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NotIgor

How did this happen?

I just wanted to be a popular shitposter now I work for God by blowing up cafes. I didn't ask for any of this.

Aishiomi

I'unno. You did this to yourself.

NotIgor

This isn't what I planned

Aishiomi

Be a rebel.

Sonic_The_Hedgehog

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Blowing up cafes isn't nice.

NotIgor

I can't stop now this is kind of my shtick

The_Dark_Messiah

this is your fault, not anyone else's.

NotIgor

It was supposed to be a one and done kind of thing but you people wouldn't grow you got so stuck in your ways that you forgot what continuity was and used ass pulls as a method of storytelling

The_Dark_Messiah

I'm confused.

Aishiomi

So am I.

imtherealklib

Continuity? New phone who dis?

Aishiomi

Must be the loss of sleep or something else.

NotIgor

It's nothing you did. I was fairly entertained by your performance. Just needed to vent

Sonic_The_Hedgehog

You're casting a pretty wide net there bud. While you might find fault with a lot that goes on there's got to be something that you can look at and say isn't bad.

NotIgor

I like Inari

imtherealklib

Lnari is gooder.

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NotIgor

Get out of my thread

imtherealklib

Sign the accords.

NotIgor

Inari was brainwashed he's safe now

imtherealklib

There are plenty more just like him. We gotta destroy them. They're too dangerous.

NotIgor

I gotta protec the earth by any means like we did back in world war thot

imtherealklib

The way we did things back then was wrong! The new way is how we should do things to slay the real thots! You know it to be true!

Delta-M

WWT was a wild time

NotIgor

For real tho I just want the good old days back where shitpost and rp were one. Now it's a garbled mess of angsty gender confused teens fighting edgy bad dudes who become not bad dudes so their account names aren't wasted

imtherealklib

i survived werld wer thot and all i got was dis shitty t shirt.

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NotIgor

I used to be a hero

imtherealklib

fuck link didn't work.

And I can see your point NotIgor. I really do.

NotIgor

Link worked sick shirt

imtherealklib

but now you've lived long enough to see yourself become the twat that blows up cafes?

NotIgor

Twat? I prefer messenger of god

imtherealklib

What's a messenger of God to a non believer? A twat.

Also bullshit. Cookie is one true god, who put you up to this....SURVIVAL is the only true faith

NotIgor

Were you there for the talent show? I am a disciple of SURVIVAL

NotIgor

My nukes test if the effin shitty users are willing to SURVIVE

The_Dark_Messiah

@NotIgor
"For real tho I just want the good old days back where shitpost and rp were one. Now it's a garbled mess of angsty gender confused teens fighting edgy bad dudes who become not bad dudes so their account names aren't wasted."

You talking about me? Go fuck yourself, man.

NotIgor

Not pointed at you. It's a trend

Arisu

Wow you stole my joke TDM

The_Dark_Messiah

*Shrug*

Whatever.

The_Dark_Messiah

@Arisu
Ha.

imtherealklib

Oh shit you were. I apologize for questioning you

and yeah, it has been a trend. I blame that kalib fucker. he ruins everything

NotIgor

Not false

NotIgor

Point of order: Make RP comically bad again

Delta-M

I'd rather it not be comically bad again. Can't we make it.... idk, good? Right now as a whole it's pretty trash, I'll admit, but there's enough diamonds in the rough so to speak that something good can come about.

NotIgor

Can't we have both?

imtherealklib

I mean....can we settle for comically bad characters in a good RP environment?

NotIgor

Vice versa

imtherealklib

So good characters in a comically bad environment?

Delta-M

You know... both wouldn't be so bad. But getting that type of balance seems pretty unattainable right now. Blowing up cafes doesn't seem like a step in the right direction though. At least not with the response you got.

NotIgor

That's the problem. The response is always the variable

imtherealklib

I mean, the old boys knew what was up

but the new boys...that's not great for them

NotIgor

Back in the days of WWT blowing up the cafe garnered positive and negative responses leading to gags and character development

The_Dark_Messiah

I thought the whole point of Leblanc was that it was supposed to be a nice relaxing place where plot bullshit didn't happen?

imtherealklib

Yup! Or the opposite on some occasions, character development that led to destruction of property haha

NotIgor

That stopped a very long time ago

imtherealklib

Not old Leblanc TDM, and the new one isn't safe either.

