Excuse me, sir. Have you seen any EVIL around here?

nope

(Hm, so it appears this town is safe from monsters. Now to scan for traces of Splat_Tim's tyranny.) *searches for any sign of Splat_Tim, such as his flags.*
Oh, sorry to bother you, don't mind me. *Mind wanders off*

.. weird *thinks "i been hearing that a goddess is trying to take over the world.. im going to have to stop her but first i need some sleep"*

*Appears out of nowhere in a blaze of fire*
My, my, look where I have ended up. Looks like this place can use some khaos. *Summons fire from hands*

A flame has appeared here.

*suddenly appears* I heard something was going on here I think?

*looks at star and thinks "uhhh is that the goddess"*