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(knight) sami: *looks at dahlia*
OOC: new
OOC: damn i'm late
Ooc: I'm late too. I have failed.
Byakko: Hibki has his demon summoning app. I'm kinda useless since all my skills are ice or physical anyways.
*he walks in sleepy*

Hey guys.
B: Oh. Right. And hey spec.
*looks back at knight sami and flinches again... before calming down from being patted* ha... that feels goo~d...
Sam
*Sam and Gin seem to have switched places when no-one was paying attention*
Hey everyone.
Are you okay Mom? You only say this when you and dad in the room *laughs*
Im fine... but... *looks back at knight sami with a scared look*
Byakko: when you need ice in your cat, I'm up to severe level spells now! I'm not entirely uselesss, just situational. *She still looks kinda down*
*floats in, looking like she just got hit by a train...well, her clothes at least look it* hey guys...*takes a seat*
Sorry about that joke *laughs*
*walks up to the knight and looks into the eye slits*

Is this some kind of sick joke?
what happen to you star
Well, I'm gonna get going. See you all tomorrow. *she leaves LeBlanc*
*bonas eye begins to glow a brighter green than usual*
B: *telepathically to issac* Hey, do ya know if Akaghi has a right and/or left eye like my right eye?
Uh star? You OK?
Weapon of universe cutting...was used...at least no one died... permanently...
*telepathically to Bona* What do you mean?
B: Hey, your not situational bya! Plus, hib seems to really care about you.
Sam
Gin and Star had a spar. My lab is a wreck due to destroyed readers.
B: *telepathically to Issac* You know how my right eye can turn green and catch a bit on fire sometimes? Something like that.
Ooc: them bars tho
Eh... no use worrying about it... im gonna call it a day... g'night guys.
*telepathically to Bona* Yeah he sometimes does that.
Good night mom!
Ahhhhh... everything hurts...not even health potions work...
Byakko: You're right! However I am useless on nuke day. *She shivers at the thought of her weakness*
Sam
*Hands star a healing crystal*
This worked on Spectre. Try it.
B: Lemme try. I had UT me teach me how to heal without moves like Dia and such. *heals star of her wounds*
*lifts up the face plate and reveals Sami*

Don't think that dumbass disguise is going to fool me. Meet me in my base unarmed and no ace in your sleeves. Fill those credential and we get a chat.

*slams down the faceplate and walks off*
*tries it and it doesn't work* yup, I was expecting this. This is another reason why I don't use the weapon... only time can heal this pain, and don't even try time magic. It doesn't work.
*pours some coffee*
Byakko: So, should we make sure Leblanc can survive what is probaly going to be a major windstorm tomorrow?
*takes a sip*
Sam
I'll have a wind shield up by tomorrow morning. Don't worry.
*hugs naho*
*hugs bona*
*looks at Bona* Are you still in that harem?
Sam
Correction: Cult.
Shut up Sam. And yes Issac.
Byakko: That's a good idea Sam. I'm telling you though. There's no way this many demons are showing up without help here. It's worse than Hibki's world at times.
I see...
Sato: *Walks in*
Sam
Hmm... The source of demons in Hibki's world is a demon summoning device, correct?
*suddenly a figure who looks like Bona and Naho walks in*
???: So, this is the place. Hi everyone?
Byakko: No, it's because angry gods let demons go. I believe you're thinking of the Tokyo lockdown.
*The figure sits down*
???: One hot cocoa please!
... *thinks "..."*
Sam
Ah, that's right. Babel was the lockdown. Well, my theory that it was another device may be entirely wrong then. Shame.
B: *in their minds* What ya thinking naho? *
Demons...?
*thinks "talk to that person who looks like us"*
B: *in their minds* K. *speaking* Hey, new guy. What's you're name?
???: Oh, my names Akaghi.
B: AKAGHI!?
whats your mom and dad's name akaghi
Byakko: Bona, what's wrong it's just a name.
Akaghi: Oh, their names are Bona and Naho.
B: S-son?
Sam
Let me guess...
*Sam holds his claw back*
*takes a sip
Another time traveler..
Byakko: Why is everyone's future children waking in? Is this take your kid to the past day or something?
yep its him
I came here for a reason Bya
A: *notices that Bona and naho are right there* Mom? Dad?
Sam
This is why I'm never getting married. Also...
Rose: Ahem.
Sam: N-never mind.
...time space is fucked, apparently. Oh well, guess I better fix it...after I heal up...
*thinks "yep its him"*

