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*she smirks at Bona and Naho* D'awww~!
OOC: I have been summoned with "oh no"
IC:
*Chiho walks in, humming a small tune.*
Da-da-da-du-la~ Da-da-da-da-du-la~ Hey guys!
*he sits down and puts his head on the counter*

I have set an example of not to piss off Winslow Accord, I enabled the Spentsnaz to masscre all active and former members of U.D... and Sami got the brass balls to rear his head back into the mess...
*Walks in behind Chiho... Because why not*
Hey chiho. Hey akari.
*falls asleep on the booth*
*loads a battery mag into his working Pocket Infinity fusion rifle*

I am going to negotiate with Sami if he ever shpws up!.
Damn it, Sam. You just had to make things more complicated.
Sam: You ruined my fun so I'll ruin yours.
Gin: You are so dead, dude.
You know what? Im starting to get a bit tired too... good night guys. *sleeps on a different booth under a warm blanket... but not before giving lilac one too*
????: *drops brass balls on top of spectre*
And I have to... talk with Sam. I'll be back.
*Rose portals away*
Hi Miss Dahlia. *Waves and smiles*
*walks in*
Woah, there's a buncha people here.
*She sits in a corner booth, headphones on and phone out.*
*waves at Isaac* Hey, Isaac!
Hi Yang! *waves back*
*is seen unfazed by the drop and aims his rifle at him*

Stay dead or I'll make you.
sami: *is floating above spectre* i cant stay dead... mostly thanks to plot
*she smiles at Isaac* How are ya? Doing good and staying out of trouble, I hope?
*Stares with interest at Chino*

Are those ear thingys magic?
I am Groot.
I'm doing good and yeah i stay out of trouble. *notices the ring* So this was the day...
Hi Groot.
Bona: *is flustered by the kiss* I guess that means you found out already. *Notices sami and his eye glows green* You.
*notices Groot* Hey man.
*She takes out one of her earbuds.*
Kinda? It's just technology.
*Chiho continues to text on her phone, the earbud hanging and playing music.*
H. Bona: *telepathically to D. Naho* Well that was faster than expected.
... plot armor or not. Stay dead or I will make this world go into a nuclear winter.
so when are we going to get marryed...

sami: *sits down on a table*
@BonafideMonafide04 @AkariSuzumoto

I am Groot.
*in our minds*

despair naho: i got the memory back..
I am Groot
Bona: Woah, trust me, I wanna get married, but don't ya think you're being a tad too pushy? What we really should ask: What should we name our kid?
@Isaac

I am Groot?
Bona: Hey groot.
*she nods at Isaac, holding up her hand adorned with the ring* Yeah. *she smiles* I can't stress how happy I am. Or how worried I am for our future, y'know?
@Groot
*Her ears twitch.*
Groot.
H. Bona: *telepathically to D. Naho* Huh. Plot really does wonders, doesn't it.
I can tell you his name. His name is (insert a name here)
*waves at Groot* Hi, Groot!
Can I be Groot too?
Well i'm happy for both of you! *smiles at Yang*
I am Groot!
*walks to Sami and cuffs him*

I am sick of this nullshit and off to the new Cryogen. Don't try any funny moves. Everyome from Winslow Accord knows every single trick in you sadistic book. SO GET MOVING!!!

*forces him to walk*
AND HIS NAME IS GROOT!
sami: *throws a pie at yang*

i dont know...

*in our mind*

despair naho: i hate plot
*she smiles, patting Isaac on his head once* Thank you very much, Isaac~
Bona: DUN DUNNA DUN
I'll be Groot too then.
sami: oh really... *uncuffs myself*
*she's hit in the face with a pie* .......... *her hair is set ablaze, and the pie falls to reveal her violet eyes are now red* That little...!
*Confused, she goes back to texting on her phone with music playing into her earbuds.*

OOC: If anyone cares, the song would by Club=Majesty by nyanyannya.
Whoa Yang calm down!!!
H. Bona: *in the minds* Come on, plots not that bad!
Bona: Well I would a name you don't find often, or a name that really hasn't been used at all.
*Kuu walks in with a yawn before sitting down at a nearby booth. Soon he notices Groot and waves at him*

Oh, its that plant guy... H... Hi Groot peaceful here, isn't it?
@Kuudere

I am Groot.
Groot Cena
Bona: *his eye begins to glow a rainbow, showing he is really mad* Why are you here sami!? Didn't wolf kill you?
you do know that the moment we find a name for our kid.. hes going to come to the past right...

sami: *spins around on the table*
*she sighs, her hair going out and her eyes returning to violet* Right... *she wipes some pie off her face* .....I'm still gonna hold a grudge against Sami, though...
I told you Sami! GET YOU ASS MOVING NOW!!!

