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Boss
Anons Phantastic Adventure
Part 1: Phantom Blood
A young boy by the name of Anthony Onsen, or AnOn for short, led a wonderful life with his father, Daruo Onsen. Soon after, a young boy arrived by carriage, -DioBrando- proclaimed it was his father that saved Anthony's father's life, and Anthony's father said the Onsen family owed a great deal to the Brando- family. -DioBrando- was adopted into the Onsen household, and proceeded to make Anthony's life miserable. -DioBrando- proceeded to jerk off in everyone's coffee and say edgy shit that pissed everyone off, but he was cool so Anthony's friends ditched him. One night, after drinking, -DioBrando- shoved the Onsen family heirloom: the Anon Mask, onto someone and then isulted them. The masked person proceeded to his etheir face and say edgy, stupid things that obviously meant nothing but to annoy people. Oh, he also got cool powers or something I think. Like the ability to levitate and come back no matter how many times you kicked him. It was bullshit.
Boss
*hide their
Jill_Stingray
Classic.
Kuudere
*The child looks to Boss, with awe in his eyes*
And what happened next hat-guy? I wanna hear more.
Liam
This is going to be a big hit. When's the next episode coming out ?
Boss
-AHEM-
-DioBrando- killed the guy with Sunlight and took the Anon Mask, he then proceeded to live out life with the Onsens until Anthony confronted him, as over the years -DioBrando- hadn't done any stupid shit, but Anthony knew his father was sick because -DioBrando- had been jerking off into his morning coffee. -DioBrando- lied and said that no such thing was happening, then Anthony pulled out porno mags of voluptuous coffee cups, proving that A: -DioBrando- had jerked off in coffee cups so much, that he became sexually attracted to them. And B: -DioBrando- was doing the thing that was Central to the plot. So, Anthony ran to the one place he knew he could find a back alley doctor to give him a stomach pump to get the semen out of his father, Ogre Street. Where he was ambushed by a bunch of ne'er-do-wells, let by the strange Igor E.O Bepwagaon. Who used a special nose cap to cut Anthony's arm, after Bepwagon noticed that Anthony was being a good guy because what -DioBrando- was doing is like.....really fucking gross. Anthony and Bepwagon grabbed a pump and went to his dad and cured him, that night, they planned to cut -DioBrando-'s wang off so he couldn't jerk off into anybodys coffee anymore. But -DioBrando- got Anthony to call him a "cuntwaffle" just as -DioBrando- donned the Anon Mask. He then proceeded to murder almost everyone there and burn down the Onsen mansion with his intense shitposting