*in the minds*

despair naho: ok lets see if he has a despair, hope or both sides in him
A: *hugs Bona and Naho* So this is the past huh.
*looks at his watch*
Star you better fix this.
H. B: *in the minds* Alright. *now Akaghi is able to go into their minds*
yep...

naby: *enters* hey im from the past.. the wild west past
A: Issac? You're here too?
Sam
I wonder who keeps sending these kids back in time?
Rose: Watch it be you.
Sam: If it is, I will make a time machine and go smack my future self.
Yeah i traveled to the past with this *shows him the watch*
I'll lend you mine so you can smack yourself. And I will...when I heal up.
Umm since they came back in time it's very possible something changed and a different sperm cell got to a different egg. It seems this place says "Fuck you!" To the butterfly effect.
B: I can't believe it....
Hope Akaghi: * in the minds* So, he met his parents.
Despair Akgahi: *in the minds* Yep.
Sam
For my sanity, please say I didn't send you kids back in time.
*looks at Sam* No i have my own time machine....
H. B: *in the minds* Well that answers our question*
Wait...if people are traveling back in time...then this must be an incident! I, Star Sakura, will end this incident like a badass! With huge lasers and a tea party afterwards! Now, all I need to do is find the one who started this and kick the everliving shit out of them! But where and who are they? Hmm...well, nothing like beating people senseless to learn clues on who's doing this shit!
Sam
Good. I don't grow to be that stupid. Wait, you didn't steal that from future me, did you?
Byakko: If the kids go back in time, then the reason for them going back in time never occurs, then they dont go back in time so the event happens so they go back in time? My head hurts. This doesn't make sense.
*in ours mind*

despair naho: yep he has both sides
No i made it myself Sam....
A: I made my own time machine.
*Enters via a portal*

Good day my lovelies.
Wait you have one too?!
Hello Lucifer.
*Byakko turns to the newcomer* Welcome, how are you today?
What is with everyone and time machines!? Hell, even I'm from the future, and I did it first, damnit!
B: Hey Lucy! *runs and hugs her*
*hugs lucifer*
Sam
So many people making time machines. I'm going to make one.
Rose: Roman wil break it
Sam: I will make a time machine with a shield generator. Onwards.
*Sam leaves to make a time machine.*
A: I actually based my design on yours, star! Since my dad knows you and he gained alot of ideas from you, I asked you to help me with a time machine.
*Hibki wakes up* Ahh watch out for the pink bunnies! Um ignore that please.

Byakko: I'm not letting you live that one down.

Hibki: Dammit.
Good luck Sam....
Wait... you're time machine wouldn't happen to be made out of kitchen appliances, would it?
A: No. I couldn't find a toaster and a blender, so I made one out of a broken game cube.
@BonafideMonafide04 @Naho
Good day, my harem. *Giggles and tentacle hugs them*

@Isaac
Hmm? Who's this snowball?
Sam
*Sam;s voice comes from his com syste*
Also, hey look. A cult is gathering in Lebl-
*The sound of Sam being hit be something hard is heard
Oww!!! uncalled for!
Rose: What did we say about confusing cults and Harems?
Sam: Crap.
Snowball?
B: It's still so comfy!
*smiles and keeps hugging lucifer*
Umm, I'm still dreaming right? Cause I'm sure I just saw tentacles.

Byakko: I don't know Hib, are there punk bunnies outside?

