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Starwaddle
Nexus Splatfest Demo.
*In the recreation of Inkopolis that Star made (we don't know why she made an entire city, but she seems happy with it, so we won't question it), within the plaza, the large screen has turned on. It's showing the idols that Star has picked out for this event. Looks like they're going to make an announcement.*
FemJokerboi
YO YO YO, What the hell is good, y'all? It's ya girl Joker here with Miggy, and we coming at you live with the Splatfest Extravaganza!
Dahlia
*looks at the screen* whats this?
Sam
*Looks at screen* Now what?
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs as he watches the screen*

This is only going to get more ridiculous, isn't it?
BonafideMonafide04
*poofs in* what is happening?
-Reaper-
What's going on.
Ace_Defective
*Junpei heelies up and takes a look

Now this is what I'm talking about! Its going to be a great day!
FemJokerboi
As I just so eloquently said, welcome to the Splatfest in the Nexus, the ultimate turf war!
*She winks, making a peace sign*
The rules are simple: All out turf warfare using, what else, paint! Paint as much of the field as you can, and beat the enemies! This is gonna take place in the KELP DOME! DUN DUN DUN!
Migrant
*Mig looks a bit confused at first before speaking with her full idol act on. *
It's a turf war showdown in our very own Kelp Dome~ It's sure to be a messy good tim!
Starwaddle
*suddenly appears in the studio holding up a sign that says "it's actually ink. Perfectly okay to eat. Completely harmless... except for the splatting." Before suddenly disappearing*
NotIgor
First you despise our president, now you attempt to emulate his culture? Honestly this is as racist as racism gets.
Bgammax
*Gamma stares at the screen for a few seconds, and ultimately walks off to the side*
Ok. Sure. You kids have fun I guess. I've got nothing better to do than watch anyways.
Migrant
Silly, this is standard culture for all the.... Freshest kids in Shibuya~
FemJokerboi
Our studio just told us it is actually ink! Don't know where we got it, but whatever, you get the idea! It's gonna get messy~
Sam
Wouldn't you say it's embracing his culture, long nose? If people enjoy this, it could improve relations between the president and the nexus. Maybe more will open up to him.
Starwaddle
*suddenly appears again with another sign. "Weapons for the Terf war can be found in nearby weapons store. Don't worry, it's all paid for." She doesn't disappear this time.*
Ace_Defective
Huh, well im all for idols but.. this is a bit over the top... welp might as well kick it!

*Junpei takes off his usual cap and throws on a custom splatoon hat and drawing an ink pistol, spinning it in his hands before heeling over to the dome
NotIgor
I doubt a heel face turn like this isn't for some political game. We aren't all idiots here.
FemJokerboi
Miggy, would tell the lovely people where they can find the weapons of war for today's battle?
Dahlia
*Puts on a school uniform and a pointed hat shaped like the tip of a squid, holding a green, three-sectioned bucket* i hope i dont look too silly in this...
Ace_Defective
Come on Igor Senpai! It'll be fun! Lets paint the town red!
Migrant
Well if you want to participate, the studios just told us there's a sponsor available at the weapon store nearby.
And they're free~
Splat_Tim
*Tim, Splat Tim enters drinking his light blue ink* Tim, Splat Tim is here to win, because Tim, Splat Tim is the ultimate splatter.
Sam
Well, whatever. Good luck trying to find me in this contest. My superior strategies will win the day. Mwa ha ha ha.
FemJokerboi
That's right! So once you get your weapons, head on over to the Dome and get ready to INK IT UP!~
Dahlia
*rushes over to the dome*
Starwaddle
"remember, it's a free for all, so there's no teams unless you make one. And everyone can be splatted. No one is invincible. If they are, they get banned."
FemJokerboi
Remeber, ladies and gents, this is a FREE FOR ALL. No one is safe! There are no teams unless you make em, and no one is invincible!
Sam
I don't have to be invincible. I just need a good sniper's nest.
*Sam portals too an undisclosed location*
Genm
*RIDES IN ON TWO HEELIES ATTACHED TO A STICK*

DID I HEAR THERE WAS AN EVENT BASED ON A VIDEO GAME
Ace_Defective
*Junpei runs into the shop and runs out carrying a load of guns, paint rollers, and bombs, as well as wearing a ton of fresh clothing, all clad in red

Hehe! Lets see somebody get past me!
Starwaddle
*inside the Kelp Dome, there's more respawn points then usual. There was also a strange aura around the area, turning everyone into squid kids once they stepped inside.*
Migrant
I think Joker and I should join and team up!
Starwaddle
*suddenly appears in the center of the map with... a smaller version of herself?* Okay everyone! Let's start the war! Everyone, take your places!
Sam
*Sam enters with a paint gun fixed with a sniper scope.*
Let's have a fair battle.
*Sam vanishes somewhere.*
If you can find me, that is.
Dahlia
*climbs to the top of the right entrance, noticing her hair has chainged into what looks like tenticles* well, this is interesting...
Ace_Defective
*Junpei appears on a spawn point clad in red, with dual ink pistols and a giant paint roller on his back

Hehe! Try and catch me!

