She can still be mine platonically right?

Because of you Inari yes, because of the ring it would be a no.
But that's still more a Yes for you. ^^

Don't worry it's meme

OTP

I wish a system wide announcement could play every time Inari makes a post. I laugh before I even click them...

Like a store chime...

"Dear Shoppers, Inari has posted another dank fecal post! You're welcome!"

If that played in my grocery store my priorities would be set immediately.

That's why Inari is best Inari, 10/10 best meme