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Splat_Tim
The Destroyed city
*The city is destroyed and covered in light blue paint. Tim is sitting in the middle of a street*

Tim did done what Tim had to done. *Tim takes out a keg of light blue ink and guzzles it down*
Mary_Sue
*Mary Sue comes with a construction crew to help rebuild the city*
Bgammax
*Heelies through to escape his feelies*
Mary_Sue
Don't worry, the shadow hunters and I will do their best to help repair the damages done.
Nyx_Avatar
[The Birb sits next to a crumbled building.]

"Beautiful! I love what you've done with the place. Though it could use more dead bodies and souls of the damned."
Splat_Tim
*Tim takes out his splatter* Stop right there mary sue, I Tim, Splat Tim, will splat you where you stand.
Splat_Tim
*Tim guzzles some blue paint down* Thank you Birb man, Tim, Splat Tim, is happy to hear you enjoy my painting.
Nyx_Avatar
"Oh, shit. Are some fools about to die, yo!"
Sam
Who will win? The annoying inkling Tim, Splat Tim, or the girl who is the best at everything, Mary Sue? The battle of the centuary here folks.
Dahlia
*brings a giant bag of popcorn* want some?
Splat_Tim
*Tim shoots the bag of popcorn* Tim, Splat Tim, have now added flavor for you.
Nyx_Avatar
"I'm trying to cut my sodium levels actaully. Too much salt will kill ya, you know?"
hazama
Ms. Sue I must advise you to not engage Mr. Tim. His gun is more powerful than anything I have ever seen.
Neopolitan
(Neo can be seen on top of a building eating some Neapolitan Ice Cream. Apparently, she's a cannibal.)
Mary_Sue
Please, I don't mean any harm. I just want to ease the economic burden that this destroyed city causes on the people.
NotIgor
*appears*
Methinks some of these onlookers dislike your splatting. Quite the offence!
Starwaddle
*suddenly appears with a gun more powerful than anything thought possible* I have no idea where I found this, but apparently it's it's only got one bullet.
Splat_Tim
*Tim shoots some ink near Mary* Tim, Splat Tim wants destruction. Do not mess with Tim's painting
Dahlia
Well your ink is dissolving my popcorn, mister tim.*chucks the bag in a random trashcan*
Splat_Tim
*Tim tosses a can of blue paint at the birb man* Drink Tim, Splat Tim's special paint. No sodium in it.
NotIgor
Can I get some ink in bepis flavor?
Splat_Tim
*Tim aims his splatter at Star* Do not bring gun to Tim, Splat Tim's town, for I Tim, Splat Tim will shoot you where you stand.
Mary_Sue
If it's destructiom you want... *summons Satanael* it's destruction you'll get!
Dahlia
*munches on some licorice*
Splat_Tim
*Tim tosses Bepis ink at NotIgor* Have some good ink on me, Tim, Splat Tim.
Nyx_Avatar
[The Birb man drinks the paint causing his feathers to become light blue.]

"This shit is tight."
Splat_Tim
*Tim takes out his duel splatter* Tim, Splat Tim bouta ink some fools.
NotIgor
Y O S H!
*he downs the ink in one chug*
Splatalicious
Ace_Defective
Yo! Nyx! How are you doing?
Splat_Tim
*Burps* Splatalicious indeed my good long nose sir, Tim, Splat Tim, Knows whats best.
FemJokerboi
Is Splat Tim da man?
Splat_Tim
*Burps while guzzling down light blue paint* Tim, Splat Tim is da man.
FemJokerboi
You da man!
Mary_Sue
Alright, it's splatime! Satanael! Sinful Splat! *Satanael pulls out a giant splat gun and launches black splat pellets the size of an Inkzooka everywhere.
Splat_Tim
*Burps* seems Tim, Splat Tim's foes were scared away. Tim, Splat Tim, is a force to be reckoned with.
Ace_Defective
*Junpei is hit by a wave of depression from the fact that he is in fact not the man

Hey NotIgor senpai how do I be da man?
Splat_Tim
*Tim dodges the ink* Tim, Splat Tim does not get inked, for I am Tim, Splat Tim. *He sprays light blue ink at Mary sue*
PrimPrim
*Primarina kicks down the door* I heard there was... INK here. Mama Prim hates ink messes. *swigs grape juice*
Mary_Sue
*Mary Sue nulls light blue* Nice try. Now for a counterspray! *Mary Sue loads her assualt rifle with black ink and aims at Splat Tim*
NotIgor
You gotta go get three years supplies of bepis and chug it all within a fortnight
Nyx_Avatar
[The Birb man gets hit with the ink and is dyed black.]

