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Splat_Tim
He done it
*Tim, Splat Tim sits in the middle of another ruined city covered in light blue paint. Tim, Splat Tim looks around and chugs a keg of light blue paint* I Tim, Splat Tim, done it.
Genm
I wasn't aware we had this many ruinable cities.
Sam
Due to the nature of the nexus, I just assume the same one just rebuilds itself eventually.
Splat_Tim
Tim, Splat Tim sees, and Tim, Splat Tim will cover in light blue paint. Tim, Splat Tim done what Tim, Splat Tim would. *Tim, Splat Tim burps*
Genm
....Uh, understood. President Tim, Splat Tim, Splat Tim, Splat Tim, Splat Tim, Splat Tim, Splat Tim.
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim sees a blank spot on a building shoots at it and the building crumbles* Tim, Splat Tim will rule this city.
Splat_Tim
*Salutes Gemn while chugging light blue paint*
Genm
You sure you wanna rule a city that's in pieces?
Splat_Tim
Tim, Splat Tim must win this turf war.
Splat_Tim
And also destroy. Tim, Splat Tim needs to let out some anger.
Aishiomi
*Rolls around this broken city.*
PRESIDENTS DON'T DESTROY CITIES, THEY HELP PEOPLE IN THEM
*Rolls away from broken city.*
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim chugs some light blue paint* This city was abandoned.
Genm
...Why is there a turf war in an abandoned city?
Splat_Tim
......Do not question the ways of Tim, Splat Tim. *He chugs some light blue paint* Turf wars are good Tim, Splat Tim does good.
Splat_Tim
The turf war is over, Tim, Splat Tim has won. I Tim, Splat Tim, am the best. *Tim, Splat Tim chugs all the light blue paint he desires*