Hibki: Shut up Bya.
Oh...well than...neat...but to be honest, time machines are normally impossible to make. Hell, I got lucky with mine. The energy and programing it would take to make one would take three scientists about fifty years if they knew what they were doing. I made mine with the power of bullshit, so that's how I was able to come here, the past, from the future. Therefore, someone is obviously messing with time to make time travel easier.
@Isaac
Your head looks like a snowball. Therefore that's your name. *Smirks*
And you look hot *takes a sip and reads a newspaper*
Lucy and Bona are here!! super AWESOME~! *he glomps Lucy and purrs~*
Hibki: It's a dream, it's a dream.

Byakko: I'm not sure, the pink bunnies aren't here.

Hibki: bring that up one more time, I dare you.
B: Morgana! *turns into a girl using gender ray*
Sam
So cult leader Lucifer. What's you plan for world dom- Oww!!! Damn it Rose!!!
*Rose is whistling innocently in the background*
*keeps hugging lucifer*

*in our minds*

despair naho: ...
H. B: *in our minds* What's wrong?
Ooc: also rq hope bona is still a dude
B: *picks up Morgana to have him join the hug*
Cult. *laughs*
*he purrs and hugs Bona~* Hi!! how you doin good lookin~?
*Hibki yawns cuddling up to Byakko falling asleep*

Byakko: This is great, now I'm a living pillow for him.
B: Nothing much cutie! *she winks*
@--Morgana--
If it isn't my beautiful Morgana. *Picks him up and licks him* Hmhm... Just remember, in all this harem, I'm your priority...

@Sam
I don't mean to dominate the world, only free it from its chains.

...Sadly, there's too many Wild Cards here...
*Byakko looks at Hibki thoughtfully before falling asleep herself*
Looks like i'm in the middle of the cult meeting Bye *runs out*
Sam
... Wait, I was right?
Rose: I'm just as surprised as you are.
Both: And we're out.
*The com system goes silent*
*thinks "i wounder if morgana knows im in the harem"*
*Mettaton and Alphys walk in*
M: Alphys, why are we back here?
A: I never got to try the curry!
A: Hello? Is anyone serving? I wanna try the curry here!
Of course Lucy!! Im your certified bonafide stud betrothed~ I love and will follow you to the end.. *he cuddles Lucy and purrs~*
A: I-i don't think anyone is serving mettaton.
M: Oh really? What gave you that idea?
A: Shut it or you lose body entry for a month.
B: Heh, they're cute. *nuzzles naho*
B: Naho? You OK?
@Mettataton
Oh? Aren't you a little famous for small city joints? *Smirks*

@--Morgana--
Good. And of course, you are my priority... *Kisses him and giggles* But don't neglect your admirerers, dear.
Take cover! *jumps in the window*
M: Oh, have you recognized me darling? *he poses dramatically*
M: And I'm mainly here because she dragged me here.
A: Hi! You're really pretty miss!
I wont!! *he kisses Lucy and then blows a kiss at Bona~*
*whispers* She's not *jumps out*
B: Oh, you're such a card! *blows a kiss back*
@Mettataton
Indeed I do. Metaton, famous performer in another world. You made quite a name for yourself... Well, except in timelines you died in. *Giggles*

@--Morgana--
Let's bring them in, shall we? *spawns tentacles to pull Naho and Bona into a group hug*

Aren't we a happy family? *smirks*
B: Of course!
M: Oh yes, I've heard of those timelines. it's a shame that those worlds lost such a fabulous idol like me!
A: Woah, those are some really realistic tentacles! They look exactly like the ones on a real octopus!
If were family.. Thats kindaaa.. incestous..... o-oh well!!
*The boy in his wheelchair comes back to Leblanc, this time with company. A girl and...a boy that looks like a girl.*
Amato: So this is where you always go at night, huh?
Asahi: ...This place looks...nice.
Asena: Yeah yeah, now have fun, I'll just watch.
B: But does it really matter Morgana?
@--Morgana--
Human morals don't apply to me, you know that. Or to you, for that matter... *Smirks*

