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Liam
Something random is happening here
In front of you, Michael Jackson, the high arc-angel of pop is bustin'out some smooth moves.

>> Michael Jackson wants to duel
-Yes?
No?
Inari
YEs
Akamoto_Nanaka
Yes.
Rom_Dolos
Yes
Aki-Joker
YES
Inari
*Takes out guitar*
Rom_Dolos
*Busts out piano*
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Whips out Violin*
Aki-Joker
*does some sick moves*
Liam
* suddenly a crappy mashup of thriller and the og pokemon fight theme begins playing

Michael Jackson takes his hat off
" You kids will regret tryin' to play this bad boy. Heehaw ! " ( Keep in mind I know practically nothing of him. I don't even like the dude)

He throws his hat and it does a sick frontflip as it hits you all for colossal almighty damage and has 90% chance to inflict all status ailements you can think of, not restricted to persona or smt of course
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Warps away from the hat and telefraggs MJ*
Inari
*Little does GM know, Inari actually dodged his attacks because I̧̛̙̝̮̣̺̠͇̺̟̩̘̬͙̞͕͐̑́̆͐͊͗ͦ̽ͬ͟ͅͅ'̧̻̣͎͍͕̬̜̣̻͈ͣ̎̌̀̅͐͘͜m̷ͬͪ͛̿͐ͫ͜͝͏̬̺̱͍̫̠̞̞̞̥͕̪̪͍ͅͅ ̴̧̌̉̔͑̄̅̎͛͆̏͑̉̑̕͝҉̯̟̟̞̹͓̝̖m͂ͮͬ̎̂̓͋̾̽̍̉̚͏̮̭̫̫̕ḛ̵͙̙̪̭ͬ̏ͫ̆̀͜͠m̛̭̳̬͉̟͓̱͓͍͉̓̽͑̍̓͢e̶̛͉̬̭͍͈͇̻͕̱̬̜ͬ͛̋ͥͨ̐͋͛̓ͣ́ͅ *
Liam
( for some reason, the hat is kinda smelly. smells like corpse in fact)
Rom_Dolos
*Does a sick piano solo to deflect the hat*
Aki-Joker
*Jumps away elegant , because aerial trainng'
Hillock
*Sits in the middle of the battle, sipping tea*
...
This is fine
Bgammax
*the hat flies by the group and hits Gamma in the audience. Who is immediately inflicted with stone, death, and zombie. Fantastic.*
Liam
* MJ notices his hat was thrown pretty shittily and bows to you all
My bad fellas, I miss threw it. As a MJ impressionist, I'm a failure... I will proceed to commit sudoku. * he takes his hat, and perforates his stomach with it. However, what no one knew was that the hat itself was alive. Upon entering in contact with the blood, stony claws lash out from within, the mask transforms and it turns out it's.... GOJIRA !!!!!!! with a top hat and a smug monocle
https://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/meh.ro11803.jpg
Liam
http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/meh.ro11803.jpg
Liam
fuc you link
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Telefrags GODZILLLA!!!*
Rom_Dolos
Oh my that's amazing
Rom_Dolos
*Plays the beginning notes of Last Surprise*
Hillock
*Sips coffee*
Inari
*Hugs Godzilla because he's misunderstood*
Liam
( I'll update every ten minutes or so. ( please don't kill me if my timing is off))
Liam
* godzi blushes as Inari hugs his toes. He picks him up and begins dancing a sweet tango with him, but then, last surprise breaks out, and, you never saw it coming but, gozilla begins singing along, while dancing a more rockish dance with Inari
* meanwhile, Nana thought it was a good idea to teleport in a 50 meter tall lizard. She ends up in his floating in his pancreas. yuck. Maybe if she had focused about where to land she'd have found a cleaner spot.
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Starts cooking and eating lizard from inside*
Hyllock
*Metal Gear Rex appears, destroying everything on it's way. The pilot seat ooens, revealing Hyllock, female version of Hillock*
BROOOOOTHER! IT'S NOT OVER YET!
*The Metal Gear Rex starts shooting missiles randomly*
Hillock
*Hillock picks a cardboard box and hiddes*
Mako-chan
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Liam
* Godzilla, in order to protect his beloved Inari, puts the later in his mouth, without gulping him down.
However, the process of putting things in your mouth triggers digestion, thus, nana is forcefully ejected of godzi's pancreas and begins a journey through godzi's body. On the way there she meets some old globules who tell her about the story of life and all kindsa neat tidbits of info. [+10 inteligence]
* Godzi gets in a fighting stance, grapples rex, and german suplexes him
he screams
"JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Hyllock
*Metal Gear Rex explodes but because MGS nanoshits, Hyllock survives*
*She starts talking about war, society, sistems, and explaining why her life is miserable*
Hillock
*Hillock sits, hearing Hyllock fundamental and unskipable spech*
Rom_Dolos
*Rom, while laughing his ass off, proceeds to do another solo, summoning the megazord dressed as Ray Mysterio, ready to 619 the crap out of everyone*
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Nana warps out and starts dressing up rock Gamma*
NotIgor
*muffled Eurobeat in the distance*
Liam
Because shit is getting out of hand and gm is now tired of godzilla, a dwarf brings the moon down on all your faces, or at least on godzi, he then muda punches the moon into submission before it explodes and turns godzi in a lizard soup. [+99 radioactive lizard soups to all. they give 90 hp and 3 rads. ]

The dwarf then looks at you, spits in your general direction before turning around. He's about to leave.
Gray_Tenebris
*Gray sits on the sidelines, watching everything unfold. He aims an inquisitive glance at a coffee mug nearby.*

"...did i get drugged or something?"
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Punts the dwarf*
NotIgor
*a bus is seen in the distance*
Rom_Dolos
*Bicycle Kicks the punted dwarf off the screen as the giant robot disappears*

That escalated quickly...
Hillock
*The scriot is still going*
Hyllock
Script*
Liam
* nana punts the dwarf, but a magnetic op forcefield turns her kick around and nana ends up kicking herself, the bicicle kick gets the same fate.

*Rare dwakuma turns around

I am the dwarfified version of rare akuma. I travel this dimension because why the fuck not. I destroy and give life equally. If you wanna throw down, sure, but don't blame me if you end up on the moon. * he puts his hand in his pocket and throws a yukkuri at the hills (http://img01.deviantart.net/c9ee/i/2010/038/7/8/remilia___sakuya_yukkuri_by_kouotsu.png )

and don't ignore me you fuckos
Liam
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Akamoto_Nanaka
*Nana begins Dancing to Popipo*
Hillock
*Both die*
Fission Mailed
PrimPrim
*Screams at the rare dwakuma to put an end to its pathetic existence.*
Starwaddle
*suddenly appears and starts tap dancing* i have no idea why I'm here doing this, but i like it!
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Dances with Star*
Rom_Dolos
Eh, what the hell...

*STARts dancing for no reason*
Starwaddle
*a disco ball starts flying above everyone* this is the power of dance!
Liam
suddenly, the battle field became a dance party.

whoooo ! * MJ rises from the grave again

aww yeah ! Smooth moves boys ! keep on dancin' !
Starwaddle
*starts breaking down some sick moves*
Rom_Dolos
*Goes back to the piano and plays Wake Up Get Up Get Out There*