*Junpei then heelies away, splating the area with red ink paint?
Starwaddle
Well, whatever. Let the Terf war commence! *The two are suddenly dressed in a Squid Girl cap and tunic, but the smaller one has the Squid Girl shoes, while the taller one has blue Moto boots. The other difference between the two is the taller one has the Berry Splattershot Pro, while the smaller one has the custom Hydra Splatling. The two start shooting around the center*
Sam
*From an unknown location*
I wonder who will be the biggest threat?
Unit_Spectre
*is in the podium in the form of an armored octoling*

What is this?
Dahlia
*starts inking the corner she started in* may as well start with this...
Migrant
*appears on a stage*

Sorry, everyone, but Joker can't be here so I'll be splatting for two.
FemJokerboi
*From the screen*
DESTROY THEM, MIGGY!
*Cough*
Ahem, I mean.... Good luck competitors! Happy Splatting~
Dahlia
*starts paving a path of ink to the center*
Starwaddle
*the center is completely splatted in a shade of orange* this is my land! I shall call it...my land!
Ace_Defective
Alright! Lets get this started!

*Junpei heelies over a ramp and spins spaltting everywhere with ink before turning into a squid and hidng in the ink
Dahlia
It wont be for long! *throws a disrupter at star and starts coating her in yellow ink*
Unit_Spectre
... Star... why is everyone an Inking and me an Octoling?
Starwaddle
*gets splatted, but the mini her splats back at Dahlia. Star Respawns next to @Unit_Spectre* Because Splatfest. I had the idea to do this for a good while, so... Yeah...as for the octoling part, I don't know.
Unit_Spectre
Okay and may I join?
Dahlia
*respawns back in the corner she started in* time for a new approach.. *starts inking the left side*
Starwaddle
Okay. It's a free for all, so no teams unless you make one. *Suddenly appears next to her mini self and starts splatting more Terf in the center while the mini her splats at longer range*
Sam
So they respawn. I wonder how long that will last?
*Sam snipes Junpei with golden ink.*
You can't hide from me.
Unit_Spectre
Oh this is going to be fun!

*he jumps into the frey and pulls out an ink version of his Maverick rifle*

Beep BEEP PEOPLE!!!

*starts inking everywhere*
Ace_Defective
*Junpei gets hit in the leg and starts to slow down a bit

Hehe nice try! But how about this! Trismegetus!

*Junpei summons his persona which starts to shoot canons of ink at everyone, inking everyone in sight in a red paint, before retreating into the ink injured
Dahlia
Surprise! *shows up behind spectre and splats him*
Starwaddle
*hides behind the center and starts pushing into one of the corners.*
Sam
*Watches Junpei disappear from a safe distance*
Humph. I'll get you later.
*Sam snipes Dahlia.*
Migrant
*inks the stage with a splattershot, then grabs a sniper *

Idol privilege.

*takes aim at Mini Star and fires*
Unit_Spectre
AAAH HA HA!!!

*he re-spawns half away from his original spawn point*

Heads up Junpei!

*he snipes him out with the Splat Charger version of his Maverick*
Starwaddle
*mini pops the bubbler before shooting at Mig* "Woomy!"
Dahlia
*swims away from the charge shot and immediaty covers it up*
Sam
This is going nowhere. How do you do this all the time?
???: I have a lot of patience.
*Sam is moving location*
Unit_Spectre
Roll out BOIS!!!

*he steam rolls Star, Dahlia and Sam with a splat roller*
Dahlia
*continues inking the left, working back toward the center*
Migrant
Ah! *tries doing an ink dive to escape! *
Dahlia
*respawns and sneak attacks spectre again* thats it!
Starwaddle
Fuck! *Gets splat and Respawns on the center platform* YAAAAHH! *Starts covering the center in more ink*
Starwaddle
"Woomy!" *Tosses a sprinkler in Mig's path before gunning her down*
Unit_Spectre
When push come to shove... INK EVERY THING!