"I was getting used to my new duds too. Not cool, broseph."
Splat_Tim
*Sniffs* Tim, Splat Tim doesnt like those who don't like ink messes.
Dahlia
Well i dont like ink messes, either! So there!
Mary_Sue
*Pulls a master ball out of her backpack and throws it at Primarina*
PrimPrim
And ah'm here to clean up dose messes.

S P A R K L I N G A R I A

*cue water*
Ace_Defective
How can I find bepis when I am cursed to only drink armita soda?
PrimPrim
*water short-circuits master ball*
Splat_Tim
*Tim turns into a squid and climbs on top of a building where there is an ink ballista* Tim, Splat Tim doesn't like you. *Tim fires a gush of orange in at Mary*
Dahlia
A one, and a two! *plays mama prims conductor*
Sam
You're ink has become a weapon in here to counter an invasion. You must be proud, Isaac.
Isaac: It means I don't have to do work, so I'm fine.
BonafideMonafide04
I have bepis junpei
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim, fires some light blue ink at the Birb man* There you go Broseph, Tim, Splat Tim cares for his bros.
NotIgor
False... You have bepsi! Read the label.
Sam
http://imgur.com/66hD1WZ
PrimPrim
*the S P A R K L I N G A R I A begins to clean up hte ink*
Ace_Defective
Impossible! All sodas become armita near me!

*the can warps into an armita soda
BonafideMonafide04
Shoot.
Nyx_Avatar
[The Birb man is once again light blue.]

"Ah shit, thanks boi!"
Mary_Sue
*Backflips to avoid the orange ink. Blades could be heard chopping through the air. Everyone looks up and sees a helicopter* Finally, my ride's here. *The helicopter gets closer to the ground and begins creating an updraft, lifting everyone's skirt if they were wearing a skirt. The pilot of the helicopter turns towards Mary and squats*
Nilon Origami: Looks like I kept you waiting.
Mary Sue: I managed.
*Mary Sue jumps in the side of the helicopter and mans the machine ink gun. She aims it at Splat Tim and begins firing away as the Helicopter gains altitude*
Ace_Defective
Hey! Ryoji! You wanna play some Star Forneus? I've got an idea!
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim gives a thumbs up to the Birb man* We should crack a cold one of light blue paint at some point.
NotIgor
I can cure you of your disease. You must drink every amrita you find for the next twenty days! Only then will the curse cease
Splat_Tim
*Tim, splat time runs atop the building with bullets blazing behind him. He takes out his ink zooka and starts blasting the helicopter with big shots of light blue ink* No one can escape Tim, Splat Tim's shots!
Nyx_Avatar
"I don't know who this Ryoji is but I love vider gams. So, sure!"
Mary_Sue
*Mary Sue pulls the ink tank out of her machine gun and uses it to catch the ink directed at her. She then mixes some blacc in it to make it all black ink. She luts the cartridge back in her gun and continues to fire at Splat Tim*
Ace_Defective
Thank you Senpai! Better start cracking!

