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Starwaddle
Star's Shrine and Forge.
*you come across a small Shrine surrounded by cherry blossoms. You can hear a lot of banging coming from inside.*
naho
hmmmm a shrine with cherry blossoms and banging from the inside..
The_Dark_Messiah
*An adult sized imp flies to the shire and lands just outside*

Beelz: Hmm, a shrine. Never been, seeing as no one makes shrines to Satan.

*Goes inside*
naho
*goses inside*
The_Dark_Messiah
*Shrine
Gin
Sam: Well while Gin is dying...
* Sam goes inside*
Starwaddle
*inside, there's a large Forge, and I'm hammering a block of steel in a Shrine Maiden outfit*
The_Dark_Messiah
Beelz: Greetings, fellow immortal. What are you making, might I ask?
naho
*notices*

star, is that you?
Gin
Sam: So archaic. and so dusty. My lab is way better.
Starwaddle
Huh? Oh, hey. Don't mind me, I'm just doing what I normally do to make my toys. I can't just suddenly create a sword out of thin air, so I make a bunch of swords in advance.
naho
oh.. mind if i help you, after all i might need to upgrade my sword
Starwaddle
Sure. What do want? I can make it sharper, longer, whatever you want.
naho
hmmm i might need it sharper after all i need to cut things quick and clean
The_Dark_Messiah
@Starwaddle
Beelz: I have an inquiry that needs an answer. Did that man every agree to Satan's deal? You know, about the time anchors...?
Starwaddle
I don't know. Maybe? And sure, I can do that. Just hand it here, and I'll start sharpening it.
naho
*takes my sword out of where i was holding it and gives it to star*

and you can do anything to it if you want.. i have spares
The_Dark_Messiah
That is all I needed to know. Thank you.

*The imp turns back around and walks out the doorway, disappearing into the sky*
Starwaddle
Okay. *Takes the sword and runs her hand over the edge, blessing it with her powers* done. It should be able to cut things easier so long as that blessing is on it.
naho
thank you

*puts the sword away*

do you ever think that people might try and ruin this place..
Starwaddle
Nah, this place isn't much. And besides, if someone did try something like that, I'd end them easily with my stockpile of weaponry in here.
Emerson
*Em heads inside the shrine and looks around, before seeing Star.*

Ah, that explains it. 'Course it's Star's...
So, you've got forging skills too? Neat, we have something in common then, I guess.
Starwaddle
Yup. Of course, this isn't a normal forge. Using faith, I can power up an weapons I make in the forge.
naho
*is suddenly tired*
Emerson
Faith? I mean, I do feel safer when you're around. Ironic, since you're so... unhinged sometimes.
Let's say we try this out.

*Em unsheathes his odachi and hands it to Star.*

Can you power this baby up? It's served me a long time, so it's due for a repair. What better way than this?
Starwaddle
Okay. *Takes it and runs her hand along the blade, sending her power into it* done. I also sell some other things, like charms and seals. I could temper the blade, but that would take a while. About an hour or two, I'd say.
naho
*is trying to stay awake*
Emerson
Eh, I've got time. Go for it. It'll definitely be worth it.
I guess you could say... I have FAITH in you.

*Em leans against a wall and begins creating random object from hard light.*
Starwaddle
Okay. *Moves over to the furnace and starts heating the blade up before moving to the hammer and anvil to start tempering it*
naho
*doses not know why im still here and starts to walk out but falls asleep before i could move*
Starwaddle
*suddenly starts speeding up until she's just a blur before stopping and handing the blade back* done. It's been dipped in holy water, enchanted with a few durability spells, and has a few charms tucked into the hilt.
Emerson
... Man, I hope you don't run me outta business, because that was amazing...
Thanks, Star. What do I owe you?
Starwaddle
Nothing. It's on the house today. Oh, but if you see any interesting materials, could you show them to me?
Emerson
Sure, you bet.
Well, I'll be on my way now. See you another time!