*strikes gim him with his rifle and forces him to move*
Good stay calm...
Bona: Well it can't be that bad. Dahlia and reapers kids are nice, and jokers and migrants kid is now a good friend of mine.
sami: *doges and doses not move* your not going to make me move... STOP!... hammer time!
*Kuu yawns and looks over at Spectre*

Hey. Why are you being so mean to that other guy? If you keep doing stuff like that you'll scare away all the people that come here for coffee and stuff.. I..... I know you're scaring me a little.
Technology is really cool. I never had headphones or a phone before though.
Sorry about that, Isaac... *she chuckles nervously*
No problem Yang *smiles*
Bona: Answer. My. Hecking. Question.
sami: nope! *uses a portal to leave*
@AkariSuzumoto
Yeah, it is.
*She looks at the time on her phone.*
Jeez, time flies. I gotta go sleep! Bye!
*Walks out of the cafe, messily placing her earbuds and phone in her pocket.*
*five Spentsnaz soldiers barges in aiming their rifles at Sami along with Spectre*

One more time before we blow your FUCKING HEAD OFF! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!
Bye headphone girl. *Waves*
*Kuu yawns and takes out his video game, beginning his focus on it*

S... See? You already scared him off. Jerk.
*sami was already gone*

*...*
*Bona begins to calm down*
Bona: I really hate that guy. Anyways, any name suggestions guys?
*she smiles back at Isaac*
*breaks out in a violent rage and breaks the closest table with his rifle yelling out incoherent yelling and the the five Spetsnaz backs up scared*
I am Groot.
I am Groot
Bona: Spec, chill.
I am Groot
I am Groot
Bona: are you sure about that?
Yeah. mister branch guy said so earlier. He said "we are Groot". So now I am Groot too.
Bona: Oh. OK.
OOC: spectre (kylo) and the spetsnaz (storm troopers)
I am Groot.
Bona: But yeah, anyone have any suggestions for the kid?
Everyone is Groot
*is thinking*
We're all Groot now
Something that fits him Bona. Like Dona or something....
I wouldn't know anything about that Bona-san
*Kuu waves his hand excitedly*

Oh... OH. The kid could be Groot. We are Groot after all
We are Groot.
Bona: Maybe.
We are Groot.
Huh... Can I give a name suggestion or two?
Ooc: insert legion joke here
Bona: Sure yang!
Ribbit.
We are Groot
Okay, so.... How about Akaghi, or Masamune? Or Nalkul or Viktor?
Ribbit?
Bona: I like Akaghi. What about you hon? *he hugs naho *
Akaghi doesn't sounds so bad.
*takes out his radio and turns it on*

I WANT A MANDATORY MANHUNT ON SAMI!! 400,000K BOUNTY ON WHO EVER SHOOTS THE FUCKER FIRST!!!

*violently throws the radio to the ground breaking it*

If this what his way of getting me despair side then he did but MINE IS TO CHOKE THE BASTARD WITH HIS INTESTINES!!!
*is asleep*
*Is Groot*
I am Groot, nyu.
Oh my sweet baby Jesus, Spectre. Chill...
Ribbit!
I remember a far more powerful frog....
Bona: Heh, she gets tired so much. *lays her on a booth chair and gives her a blanket and a kiss*
*smiles* Aww, you two are so cute together, Bona~!
@Migrant

Ribbit?
*takes off his helmet in frustration to show his hair acting like fire*

I WANT THAT SAMI BITCH DEAD!!!

*walks out transforming his right robo limb into a minigun*
*in our mind*

despair naho: hey hope bona want to know something funny
Let's change the world, nyu.

