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Scarlet Mist Incident: The conclusion [party edition]
A week after the Scarlet Mist incident was solved, you got an invitation to come back to the mansion. The summons was short and to the point: " We invite you to come to the mansion to celebrate and bond over some fine Sake and other delicacies. "

Thus, here you are. The SDM has been fixed, the garden is prim and proper. No more holes on the roof, all damage erased. Time magic probably helped a bunch too. You are in front of the gate, and Meiling greets you.
Dahlia
Hi meiling. we got the invitation.
Hong_Meiling
Welcome ! * she gives you a bright smile
Hong_Meiling
Oh, but before you go in, the mistress asked me to only let you in once the others got here too ! We'll wait a bit ok ?
Cait_Sith
*Appears out of nowhere* I heard something about a party~
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Warps*
Hi Mei Mei!
Dahlia
yeah.. i understand. its not quite a party until all of the guests of honor arrive!
Ace_Defective
Yo! Meiling how are you! Thanks for helping me out with that spell card by the way!

*Junpei bumbles in with a cart filled to the brim with bowls and pots, a nice aroma is coming from one of the pots.
Hong_Meiling
( god damn it junpei ! You really need to fix that ramen addiction xD)

Ah there you all are ! I think we're missing a couple of persons, but that can't be helped. Please, follow me!
Oh, and you're welcome Junpei !
Dahlia
ok. *follows*
Cait_Sith
*Purrs and follows her*
Akamoto_Nanaka
Hmmm.... Imma wait here for Onee-chan.
Hong_Meiling
* She opens the gate for you, and leads you to the insides of the mansion. The great hall has been turned into a reception hall. It's much larger then it used to be. In fact, it's too large to even fit in the house.

In the middle of the room is a long table. Remilia, Patchouli and Flandre have yet to come, but Koakuma and a bunch of Sakuyas are bustling and carrying food, drinks, and all kinds of other plates with cheese, meats, and others.

Suddenly, a Sakuya appears in front of you.
Ace_Defective
Ooc: you couldent handle my strongest ramen!

Here we go! I brought food as well! Ramen is pretty popular here!

*Junpei follows the party, bringing along his cart
Cait_Sith
...It's a lot bigger on the inside, nya. And I see Sakuya has time shenanigans being put to use.
Sakuya_Izayoi
Welcome to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. The party will begin soon. Meiling, go fetch the ice fairy. She'll perform some party tricks if we make her drink sake.

You'll have some too I suppose?
Dahlia
I'm sorry miss sakuya... im not old enough to drink alcohol yet...
Hong_Meiling
Uh sure, i'll go fetch her. * she runs off towards the lake
Sakuya_Izayoi
That doesn't matter Dahlia, our shrine maiden used to drink before being of age as well. All she's suffering from is poverty. You should probably be fine as well.
Cait_Sith
I would have some, but I don't want to set the area on fire... again...
Dahlia
yeah... i fear we become walking accidents waiting to happen...
Ace_Defective
Im here for the food! And to see you all again! Good thing this time we don't have to fight! My behind still hurts you know...
Sakuya_Izayoi
Don't worry. No matter how much you damage the property, I can fix it in an instant. Feel free to let loose. This is our way of apologizing for the trouble we've caused. Although the mistress may be reluctant to admit that is the case * she smiles to herself
Dahlia
*sigh* i guess if you insist...
Sakuya_Izayoi
* she brings sake cups, and a sake coupe. She pours a cup for everyone, excluding herself and the soon-to-be-back Meiling.
Cait_Sith
...Ah, whatever! Time to have some fun! *goes over to the table, ready to party*
Sakuya_Izayoi
Please, enjoy this fine Sake. We also have wine and other delicacies. And please, do enjoy the food as well. I spent the last two weeks fetching and preparing it all.
Dahlia
*takes a small sip to taste* eh... im sure ill get used to it when im older...
Cait_Sith
*Takes a cup and starts drinking it while purring*
Ace_Defective
Alright! This cart is full of ramen for every one! So lets all dig in!

*Junpei then opens a pot and the aroma of ramen fills the room
Dahlia
junpei your obsession with ramen is a bit- no its WAY TOO unhealthy.
Sakuya_Izayoi
* she sights
Boorish man.
Cait_Sith
*Leans against the cart, waiting for a ramen bowl as he finishes his drink*
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Patiently waits outside*
Ace_Defective
Come on! Its my job now! Im pretty good at it if I do say so myself!

*Junpei drinks a cup before moving behind the cart filling bowls with ramen and soup, then setting them on the table
Sakuya_Izayoi
* she warps to nana

here's your cup Nana.
Cait_Sith
*Eagerly starts eating his bowl, although seems to be having trouble with the chopsticks in his slightly drunken state*
Akamoto_Nanaka
Thank you Saky-chan!
Sakuya_Izayoi
Feel free to come inside whenever you want.
* she warps back into the party room

I hope you'll all enjoy the Scarlet Devil's hospitality !
Akamoto_Nanaka
I'll come in when Onee-chan gets here. Thanks Saky-chan.
Dahlia
*got drunk from one whole glass* Ghee, thanks Shakuya... by the way, deed i mention yer lookin beeyoutiful tewday?
Cait_Sith
*Yelling from across the room* Y... you bet sh ish!
Sakuya_Izayoi
Oh dear. Drunk already. It seems I may have over-estimated you persona wielders. Too bad I didn't get to fight you all.
Dahlia
Ah towld ya i wouldnt handel it... ya shoulda listnd to meh... shee kiz. this is whah ya dont drink undah eyge.
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Sips the drink, shivering a bit in the cold*
Ace_Defective
Scarlet devil! What a name!

