tend to do that.
OOC: Dang so late.XD
*Scoffs*

Heh, leave? It was he who suggested the act. It is he who you should be consulting with. He has probably demonized me, turning you all against me, pardon the pun. Why should I be stripped of my side of the bargain?
OOC: Nah that worked. You're fine, aki.
*Determination shines in his eyes.*

Deal or no deal, I'm not going to let you just treat him like some object, so either leave or we're going to have to force you to.
*Sneers in disgust*

And what makes you think I'm going to just get up and leave? Then I'll be an incorporeal mist again. If I break our deal, then he may still get the benefits of it, and I will be left with nothing. I do not treat him like an object. I treat him as if he were my own body. I don't even meddle in his affairs.
*Yu begins considering the demon's words.*

What was this deal exactly?
The contract was that I'd be able to use his body as my own, because I do not have one, periodically. In return, he'd get mystical power and knowledge. Immortality, witchcraft, and some other things I let him have. Why do you ask, human?
*Yu sighs.*

So it was a full on contract, huh. That complicates things, why didn't Shiza mention this.

*Yu looks back up at the demon.*

Is there perhaps a way to form a new contract? One that would let Shiza have control of his body, again?
Hmm. Only if you are to find a new conduit for me to use, except for full time use. The new deal will overwrite the original, expect I will minimize Shiza's powers. For example, he'll no longer have witchcraft, but will keep the immortality. Don't want him having too much fun now.

*Satan summons a large throne with the snap of his fingers and proceeds to sit in it sideways.*

I thought you all were supposed to enter combat with me. Heh, you're all no fun.
*Yu looks back to the rest of the group.*

So, anyone got any ideas?
*A sinister grin paints across his face*

I'll let my offer stand. It's not like you all have any other chouce besides death, right?
So a substitude?
I don't really want to involve anyone else in this.
If it's a person who is already hollow..... I can't think of anyone though.

But i know to well how it is to be possesed by something,
I had that problem with my persona in the past well.
We learned to work together now,
but it'll be hard for Shiza with this demon.
*Lucifer fakes a yawn*

Tick tock tick tock. I don't have all day, mortals. Consult each other quicker.
OOC: @Yu-Narukami How are you at combat GMing? I can do the narritive stuff.
I'm not afraid of some demon who claims to be a God, I've dealt with similar beings before. If you all want to fight it then I'll follow along.
So Yu, any ideas? Shall we just fight him, or retreate and search a answer.
OOC: so forget that
OOC: As far as combat goes I do narrative based RP where more detail = more damage. Not something everyone likes tbh
*She grips her spear*

TIme to let lose right.
We got your back.
*she smirks*
OOC: Yeah...I dunno. Some other people do the roll of a dice thing, but I don't know how that'll work. I suppose that'll have to do.
OOC: Ok, I can give it a shot.
*The throne disappears in a black flash and the demon stand back up again*

Huh. And here I thought you'd take my chance at peace and mercy. Tsk tsk. That's too bad. Oh well, fleshbags never learn.
*Yu faces the demon sword drawn.*

It's deities that never learn the power of humanity.

Izanagi-no-Okami!

*The persona appears behind Yu holding a double sided blade as an intense blue aura radiates from it.*
OOC: Should we wait for Sans or do you think they fell asleep?
*He seems to have a bored look on his face. You can't be certain, as his helmet covers most of it in shadow*

Yawn. Seen them once, seen them all. This is your last chance at the diplomatic route, human. I advise you take it, otherwise one of us isn't leaving alive, and it won't be you.

*His face turns to a vicious grin*
OOC: I dunno. anymore, maybe we should just continue?
OOC: Prolly. Reaper and Leo are supposed to join, so I'll go get 'em.
OOC: Honestly though, I think they fell asleep.
Leo
"He appear"

Hi guys, let's do this.
*she bows to Leo*
Nice to meet ya.