Frogger, you're with me nyu.
H. Bona: *in the minds* Sure, what is it?
*watches as Spectre leaves* ...wow. That's a thing. And I thought I had a bad temper...
Cleanse yourself of thy edge and follow me to world domination, nyu.
*in our minds*

despair naho: naho has a friend called despair.. thats his real name
H. Bona: *in the minds* Huh. Interesting.
*Kuu looks at Broccoli quizzically*
N... Nyu? What's a Nyu? Is it like that thing kitties do?
*bona notice a note on the table*
*explosions and gunfire can be heard feom afar*

I WILL TURN THIS DAMN PLANET INTO ASHES IF I HAVE TO!!!
Nyu is nyu, nyu.

Follow me, nyu. There is no suffering in Broccoli, nyu.
Nyu is nyu, nyu.

Follow me, nyu. There is no suffering in Broccoli, nyu.
*suddenly, the entrance is flooded in fangirls. Is there a celebrity here? Yes there is! Mettaton and Alphys walk through the door*
Mettaton: My my, this cafe is absolutely glamourus!
Alphys: I-its supposed to have both a Japanese and French base!
Anyways *she lays down in a booth, curling up in a blanket* Goodnight.. *she yawns* See you all tomorrow.... ...zzz....zz.... *she fell asleep...*
Ribbit...
Bona: Huh? A note? *picks it up and reads it*
@Unit_Spectre
This planet is mine to conquer, nyu.

I will consume nyu.
......*her slumber was short-lived.... She looks at Mettaton* ........a robot...?
*mettaton notices people*
Mettaton: HELLO BEAUTIES AND GENTLE-BEAUTIES!
*the note says "sami has a palace, i found this out some time ago. he thinks this world as his world"*
Gah! *she falls out of her booth* Ow!
M: I am the absolutely glamourus mettaton! As seen on TV!
*is still asleep*
*Kuu yawns and looks down at his game*
Oh great.... Its getting loud again.
What?
Bona: Sami has a palace huh. Well, how about we take out that palace.
*little dose bona know.. sami made that note..*
*she sits up, rubbing her head* Ouch...! *she stares at Mettaton* ....?
I'll use my homing bullets, nyu.
sanoba: *enters to see mettaton and Alphys*
M:...
A: I-i think they don't know who you are, mettaton. H-humans don't watch alot of monster TV.
OOC: oh no
OOC: sami... wants this to end... he feels like hes not in control...
Ooc: oh boy
*she stands up, approaching Mettaton and Alphys* W-Welcome to LeBlanc.. How can I be of service?
M:*notices yang* Say, beauty, have you recognized me?
A: I-i would like to try the coffee please! I've heard it's very delicious!
Back off Robot she's taken!
sanoba; *Sigh and thinks "well now their here.. i wounder how frisk is"*
A: *notices sanoba* O-oh! Are you a fellow scientist?
sanoba: oh yes i am.. im also a robot
Everyone is in my harem, nyu. Don't worry, nyu.
What's a harem? I've never heard of those. Can I have one?
M: Oh my! I see you are much like both of us!
A: Yay! I've wanted to see another scientist like me! My name is alphys! Maybe we could work together on something!
Yes, nyu.

