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Bus that doesn't crash EVER.
I'm now in charge of the bus equivalent of the Titanic. This bus will not ever crash. Ever.
*he beeps the horn*
WOOO ROAD TRIP LES GO
*Sets off fireworks inside bus*
*excited cat noises*
Sam
Don't hit a rock formation. Or start a fire in the engine.
"A magificient bus! It shall change the world!"
*Has a trolley of coffee and snacks*
"All aboard!"
How did everyone get on the bus. How do we get off?
"Y'all cunts"
Ooh, a road trip? I'm coming too! I brought a month's worth of Alcoholâ„¢!
@AKECHl
Shut up
You never get off 🅱️igor's Wild Ride, nya.
*Gets on the bus with heelies
*Rolls on the bus*

-- --- .-. ... . .-.-.-
"This bus will pierce the heavens!"
Oh boy, are we going to another strip club?
We can never escape
It's like a slow train wreck.
*Crashes bus*
*pulls out of lamppost*
"WE ARE OFF!"
*mildly distressed cat noises*
*Appears inside the bus with a bag full of gummy bears* Im ready to fuckin die my guy
Do not be stressed, he said we would never crash!
"Death is great, boi!"
*crashes into a river in the desert*
Death is great.
*Dies*
....
*stares into the camera*
<simply watched the whole thing>

Huh... so I guess they're all dead...

<takes a sip of some refreshing bepis>
.- .-. . .-- . -.. . .- -.. -.-- . - ..--..
*Falls out of bus into giant gummy bear vat*
Guys we're in A RIVER IN A DRY LAND
*paw reaches out of a window* Don't worry! I have 6 more lives!
*drinks 🅱️epis*
Well that sucked

*Hums a beat*

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat

Three to the one from the one to the th
I ate a 1 up mushroom before this doods.
*is on a motorcycle and drives to the crashed bus*
"Can't kill death! Like a Birb I rise from the ashes!"
WHERES MY BEER
-... . . .-. .-.-.-
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*dies from internal bleeding*
I-I'll re-re-respawn i-in about a d-day.
*Is turned into a Gummy Frogcat*
*Climbs out the window and plays a sad flute (actually a recorder) Titanic solo*
<dies from the bepis>
*opens the bus door then leaves*
"Yo, this shit is tight! Want me to guide all your souls into the dank hour?"
*Rolls into river and floats away*
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*busts out of the roof of the bus*
That was an experience.
🅱️oi whomst wants to go to the dank hour with nyx
<revives and eats the crashed remains of the bus>
*heelies into the room*
Remember kids, do school, not drugs
*heelies off into the sunset*
<does drugs>