*then she summons dagonet and jumps on his Hand*
Well I leave to you guys if we fight him or not.
Also I brought some healing items just in case as well.
Hmm...Another joins the battle for the life of another. How poetic that all of you shall perish here, in a desperate but vain effort to help a man you all barely know...
Barely know? I was there when he awakened to his persona and faced his true self. That's plenty reason for me to help him now.
If only you knew the dark secrets he keeps from you all...what he's done to innocent people...He wishes he could atone, but he can't...he lives in a state of suffering...If only you could see what I see...I see inside you all, to your very souls. I see the good and the bad. I see all the secrets you hide from the ones you hold dear...
Leo
He is my friend and I'm going to help him.
How noble, prince. Cut the act, you have no reason to fight for him, let alone help him. He has never done anything for you, so why help him? You all think you have a good cause, when in reality, it amounts to nothing! Nothing but dust!
(I'll just watch)
*His eyes start to glow a blood red color an his size increases two-fold*

You all will be crushed my might! You will all regret your pitiful existences! Each and every one of you!
You talk all high and mighty and think your so much better.

Than what have you done for him, why did he had to suffer,
that he wanted to get rid of you!

I have my own shady past and problems,
but doesn't everyone have this.
Our Personas are prove that we accepted this and
try to avoid our mistakes from coming back again!

Shiza had his own problems but with this he tries to atone for it.
And I will support him through and through.

*She readies her spear*
Aww...It would've been cute had it not been annoying. You all have problems, yes, but what you have done plaes at the list of vices he carries on his shoulders. When I get my way with him, I'll make sure he burns in Hell for a long time. I would've let him be, too. If only someone didn't try to meddle.
*Pales, not plaes
Leo
"He prepares his brynhildr"

I have a reason, i don't want him suffer anymore for you, you are a demon, and as prince of nohr, I'm going to beat you.
You all amuse me. I will allow you to face a true adversary. Go ahead and try.

*He unsheathes his massive six-foot long greatsword, pitch black and adorned in rubies, and hold it out in front of him*

This place will be your grave.
Death, come to my aid. Rip them limb from limb.

*A large skeletal horseman appears behind Satan, giving everything an eerie pale yellow glow*
Leo
I'm ready, when you want guys.
OOC: Give me a sign when you want to start the battle. I'm not sure if were still waiting or what.
OOC: I'm good.
OOC: Yu are you still there?


*She smirks*
Alright time to do this huh.
*Dagonet let's out a mad laugh*
Well let me show you how a Jester fights.
Leo
OOC: I can do it now.
OOC: Nevermind
**Battle Start**
**Enemy Turn**
OOC :I am ready.
Jester is right. All you do is make me laugh, not threaten me in the slightest.
OOC: Do I only get one move?
OOC: Your choice, I don't know much about your character.
Leo
OOC: remember some atack twice.
OOC: I'll attack twice, I guess.

Death, rip and tear!

*Death cats Morning Star!*

*Satan swings his greatsword at Leo*
Leo
I-is worst the siegfried of my brother.

"He uses thoron"

OOC: you can see my magic.in my in my profile ,if you need it
Izanagi-no-Okami! Mind Charge!

*Yu concentrates deeply, preparing for a magic attack.*
OOC: Good I love fire emblem.XD

Dagonet. Marakukaja!
*She cast on the whole Party*
**End of Player Turn**
*The party is hit with almighty damage from Morning Star.*

*Leo takes Physical Damage from the greatsword.*

*Leo casts thunder of the Dark Messiah.*

*Yu charges his magic.*

*Jester raises everyone's defense.*

**Enemy turn**
Lay down and die! At least give up! All your efforts are in vain!
OOC: I repel electric, but I could change the resistances, since they're a bit bullshit.
OOC: Just look at my profile.
OOC: I think I might be too tired for this.
*The Thunder bounces off of the Dark Messiah and back onto Leo.*
OOC: I see so noted, use Zaou-Gongen not for electricity.
But he still has fire.
Also i defenitly not use Alice, because she mostly has insta
kill stuff, or I only use her for healing.
because mediarama.
OCC: actually can we change personas freely or only a one time change.
OOC: Freely. Makes the fight easier. Also, yeah, I'll continue this later. It is now 5 am and I've stayed up all night. I'll start it later today.
OOC: Changing once per turn would be the most reasonable I think.
OOC: Fair enough.
OOC: Alright.
OOC: Alright thanks.
OOC: I don't know when I'll start it again, but I'll bump the thread when I'm ready, I guess.
Ooc: sorry I fell asleep.
Alright we exorcise Shiza by dropping a cross shaped rock on him and have him give his last hamon to Joseph

good night
Ooc: Aight when we starting up again?
Ooc: fridge wrong acciunt
(Exposed)
Ooc: DARN IT I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED
OOC: Well, I slept in til 2:30 EST, lol. We can start it back up whenever. We just need @Yu-Narukami so he can GM.
OOC: well I have no time now, I go out.
See ya maybe tommorow. We have 9pm right now.
OOC: Well shit, fair enough. I'll see you later then. And by later I mean two in the morning for me again.
Ooc: well flip.
Bump for battle

