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Funniest thing you've yelled while raging at a game
I don't have anything because most of my rage is silent but I'll think about something soon.
Can't really think of anything off the top of my head, but I'll get back to you on that.
"Suck my big fat hairy balls!" "suck my tiny small hairy balls!"
more like fear then rage
Nothing too noteworthy. My rage is silent for the most part. Although some things I've said during the Kudlak fight in DeSu:

(After Kaido dies for like the 4th time and auto-loses the fight): "Dammit Kaido!"

(After multiple repeats of the above scenario): "Kaido, do we need to talk?" *somewhat concerned that he does these suicidal actions, aka fighting demons on low health, on purpose*
"You are the scum of the earth and should rethink your entire fucking existence!"

~Reacting to every camper on any fps ever...
"Do you want to stop fisting me and shoot me already?"

-Me to those people who knife during gun game all the time
I know the feel...
"stop fucking hitting me and just pick me up god dam it" -people who hit me in friday the 13th instead of picking me up as jason
Would it be easier to recruit you if I bent over and spread my ass?

-Me to shadows in P5
"Stop jumping around you fucking slippery nig"

I hate Lucio mains to this day...
"FOR THE LOVE OF BRUNO MARS ON A ROLLER COASTER"
me to 1-5 graders while playing bomberman r
"ONE SHELL, TWO SHELL, RED SHELL, FUCK YOU!"

My friend who was there for that and I still joke about that.
"Hey me, you feel the pain of pulling these combos?"

- Me in the inside fighting doppelgängers in P4AU.
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN PANTY SHOTS, YOU FUCKING WEEB"

BlazBlue is a fun game
I was playing borderlands 2 with a friend and we were discussing how shitty gearbox software's QA team must be considering the absurd amounts of bugs and objectively stupid design decisions that made it into the game, when I suddenly clipped through solid ground into some deadly lava, killing my character instantly
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOO! Fuck! Why must gunning someone be so hard!? It's not sex, damnit!"
Me playing Splatoon and losing.