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Starcade 2.0
I made an arcade for star since hers was broken.
Oh my another asset for Tim to claim!
Nope! This one is not for sale.
Pacmaaaan
I don't think you understand how the legal system works here.
"Not for sale". I don't think you understand how this works.
ITS THE NEXUS THERE IS NO LEGAL SYSTEM.
YOU WANTED A LEGAL SYSTEM.
YA DONT JUST MAKE A LEGAL SYSTEM YA DINGUS.
*Tim, Splat Tim walks in with the deed* May not be for sale but Tim, Splat Tim's still gots it.
You wanted an arcade. You don't just make an arcade ya dingus.
YA DONT JUST MAKE AN ARCADE YA DINGUS.
*Rolls in and hits a machine*
Splat Tim somehow owns this, but I don't really support that
*Rolls away holding wires of a machine*
*Appears in a puff of smoke holding a large open book of law*
Actually there are some laws, they just don't cover all the silly little magic things that normally happen. Sudden Arcades, on the other hand, they do cover. Though you'd have to be some sort of lawyer to ever read the thing.
Arcades are super easy to build.
Step one. Build a rectangular building.
Step 2. Put arcade machines in it.
Step tres. Add neon everywhere.
Step for. Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Step five. Profit.
Sounds like there's a bunch of bitches who think it's okay to have a Mary Sue of their own as president.
"I believe as president all property belongs to Tim within the Nexus. If you wish to build and run an arcade then you'd have to buy the property from the government. Not to mention the property taxes you'd have to pay as well as the maintenance fees."
*Rolls back in*
I do not support Splat Tim as president as much as other people
*continues rolling around*
"I don't write these rules I just spout them."
So? I don't give a fuck.
I mean its an rp arcade
Cant we all just play some games and have peace
*clears throat and walks around the room*
Fight fire with fire, and the acts of others with parody. By pointing out the acts you are against in such a way to make how unlikable it is clear, you open the path to greater understanding. Isn't that so heartwarming?

*leans in uncomfortably close to Star*
And deary, if you didn't care you wouldn't be complaining now, would you?
*Laughs mockingly before vanishing in a puff of smoke*
...arcaed?
...true, but I'm still fucking mad. Seriously, I will not tolerate such a president, who thinks he can do whatever he fucking wants.
*Sniffs the air before holding his nose*
Give me a minute, I think I smell hypocrisy. Deary me I hope it passes.
*Starts playing pacman. Is bad at pacman.*
"Hypocrisy is such a familiar scent, but no matter how much I smell I still can't stand it."