@Mettaton
*Smirks at Alphys dangerously* A lot of me is real... Wanna see?
A: Wait, those are real!? I thought they were holograms! I'm interested in how you do this!
Meditate upon your actions....
*The boy goes to his booth and colors in his book while the other two look for something to do.*
Amato: I'm kinda bored. I thought this place would be more...active...oh well, I expected this from Leblanc.
Asahi: ...There's a group over there...you can join them if you want...
Amato: Really? Without you? Besides...I'm bad at meeting new people.
You see... I'm a demon lord. I can do many things... You might say I'm similar to the one you call "Asgore". Though he's nothing compared to me. *Smirks*
*PK then enters the cafe, tripping on a chair before speaking

Woah! I don't remember the cafe being this crowded! Hello everyone!
A: I can see that! Even if Asgore absorbed the 6 human souls, I doubt he could do anything that cool!
Well you gotta point Lucy, Bona.. also I dont think that person knows what your trying to do
*Asena tugs @Pancake_Knight's sleeve.*
"Hello mister. Can you teach my siblings how to interact with other people besides themselves?"
A: Huh? What do you mean?
She was flirting..
I would glady attempt to help anyone! How may I be of help!
*All of a sudden, Alphys' face turns really red*
A: W-what!?
B: *boops naho* Naho? You OK?
@Pancake_Knight "Like I said, you can teach both of my older siblings to interact to other people. They're over there talking to themselves in the corner. Also, one of them's a boy despite looking like a girl."
I shall give it a valiant effort!

*PK then walks up to the siblings and speaks proudly

Hello there! I am Pancake_Knight! Nice to meet you! Your sibling asked me to assist in a problem!

*PK then bows while speaking
A: Uh, I gotta go do something. Bye everyone!
Yeah Lucy likes doing that~ also I hope that wasnt at me!! Im a bonafide stud from head to toe!!
Bye!! and is that Akechi..?
@Pancake_Knight *Amato gets scared from Pancake_Knight's sudden appearance and Asahi walks to the boy's bathroom.*
Amato: "O-oh, ummm...he really did that did he...Thanks?" she muttered to herself. "Anyways, oh valiant Pancake Knight, what has my faithful brother request you to do exactly?"
Asahi: *Just watches from the boy's bathroom door.* "..."
*is fainted*
Ooc: Naho, I swear to...Naho, I'm rping just for you. Don't faint again. XD
I'm not sure! All I heard is that you needed help and I came rushing over! If there is no issue my work is done here!

*PK then turns to Mona

Oh hello there Feline! I am Pancake_Knight! At your service!

*PK then bows before continuing to speak

You may confuse me for this Akechi but I am a completely different person!
B: Heh, you like doing that at this point, huh naho? *gives her a kiss*
OOC: why would you just faint LOL

Hmmmm.. Ill buy it for now but I got my eye on you~ *staaaare*
@Pancake_Knight Asahi: *Stray saway from the bathroom door, walking like the girl he isn't.* Well, for starters, you can tell us how to be friends with someone. Like that cat you're talking to right now.
Amato: Ummm, Asahi, what if it doesn't like being called cat?
Asahi: "..."
Ooc: In case you missed it, Asahi is a trap. K?
*wakes up*
Friends huh! Well that isn't too hard! You just have to be friendly and polite! Greet somebody with a warm smile and then talk to them about things they enjoy and they will be your friend! Then again I dont have many friends myself!
B: That's how I like my naho, awake and loving! *gives naho another kiss*
@Pancake_Knight Amato: "Maybe that's why I don't have other people to talk to..."
Asahi: "...Do I have to talk more?..."
*blushes* why do i keep fainting
Nope! You just have to keep the conversation rolling! Like how your doing right now! Your a natural!
Im not a cat!! Im.. I dunno really..
B: Well even if it bothers me a bit, you're still adorable when you do it! *she smiles*
@Pancake_Knight Amato: "I'm a natural?"
Asahi: "...Apparently so..."
Asena: "Are you two done here?" He said behind the both of them.
Amato: "Oh ummm, Hello Asena. Can you make it so that the..."
Asahi: "Cat?"
Amato: "Yeah, that. Can you make it so that they join in this..."wonderful" conversation?
Asena: "What do you think I am, the find-a-friend machine? Just wait until he comes over here himself.
*blushes even more and thinks "i wounder when everyone in this room will notice im in a bikini"*
Ooc: These three aren't good at conversations but I am apparently 'the best' at keeping the conversation rolling...yay.
Ooc: Naho, how would they notice that if you didn't tell us 5 years ago?
*Kicks the door open* Who dares summon the master of glib, the deliverer of one-liners and the shogun of sarcasm?
*Asena turns his wheelchair slowly to the bacon wearing man.* "Not me obviously."
Nobody summoned this person! You might be thinking of another cafe!

