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Going to hell... literally
So this is hell... geez! its a lot hotter than i first thought!
Let's find him....
Yeah, the air conditioning machine broke. Hold up, we got a guy on it.
Thanks, fellow not-cat. You know where Satan is? We kinda need to see him.
*starts exploring*
Satan is in Akira Kurusu of the Kurusu household.
Different Satan, nya. The demon, not the Persona. Although tell Persona Satan I said hi.
akira? wait... JOKER!?
oh wait... nevermind...
Demons? I don't much about those.
We don't have time for chat.....
If you're really in that much of a hurry, you can take my van.
Well... I'm guessing he's in a lair or something. Demons love lairs. And so do cats.
That would be great....
You can turn into a van here? Neat!
thanks, mona.
No, I was reffering to an actual van. I don't know how to drive or get it out of here, so, you guys'll be responsible for bringing it back home.
oh. ok.
Oh. Alright, we'll take care of it. I ain't driving, though.
I can't drive....
and i dont have a licence... but i do have experience from mario kart... so... *gets in the driver seat*
I call shotgun! *Gets in the passenger seat*
*gets in*
Let's get going....
ok. *starts the engine* what about sky?
I don't know
we cant leave without her. no one gets left behind on my watch!
Okay......
*Clears throat*

What exactly do you think you're doing?
yeah... about that favor earlier... I refuse.
We're about to go on the highway to hell. What else does it look like?
And why exactly would you go to my domain?
to get my friend back. release reaper now... or we'll make you do it. dont make us need to use force, rotten devil.
@Dahlia
*Sighs*

You don't have a choice, sweetheart. There is no option.
To get back this Reaper guy. I'm just tagging along cause I can't just let these guys go alone.
And I'm not going to just give him to you. His soul is mine and long gone now. He is my slave. He gave me his soul willingly.
fine... if we must fight to save him... then so be it.
*there's a knight in the background, wandering about and killing lesser demons for the items they drop.*
Nobody is your fucking slave!
oh.. hello there sir. we need to fight the devil to save my friend here. care to help us out?
he would never give his soul to you willfully... it was probably a ploy you saw through... THATS IT, ISN'T IT!
@Dahlia
Why I'd be happy to! Im sure he drops Souls on Souls.....maybe a weapon or two as well....
Well, I dunno the story behind this, but I can't exactly leave without hearing it.
"I bet it was an illusion."
*Satan fakes a yawn*

Look, I'll only give you this warning once. Leave my presence, or none of you will get out alive. My patience wears thin of your insolence.
I'm not leaving...
Well... *he hesitates* Just answer me this: why did Reaper give you his soul?
@The_Dark_Messiah
If you would please, give our friend back

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Or we shall take our loot by force
No, it wasn't a ploy, although that would be one for the history books. No, he gave in and asked me to kill him, so I did. I now possess his soul and you can't take it back.
very well... i didnt want to do this but... HAVE AT YOU!
Okay... Listen guys, Satan here ain't a pushover. You sure you wanna go face-to-face with him?
Fuck it we are fighting!
"...Uh... Fate can change!" Skyla clearly had no idea what to say so just threw out a random quote.
its the only way, cait. we gotta do this to save reaper!
"...Bai Ze! Headbutt!"
*Satan puts his hand to his head in annoyance*

Why can't you fleshbags ever just be diplomatic? It's always with the fighting.
Well, I can't just abandon ya guys. Let's go! ...although could you spare the van, Satan? We're kinda borrowing it.
"You weren't giving us any options Mr. Satan."

"Pluto is the best underworld god anyday tbh."
*Satan rolls his eyes*

Sure, sure, whatever. Mind the van. Got it.
(Who's gming this btw? ...CAN I?!)
@Spectrum
Now you're just pissing me off.
"Admit it! PLUTO IS BETTER!"
@The_Dark_Messiah
We tried diplomacy, now we shall have victory!

*Swings the Enchanted Falchion*
(The falchion, eh. Awakening ftw.)
OOC: I don't really care, seeing as I can't GM for shit, but I can do narrative.
Pluto is not better, he's just a cheap knockoff. Now, I'll give you an option. Find me a fucking conduit I can live in instead of Shiza, and you can have your damn friend back.
ooc: I can GM if needed. DeSu Satan/Lucy? SMT something Satan?
(YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

I get to gm, yay.)
Except he WILL be permanent. I want around the clock control of him.
@Spectrum
(What? Telling me to not use a Meta Wep? Oh, and I could roll some dice I guess)
"...Wait what? So basically all we have to do, is replace Shiza with someone else, and then we get Reaper back? That's just confusing?"
So... you want a vessel? Can't think of anyone who'd do so willingly...
(If you want to roll your dice, give your D20 roll in brackets with your move.

