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*sigh* im gonna go to sleep. Good night guys. *gets back under the blanket and falls asleep*
*looks around*
......
*Walks in* Hey everyone....
*she returns her Pokemon to their balls* There we go. And yo, Isaac.
How's it going Yang?
*puts the 4 back in their pokeballs*
*kisses naho again*
*blushes and hugs bona.. thinks "hey bona want to see my cuteness"*
You guys are kiss a lot *laughs*
I met two of the best Pokemon trainers ever, for one! And I thought of a better name you can use other than "John".
And what is that name?
Nikolai Arflovsky, my good sir. It's an improvement from just "John," huh?
Both: Oh yeah. We were supposed to get back by a certain time.
*in their minds* Why not, I've seen you super cute already.
Sounds good.
*she sends Isaac a thumbs up* Good to hear.
*uses super cute neko look on bona*
So how's mom? It's hard for her?
*uses equally cute if not cuter Nemo look on naho*
Ooc: neko not nemo
I dunno... She seems to be handling things well, so far from what I can tell.
Braza: Why was that again?
Irona: And when?
Both: Hmm. Can't remember
*doses it more cuter.. maybe even godlike cute*
*pours some beer* Want a drink?
*giggles and pats her head* You're such a cutie pie, nya~
No thanks, Isaac. *she offers the twins some pastries* You two want a pastry or two?
More for me *smiles*
*in my mind*

despair naho: *has fainted*

*Outside of my mind*

nya~!
Both: Thanks, Blond Lady
*The twins eat happily*
*gives her a kiss*
H. B: *in minds* Yo, despair naho, you OK?
*she smiles at them* No problem. Oh, my name's Yang, so you two don't have to keep calling me "Yellow Lady" or "Blond Lady". Okay?
*blushes and kisses back. thinks "i hope lucifer gets here"*

*in our mind*

despair naho: *is still fainted*
Both: Miss Yang. Gotcha.
*Takes a sip*
B: *telepathically to naho* I'm sure she will sweetie.
H. B: *in our minds* *boops D. Nahos tail*
*she nods, then stretches* Anyways, I'm gonna go out for a walk. See you all later or so~! *she leaves LeBlanc*
Bye!
B: Bye yang!
*thinks "I know... why do i feel like i need a better harem clothes with jewlery on them"*

*in my mind*

despair naho: *my tail grabs hope bona and hugs her*
Braza: Bye.
Irona: Wait, aren't the only other people left that cult?
*The Twins look nervously around the room*
This is so weird.....
H. B: *in our minds* GAH! *is pulled to the floor with despair naho*
B: *telepathically to naho* But you look great in this one! *he smirks*
*thinks "its just a bikini.. and i dont like it went i get cold... also i cant seen to take it off.. its like my body wont let me"*

*In my mind*

despair naho: *hugs hope bona while still begin fainted*
You guys are scared to talk in front of me? I can hear everything.
B: *telepathically to naho* Don't worry, I'll poof ya up something to wear over it! *suddenly a bag of clothes appear in naho hand*
H. B: *in minds* How are you doing that if you're fainted?
*my body throws the bag*

i still dont know why my body dose that still...

*in our mind*

despair naho:... *in my mind* i dont know
Braza: We can't
Irona: Just sitting in silence over here.
Both: Bored now.
*The twins fall back onto the floor. A portal opens under them, returning them back to where they came from*
*crosses his arms*
B: Huh. Lemme try something. *tries to hold her still using telekinises and slips on some random matching shirt and pants*
H. B: *in d. nahos and H. Bonas minds* Huh. I don't understand it.
*it is suddenly gone*

i think lucifer needs to put on the clothes on me..

*in our minds*

despair naho: *wakes up* i dont know too
B: Huh. That could be a problem then.
H. B: *in minds* Thats interesting.
*uses neko hypnosis on bona without even knowing*
*bona is suddenly entranced*
B: Nyaaaaaa....
...
can i have some jewelry

*in our minds*

despair naho: *is also entranced*
B: *suddenly a ton of jewelry is on the table* Nyaaaaaa......
H. B: *in minds* What is going on?
.. ok i feel like i just did something new.

*in our minds*

despair naho: *uses neko hypnosis on hope bona*
B: Nyaaaaaa....
H. B: *in minds* Nyaaaaaa....
*drinks more beer*
... hey bona what do you think of me?