All of your hearts desires, nyu.
I am not in your harem.
sanoba: nice to meet you alphys and maybe we can... im also from the future
You are, nyu. You just don't know it yet, nyu.
Bona: Me neither. I barely know you.
Time travel is an intergalactic crime, nyu.
I'm sure I saw you a few times on TV... Mettaton, right? *she smiles at Alphys, bowing* And of course, miss! Coming right up! *she hurries behind the counter, brewing a cup of coffee for Alphys*
I'm your future overlord, nyu.
I am not!
A: Th-The future!? Wow, that's amazing! What is it like in your world?
M: Umm, hello, you forgot to introduce me!
A: And that is mettaton, one of my greatest creations.
M: Oh you.
Oh, so I can have a harem, and can go ANYWHERE? AWESOME. Um... But.... How exactly do I do all this? And what is a harem anyways?
A: Thank you miss! Wow, the people here are really nice!
M: Oh of course you know me, I'm famous!
It's your protagonist strength, nyu.
Intergalactic crime? Well, I guess my family does tend to laugh in the face of authority....
*facepalms at Kuu* You are to little for this....
sanoba: *sigh* nice to meet you mettaton.. and in my universe.. its the worst universe you would want to be.. despair has took control over that universe and people are trying to bring hope back to the people...
A: Despair? What is that? I've never seen a disease like that!
*she hands Alphys her coffee* Here you are, ma'am. *looks at Mettaton, unconsciously messing with her robo-arm* Well, it's a pleasure to meet a celebrity other than Pyrrha or Weiss!
This sounds like a chuunibyo fantasy, nyu.
A: Thank you! *drinks the coffee* Wow, I was right! This coffee is amazing!
M: Oh of course dear, it's a pleasure.
A: *notices Yangs robo arm* Oh my asgore! Are you OK?
*Kuu puffs out his cheeks at Isaac*
H... Hey!! I'm not that young. I can totally be responsible and stuff. D... Don't treat me like some little kid.
A: Oh gosh, I gotta go. Nice meeting you all! *her and mettaton leave*
You are too young for a harem...
Oh, I'm fine. *she lets out a nervous chuckle* Just a past injury. *she bends her arm and clenches her fist* It's not a big difference, and I'm still able to fight with it.
(Okay, nvm then .-.)
sanoba: despair is normal but in my universes they had alot of despair which made them go crazy.. the person who started this was junko enoshima.. but soon after some years hope was brought back but now despair back... it not good back their until hope is back to the world and everything will be normal
*wakes up*
Bona: Oh, sweetie, your awake!
I... I'm old enough for anything you can do. I'm sure. This "harem" thing can't be as big of a deal as you keep making it out to be.
The only hope for the universe is to worship me, nyu.
.. yeah.. *covers myself even more with the blanket you gave me*

sanoba: *leaves*
*she lays down in a booth and curls up in a blanket* I'm gonna catch some rest... *she yawns* Goodnight... zzzz.....zzz.... *she fell asleep...*
There is nothing wrong about being a kid. You don't want to grow up fast
Ooc: sorry. Yes I made the account. I was using my tablet and phone. I had to put my tablet down.
There is nothing wrong about being a kid. You don't want to grow up fast
*bona goes and sits next to her and hugs her*
*hugs back and kisses your check*
OOC: check xd
*Kuu leans forward and lays his head on his arm, with a pouty expression*

But people like to look down on me for being a kid... Like just a moment ago, you said I couldn't have stuff just because I'm young. Besides, being a kid's kinda boring anyways.
*also kisses her cheek*
Bona: So yang gave some name suggestions, and I really like one. How about we name the little Akaghi?
Being kid is the most fun thing... you don't have to go work.... you can enjoy life more...
*Enters through a portal, hugging both Bona and Naho*

What a great day, yes? *smirks*
thats a great name
Bona: Hey Lucy! I have a new member for the harem, if ya want!
Ara? I'm always in the expansion business. *Giggles*
OOC: lucifer came out of no where like john cena
Bona: So Akaghi it is?
Bona: Well this is naho! She's always wanted to join a harem!
yep... *thinks "i still hope i dont need to wear a harem outfit"*
Well yeah.... I guess. people don't really expect much. But I'm not allowed to do as much either. Like the other day I tried to go to a movie and was asked "where's your parent?" Then there's this Yen stuff I think adults are hiding from me.
Look Kuu don't care about what others think....Just do what you love *gives him 15000 yen* A little gift.
Hmmm...

*Looks Naho up and down*

...This one is interesting. You're quite the time bomb, are you? *smirks*

Well, you can play with me, no matter how limited your time may be.
*blushes.. and thinks "oh god..."*
*Kuu grins as he accepts the money*

So you're saying I can have a harem then? I mean, you did say I shouldn't care about what adults think.
Well i can't tell you what to do i'm not your father... Just do it if you want...
Now, about that harem outfit...