*He sheathes the odachi and heads out of the shrine.*
naho
*is still asleep but still standing*
Starwaddle
Later! *Carries Naho over to a nearby room and puts them in a bed before going back to the forge* Now, time to get back to work. I need to finish this sword, no matter what. It's taken a few years of work, and I'm not stopping now. But, if anyone asked for my services, well, I'd have to do my job. *Goes back to working on the steel block*
The_Dark_Messiah
*The imp comes flying back, holding a massive five foot long ebon sword adorned in rubies*

Beelz: Miss, you can enhance and repair, correct?
Starwaddle
Yes, I do indeed. What do you need?
naho
*is having a dream about star*
The_Dark_Messiah
Beelz: In a fit of rage my master seems to have cracked the hilt. Can you fix it?
Starwaddle
Sure. *Takes the blade and starts moving at a blur before stopping and handing it back* done.
naho
*soon wakes up and looks around the new room i am in*
The_Dark_Messiah
*Takes the sword back from her and gives it a few swings*

Beelz: Hmm...Thank you, miss. Master will be pleased. What do I owe you?
Starwaddle
Nothing. It's on the house today.
naho
*thinks "Where am i.. oh wait maybe star put me in her"*
Akamoto_Shinji
Yo, Star, I got some weapons I need upgraded.
Starwaddle
Sure. Just hand em over and tell me how you want them done.
Akamoto_Shinji
*Hands Caliburn and Blood Scythe to Star*
Just want them sharpened for now.
Starwaddle
Okay. *Takes them and runs her hand along the edges before giving them back* done.
FireShadow19
I walk in whistling. "Nice forge you have here Star. I take it this isn't the only one?"
The_Dark_Messiah
@Akamoto_Shinji
Beelz: Mister Shinji, I require your attention for a moment.
The_Dark_Messiah
@FireShadow19
Beelz: Master spoke of you too. I need to talk to you as well.
FireShadow19
Shaking my head, I turn to Beelz. "Who's your Master? I don't think I know anybody who has a servant."
Starwaddle
Nope. This is just the Shrine Forge. There's the ship Forge, but seeing as how I still haven't found the ship...
FireShadow19
"Darn, wanted to see that one as well. Still... How do you lose a ship?"
Starwaddle
Ambush, that's how. it's the size of a city, and it's impossible to find without a special tracking device.
naho
*thinks "i wounder if this place is very big on the inside and small on the outside"*
The_Hunter
*enters in crazy beyond compare*

HowmanytimesIhavetomakeabodyforElise?Howman?HOW FUCKING MANY BODIES I HAVE TO MAKE BEFORE THE BLACK MASK HAVE TO FUCK IT ALL UP?!?!?!
FireShadow19
"... Well good luck with that. Finding shit is not my specialty, no matter how fucking big it is." Taking a look around I inspect some of the equipment. "Is anybody allowed to use these?"
The_Hunter
*paces back and forth while more screws in his broken psyche pops off*

IwastedtwoweeksofmakingabodyandthemomentIturnmybacktheBlackMASK hastogotblowit up to oblivion!
naho
my god.. i can hear this yelling from this room
The_Hunter
Once I get my hands on that black mask wearing fuckface's neck I WILL give him THE GRAND DADDY OF ALL SMITING!!!!
The_Dark_Messiah
@FireShadow19
Beelz: My master is Satan. I'm sure you know him. My name is Beelzebub, his loyal adviser and servant. Now, about what I wanted to talk to you about...
Starwaddle
Nope. I'm the only one who knows how to use all this stuff...well, besides the Normal Forge stuff. I've learned a lot of ways to forge things, so I don't let people try to use them because they might break them. *Throws a brick at Hunter's head* I get it, you're angry.
The_Hunter
*looks to Star with only empty eyes of sadness and frustrations*