Oh you never introduced yourself! What's your name!
Asena: "Great, now we got two Red Robin Hoods."
Asahi: "...Is that necessarily a bad thing?..."
*Sits down at a booth*
I'm not sure if you know but i'm kinda a big deal.
Ooc: Awww, I gtg. Reality told me so. And by reality I meant my mom...anyways, goodbye. 'Twas fun I guess.
I'm late at the party dagnabit
NO SHIT!
*thinks*
She has a narrator that tells everyone that she thinks. MIND BLOWN!
Deadpool be deadpool
*sighs*
I gotta change this profile quick
I'm DEADPOOL!
Deadpool is my waifu, nyu.
You look familiar, did I spin you like a beanie propeller and leave you in a motel room in Dubuque?
You did, nyu.

It was kinky, nyu.
my haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
*falls asleep*
I'm good for you, nyu.

Dip me in cheese, nyu
No wait do you have any idea how many STD's I could have?
No more than you had before, nyu
You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that'll serve a guy in a mask and bandolier? They won't even let me into Taco Bell!
Destroy Taco Bell, nyu. Then the other ones will fear nyu
Taco what now?
What's your blood type? Ragu?
My blood type is Heines, nyu
@.@ damn what is this wiki?
On behalf of the San Francisco chapter of Mercs against bad film sequels... I am on a mission to ventilate all killer whales in captivity, to ensure that the world will never have to suffer through "Free Willy" Four!
Hold up what did I hear you say
You're dead, nyu.

