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Bonas Bakery and Restraunt.
I was bored. I made a restraunt. It's also a bakery.
We got a ton of stuff.
[A Birb flies into the bakery crashing through the door and spreading feathers all over the floor.]

"This using the door thing is easy!"

[The Birb looks at the counter.]

"Sup, dawg. Can I get a baker's dozen of rolls? But also make sure to burn them all until they're black."
Sure dawg. *suddenly a bakers dozen of extra burnt rolls are on the desk* There ya go.
I'll have whatever you suggest, but I want you to come to my establishment afterward. I just opened a new wish hut.
I reccomended the chicken or the pasta. Either is good.
[The Birb takes the burnt rolls.]

"Thanks my homeslizzle."

[The Birb puts a bag on the counter and flies away. The bag is full of bottlecaps.]
How 'bout both?

*Slaps down a golden coin depicting a pentagram on one side and Satan on the other*

I really need to stop using this demonic currency, but it's the only kind I have.
...bottle caps? Weird.
*turns back to lucifer*
Alright. Do you want the pasta with or without sauce, and how do ya want the chicken: baked, fried, or grilled?
Fried I suppose, and the pasta with sauce.
Alright. *suddenly a whole fried chicken and pasta with sauce in containers appear on the desk* There ya go.
*Starts slowly consuming it with a fork and knife*

This is delicious. Worth that coin.
Ooc: MUST CONSUME FOOD
OOC: Indeed.
*suddenly there is a tech shop also in the place*
Oh I forgot to mention I decided to integrate my tech shop here too.