I wasted two weeks in Yharnam making a body for Elise... you know the innocent Nohrian princess whom the Black mask wearing fucker killed? Yeah I am trying to bring her back from the dead I got the memories and the soul but I have to make the body... sounds easy right?!?! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
FireShadow19
"Shame, but it's your stuff, I won't complain." Whistling I turn to the imp. "Oh! You must be talking about Darkie! How is he doing?" My face falls a little and turns neutral. "Did he save Aergia?"
naho
*is thinking then gets a idea*

wait if i can use the time portals i might be able to save elise
Starwaddle
Wow. That sucks. I could probably help with the Forge. Faith can pull off miracles, you know.
naho
*uses a portal to get to where everyone else is*

star. i need you to upgrade my sword to be able to slow down time
The_Dark_Messiah
Beelz: Do not worry, my fine friend. She is alive and well. Others who live here fought and killed Merkabah and took the shard, bringing her back! He is still wracked with grief about the events preceding, though...
FireShadow19
"Yeah I'm worried about that, alright I'll follow. Where to?"
Starwaddle
Okay. *Takes the sword and dips it in a large barrel before handing it back* done.
The_Hunter
*is seen in the corner rocking back and fourth*

How many time I have to deal with his bullshit?! IT'S KILLING my SOUL!!!
naho
thanks *puts the sword away*
naho
*goses to @The_Hunter and puts my hand on his shoulder*

how about we go back to the past and save her from death
The_Dark_Messiah
*Points over his shoulder at @The_Hunter*

Beelz: Is he okay?
FireShadow19
"Honestly? No clue, but people have tried to help I think. Let him get it all out then someone will help. Now where to Impu?"
The_Hunter
*still in the corner rocking back and fourth*

He sent carrion eating birds, rats, pigs insects and a FUCKING CLERIC BEAST to fuck up my work!!!
The_Dark_Messiah
@FireShadow19
Beelz: No, we're not going anywhere. I just wanted to ask you something. Have you decided to allow my master to help?
The_Hunter
CAN IT YOU OVERGROWN BUG! Just looking at you makes want to cry of the shit I have to go through!!!
naho
*slaps the hunter to get him back to normal*

HUNTER! WE CAN SAVE HER FROM DEATH IF YOU HELP ME!!
The_Hunter
*he gets up and dusts his coat*

I feel better... *checks his watch* oh well you look at that. It's tea time!
FireShadow19
"Hmm... He does care to much about all of us, and try as he might to hide it, he's a real damn softie... Ah sure why not. But remember, no killing anyone."
naho
... *uses a portal to go back into the room where i was asleep*
The_Dark_Messiah
*Beelz nods*

Yes, I know. He understands.
Starwaddle
TEA TIME!? *suddenly disappears*
The_Hunter
*he enters back in with a cart with a tea pot and some cups*

Tea anyone?

*he shakily fills the cup which some spills onto his hand*
The_Dark_Messiah
*Beelz looks around the room*

Beelz: Where is mister Shinji go? I wanted to consult with him about something...
FireShadow19
"Alright, but I want to know of any fine writing, you hear me Impu?"
naho
*is in the room where i sleep in and drinks some tea... since tea time*
The_Dark_Messiah
@FireShadow19
*Beelz looks clueless*

Beelz: What do you mean, human? I don't follow, mister...?
The_Hunter
*he dump fourteen cubes of sugar into his tea*

Cheers everyone!

*he gulps all down while it is piping hot and somehow his bodily system manage to digest the sugar*
FireShadow19
"To put it simply, what strings are attached?"
The_Dark_Messiah
*Demon facepalm*

Beelz: Someone needs to help him as soon as possible, before he unintentionally kills himself...
The_Dark_Messiah
@FireShadow19
Beelz: There are no strings. He wants to create the time anchors, seeing as he could make them all in a few minutes, and he would like a conduit in return. His original's friends are trying to get him back.
FireShadow19
"Okay I can accept those terms. I'm in Impu."
The_Hunter
*opens the tea pot and chugs the whole thing down*

I'll get more tea!

