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I'm headed to work...
I shall make a fresh pot of coffee and pour it down my pants. Does anyone wish to watch?
<pours coffee down pants>

The horrible pain means the coffee is doing its job of searing off my genitals.
*stares in amazement*
Would you like some coffee in your pants as well?
<already pouring coffee down @Ryuji-Senpai's pants>

What?
OH GOOOOD THIS FEEELS SOOOOOOO




GOOOD
How much coffee you got?
I have an industrial coffee machine I can make an insane amount of coffee.