*Junpei cracks open a 10m tall can and starts guzzling it
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim chuckles as he continues running. He then Jumps of the building propelling himself forwards towards the helicopter where he shoots the tail causing the helicopter to spin out of control.* Do not mess with Tim, Splat Tim.
Ace_Defective
*Junpei finishes drinking the can and heelies over to Nyx, climbing over its wings preparing bombs

Okay! Take some of these and drop them everywhere! Hit as many people as you can!
Mary_Sue
*Mary Sue grabs a portal gun out of her backpack and shoots the ground near Splat Tim and also shoots the floor of the Helicopter. She grabs Nilon and jumps through the portal. When she emerges, she immediately uppercuts Splat Tim with her black splat-knuckles on. Causing Splat Tim to get inked.
Mary_Sue
Nilon Origami: If I were you, i'd give up now. Mary spent 4 years in the military and navy.
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim laughs* Heh, You think that was Tim, Splat Tim? No, that was just a rush of light blue ink! For I Tim, Splat Tim have been Nilon all along! *Tim, Splat Tim plants an Ink grenade on Mary and pushes off of her*
Mary_Sue
*Mary Sue fires her grapling hook at Splat Tim's arm. As she gets flung towards him, she takes the grenade off herself and plants it on Splat Tim. As soon as this happens, she falls to the ground and catches herself with a cartwheel. As she lands to her feet, she aims her splattershot at Splat Tim and fires as she runs away*
Splat_Tim
*The grenade explodes giving Tim, Splat Tim a rush of energy due to the grenade being a light blue Ink grenade* Heh, Tim, Splat Tim out smarts you. *Tim, Splat Tim shoots a stream of light blue ink towards Mary. He turns into a squid and rushes down the stream and punches mary in the face with his special rainbow ink splat-knuckles*
Nyx_Avatar
[The Birb man takes off with Junpie on their back. They soar over the city.]

"Alright, this good?"
Ace_Defective
Yep! Lets see how this works!

*Junpei begins to drop giant balls of blue ink everywhere painting the entire city scape blue, even giving Nyx water balloons filled with ink

Lets paint the town!
Mary_Sue
*Mary Sue grabs Splat Tim's hand and climbs above his head. She swings around on his hand and kicks him in the face with black Splat-boots, causing him to fall down. She then summons her Ink Zord, which is shaped like a giraffe, and spews a waterfall of black ink from it's mouth.*
Nyx_Avatar
"Yeah! I like this plan!"

[The Birb man begins dropoung light blue ink bombs all over the city below at random.]
Pancake_Knight
Im sorry but the Snow Rangers©®™ have claimed all zords in the nexus, you are in violation of copyright law and have been sentenced to jail for 10 years
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim chuckles as he burps deflecting the black in back at Mary* BRAAAAAAP!
Mary_Sue
*Pulls a stack a pancakes out of her backpack and throws them at pancake knight* Stick a pancake in it!
Mary_Sue
*Mary Sue absorbs the black ink*
Bgammax
*heelies by Pancake KNight*
Its ok, I've silently declared this non-canon.
*Heelies off into the sunset*
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim shoots off a rainbow stream at Mary* Tim, Splat Tim wants you dead.
Mary_Sue
*Mary Sue just shruggs off the attack. Mary Sue then summons YHVH (God) and he makes the entire planet black* Check. Mate.
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim snorts* Its funny, I have received power from satan, I can make the world blue again! *Tim, Splat Tim lets out a giant burp which turns the world into and unchangeable Light blue* Brap Check mate.
Mary_Sue
(Hmm, it seems if we continue to battle, there will be no end. I need some way to prevent that. *Sigh* I predicted this would happen.) Fine, Splat Tim! You win!
Mario_Mario
splat tim!? how could you live i thought i defeated u 2 years ago! how could this beee!

*defeated mairo*
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Splat_Tim
*Burps* Heh, Tim, Splat Tim always wins, and heck you Mario.
Mario_Mario
to bowser's castle with you, splat tim! you filthy demon!!

*mario eats a fire flower and gets firey*

im gonna defeat you wahoo
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim guzzles some light blue paint down* Why is everyone fighting Tim, Splat Tim?
Mario_Mario
whatawrong you dont want a fight again you squandering pig!?
Sam
Another one. Great.
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim burps* Mario you and I Tim, Splat Tim both know a fat plumber like you cannot win.
Mario_Mario
not with my trusty hat! i can turn into you and kill you mysel! you won't win now wahoo
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim takes out his 9mm Glock and unloads a full clip into mario's chest* Do not mess with da man.
Saitama
*passes by* .....