OOC: I'm ready if everyone else is.
I'm ready
Ooc: sorry forgot to put ooc
OOC: I'm here
OOC: We're just waiting for Aki and Leo then.
Ooc: IDK about Leo but OK pretty sure aki said she can't be here right now.
Ooc: ignore the ok
OOC: Rip. I guess we'll be missing some people.
Ooc: Well we could still go and just act like they're here spamming attacks
OOC: I dunno, seems a bit weird.
Ooc: I've seen people do it on rps all the time. Should be fine.
OOC: Fair enough, alright then. Let's get started I suppose.
You meat stand no chance.
Sans: well, I guess this is it then. let's do this. *suddenly Lucifer is surrounded buy a ton of gaster blasters and bones. The bones fly toward him and the flowers fire*
Ooc: all of his attacks do light almighty damage
Ooc: blasters not flowers
Ooc:....well this is awkward
OOC: Lmao sorry, talking to a friend on discord.
Ooc: oh OK. Where yu?
Ooc: wherz not where
OOC: I'm here.
Ooc: k, cuz ya kinda Poofed.
OOC: POOF!
OOC: So **Player Turn**
**Enemy Turn** to signify turns
I'll write whether or not attacks hit or miss depending on actions taken. That sound good?
Ooc: Yeah that's good.
Ooc: yeah I say poof when someone disappears.
OOC: That's fair. Let's do it.
**Enemy Turn**
OOC: How many personas am I allowed to have at once?
OOC: Your the villain so I'll let you decide what's fair.
OOC: Since I can have only two turns and I have five personas, I don't think it'd be unfair to have them all out at once, but in order to summon them, it takes a turn.
Ooc: that's fair, especially since sans can dodge like every attack
Conquest, to my side! Help my cast them into oblivion!

*Persona Conquest has been summoned!*

*Satan fires two shots of his shotgun at the group!*
**Player Turn**
Helel!

*The angelic figure comes forth and tries to block the onslaught of bullets.*

Seems this really won't be an easy fight...
Sans:*dodges with ease* so, that didn't work too well huh. well how about you try this on for SIZE. *suddenly, a gaster blaster the size of Lucifer appears and blasts, creating an explosion of light*
Ooc: except that one. That one is heavy almighty damage.
*Yu manages to block the bullets with his Persona thus reducing the damage.*

*Sans dodges out of the way and fires off a beam of almighty at the Dark Messiah.*

**Enemy Turn**
Tsk, you're all insolent fools! Death, Conquest? Demolish them!

*Death uses Die for Me!*

*Conquest uses Prayala!*
*Die for Me! is Nulled from hitting Yu by Helel who Nulls dark.*

*Pryala is sent forth toward the party dealing severe physical damage with a chance for an instakill.*

**Player turn**
*sans once more dodges without a scratch*
Sans: that was a neat party trick. might as well do one. *all of a sudden a fissure appears below and above Lucifer. Inside is a ton of bones that get flung at lightning speed, piercing through him.
*Yu is hit by the attack being knocked back but only taking trivial damage because of Helel's resistance to physical attacks.*

Alright, time to show you some real power then.

Izanagi-no-Mikoto!

*The angelic being disappears and is replaced by Izanagi-no-Mikoto wielding a giant blade.*

Take this! Cross Slash!

*Izanagi-no-Mikoto slashes forth with two shockwaves that hit for high accuracy and heavy physical damage.*
OOC: What kind of damage would the bones be?
Ooc: light almighty, but there are several of them. Like a ton. A skeleton. *insert laugh track here*
OOC: Phys probs. Either that or almighty.
*The bones attempt to pierce into the Dark Messiah dealing light almighty damage each time one hits.*

*Cross Slash sends 2 fierce shockwaves at the Dark Messiah dealing heavy physical damage twice.*