*Snaps her fingers, replacing Naho's clothes with a bikini*

That will do. *Smirks*
And it's your responsibility don't forget...
*thinks ".. i... i love it... i want to wear this harem outfit forever... oh great why im i thinking like this"*
*Kuu giggles a little and looks back at his game*
I don't really listen to my dad much either. Mostly just stay out of his way. He'd probably be mad if he knew I was over here, but well, you can keep it a secret, right?
*uses telepathy to reach naho* Are you crazy or what?
I'm glad you like it, pet. *Giggles*
I keep your secret don't worry.....
*thinks "crazy is naby's thing.... and maybe some jewelry will look good on me..."*
Bona: *in their minds* You look good in a bikini! And what happened to the necklace I have you?
Ooc: gave not have
*in our minds*

i dont know..
Bona: *in their minds* Well here's another! *suddenly, a sapphire necklace is on naho* there ya go!
*in our mind*

i still want more jewelry... i dont know what is making me want jewlery
*Kuu giggles again and returns his focus to his game*

I knew I could trust you white-haired guy. You seemed pretty nice.
Bona: *in minds* Isn't that what girls do? Anyways, I got ya! *diamond studded earrings and emerald watches appear on naho as well*
Good luck *leaves*
If I'm not being included in a conversation, expect me to find a way in, loves.
Bona: Oh, sorry Lucy! We just kinda talk in our minds sometimes.
*in my mind*

thanks... im still trying not to ask you for more.
Bona: *in our minds* It's OK, I understand.
*out of minds*
She's a little cutie right? Like Morgana!
sorry lucifer....

*now lucifer can go to my mind*
The best words are words spoken, I feel. *Smirks*
Bona: It's just something we kinda do. *pats nahos head*
*smiles*
*Kuu looks between Bona and Naho*

So.... You two were staring at each other for a while there... Is there anything going on?
we were talking to each other in our minds
Bona: Oh, we were just talking in our minds kuu.
*hugs lucifer*
*hugs naho and lucifer*
OH, so its one of those weird thingies like in a book. Where you can read what a character is thinking so you get some kinda reference thing.
*Kuu's eyes light up in realization*
OH, ITS EXACTLY LIKE THAT. You're reading each other like a book. Literally.
*Spawns a tentacle and wraps everyone in a hug with it*

Now aren't we a happy family? *smirks*
Bona: Well, pretty much.
Oh course! All we need is Morgana and it's complete!
Ooc: of not oh
yep *smiles and likes the feeling the tentacle on me*
*Kuu is surprised by the sudden hug, but doesn't seem bothered*
D... Do you always hold people this tight?
*Looks at the tentacles*

Happy is one way to say it. Not the way I'd pick, but...
I do. It's nice that chaos has brought us together.

And do you want some extra love so you feel better, Miggy-chan? *smirks*
Love from Lucifer is not what I'd like, honestly.

Though if you could maybe go deal with some of the other problems around here that'd be great.
Come on mig, it's not that bad.
*uses a rope to make migrant. get over here!*
*Kuu stubbornly hugs Lucifer*
H.... Hey. I want some extra love. Why don't you give me any?
*Kuu then looks at Migrant, smiling*
You should try being more cool, like me. Its a lot easier if you don't worry about the other stuff as much.
I mean tentacles in a coffee shop may be your thing, but I'm actually engaged.

And not interested.
In fact, it's pretty comfy! I wouldn't mind staying like this!
*Blinks at Kuu*

Like you? I mean... you're a pretty special kind of person. I mean you can exist anywhere there's envy, can't you?

Waiiiiittttt, you're trying to make me envious.
*in my mind*

hey despair naho. one of these want to fight

despair naho: yeah
@Migrant
Aw, but Morgana and I are betrothed as well... We just have an open understanding...

@Kuudere
*Licks his ear*

Good enough? *giggles*
*Kuu blushes a little as he responds*

I.... I'm really nothing that special. But well, that's.... Not really existing. At least, I don't get to have a body and enjoy all this cool stuff when its like that. That's why I'm so grateful to you people.
*Kuu blushes even harder as he looks at Lucifer*
Oh.... Um.... T... That's.... Odd... W... What's that for?
Aww Kuu.... but how can you be so happy knowing that there's all kinds of people that want to make this place no longer exist? I mean Izanami is still gone, Nyarlathotep's infection is still spreading, and Succoth is still Succoth.