Taco Bell will become a part of my empire nyu
But how do I become a part of an empire if I'm dead
*hard rain is pouring from outside* Ayah! It's raining *door chime rings* ohh this shop has a nice smell! I smell the aroma of coffee, it will be good to have some in this cold weather. *walks around the place* Hello? Is anyone here? *Sits at one of the tables* Guess I'll wait
*takes his phone from his pockets and plays some games while waiting*
Scorched earth policy, nyu
*lays his head on the table* Hm? Hi Broccoli what a weird name...and yeah, but it's my fault for being late too so I my bad
You will remember my name soon enough, nyu
Walks in smiling broadly taking a quick look around. "Ello? Anyone here?" I whisper.
"No? Good. Leaves the surprise till later." Sets up a new sound system and disco lights and gets ready to go. "Hmmm.... Maybe one more little touch." Places a note on the new sound board saying 'Have fun and party hard!' Chuckling to myself I leave the store.
Soooo, did I miss much?
Hi guys!
*Walks in*
*yawn* hey isaac.
Hi mom.
*Bona and Akaghi wake up*
B: Hi guys.
Hello there.
A: Sup Issac.
Hey bona. And whos that? Akaghi?
A: Yep. That's me.
Nice to meet you.
A: Well, we know each other from the future, but nice too meet ya too.
*Chiho walks in, her hood off, showing cute pink cat ears.*
Hey guys.
*The silver-haired man had fallen asleep at a booth for... some reason.*
B: Hi chiho!
Hey chiho. Whats up?
The ceiling, of course. I actually wanted to see what was going on in here. I heard about time traveling happening like crazy.
A: Good one!
B: That's actually been happenening alot lately.
Really? Cool. Also, I don't think I've met you!
*She looks at Akaghi.*
A: Well, we meet in the future. Im actually his son. *he points to bona* Names Akaghi.
*pours some coffee*
*Takes a sip*
Oh, so you're one of the time travelers. Nice to meet you, I guess.
A: Yeah, I'm one of them. Nice to meet past you.
*Sigh* Yeah time travel....
Time travel's cool... Anyways, how are all ya doin'?
It can be dangerous... anyway i'm doing good *pats her head*
B: I'm good.
A: Anyways, Issac, what's up?
*You are being watched*
...
I'm fine Akaghi. So why did you came to the past?
A: Well I wanted to check out what my parents past was like. That's about it.
*She smiles at Isaac.*
Thanks. It's good you all are doing good too!
I see...
I just have to fix the past and i can go back....
*After a few minutes, he finally wakes up with a yawn* I guess I fell asleep he- Oh, there's quite a crowd now...
B: *pats chihos head*
*She blushes a little but sighs happily.*
Nya~ that's good...
A: What do ya mean Issac?
Something happened in the past.... that wasn't supposed to happen....
???: This is boring.
Cobalt: Silence.
Something happened in the past? *He pauses to yawn* What exactly is it? I'd really like to know.
*Takes a sip*
A: Yeah, me too. I might be able to help you out.
*He sighs and taps the table with his finger* That's not answering my question, Future Person.
It doesn't concern you.
A: Dude, I'm your friend. I got your back.
*He smiles, but it's less out of kindness and more out of repressed annoyance* Oh, but it does. How would you know if it would affect me or not? After all, we barely know each other.
It's about my family. And Akaghi was talking to the other guy.
???: Sounds like white hair has some information that could prove valuable. I could...
Cobalt: No
???: You didn't even hear what I was going to say
Cobalt: You're not torturing him.
???: You're no fun.
A: Oh. OK. Can I help then? Cuz my dad is pretty close to your family.
*He huffs* Oh. Well, if it doesn't have consequences that affect anyone outside of your family, then it's not my problem. But if that's not the case...
*Her cat ears twitch.*
I hear another conversation going on.
Yeah that would be great Akaghi.
A: No prob dude. My pleasure to help.
*he enters, sighing* Hello, everyone.
I tell you what's going when Dah- i mean mom is here.
B: Oh, hey snowe.
Fine, fine... *He shrugs and waves at Snowe*
???: Looks like we're waiting then. I could just torture him. It would be way easier.
Cobalt: No. Silence.
???: Tch.
Hey Bona, hey Noburu.. *he seats himself in a booth, wincing in pain* Ouch...
*"Noburu" hums and tilts his head* Did you get into a fight?
*She looks at Snowe, a little worried.*
Are you okay?
B: *pats chihos head some more*
*he smiles at Chiho and nods at Noburu* Kinda... *he shows a gash going from his right shoulder to his breastbone* I was ambushed by these fossil beasts.. I wanted to make sure I got to safety before using any magic to heal myself...
*pats chiho's head*
Water Rune... *he raises his hand, a light blue glow emanating from it* ...Kindness Drops. *the gash seems to close up, disappearing completely. No scar is left behind* There.. Much better.
*Noburu nods slowly* I see... I'd try a healing spell, but the only one Icarus has is Recarmdora. I'd be completely drained if I did that.
...But it looks like you took care of that.
*She was going to reply to Snowe, but she's attacked by head-pats. Instead, she cuddles with Isaac.*
N-Nya! T-That's good, nya!
Glad to hear it. *smiles at her*
*he laughs, patting Chiho's head a few times* It's hard to believe you aren't a Nay-Kobold!
B: Aww, that's kinda cute.
A: Oh, Issac, did lilac come for the same reason? *pats chihos head*
*Gives her more headpats*
Yes she wanted come.
"To"
Oh, anyways there are new faces since the last time I've been here. If it isn't any trouble, may I know your names?