Also, why am I the only one who has said their move yet btw.)
It's not as confusing as you think. You meatbags are just idiots, so I don't expect you to understand.
HANG ON!

If you require a vessel.....

How do you feel about sitting in a shop?
OOC: I'm trying to avoid conflict, but everyone makes it difficult.
*sigh* if thats the only way you'd be willing to let reaper go without fighting you, FINE. but id better see him back... and not some soulless copy of him singing praises to you, either!
A...shop? Go on...
"But why replace one person to get a different person. Why not just replace the person WE actually want... No offense to Shiza if he can hear me."
@Dahlia
*He chuckles manically*

What makes you think I'd do that? I'm a man of my word.

*He crosses his heart with an elongated finger*

Although you DO give me good ideas...
@The_Dark_Messiah
Well, through a black ritual, I could bind you to a suit of living armor. It's in my weapon shop
@Spectrum
I...don't follow.
Ooh, living armor! Pretty easy vessel to get, and few contracts needed!
@-EliteKnight-
How about...no. I'd like a conduit of flesh and blood, not some lifeless husk. Heh, lifeless husk. Kind of like Reaper as of late.
yeah... that can work actually...
or not...
"Well, we are replacing Shiza, to get Reaper. Why not make us replace reaper's role to get reaper back?"
Then why not use Reaper? ...wait, counterproductive idea.
@The_Dark_Messiah
It's....kind of flesh and blood. And metal. And fire
@Spectrum
*Sits down in his throne sideways*

Your words intrigue me. Continue.
...And if you guys do that, I will kill you. N-not literally speaking, of course.
"It'd probably be easier to get you someone's soul, than to get you someone who would let you possess them, afterall you can't possess dead people, but you CAN take their soul."
Eh. You make a good point, but I'd rather have a body to possess and use as my own than another soul.
"Are you sure?"
Yes. I'd rather have a body than yet another soul. Plus, if you want Reaper's soul back, I'm not just going to trade it to you for some other soul. It was to be a trade of greater or equal value.
*It has to be
"Oh. Ok. I'll just see if we could find a person willing to be possessed by Satan then."
Ooc: I'm not in this but insert fma joke here
We don't exactly have a body on hand... *He sighs* Unless we can find one, this is pointless...
Not many fit that description, nya.
Well, that's how you'd describe it. I'm just giving you an option that doesn't lead to the inevitability of your deaths.
yeah... there are just too few people who match that description...
Anyway, if you truly want a fight, then so be it. I'll be courteous and make your deaths quick, since I don't have all day. If you really do want to avoid conflict, then find me that conduit.
*Satan shrugs*

It's up to you.
Let's just go. Fighting Satan is a death wish, nya.
At least someone has some common sense. SOME.
yeah... we'll need good luck finding someone who fits your description though...
*Casts an incantation upon the group*

That'll enhance your "luck", as you humans call it. Luck is just the favors of the gods.
thanks... come on guys...
Let's go back...
yeah... sorry for barging in... we didnt think we had much of an option...
Back to the van we go... *hops in again*
*gets in*
Skyla jumps back into the van. "Let's hope we can do this..."
i hope so too.
*drives the van out*
You better hope you can, or you won't ever get Reaper back. Farewell fleshbags. Next time, knock.

*He waves goodbye and chuckles to himself*
Skyla sighs. "I tried to make this easier... But it didn't work... Eh, at least we know what type of person to search for I suppose."
Yeah....
"So, anyone here know where Satanists gather?"
No idea....
im sure there's like a hidden cult of em somewhere.
I look around then...
ok... lets look.
Where should we start?
*Is lost*
.......Where?......
"I don't know where to start... Maybe ask around a town?"
Look it's that girl!
"Hm?"
Reaper's friend
hi stella!
Hi Stella!
She knows too right?
Hello......
.....Lost.....
Are you lost?
*Nods*
I see...
"A girl of few words, huh?"
Yeah.....
*Nods*
(gtg bye)
(Bye)
I see you visited the netherrealm itself. You all smell of brimstone.
ooc: see ya.
Ic: Stella... we need your help... satan wants a host to permanently possess and we have no clue who would let that happen willingly...
Look it's Scorpion!
are you sure? i just feel like im having a fever...
....... Host?.....
Maybe Scorpion can help us...
No, that is the smell of my homeland. You all smell of sulfur and rotting flesh.
anyway... do you know anyone that would let themselves be possessed by satan, scorpion? he needs a new host to permanently take over...
Hmm. I haven't been here very long, so I know little people, sorry. I wish I could be more of an assistance though.
its ok... thanks for letting us know...
........Mishimans?.......
hm? you think he would fit?
From what I've heard, this mishimans sounds like a worthy candidate.
He fits very well
ok... we'll go look for him. thanks, you two!
*Bows*