The_Dark_Messiah

what do you mean?

NotIgor

If I recall... Leblanc actually kickstarted the plot of the sins with HaruOkamura

NotIgor

Eventually birthing the new generation of RPers

imtherealklib

Fresh outta the Leblanc oven

NotIgor

I had the honor of ending that crisis as a matter of fact

Arisu

Do I need to start worshiping her now?

NotIgor

Introducing Forum History With NotIgor:"it's more effed up than you remember"

Delta-M

Eh... none of the new RPers are even related to how things used to be. The sins thing is a remnant of the early days of the site. Once it concludes only the old users will point towards an earlier time where people asked how to propose to toasters.

Aki-Joker

I don't know, I make my own threads in my velvet room, because I can't keep up with the stuff in leblanc.
Let's say it's to crowded for me.
So aki either joins some missions, has her own missions on the side and Her Velvet room to relax, like the Bowling night, the Culture festival etc.

Problem is maybe my time in germany sucks and so I never see the spicy stuff because it's in my sleep time. I miss out a lot.

The_Dark_Messiah

Lmao. I've been around since then, as Shiza. I arrived here shortly after the thotiah crisis.

imtherealklib

Phansite Heritage Moments with NotIgor

And nah Arisu, no need to worship anything but SURVIVAL.

NotIgor

Precisely, yet it must be conceded that without the sins "plot" the RP community at the very least would have taken a lot longer to condense and divide

The_Dark_Messiah

I still don't see what the point is thought. Are you just reminiscing over how the site was "better" than it is now?

Aki-Joker

I am here since the Mmmm in my bed incident and the Haru-Bomb.

I remember the Leblanc beginnings.XD

The_Dark_Messiah

Or is it that without plot the site is kind of devoid now?

NotIgor

I wouldn't call it better per se it was just more open and welcoming. A tad more fun too

The_Dark_Messiah

@Aki-Joker
I've been around since that general area. I didn't start rping til later.

NotIgor

Good lord the Haru Bomb

The_Dark_Messiah

@NotIgor
Eh, I see what you mean.

Aki-Joker

I agree with that. Every new Person found easy his place,
today it's just so much Rp, not every Person looks through this.

imtherealklib

Haru Bomb makes me wary of any and all Haru's....effing PTSD

Delta-M

The site is both better and worse then how it used to be. There's no real "right" answer to these things. I'd go on but sleep is privy to tackle me if I don't just go to it, so no more from me.

Arisu

I started out as a Haru. In fact, the first time I RP'd it was in that Crossroads bar with you and Tatsuya! Haru needs to win the waifu wars already.

Aki-Joker

No wonder you don't see much haru accounts anymore.

imtherealklib

Not proficient enough to deserve a waifu like her. i cri

NotIgor

Make lock picks to crack open the lock on her heart :^)

imtherealklib

That has to be the sweetest thing you've ever said. Holy fuck.

NotIgor

I'm a smooth operator when the situation demands it

imtherealklib

Indeed.

NotIgor

I'm like a reverse Sojiro, smooth almost never

The_Dark_Messiah

Sounds about right, lmao.

imtherealklib

Same tbh

I am the king of digging my own grave.

NotIgor

But we both have our moments for example one time a girl unrelated to me hugged me

Arisu

Yeah but for how long?

The_Dark_Messiah

Kek. "That one time".

NotIgor

More than three seconds it was pretty hot

imtherealklib

Or that one time a girl asked me out...and I accidentally stood her up for family stuff....rip me

NotIgor

F for Kalib's social life

Arisu

You're basically in if she hugged you for 5, that's why I stick to 4 and a half

The_Dark_Messiah

Press F to pay respects

Aki-Joker

Pray. Well I am clumsy with words so I can kinda relate.

imtherealklib

Arisu proved the friend zone exists

NotIgor

We actually dated for like four months and we even held hands so yeah I'm kind of an expert on romance

imtherealklib

but did your fingertips ever gingerly touch as you looked into each other's loving eyes?

NotIgor

No that's gay

The_Dark_Messiah

>Held hands

>Expert

My boy, what?!

imtherealklib

I'm telling Pure-Anon on you! YOU'RE SOOOOO BUSTED!