*in our minds*

despair naho: *hands hope bona some clothes* put these on.. we must look perfect for naho.. then we must build something for her, nyaaaaaaaa....
B: You're the most beautiful woman I've seen ever, nyaaaaaa...
H. B: *in minds* Of course, nyaaaaaa........
*Starts the second bottle*
ok... act like yourself? but still be under my control?... *think "this is weird"*

B: Heheh, you're really cute and pretty, Nyaaaaaa....
Ooc: the Nyaaaaaa shows he's still under nahos control
paint my nails then after that you will be out of my control
Really... *sigh*
B: *paints her nails faster than he can say okay, nyaaaaa.....* Nyaaaaa...
*thinks "lets hope she will forgive me for hypnotizing her on accident.. well you know what i will let her do it"*
*is already done, and the nails look perfect*
B: Nyaaaaa....
okay... its perfect... *thinks "the moment of truth"*
B: Nyaaaaa....
okay.. now your out of my control...
*suddenly Bona snaps back to reality*
B: What happened? Last thing I know, I was trying to get clothes on you, then I end up here without any memory inbetween then and now.
*smiles and acts like nothing happened.. also somehow bona knows how to do the neko hypnosis*
B: Oh whatever. *intertwines their tails and gives her a kiss while gently messing with her ears*
*blushes and your wounder of what would happen if you hypnotized naho came*
*kisses naho on the lips and accidentally hipnotises her also*
*is now hypnotized*

nyaaaaaaaa....
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what did I just do?
nyaaaaaa.....
OOC: i had a profile picture for you.. but i cant post it here since its in the pictures
Did I hypnotize her? Hmm.... Lets see... Get me a hot cocoa.
Ooc: if you make a apt and put it on the PMs I can copy and paste it. Even though I've made a profile pic :P. Just haven't put it yet.
Ooc: alt not apt
OOC: I put it on the pms

*gets you hot cocoa*
Ooc: all 4 now
Ic: Huh. It worked.
nyaaaaaaa...
Yep, I definitely hypnotized her. Somehow. Uhhhh....
nyaaaaaaa... (X2)
*sees the following events as a dream and tells bona* try snapping your fingers... that usually works...
Let's see here..... How about some head pats?
*gives bona some head pats*
Nyaaaaa~
OK, that's good. *snaps his fingers and she is unhypnotized*
*faints*

*in our minds*

despair naho: ok what has happen.. why are we in this clothes.. and why are their two statues that keep saying nyaaaaa
H. B: *in minds* I don't know... I think they might have accidentally somehow hypnotized themselves.
(I dunno... is this a dream or something? Or did this really happen?)
(it really happened)
( hey, i have telepathy now... awesome! Wait, that actually happened?)
*telepathically to dahlia* Oh hey, you have telepathy now. Cool. Yeah that happened.
*in our mind*

despair naho: .. uhh hope bona are you ok?
(What the heck was that all about?
H. B: *in minds* Yeah, I'm good. Still surprised about how ya pulled me down like that when you were fainted.
B: *telepathically to Dahlia* I don't know either.
sami: *leaves*
B: Huh. Didn't realize same was here.
Ooc: sami not same
guess sami was a ninja...
*nuzzles naho* Nya~
(Maybe we got caught up in that whole mess and never saw him come in...)
*nussles back*

wolf: *Enters and sees everyone as a neko* ... uhhhhh
(Tell him its not what it looks like!)
*giggles and kisses her*
Wolf it's not what it looks like we are not cosplayimg
wolf: *Sigh then sudden im a neko* god dang it!
*telepathically to naho* uhhh did ya tell wolf thT we got married?
naho: ... *thinks "nope... my big bro dose not know.. well hes the past version but still"*
*telepathically to naho* Well then, I guess we can't kiss in front of him.
wolf: by the way naby told me you two are marryed.. and another thing the rings on your hands are the same
(I may have accidentaly slipped that you're alive while we were chasing sami... sorry, naho-chan...)
*telepathically to naho* Well never mind then.
*speaking to wolf* Yep! We're married! *hugs naho and purrs*
bona please talk now ok... and yeah were married *kisses bona on the lips*

wolf: hey bona and dahlia do you two know who junko enoshima is.. i know who it is. i am woundering if you knew
(Yeah... i know her... dont tell me...)
*blushes a little after the kiss and giggles*
And no, I haven't heard of him. Or her. Or them. I don't know.
well.. junko enoshima is a the worst person in the whole in my universe.. she made the whole world fall into despair even after her death.. then thanks to her after all of that monaca towa had put despair into naho.. so if junko enoshima was not their then this whole bad thing could have been skipped.. but i also would not have found naho and all of my friends that i have to this day... and one more thing, i hate to tell people this, i am junko's brother by blood
((wolf said all of that))
What!? You're his brother!? Wow I feel bad for ya wolf.
(Ugh... i knew it! What an unfortunate circumstance!)
wolf: yep.. life hates me.. dont tell anyone else. got it! i dont want to be hunted down in this universe like in my universe..
(Yessir! *gulp*)
*thinks "bona... i think you need to stop thinking"*
Don't worry dude. I got your back. Specially since you're kinda my step-bro now.
((i mean dahlia
Huh? What do ya mean naho?
((I KEEP FAILING!))
Ooc: k then ignore that
wolf: *sigh* and you know the worst thing is.. junko enoshima could be in this universe
(Im asleep. I cant be bothered to wake up...)
*uses a airhorn*
Oh shoot. If we change his heart, could we try to stop him from making everyone have despair?
BWAHGH! IM AWAKE IM AWAKE!
wolf: you do know junko is a girl right... and it will not work
Whoops. And really? Shoot. Well if she is here, is there any way to stop her!
wolf:.. only one way... is to kill her
Really? Well we would need to see if she is here in the first place. I'll check my NPF, or Nexus Person Finder, tommoro to see if she's here.
Can i please go back to sleep?
wolf: i dont think it will work.. she smart... *gives dahlia some coffee*
*hugs naho* Nya~
Shoot. That might not be good.
wolf: *sits down*