Glad I could help, miss.
How...... to leave?
Stella, was it? What's wrong?
Hello again.
You came here again, nya? Don't go alone like that...
Now, what is it you wanted to tell me. Don't keep me waiting.
Something feels fishy about all this... there is NO WAY reaper would willingly sell himself to satan...
I would like to request to see reaper... if only for a moment...
He said, and I quote, "Please kill me." So I did, and here we are now. Permission denied.
Dahlia... *he sighs* Look, can I get the context of that quote? I have barely any idea of the reason behind this.
No... there is no way he would sacrifice himself... (there's no way... its impossible... it has to be... it MUST BE...!) This is all an illusion you created to fool us! Reaper was never dead in the first place!
Sure, fine. I will give you context.

*Satan speaks a Latin incantation, causing a vision to occur in your minds*

OOC: Here, just have the thread. 172 to 181.

https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=8657

Are you sure I would fake his death? If I did, he would still be among you, yes?
You... you're right. It seems he did so willingly...
No... thats not the reaper i know... thats an imposter... a doppelganger!
You deceive yourself, Dahlia. You lie in order to change the truth, change your reality. I give you my word that this was not an illusion, that he is indeed the genuine reaper.
Is that all, or do you require more proof?
You know... sometimes people do things you don't expect. For example... do ya really know me all that well, Dahlia? I'd be willing to do things that you'd hate me for, too. *He isn't sure where the words are coming from.,,*
You... you're trying to make me feel like he's saying that from his heart... BUT I KNOW HE'S NOT! THE REAL CAIT WOULD NEVER SSY ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
I have nothing to do with what the feline is saying. That is him and him alone. Now if you excuse me, you are all wasting my time.
*He pulls his hat down* Look... if we can actually get the firepower, we have a chance of changing this. But it's useless to look away from the facts. Go with the flow... even if fate deals you a bad hand. *He laughs a little*
I know how the real cait sith acts... and that's not him... it's a fake... it's false... yes now I see it... THIS IS ALL A BUCH OF FALSE INFORMATION YOU PLANTED TO KEEP US FROM PLOTTING AGAINST YOU!
*Shrugs*

Whatever. Continue to deceive yourself at your own peril. I for one have shit to do. If you'll excuse me...

*The form dissipates into a black mist, and disappears as a gust of wind blows it away. The portal closes, leaving you all outside it.*
*He shakes his head* Still in denial, nya... Look. I'm not saying that we shouldn't try to save him. It's just that not everything goes the way ya want it to. Being a demon will teach you that.
The cat is right. Stop denying the truth.
The only truth I'm denying is the one you falsely wove... *she closes her eyes and thinks to herself* (it's an illusion... I can feel it, but I don't know the source of it... hold on... feel it...) *while closing her eyes, she imagines a severely distorted version of hell. The colors are warped and everything that is a part of the illusion has its true colors revealed. She then wanders deeper in to find the source*
You may try to find the source of this "Illusion", but your journey will be fruitless. There is nothing you can do to save Reaper's soul, and I intend to keep it that way.
Dahlia... Dahlia, wait! *Cait runs in front of her to block her path* This isn't an illusion. All you'll do is wander deeper into this place, and that ain't good. So please... let's just go back.
*after several minutes of wandering, she finds what appears to be another black portal... and sees reaper inside* so this is where you were keeping him... well im going in... ill save him- no, ill save everyone!
Dahlia, just stop! *He is silent for a few moments, then takes a deep breath* Finding the body isn't helpful without the soul. Besides, this could be a trap by Satan.
*just then... she hears a coice... its cait sith's voice... but she's too far in* I'm sorry cait... but even if it is a trap, its too late for me to turn back now... besides we wont know until we see for ourselves...