NotIgor

I plead the fifth

Arisu

Time to pry! Why'd you break up with her or vice versa?

The_Dark_Messiah

OH NO

Aki-Joker

Well I am only single because I am surrounded by idiots in real life.
Some were in love with me, but I just see them as bros.
So seems I am the master of friendzone.
I won't lose hope.

NotIgor

Despite initiating the relationship she "Wasn't ready for anything serious"

imtherealklib

My ex was because she likes girls more than boys....i cri....

I realize it wasn't addressed to me...but fek it

The_Dark_Messiah

@Aki-Joker
Feelsbadman. I'm the same way, except I'll always be in the friendzone... ;_;

Aki-Joker

I had something like a relation ship, but nothing official.
A buddy of mine, we cuddled and flirted a lot,
but that's all I had so far.

@the_dark_messiah welcome to the club.
I have hopes for you, you are sympethatic.=D

Arisu

Tfw Satan is the one getting sympathized

Aki-Joker

@imtherealklib that's harsh, I feel bad for you.
I wish you luck for the future.

NotIgor

I act as stupid in real life as I do on here but I'm actually pretty smart. Funny thing is though half of my year doesn't know it cause I'm in skill based classes with them(orchestra) and the other half doesn't talk to me because they think I'll make them feel bad and dumb

The_Dark_Messiah

You have hopes? I don't. I've given up a long time ago. There's no love for me. Ever.

NotIgor

That's why I don't have close relationships

imtherealklib

The most redeeming feature I have is my ability to listen to women. I know right...pretty freakin' awesome

Hyllock

I don't know what happened...
But yeah, @NotIgor, you have my support

The_Dark_Messiah

I'm just a snarky sarcastic asshole irl. No wonder I don't have friends of any kind.

The_Dark_Messiah

@Arisu
Thanks. It feels great.

NotIgor

I'm surrounded by girls every day but 98% of them are homeofsexual

imtherealklib

^^^^^

imtherealklib

Say you're gender fluid...I heard that worked once.

NotIgor

How to change name of thread to "Women amirite?"

The_Dark_Messiah

Hey, at least I'm not the only one...even if it is something I shouldn't be happy about.

The_Dark_Messiah

@NotIgor
Lmao.

imtherealklib

Women, can't live without 'em, and they refuse any of my advances.

That's how the saying goes right?

NotIgor

This reminds me of the old days

Aki-Joker

I get along a lot with Boys better than girls
And they check me out,
but well, let's say it's more my fault.
Like I say, some guys like me, but I am like, 'dude nope'
I never fell in love, so I hope I do one day.

NotIgor

Back when threads were just therapy sessions with memes

The_Dark_Messiah

Poor Aki. Wish I could help, but I can't. All I can say is good luck.

imtherealklib

I'm a hopeless romantic...I fall in love and trust people all too easily...it fucking blows.

The_Dark_Messiah

^^^

Aki-Joker

I think I am one of the most ungirliest girl
as Personality, I hate Make-Up, Pink, Shopping.XD
So yeah. And i am pretty chill.

NotIgor

I'm kind of in the same boat Klib but I stagnate before the romance area

The_Dark_Messiah

@Aki-Joker
*Cough*

imtherealklib

So in other words, best girl Aki? Guys don't always like all that shit. Sure it's cute, but so is a girl who tells me to fuck off.

The_Dark_Messiah

Indeed, best girl Aki.

Arisu

Hey Kalib fuck off. (Sorry I'm just here to poke fun at everyone...)

Aki-Joker

I kinda wish I were more like that.
I seem to show all my love already in being friendly to my friends.
So maybe it's that I can't save it up for only one person
and rather be nice to everyone.
It's jsut my theory though.

Aki-Joker

@imtherealklib @The_Dark_Messiah Thank you very much. ^///^

The_Dark_Messiah

@Aki-Joker
*Wink*

Anytime.

imtherealklib

Arisu. Marry me.

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imtherealklib

Aki. Marry me. Platonically.

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The_Dark_Messiah

@imtherealklib
W-Why? Why is that a thing?

NotIgor

Why would you think it's not

Arisu

Yes, yes! A thousand times yes!