*Junpei then looks at everyone who is drunk

Well they are pretty light weight! A cat and a kid drunk!
Sakuya_Izayoi
Haah, well at least this'll be an interesting evening.
*she warps to nana, putting a blanket around her shoulders before warping back inside again.
Dahlia
EY! Hoo you kallin a kid, jumpy man? ahm nein -furking- teen! amma adult dat jus cant drink...
Sakuya_Izayoi
* she pours dahlia another cup

At least, you're enjoying yourself are you not?
Cait_Sith
*On second drink. Actually, probably finished, since part of the table burns as he's loudly snoring*
Sakuya_Izayoi
* she warps to the burning table, extinguisher in hand

* pshhhhhhhhhhhh no mo'fiya
Ace_Defective
Gah! Where did this fire come from?
Dahlia
Yeh... ah aym... yah no where evryon else iz? deyr missin out on quite duh fun time!
Cirno
* cirno flies in, as hyper as ever
I heard you wanted to have a contest with the strongest ! Cirno is here to fight you all !

Saku: Of course, but before that, please have some apple juice. *she gives cirno a cup of cider

Cirn: Ooh ! Thank you maid! * she downs the cup in one go. Drunkness ensues
Akamoto_Nanaka
Thanks again.
*Nana chugs the cup, wrapping herself*
Cirno
Whoa ! Is it me or is it hot in here...
* she walks towards Dahlia, almost falling flat on her face a couple of times on the way there.

Heyyyy ! I don't know you ! Who're you ?
Dahlia
Ahm Dahlia. an yer?
Cirno
I'm CHIRNOW ! Eye'm teh STORNGEST !!!!
Ace_Defective
Oh! Hello there Cirno! Would you like some food?

*Junpei then throws a bowl of ramen at Cirno lightly enough so it wouldn't hurt her
Dahlia
Well cheernow, iz nahs tu meet ya.
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Uses magic to refill the cup every time it empties*
Cirno
* she fails to notice the bowl, resulting in it landing on her head. She still fails to notice the burning sensation, too busy to prove to dahlia she can count up to six using her fingers !
L-look ! I can countsh !
Dahlia
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehl... dash naish tu no...
Cirno
* cirno flies in the air and begins spinning, forming beautiful ice crystals as the air around her cools.

Looook ! my ultimate shpell card ! PERFECT FREEEEEEESH
Ace_Defective
Should we take cover? I feel like we should take cover!
Dahlia
Waooooooo sho pretty... yu no, ah can dew dat tew! "Mishteriyush raize!" *suddenly the rayguns ain starts goin wonky to the drunken stupor and fire in every direction intead of in front of dahlia* howzat? kewl, huh?
Ace_Defective
*Junpei dives behind a table

Careful! Your gonna hurt somebody!
Cirno
* as cirno spins, more and more crystals appear in the air
As the lazers fly around, some get refracted in the ice crystals, getting multiplied and shot towards other crystals

THISH ISH MY LASHT WORRRRRD !!! SHUPER LAZA SHOOOW !!! WHOOOO * she drops dead on the ground as lazers fly all over the place. it's a sight to behold
Dahlia
Shoo pretteh... *hers eyes light up as the lazers bounce around* ey... we make a pretteh gud team, ya?
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Nana's face reddenes as the 10th cup goes down*
Onee-sama! Where are you Onee-sama!
Hong_Meiling
* meiling comes back an sits at the gate, looking towards nana

Not joining the party ?
Ace_Defective
*Junpei starts running for the door

Well its been fun! But I wanna keep my head! See ya!

Ooc: sorry gtg!
Cait_Sith
*claps at the lazer show before passing out again*
Akamoto_Nanaka
I'm waiting for oneeeeeeeee-sama!
Hong_Meiling
The thunder Lady? She was pretty strong... I hope I'll get a chance to fight her again ! I feel like I could learn something from her !
Akamoto_Nanaka
ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
WARRE ARE YUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Dahlia
EY NAH NAH! KAN YA KEEP IT DOWNIE! WER HAVIN A LIGHT SHO!
Akamoto_Nanaka
YU KEEP IT DOWN!!! IM LOOKIN FOR ONEEEEEE!!!!!
Masao
*enters* This is the party?
Akamoto_Nanaka
The pertty is niside!
Dahlia
YER DUH WUN HOO SPOWK UP FIRS! BESIS, YER SIS IS IN HEYR!
Masao
I see...
Dahlia
Ah Tink...
Akamoto_Nanaka
Onee-sama is inside?

*looks inside*

USE SODA!!!!
Masao
Dahlia are you fucking drunk....
Dahlia
Ah sed ah touht she wuz dere... all de kolers r makin meh dizzeh....
Masao
Uh.....
Akamoto_Nanaka
She's durnk.......
i wanna tuch da puppy.....
Masao
Have fun guys... I'm gonna sit here...
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Hugs Masao*
At lest u wont mek me sit n da cold waiting.....
Masao
This feels so good!
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Cuddles*
Sho worm.... Sho shoft....
Dahlia
*dazed on the floor* lemme cuddel de pup too.
Masao
So good....
Akamoto_Nanaka
*walks to Dalia, still cuddling, and lays down next to her*
Cuddle Cuddle....
Dahlia
cuhdel cuhdel...
Masao
*looks at the sky*
Masao
You guys are very drunk.