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Inari
INARIQUEST 3.5: <Subtitle Here>
*Inari doing cool moon stuff on his cool moonbase for coolios*
Ryuji-Senpai
Ryuji floated around in the back ground in space, dead.
Inari
*Makes Ryuji live again*
The_Dark_Messiah
Ryuji? Dead? Finally.
Arisu
I wish that I could be like the cool kids. Please teach me.
Ryuji-Senpai
Ryuji came alive again and quickly got into the moonbase "thanks dude"
Inari
@Arisu Your memes must be ironic and your depression chronic
Ryuji-Senpai
you must want to die always
Arisu
The Chronic is that one album by Dre right? Got it.
Inari
*Engineers a laser called the Inarinator*
Emerson
*Em busts down some random door on the ship, and stares down Inari.*

Inari, stop right there! I won't let you build a laser that'll turn the entire planet into Inaris! You'll have to face me if you want to do so!
Emerson
*base not ship tf is wrong with me
Inari
*Drinks a liter of chocolate milk*
Emerson
*Shoots the chocolate milk with gun.*
Inari
You cant shoot liquid dummy
imtherealklib
*Sits there eating a sandwich.*

What a beautiful duwang.

*Chew.*

This feels like a picnic.
Emerson
*Shoots the container holding the chocolate milk with gun.*
Inari
It's not in a container dummy
imtherealklib
*Kalib looks at the floating liquid, but the not floating people.*

This must be the work of one of those enemy Stand thingies.

*Chews again.*
Emerson
*Finds a container and puts the milk inside of it and then explodes the container destroying the milk.*

I have ruined your life, milk man. Give up, or suffer more pain.
Arisu
No! Inari is the key to prosperity! If you don't stop then I'll just have to meme you of existence!

*Tosses CDs at Emerson.*
Inari
*Drinks a gallon of Strawberry Milk*
Emerson
*Pulls out CD cases and fits the CDs thrown at him into them.*

Ha, your attacks are useless! Fall into despair!

*Pulls out an anti-strawberry gun and shoots the strawberry milk, turning it into soy milk.*
imtherealklib
*Kalib noms the soy milk.*

Fool! Now my tear cap has been broken! Fear me!

*Chews 3 times a lady.*
Inari
*Pulls out an anti-anti-strawberry gun and shoots Em*
Arisu
You fool, I'm immune to soy damage! My skin is made of edamame!

*Starts throwing the things at Em.*
Emerson
*Is unaffected by the gun because he is, in fact, NOT a strawberry. Shocking, I know.*

Stop your reign of terror, Inari! As much as we all love you and secretly lust for you, this is going too far! The world would be too perfect if we were all Inari!

*Em fires a laser at Inari to make him not fire a laser.*
Emerson
*also masterfully dodges the things thrown at him*
Inari
*Turns Em into a strawberry then shoots him*
imtherealklib
Masaka!? A being immune to soy milk!?

*Kalib finishes his sandwich.*
Emerson
*Is strawberry, but puts up a shield of watermelons to block the shot before launching them at Inari.*

*Strawberries can't talk.*
Inari
*Dies*
Aw man, I can't believe you fucking killed me
Emerson
you liar inari
dead pepple cant tlak
youre still live
Arisu
No not Inari! There's nothing left to live for in this world!
Inari
Dead people can't talk
But I'm Inari
So that cancels out
Emerson
Damn, foiled once again...

*Uses Samamemegidoladynerecarahan to revive Inari.*

Now stop making laser.
imtherealklib
*Begins crying really fast tear bullets.*

I am become death. Soy Milk OP....
Emerson
*Em drinks Kalib's tear bullets.*

Ugh, tastes like lolicon...
Inari
I just wanted to make a laser that would imprint my face on anything calm down
Emerson
Ok but
why
you're already amazing
if everyone was you, you wouldnt be amazing anymore. youd be... normal
The_Dark_Messiah
@Emerson
What exactly does lolicon taste like?
Emerson
Pain. Lots of pain. Also... something else.
Something very disturbing.
The_Dark_Messiah
What is it!?
Emerson
... You sure you want to know..?
imtherealklib
Did you just drink a grown man's tears? AND I'M NOT A LOLICON!

*He sighs.*

And if everyone is Super, Inari...then nobody will be.
The_Dark_Messiah
@Emerson
Maybe just a little...
Emerson
I have to go now. My planet needs me.

*Em flies off towards... Earth? Whatever planet they're near. Behind him, a trail of smoke makes out words.*

"Yes you are, Kalib."
imtherealklib
*A single tear falls down his face.*

So long, Space Cowboy.
Arisu
I wonder if Inari-san would approve if I let it slip that that's my favorite anime...