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McIgor's
Two for the price of one thicc macs!
[Rolls up in the passenger side of his best friend's ride, tryna holler at NotIgor through the drive thru speaker.]

Can I get uhhhh....3 thicc Macs. 2 with cheese. One without. And the girls happy meal toy? Boneless please!
That'll be 15.78$ please pull up to the window.
You heard the man Mom!

[With a laugh, Nastassja pulls up to the first window and hands NotIgor the cash Ver gave her.]

Is it technically legal to drive with only one eye? Never bothered to ask...oh well.
*he takes the money before returning the change*
Would you like any sauce with your order?
[Nastassja looks back at Ver.]

Uhhhh. 2 of each I guess? I use the sauce at home so it ain't going to waste.

[Nastassja grabs the change and tosses it at Ver.]

Gah! Fucking cripple bitch.
*places 2 barbecue,2 Ig-fil-a ,and 2 tears of minimum wage employees sauces in the bag before handing it over*
Have a great day!
[Nastassja grabs the bag with a nod and tosses it Ver.]

I will fucking end you. Also bye nice nose man! I'll be back! Fwahahahahaha!

[Nastassja plays Initial-D soundtrack as she Tokyo drifts out of the thread...I mean McIgors.]
*quietly hums deja vu*
oh-no walks into mcigor's and throws money onto the counter. "Give me a cold one, I need to crack it with my bois."
*gets a lukewarm one and puts it in the cold machine*
Cold machine broke
Oh-No jumps over the counter and takes the lukewarm one from the cold machine. "I'll make this a cold one myself you can keep the change" Oh-No rolls out
Quite the odd crowd today
*rolls in with the boiz*
Bona: Steve, what do ya want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up man!
Steve: I'll take a number 9, idiot.
Bob: Gimme a number 9, just like him.
Jim: Lemme get a number 6 with extra dip.
Bona: I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
*points to the closed sign*
Bomo: Well Eff.
*rolls out with tha boiz*