*starts firing akimbo Tenta Missiles*
Sam
*Sam respawns*
Damn. Where'd he come from? Screw guns.
*Sam loads golden paint capsules into his wrist bow and moves to high ground*
Dahlia
*dodges the blasts and continues inking*
Starwaddle
Welcome to the bomb rush, motherfuckers! *Starts singing Bomb Rush Blush while tossing suction bombs everywhere*
Dahlia
*swims around the blast radius and continues inking*
Migrant
*gets slatted and respawns on stage, using the splattershot on mini Star! *
Unit_Spectre
*he gets splated and respawns*

Star WHY!?
Starwaddle
*mini gets splatted, Respawns in a corner, and starts making her way back to the center*
Sam
*Sam launches himself in the air and starts raining golden paint bolts down on Star, Dahlia and Spectre*
Dahlia
*swims away in panic*
Unit_Spectre
Nope nope nope!

*morphs to otctoling form and nopes out while leaving a ink mine where Sam is going to land*
Starwaddle
Because it's a free-for-all terf war! I can only trust myself! That's why I found another version of myself! Don't know how she got here, but she's so fresh! *Swims away from the bolts*
Sam
*Sam sees the mine and grabs a pole with his metal arm, stopping himself before diving into the ground.*
Dahlia
*activates her bubbler and starts paving a path back to the center in ink*
Unit_Spectre
*drops an Ink Storm device and a storm of ink starts falling*

Better have a umbrella!!!
Dahlia
Cant touch this! *splats spectre from behind, while still alive thanks to the bubbler*
Starwaddle
*both stars get on the center platform and start shooting at anyone on it before shooting all around the center*
Sam
*Sam dives into cover under an archway.*
Migrant
*tries tracking the octoling and shooting in his path to slow him! *
Starwaddle
*both of them start shooting the sky... somehow, it's working.*
Unit_Spectre
*pulls out his Splat Roller*

SUHPRISE!!!

*drops it on top of Dahlia*
Migrant
*hmm and starts sneaking toward the center *

King of the hill, anyone?
Dahlia
*gets pushed back just before the bubbler wears off, than tosses a disrupter* you wont fool me that easily!
Starwaddle
*the two of them start moving towards one of the corners, covering more Terf in their orange ink*
Unit_Spectre
*Jumps out of no where and splats Migrant with a splat roller*

Hello again!
BonafideMonafide04
*shows up as a green inkling with an aerospray* Ooh, splatfest! I wanna join!
Migrant
*Back pedals while shooting at Soectet*

Can't get me now.
Sam
*Jumps out of no-where and splats Spectre with an ink bolt*
Mines are so boring.
Migrant
Ooc: Specter *
Starwaddle
*the two split up and start moving into the adjacent corners, covering Terf in ink*
Unit_Spectre
*jumps back in the frey with a Splashdown splatting Migrant and Sam*

I am baaaaaaaaack!!!
Dahlia
*starts covering the center with yellow ink*
Sam
*Sam Dodges into the ground and escapes*
Starwaddle
Ooc: anyone late can join.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: aight
Unit_Spectre
*continues inking Star's turf*

Gimmie all the points!
BonafideMonafide04
*Begins spraying ink everywhere*
Dahlia
*throws another disrupter at spectre and spalts him before swimming away to cover more turf*
Starwaddle
*starts singing Bomb Rush Blush again while tossing suction bombs everywhere. Mini tosses a sprinkler behind @Unit_Spectre and keeps gaining Terf*
Migrant
*slatted and returns to the stage, going around the edge to find and splat big Star*
Unit_Spectre
Dahlia! You sneaky!

*he spawns to just mortar fire everything with two Splat Bomb launcher and Tenta Missles*
Dahlia
*swims away momentarily before breaking the sprinkler*
BonafideMonafide04
*Kappa as Bona shows up*
Bona 2: Turf war?
Bona 1: Terf war!
*bona 1 goes to splat dahlia, while Bona 2 continues spreading ink*
Dahlia
Uh oh... *splat!* *respawns*
Starwaddle
*tosses a suction bombs behind the corner and hides in her ink, waiting for Mig to turn the corner*
Unit_Spectre
*he turns to Star with his splat rifle*

SURP~ *SPLAT!!*
Dahlia
*rushes to the right, alternating between inking and swimming*
Sam
Let it rain
*Sam unleashes a barrage of ink bolts on the centre, aiming for anyone there and covering it all in gold*
Starwaddle
*swims away and tosses another suction bomb behind another corner before jumping to mini, who is taking the last corner*
BonafideMonafide04
*bona 1 and 2 switch places and bona2 goes to find and splat mig*
Migrant
*inks ahead of herself while traveling. Then she turns the corner... *
Dahlia
Surprise! *splats migrant*
Starwaddle
*the suction bomb explodes right in Mig's face and anyone who's near Mig*
Dahlia
*swims back trying to flee*
Sam
Watch the skies
*Splats Star from above*
BonafideMonafide04
Bona 2: Oh, fridge*SPLAT and respawn*
Dahlia
*tries to cover the area in yellow ink*
Starwaddle
*gets splatted and Respawns on the stage before jumping back to mini and shooting at the sky*
Migrant
*a platted again, now frustrated... She lies in wait in the ink around the stage *
Sam
*Sam shoots Dahlia with an ink bolt*
Pay attention to your surroundings.
Unit_Spectre
*he supprise jump and splats Sam*

