This will be a story that I (or someone else, if I become too lazy) will write in the form of several posts with at least one new post every day. Here's the lead-in:
Yeah, so, these words roll on de screen and dey all like, "sign dis her so Yu can't sue in case you get a seisure or sumpthin." Sum dum shit like dat. Then de game opens to like a helicopter and stuff and a caseno. So, it shows dat boi in that white outfit wit that white hat and baton like sum kind of performing man and I do shit and stuff, acting all cool like. So, I run out that caseno, beat up all those guards and stealz sum money froms the caseno, see. Finally, I come to the lobey, only to find it completely blocked off. So, what I do is just run on the railing and jump straight out the window. But, when I land, I find dis like army doods surrounding me. I'm like "What, cause a black man comes out a caseno wit money you assume he stealz it?" The army doods then shoot me up sayin' I wuz armed and stuff. When I wake up, this guy wit a square face beats me up an' shit. He asks me to sign my name, so I signz it, "Faku Namu". He totally didn't suspected that that was fake name. So, den he leaves and dis white chick comes in. Dis white chick, says her name is Say Nighy-Gima, says to me, "I don't have much time, go into explicite detail over the events that have transpired over the last 7 months." I'm like, "No prob."
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And so I began rememberin' shit. I remember dis one time I was on my subway on my way to meet my new white daddy, when I was rememberin' that one time when thw cops were all liek, "We're gonna pretend that you assaulted this white man cause you're a black ass." Then, the subway pulled up and I tried going to my new White Daddy's house and he's all like, "A nibba liek you dun belong in a white man's home. I dun need you rapein' me daughter. You can sleep in my cafe's attic, I reckon." And so I go to his attic and he talks to me once again, "The name's So-Gerr-Row Sock-Er-Raw, but you can calls me Master. I dun ned ta know yer name, boi." And so I go to sleep and have a dream about a white man with a penis for a nose. I says to him "Where am I?" And so he says, "Get back to work, prisner," as he whips me with his fully erect nose.
So I wake up I hold out I reach out to the truth and So-Jew-Row's all liek, 'git yer ass ta skol'. So, I goes to skol and pass by that kid wit the criminal record. I'm liek, 'I best be avoidin' dis fool.' And so I step onto the road and get ran over by dis white boi driving wit his bitch. I am now ded and the focus of the story switches ta dat white bitch, Funny Guy.
Alright, funny guy here to tell the story. So, I was looking at this cuck Ryuji and I really didn't care about what he had to say so I let the player do all the talking and occasionally let out a faint 'heh'. suddenly, when we thought we were going to school, this screw-up led us straight into a castle. So, the guards kill him on the spot and allow me to live in captivity. It was then that I awakened to my Pursoona. The Pirsooona's name was Arsen, and he was all firey and burned things. So, a couple of Lantern Jacks showed up and I was like, bang. I shot them until they all bled out. Then, I met with this peopley person and he said, "'Sup, i'm super awesome, have a six pack, a limousine and a phat load of money," he said as he punched through the cell. I responded, "heh" in awe. I swiftly followed him as he owned all the shadows with his pursoooona. He led me to the exit and said "C'ya" as he gallantly departed. I went back to school and the teachers were all like, "He was gone? I didn't even notice." And so my day went on as normal, as I rested to recover my sp.
(That's enough for today)
(That's enough for today)