The_Dark_Messiah

@imtherealklib
Fuck off, Aki's mine!

imtherealklib

Sweet I did a thing guys! Awesome!

NotIgor

Inb4 you miss the wedding day due to family stuff

Arisu

Do you think if I got enough fidget spinners, tied them to my waist, then spun them fast enough, that I'd be able to fulfill my dream of assuming my true gender of attack helicopter?

The_Dark_Messiah

@Arisu
One word: No.

NotIgor

Four words: don't listen to him

Arisu

Psh you're just jealous because you weren't proposed to with a golden, gem-encrusted fidget spinner.

imtherealklib

Arisu, my sweet! I shall make it so~!

*autism noises*

*fidget noises*

*spinner noises*

*Chris Hansen from dateline on NBC noises*

NotIgor

Hide the lolis

Aki-Joker

Why the heck does such a ring exist.
Actually I miss the Phansite weddings though.
And I'm flattered you two. ^////^
Thank you.

Arisu

*Autism intensifies*

Wait, Chris Hansen? Oh fuck is Kalib like 14?

imtherealklib

Do you think one day...we'll have Soylent Spinners....Fidget spinners made of real people?

imtherealklib

I'm 20! 21 in december!

NotIgor

He's 6

imtherealklib

Doo doo hed!

Arisu

Wait which is it!? I only watch that show for the laughs not to actually star in it!

Inari

Well then

NotIgor

In the words of the president of the United States: "Autism has become an epidemic"

Aki-Joker

Please stop the fidget spinners!
IT'S TIME TO STOP. * Filthy Frank voice*

imtherealklib

I'm 20 Arisu, that's the truth. And I feel so much older....cries

imtherealklib

Toki wo tomare...Za Warudo

imtherealklib

how long can you move in frozen time?

Arisu

This post is either gonna get bumped or we're gonna remember it one day suddenly and the topic will make so much sense...

Arisu

Also Kalib, don't feel old! I'll be 20 in Nov

NotIgor

November bdays represent

Arisu

Squad up

Aki-Joker

I'll be 20 next year in april, so then I am welcome to that club.XD
I don't even feel like it, I still feel like 16...

imtherealklib

soshite toki wa ugokidasu...

"TL NOTE: WEEB TRASH SAID TIME MOVES AGAIN LOL"

Also I just don't go to enough "my age" events so it makes me feel antiquated

Arisu

Did you translate that through Google or did you actually know the romaji?

imtherealklib

didn't translate it

just put in: "What dio says when he does the thing"

I'm not nearly that impressive in Nippon-ese

Arisu

You know you're a weeb when you feel the urge to put kanji in your Steam username.

*cough*

imtherealklib

*proposal intensifies*

nerd.

Arisu

I-!... Can't deny that. But if the need arises I will write a very complex essay about how FF9 is somehow better than every other FF. So be ready.

imtherealklib

*Hasn't played FF9*

I should....I know...

Aki-Joker

I wish we could write essays like that in our school.
Well I won an art contest with the theme Nightmare by simply drawing Slenderman so yeah.XD

Arisu

The only creative writing exercise I ever had in school was in senior year. This playwright guy came to my English class and every day he told us to write about something completely different then he and a few others somehow compiled all of them into a coherent play. He actually liked my work a lot and wanted me to participate in his acting workshop outside of school!... And that's the only merit I have as a human being. That and I could probably tell you the full name of nearly every Touhou boss' theme from 6-12

imtherealklib

My grade 10 english teacher inspired me to write a novel...it was...looking back it wasn't great...it was chuunbiyou af

Arisu

At least it wasn't an erotic fanfic

imtherealklib

I never said it wasn't.

It wasn't though....

Hibiki

Who needs drugs when I can just re-read this post

imtherealklib

*keeps hand down.*

Don't do drugs kids.

Bgammax

I sincerely apologize for any trends I may have accidentally set. For example, Kuu was supposed to be a straight up villain, but due to the circumstances at the time I edited it a bit so they could turn neutral. Really that one big screw-up seems to STILL be causing problems. It's really quite amazing.

imtherealklib

#SaveMyNibbaKuu

Dahlia

So tell me again. Why do you always blow up my home?