**Enemy Turn**
You're all pissing me off! WAR?! SHOW THEM SUFFERING!

*He grows even larger, to three times his original size*

*Persona War has been summoned!*

*Conquest uses Thunder Reign!*
OOC: Thunder Reign on who?
OOC: Sorry, forgot that was single target. On yu. Heh, that pun.
*Thunder reign strikes at Yu threatening to inflict Severe electric damage*

**Player Turn**
Sans: well, he's bigger now. but you know what they say, the bigger they are.... *sans' eye glows blue* the harder they fall. *sans uses his powers to lift up Lucifer using telekinises and throw him up into the air and fall straight onto the floor, causing severe physical damage*
Ooc: have Lucifer fall straight on to the floor. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
*The electric attack is resisted but still does some damage.*

Alright, seems like I'll need to prepare something bigger.

Izanagi-no-Okami! Heat Riser!

*Yu increases his own atk/def/agi for 3 turns.*
*Sans uses telekinesis to lift Lucifer up and throw him on the ground dealing severe physical.*

**Enemy Turn**
*Screams in anger*

Shitty little skeleton! I'll grind you to dust!

*Satan swings with his sword, hitting both adversaries*

*War uses Blazing Hell!*
*Satan swings his sword, if it hits than it inflicts burn upon any it touches.*

*War casts Blazing Hell causing a wave of fire to sweep over the battlefield for severe fire damage.*

**Player Turn**
*Izanami-no-Okami tries to block the blade but ends up getting slashed just as the fire overtakes it, causing it to turn back into a card before fading away. Yu reels back in pain.*

Ugh...I'm not done yet. Helel!

*Yu summons the angelic figure.*

Salvation!

*A green light washes over the party healing them and curing all status ailments.*
OOC: Can I join back in, I am awake now.
OOC: Yeah, go ahead.
OOC:Alright.

Sorry I was gone I am back again.

Seems you guys are need more damage to deal on him.
Let's help ya with that.

*She casts Matarukaja*
OOC: Sanes stopped posting, should I just end the turn?
OOC: Yeah.
OOC: Enemy turn?
*Yu fully heals the party and alleviates status ailments.*

*Jester uses Matarukaja to increase everyone's attack.*

*San's Sanes. Click to load jpeg image (size - 140 kb) *

**Enemy Turn**
OOC: Lost connection for a while there.
JUST...STAND...STILL! Pestilence! Send 'em to oblivion!

*Persona Pestilence has been summoned!*

*Satan fires the rest of his shells in the double barrels!*
*Bullets are fired at the party.*

**Player Turn**
Alright, Last chance to do this!

Helel! Let's do this!

Morning Star!

*With Yu's increased attack Helel begins generating a glowing ball of light which then begins increasing to a massive size before being thrown up in the air and landing where Satan resides causing severe almighty damage.*
*She summons Dagonet again*

Dagonet let's dance the dance of Death.

SWORD DANCE!

*They both dance as the swords fly towards their enemies*
*The ball of almighty crashes upon Satan.*

*The swords rush forth from Jester and her Persona stabbing into Satan.*

**Enemy Turn** AKA: Santa's Turn
OOC: Santa...thanks...

IC: How did you put it? The dance of death? Appropriate words..

*Death uses Morning Star!*

*Pestilence uses Vacuum Wave!*
OOC: LOL Santa.XDD Christmas is devilish I knew it.
OOC: Was there any doubt? Lol.
*Morning star crashes onto the party dealing severe almighty.*

*Vacuum Wave causes a massive torrent of wind to crash into the party dealing severe wind.*

**Player Turn**
*The wind knocks against Yu but is repeled by Helel's passive ability back at Satan.*

OOC: I forgot about that.

I think it's time we put an end to this.

Izanagi-no-Mikoto!

*Helel disappears and is replaced by Izanagi-no-Mikoto.*

Power charge!

*Yu begins charging his physical power.*
OOC: Click to load youtube video
After this song I have no argument against this.
Also Dagonet has a kinda wind resistance which is good here.
IC:

Alright Change.

*she Summons Zaou-Gongen*

Burn them to ash!

