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Horace_Diaz
(Not) Mighty Med
Hello, (Not) Doctor Horace Diaz here to welcome you to Mighty Med, hospital for superheroes. If you're a superhero and you get injured on the job, come here to get better. Just to clarify, this is not Mighty Med and this is no a hospital for suoerheroes. Normos are not allowed.
-EliteKnight-
Am I a superhero if I can't die and keep saving my world from the threat of non-existence by killing stuff that destroyed it then went insane? Because I need something removed.

*There's an arrow the size of a Lance through his body*
Bgammax
*Gamma walks in and looks around*

For curiosity's sake would you be able to quickly and effectively treat several lung punctures and two broken ribs? Just asking for a friend. None of that stuff has ever happened to me of course. That would be ridiculous
Horace_Diaz
*Takes out the arrow* There. It's removed. That'll be thirty-thousand dollars.
Nyx_Avatar
"You can cure any sickness or injury but you can never cure my heart."
-EliteKnight-
@Horace_Diaz
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Mmhm, say, would you be able to find a Deadman?
Horace_Diaz
@Bgammax we should be able to with our newest recruit, Doctor Bones. *Points to a skeleton in a doctor coat* He knew this job was for him because it wasn't like he was *snicker* faint of heart.
Horace_Diaz
@Nyx_Avatar well, sure we can. Just ask the superhero, Heartcure.
Nyx_Avatar
"I don't think you realize who I am. Welp, that's okay, can only ignore that for so long!"
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and tries to stop himself from snickering, to little avail*
Well. I'll make sure to recommend this place whenever anyone gets too hurt. Or well, hurt but not too hurt. Unless you have some sort of ressurection thing. Wouldn't surprise me at this point.
Horace_Diaz
@-EliteKnight- depends, do you count the ones we havr here? *laughs* I'm kidding, i'm kidding. *stern look* No, seriously, we've lost countless patients and doctors.
Kamen_Rider_Ex-aid
Fix my broken Gashatto
-EliteKnight-
Oh. Well.....
Uh, would you charge medical expenses to a dead man?
Horace_Diaz
@-EliteKnight- Well, depends, if he doesn't have enough money he just goes into dept. Usually, his friends and family are forced to pay for it. If he has no friends, family or money, we just take it out of the employee's paychecks.