*walks out with the tea pot on his head*
FireShadow19
"I'm sure that he's," he points to Hunter, "was talking about a body. Ask him and someone should be able to make one for Darkie."
The_Hunter
*enters back in with a new pot of tea but skips the fact of it's hot but WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS?*

IwasmakingabodyforthelittleNohrprincesssEliseuntiltheblackmaskcamearoundandTOTALYnotfuckshitup!
naho
*thinks "where did star go to?"I
The_Dark_Messiah
Beelz: Actually, I believe your part of the bargain will not be necessary. If only I could talk to Mister Shinji...
The_Hunter
This is why in Shibuya I live in a box... under a bridge...
naho
... where is star?!?
The_Dark_Messiah
Beelz: Mister Hunter, am I wrong in believing you can create bodies?
The_Dark_Messiah
@naho
Neelz: I believe it is "tea time", as she put it.
The_Hunter
I use blood magic to make the body for Elises' soul to posses... I had to live with her for three months so I know the exact details... but Blackmask have to go ROYALLY FUCK IT ALL UP!!
naho
how can you hear me... im in another room.. and i dont think tea time should take this long and its 1:00 am right now
FireShadow19
"Well it'll help. Anyways so that's it then? Alright."
The_Hunter
*he chugs the whole tea pot down*

He gave me Spectre and Leo unspeakable levels of hell even Satan will despise!
The_Dark_Messiah
@FireShadow19
Beelz: Yes, that is all. Thank you for your time. I never got your name, by the way.

@naho
Beelz: I'm a demon. Deal with it.

@The_Hunter
*Slaps him*

Mistser Hunter! I am normally patient and polite, but you're getting on my nerves! Can you make a body or not!?
naho
*uses a portal to go back into the room and knocks out @The_Hunter*
The_Hunter
Yes absolutely fucking do!
FireShadow19
"I go by Shadow dear Impu." I bow dramatically. "Pleasure to make your unholy acquaintance."
The_Dark_Messiah
@The_Hunter
Beelz: Then I am in need to your abilities. If you make a conduit for Satan, he will reward you. Riches, fame, women, it doesn't matter. What you desire shall be yours in return.
The_Dark_Messiah
@FireShadow19
*Be bows too*

Beelz: Glad to make your acquaintance.
naho
*uses a portal to go back to the room and goses to sleep*
The_Hunter
If I make the body... are you gonna let Satan give the black mask the granddaddy of all smitings and punishment and bring back Elise? If he deceive me that Elise is made of clay or some shit and the black mask is not punished for giving me and Leo physiological hell... then fuck you for doing that... makes me want to get run over by a truck or jump off the Golden Gate bridge...
The_Dark_Messiah
Beelz: One or the other. Smiting or getting this Elise back. No, he will not trick you. He is honorable and is a man of his word.
FireShadow19
"Anyways Hey Star! I have a business proposal for you! Pop on back in so we can talk about it!"
The_Hunter
Alright I am going to choose the smiting and I'll get back on the body IF Satan give me a body that is able to resist black mask's cheap ass attacks and his pissed off Alatreon. If not THE DEAL IS OFF!! And besides I already made the body and is standing infront of you while you were talking and is waving hi and is willing to be possessed by Satan.
The_Dark_Messiah
Beelz: Must you speak a mile a minute? I can barely understand what you're saying. So, you have created the body and wish for the smiting. Okay.

*Writes in a tiny notebook*

Now, what about resistance?
The_Hunter
*starts speaking normally*

I said in exchange of the body that I have made I get a blank body of Elise who is four and a half feet tall and two and a half feet wide shoulder length that can resist black mask's cheap ass attacks and his pissed off pet Alatreon dragon.
The_Hunter
Which are the following, physical, gun, wind, ice, fire, psychic, almighty, blessed, cursed, and lightning.
The_Dark_Messiah
Beelz: Hmm. I will make sure it happens. You will not get the smiting though. Are you sure you'd rather have Elise back?
The_Hunter
FUCK IT smite him to the point to never torment me Leo and Spectre again and if he does it again send him to hell! I'll make the body of Elise.
The_Dark_Messiah
Beelz: Who exactly is this black mask?
The_Hunter
Goro Akechi aka Crow aka Addalme's other self
The_Dark_Messiah
Beelz: Then smite him we shall. I will speak to Satan. I will take the conduit, and I will come back with my master.

*Opens a teal portal, puts the conduit within it, and flies away*
The_Hunter
Are we good? Alright? Fine then get smiting!

*he walks out back to work on restoring the body of Elise for the sixtieth time*