*hugs bona and kisses her*

wolf: at least im not a female... im going to regret that
*giggles some more* You're such a cutie~! *he kisses her back and purrs*
wolf; *sigh then faints*

*purrs* when is lucifer going to be here
I thought she would have been here by now hon. *Messes with nahos tail gently*
yea... *...*

*in our mind*

despair naho: .. thats new
So what exactly was going on earlier...
H. B: *in minds* You mean the hypnotizing thing right?
B: *kisses her on the lips*
What do ya mean dahlia?
(Yeah that... what the heck was that about?)
*in our mind*

despair naho: maybe once she went into a trace.. its weird
You know, all that meowing from earlier... what was going on?
I don't know, to be honest. It just kinda happened.
oh... hey did you know that nekos can uses hypnosis?
You both seemed dazed from what i could gather... just what exactly happened?
Yeah we somehow hypnotized each other.
You did what now?
hypnotize each other... and when we were hypnotize.. we said nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to show that we were hypnotized...
Eh... i always seemed immune to that kinda stuff... dunno why...
Huh. Weird. **messes with naho ears gently once more*
hmmm can i please try to hypnotize you dahlia.. *is blushing thanks to bona*
*boops nahos tail*
Go anead... mot sure it will work...
Ooc: ment to say "go ahead... not sure it will work..." wonky keyboard strikes again...
*blushes and uses the neko hypnosis on dahlia*
Ooc: the wonky keyboard strikes so much.
*completely unfazed by the attempt* see what i mean? Im immune for some odd reason...
*kisses naho agajn*
Hold on. My psychic powers are stronger, so it might work if I do it.
*whipsers to bona.. and says "i dont know why i kinda want to be under dahlia control"*
*uses neko hypnosis on dahlia*
*whispers to naho* What I'd she can't do that yet?
Ooc: if not I'd
... nope. No dice...
Huh. Strange.
*Sigh*
hey dahlia.. i dont know why my mind wants this but i kinda want to be under your control... i dont know why.. maybe plot
...*suddenly Bona starts saying nya a ton. He held in too many nyas.*
I told you guys im immune... kinda strange, isnt it...
*looks around*
*the nyaing stops*
Why was I just nyaing so much?
*thinks "bona please hynpotize me.. i just cant help it"*
Uhh...ok then. *uses the neko hypnosis on naho*
nyaaaaaaaa
*still unfazed even while bystanding* *sigh* well... at least i see what you're trying to do... even though im immune to it...
I wonder why she wanted me to hypnotize her...
No clue...
nyaaaaaaaaaa
Alright, let's see.... Pet my tail.
*pets bona's tail*
Nyaaa~! That feels so good~
*keeps petting*

*in my mind*

despair naho: a tail ring would look good on your tail bona
Now can ya get behind my ears?
*in the minds* Thanks despair naho.
*doses what you have said*
Nyaaaaa~! I love how this feels~
I have a feeling my immunity to hypnotism will be used for comedic effect somehow...
*keeps doing what you have told me* nya
Dunno why...
Nyaaaa~
Alright, you can stop now. *snaps her out of hypnosis.*
*faints*
*Giggles* She's always so tired. *puts a blanket over her and gives her a kiss*
Oh my...
What's wrong dahlia?
Well... im going back to sleep. G'night, bona.
wolf: *wakes up and is a female*
Uhhhh wolf? You're kinda a girl now.
wolf: *sigh* i know.. got any jewelry

OOC: fun fact.. naho used to be a male
Ooc:.....does that mean Bona is dating a trap?
Ooc: well IC bona
OOC: well no.. once naho became a girl, her whole past and future change to show the gender, she is.. so nope and i think naho forgot
Ooc: oh OK.
*gives wolf a topaz bracelet*
wolf: thanks *puts it on* i still want more.. is this how it feels like to be a girl
Yeah, I was turned into a girl once, and I wanted a bunch of make up, jewelry, etc.
wolf: oh..