Not to mention I still dont' know anything about where I came from...
Yeah, mig, you gotta open yourself up a bit!
*keeps hugging lucifer*
*Kuu grins at Migrant*
Don't need to worry about dad, and besides, soon enough Labcoat guy's thing'll be done and I can just go to his home.
You know, he said I could bring people with me. And you're really good at this singing thing too. I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you came along.
*also hugs the 2 more*
*also hugs the 2 more*
Ooc: effing double posts
*walks into LeBlanc, notices all the commotion, and heelies away*
@Kuudere
Just some extra love.

@Naho
*hugs her and braids her hair* Hmhm.
*keeps hugging lucifer*
Leave? I don't think I could possibly leave....

I mean Joker's here. And all my friends. Not to mention I just bought a whole place out in Twilight Town.

I don't think I could really get by anywhere else... *sighs deeply and long* I wish all the troubles here could just vanish...
*Kuu briefly looks at Shino*
Oh hey blu-
and they're gone. awww. I didn't get to meet her.
*yawns* I'm getting tired. I think I'll just rest here. Goodnight everyone especially you two. *bona soon falls asleep.*
*Kuu looks at Mig quizzically*
What troubles? I mean, I know my dad can be mean, but he doesn't really do much. At least, I haven't really had any problems recently. Sure, some things are kinda scary, but they're often exciting too. I think you worry too much.
*Thinks "lucifer is the best"*
*heelies back in*
I forgot that this is the only place that serves tea until I finish the adjustments at Moonlight.
*a taller and older version of Spectre and a tank of the size of his fist enters in*

Future Spectre: Is Sami here?
I mean your dad turned a Goddess evil and killed someone I knew, so he's kinda a threat now...

And as for worrying too much, I think you guys worry too little... there's a happy future coming, but right now is anything but. This is the midnight...
*Kuu shrugs and looks back at his game*
So what pretty-lady? Maybe things are bad right now, but well, I don't think worrying about my dad all the time helps matters. I... I used to be too scared to speak with you people. I was worried about what he'd think. Turns out it doesn't really matter.

*Kuu then looks up to wave at Shino*
Hey blue-haired lady. A... Are you new here?
*nods at Kuu's question*
I'm semi-new anyway.
.... Well maybe not him, but there's still the whole matter of that infection....

And Izanami's kidnapping....

I wish I could turn this off but sometimes it's like there's something inside of me demanding I keep worrying about the Nexus' safety.
*keeps hugging lucifer*
*Kuu walks over to Mig, trying to look angry*
It doesn't matter. Who cares if there are all these people doing mean things? I.... It doesn't have to hurt you. Why don't you focus on your singing instead? I find that's often a good thing to practice.
Singing?

*Yes, singing. That thing that people who aren't obsessed with saving the world do.*

Like some.... normal person? Like everyone out there? *points out the door*
*sees Naho and walks up to he with him looking down at her*

Future Spectre: I said do you know where Sami is?!!
*Kuu, scratches his head*
Well, I dunno if everyone sings, and a lot of them don't focus on that much, but yeah. There are a lot of fun people out there who sing. Even though they're not that good at it, it still makes people smile. And isn't that the best part?
But isn't keeping those smiles around the most important part....?

*looks over at the stairs to the attic for a moment and sighs*

*Mutters* No, I shouldn't ask Joker about that.... she'd only get stressed...
*Kuu gets frustrated and slaps Mig*

And how are they supposed to keep smiling if you're being grumpy all the time? You should try.... I dunno. I guess just enjoying time with them, maybe performing. I.... I guess you should help out, but not if its making you sad.
*shakes my head in a no*
What.....? *rubs her face at the slap by Kuu of all people*

How.... Why slap me? I'm only doing what's coming from deeper than my heart!

It says destroy that, I destroy that!
*Kuu stamps his foot in protest*

Because you're being a meanie. Try doing what you want in a way that doesn't make people around you sad. T.... That's what labcoat-guy taught me.
Sad? What I'm doing shouldn't make anyone sad. What I'm doing is making everyone happy!

How can anyone be happy if the Nexus is gone?!

Do you know how many things are trying to kill us right now?

*her eyes you could swear flashed a concerning red*

Too many....
Hoo boy... Things are getting tense...