MAAGIDYNE!!!!!
*Yu begins charging his power.*

*Jester sends a wave of flames to deal heavy fire damage but Satan eats the flames.*

**Enemy Turn**
Heh, your efforts are useless. Much like your existences...

*Persona Famine has been summoned!*

*Famine uses Ice Age!*

OOC: I didn't know you listened to Set It Off! I love you so much more now.
OOC: I need to go now, it's 10 minutes to 12:00 and I need to sleep.
OOC: This is taking too long anyway...
OOC: I love set it off, they are amazing.=D
Also bye, Yu, yeah I just need to go out as well to.
Have to take out some trash. It was fun though.
OOC: I'll finish this up somehow. This fight is taking too long.
OOC: See ya both later.
Ooc: yo are we starting again?
OOC: Maybe. I was thinking this was taking too long, as everyone takes forever to show up, then leaves just as soon. I was thinking I'd finish it with narrative, but if everyone wants to continue, that's fine too.
OOC: Eh, fuck it. If we get enough people, then yeah, I'll start it up again.
Ooc: Aight. I'll use this account cuz Bona is gonna show up.
OOC: Alright then.
OOC: Now that I believe that I have procured a GM, I think we can start, once we get everyone together again.
OOC: I will not be able to participate today,
I need to go to the doctor and after that my mother wants to go shopping with me, so itwill be after noon when I get back and
this is when you guys are gone.
OOC: I'm up til five, mate.
Ooc: yeah, all that's left is yu.
OOC: Sorry to hear that though. Have fun, I suppose.
OOC: @BonafideMonafide04

Yu is GMing for Mig. That's why I needed a new GM.
Ooc: oh. I could see if I could get someone.
Ooc: and I'm that new GM. I'm not the best, but I know how to do battle.
Ooc: never mind I just saw that you got star.
OOC: Lmao. I just need a few more members to join in, one at the least... ;_;
Ooc: yeah I would GM but im better at overworks GM than battle GM.
Ooc: well I think @Tsugmi-Chan might come. But I'm not sure.
Ooc: overworld not overworks
OOC: Perhaps. I noticed your little conversation within Leblanc ;)
Ooc: yeah I know. Whatever.
OOC:
Omae wa mo, shindeiru
I wanna murder Satan
OOC: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
OOC: Alright, I guess we can start now!
Ooc: OK you can help then. We kinda need another person.
*Bona runs in, sword in hand*
*whispers to self* Don't worry, Shi will be OK.
Alright Lucifer, time for us to end this!
OOC:
Enchanted Falchion or Flippy Sword?
* Yu and Jester lie unconscious on the ground*

Weaklings. You are no match, as you challenged me at my own game!

*The three new combatants approach Satan, weapons at the ready*

Ah, more flesh for the butcher. This'll be fun!
OOC: Nevermind.
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Let us begin, Demon
OOC: Whatever floats your boat, friend.
Sans: well, some new kids are here. heya. I'm sans.
Bona: SANS OMG!!! *slaps self* focus Bona.
Bona: well, now my plan is ruined. Flip.
Sans: sorry to hear that kiddo.
*the Knight takes a fast swing with the Falchion*
*All five of his personas circle him as he stands in the middle of the arena*

Face me and die, vermin.
OOC: Wait, Star. She's GMing, so she indicates turns and whatnot.
OOC* Oh, right. Whoopsies
*player turn*
*Enchanted Oberhau, 50% phys, 50% Mag*
OOC: And then I needed sleeps.
OOC: Goddammit.
*Bona casts psiodyne on himself, lifting him in the air. (speed and evasion raise) Sans traps Lucifer in a ball of gaster blasters and fires. (heavy almighty damage)*
*enemy turn*
Tsk tsk tsk. This shall not do. Suffer.

++Action++
*Death uses Morning Star!*

*War uses Blazing Hell!*
*Satan is hit by both attacks. the Elite Knight is hit by the Mourning Star, but Bona and Sans are missed. When the Blazing Hell comes towards the party, the opposite happens, and the Knight is missed while Bona and Sans are hit.*
*Player turn*
Ooc: this is good, right?
OOC: Sure, that works. Just wish we'd have some way to keep track of hp. That was the problem with the last two rounds.
Ooc: can't help you there.
Ooc: Ummm actually just saying that sans is supposed to be dodging until a certain point, sorry.
OOC: Damn. If I knew how to calculate it, I'd do it myself.
*Player Turn*

OOC: I'd assume.
*sans begins to break a sweat. Once more, a gaster blaster the size of Lucifer appears and blasts him. (severe almighty) Bona casts agidyne.*
OOC: This battle isn't working out. I give up.
Ooc: well we could just do what you said and make the rest a narrative or something