*Suddenly bona is a female*
Ooc: good thing I have an alt for this!
Ic: Huh. I didn't use my gender ray.
wolf: ... wow, you look good as a female
also have you seen the new clothes i have on..
*wakes up and is alone*
*Enters*
*looks at isaac and waves*
*Waves back*
*looks around*
.....
*Sigh* not alot of people here...
*yawn* morning, naho-chan!
Yeah....
morning dahlia..

*gets up and leaves*
*Pours some coffee*
*enters with a newspaper and sits down at the booth*
.....
*begins to read the news*

*in my mind*

*is walking forwards*

past me: oh come on, come back you love begin evil!.. you did this all for monaca.. come back and bring despair back

no *keeps walking forwards*

past me: *Sigh* this is going to be hard..
*looks around the room*
.......
*sigh* how is everyone today
Ok... i guess...
I'm doing good...
*Enters* Anyone here?
Thanks Sherlock...
[Walks into the cafe with an excited grin.]

Sherlock is here! He's an amazing hero! I wish to meet him if possible!!
That's me I guess
Hey reaper.
*The door to the cafe is kicked down, clean off it's hinges. Through the doorway comes Old Man Henderson, shotgun and 40 of Scotch in tow.*

What the hell is this place? Did I take a wrong turn at the other place?
*looks at henderson*

this is the leblanc
[Ver walks over to NotIgor.]

How buff and long your nose is Sherlock. Nothing like what I've read. Mayhaps because it is impossible to put a divine image as that into words!

[He wipes a solitary tear.]

Truly splendid. I am blessed this day.
Leeblonk? What the fuck kind of name for a strip joint is that? Know what? No, I'm not dealing with this.

*With that, he pulls a bomb out of his back pocket, throws it up, and with pinpoint accuracy, shoots it midair. The resulting explosion blows the entire cafe and a few of the surrounding buildings to kingdom come*
corbin: *uses magic to rebuild everything*
Wow Leblanc getting trashed. And I didn't even do anything. God damn robots taking our jobs
*Unbeknownst to Corbin, another charge had already been set. With that, an explosion twice the size of the first erradicates the entire street.*
corbin: *Doses it again and makes sure that it dose not happen again*
[Ver pouts.]

Well that's boring.

[He puts a hand inside his coat and a click can be heard. Suddenly, a group of odd looking Abbaddons appear and begin disintegrating the entire cafe.]

Whoops~! Did I dooooooo thaaaaaaaaat~?
Oh-No watches the scene from across the street sipping from her large cup of beer. "Oh no, Leblanc was destroyed again! Nah, it's good that it did."
OOC: Cup of beer? Where the bottle at?
*his drug operation in the basement levels the city block after malfunctioning*
OOC: Ryuji in the box is cheap and didn't give be a cold one to crack
*Henderson takes a swig of the alcohol in his hand, and looks at Ver. *

I think I like you science man, you got a name?
OOC: The bastard.
Name's Ver. I'd give you my full name but even I forget it sometimes! Ahahahaha!

[Ver grins sheepishly as the Abbadons keep doing stuff and things.]
SANCTUARY!!!!!

[Ver hops onto a table and screams as loud as possible. What table? Shut up. He protected one for this very purpose. That's how this works right?]

FWAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*wakes up and somehow has no debris on him*
DANG it Leblanc was destroyed again! I promise one of these days i'm gonna find the person destroying this place.
*walks away*
[Looks around again.]

Any more stragglers? No? Alright.

SANCTUARYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
*Examines the ruins*
*sigh* why does this keep happening... im tired... im grumpy... and i just want some piece of mind for once... it seems thats just too much to ask...
Oh. Death approaches.

[Zoidbergs the eff out of there.]
*Thinks in his mind* Oh no she's pregnant!
*before walking away he notices that dahlia is grumpy and decides to pat her head*
Well... i gotta get going. Need to make sure the kids are safe... *looks at her stoumach as she says that*
*muffled eurobeat in the rubble*
*Follows Dahlia quetly making sure she's not know*
*blasts through the rubble of Leeblonk in a bus, emanating eurobeat. He duel track drifts into the heavens*
Eff you gravity! I've got important business with God!
*surfs the top of the bus into the sky while jamming a sick guitar riff*

ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
((I've been inactive for ages lol.)
"Hi guys~"
OOC: This Leblanc is closed....
*Runs in* Where is she?
*texts to reaper* im gonna be in the hospital to prepare for you-know-what. Meet you there soon.
*Writes back* I be there.
*The silver-haired man kicks at some of the rubble* A shame... I rather liked this place. Perhaps the distortions here will let me rebuild it. Or perhaps another one will open.
Sam
*Sam portals in to his regular corner before portaling the entire corner and himself out of Leblanc*
*He stares at where Sam had been for a solid three seconds* ...well that happened. I shall take my leave, then. *He turns to head into the streets*