SURPRISE!
Starwaddle
*mini starts making her way towards the stage and tosses a sprinkler on top before shooting all around the center from her corner*
Dahlia
*swims around the bolts and covers the blasts back up*
Sam
*Sam bounces a bolt off a wall, hitting Spectre as Sam gets splat.*
Blink Counter.
Unit_Spectre
DAMN YOU SAM!!

*starts firing Tenta missles everywhere on the arena the moment he spawned*
Migrant
*pops out of the ink with Dualies! Firing and rolling at Mini! *
Dahlia
*continues to swim around the blasts and re-inking them, taking extra precaution*
Starwaddle
*panics and pops another bubbler, then tries to gun down Mig... again*
Sam
Trigger happy fool.
*Sam watches the missles from a safe distance shaking his head.*
Migrant
*Rolls around to dodge and waits out the bubbler! *
Starwaddle
*the bubbler goes away, but star swims in and starts singing again, tossing bombs all around the center while mini keeps trying to gun Mig down*
Unit_Spectre
*jumpscares Migrant*

Here's Spectre!

*he splats Migrant*
Sam
*Sam appears behind Spectre and shoots him In the back.*
Pay attention, my boy. Shooting wildly won't help much in this contest.
Dahlia
*starts inking the top right corner*
Migrant
*gets overwhelmed and splatter, but now Star gets to deal with Specter. Mig respawns and goes to ink the exact other side of the map*
Starwaddle
*keeps tossing suction bombs, but now mini shoots at specter*
Unit_Spectre
*he does a 360 and noscpoes Sam and Star with his Maverick Ink Charger*

BOOM HEAD SHOTS!
Starwaddle
*ducks down to avoid the head shot, but is stuck in ink and starts to try and splat her way away while mini keeps gunning specter down*
Dahlia
*focuses on covering the area in more yellow ink*
Sam
*Sam respawns, cracking his neck.*
This is getting heated.
Gin: Out of control, you mean. You've been at this for hours.
Sam: I will win.
Unit_Spectre
*he climbs up to a building and starts splatting Dahlia's and Star's turf*
Dahlia
*dodges, throws a disrupter before inking spectre*
Sam
*Sam creates a mine field of Ink Bolts across the top left corner of the map.*
I'm waiting.
Unit_Spectre
NOPE!

*he dives to cover and he starts chucking sprinklers*
Starwaddle
*the two start gunning down Specter while taking back their Terf*
Dahlia
Im not falling for that! *breaks the sprinklers* now you're open! *splashes ink on spectre*
Unit_Spectre
*gets splatted but leaves a burst bomb as a martyrdom and splats the both of them*
Migrant
Out of control? I'd do this for fun!
Dahlia
Ah! *activates bubbler and continues paving a path of ink*
Starwaddle
*the both of them get splatted and Respawn on the stage before shooting more ink and covering more Terf*
Unit_Spectre
*Spawn with a heavy splatting minigun*

Time for some fun bois!

*start inking the turf*
Dahlia
How long will this last?! *still inking*
Sam
It's nice exercise and you all make good target practise.
*Sam shoots migrant with an ink bolt, as if proving his point.*
I keep forgetting you guys can hear my comms.
Starwaddle
*a whistle blows, signaling Everyone to stop splatting* right now, actually! Give me a few minutes to calculate who wins.
Unit_Spectre
Come on who is gonna win?
Dahlia
*stops* who could it be?
Starwaddle
And the winner is...uhh...DJ Octavio? What? Uhh...I think this is broken...I think someone spilled coffee on this thing. Oh well, it was a demo anyway!
Unit_Spectre
DJ Octavio? Didn't Agent 3 splatted him?
Sam
Who the hell is that? Was he even competing?
Migrant
*appears on stage again*

Tune in... Soon or something for the real deal~
Dahlia
dont tell me he escaped again...
Unit_Spectre
*shrugs*

No clue. And he is the leader of the Octarians.
Genm
This is an insult to President Tim, Splat Tim's culture.
Starwaddle
I honestly have no idea, but if Inklings are showing up...oh fuck...I fucked up! I fucked up so hard! "God damnit me! Now we need to catch him again!" *They both run out in a random direction*