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Tsugumi-Chan
That's good, Rubes. *she goes behind the counter* So, Milk and cookies, sis? And soon, Bona! I just need to evolve Bronze and Bondevik.
Rom_Dolos
OOC: Appearing
STAR_PLATINUM
*Star Platinum perks up at the sound of pokemon. Excitedly, he floats over* Ora?
BonafideMonafide04
K. Since on my way here, I evolved Destroyah into an aggron!
hazama
*at this point, the banging sound has ascended beyond the realm of humans and whoever was doing the banging of head against walls is on a different plane of existence now*
Ruby_Rose
Cookies please
God-Man
*The Omnipotent God-Man blinks, and Hazama is brought back to this horrid realm of existence*
Unit_Spectre
*walks in with a box*

Heu guys!
Tsugumi-Chan
*she approaches Ruby's booth with some milk and cookies* Here ya go, sis! *she places the cookies and milk in front of her*
Unit_Spectre
*he puts the box infront of Yang and Ruby*

I got a pet today!
Rom_Dolos
Hey, Spectre! What's in the box?
Rom_Dolos
Oh, cool! Let me see!
BonafideMonafide04
B: Yo spec. *akaghi falls asleep and RoBona turns into a box that Bona puts in his pocket.*
sami
.. *looks at spectre*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she looks at the box* .....what kind of pet?
Ruby_Rose
*Eats all the cookies in a heartbeat* Thanks yang!
Unit_Spectre
*the box opens up and reveals a cat wearing a mask similar to Genji Shimada*

Genji-cat: I need feeding.

Spectre: Met my pet cat Genji.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooh, a pet!
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: IS TGAT AN EFFING GENJJI CAT REFERENCE
sami
*thinks "oh my god"*
BonafideMonafide04
Aww, he's cute!
Rom_Dolos
Holy crap, that's awesome! *chuckles and attempts to pet GenjiCat*
GenjiShimada
I am not a pet. I am... A green cyborg ninja dude.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she smiles at Ruby and kisses her head* Anything for my baby sis~! And that's quite the cat, Spec..
God-Man
*God-Man shakes his head, and looks over at the cat in dissappointment, before apologetically glancing at the real Genji*
NotIgor
*the sound of something head-shaped pounding a bus is heard in a rousing crescendo seeming to mimic the wall banging that took place earlier*
GenjiShimada
Do I look like a neko do you people? Is this a kink?
Unit_Spectre
*Spectre and his pet cat looks at the real Genji*

Uuuuhhh... I can explain...

*he gets a call from Ziegler on his robotic right arm*
sami
*sigh* the madness
GenjiShimada
*Genji huffs and takes the cat from Spectre.*

If anyone is getting a Genji cat. It should be me. He is the embodiment of my soul just like my sword.
Tsugumi-Chan
*her hat falls off, revealing her cat ears* ......okay...?
Unit_Spectre
Just you are very popular. And I bought a cat that looks like you.

*his pet cat nods*
sami
*pats yang's head*
hazama
*the head slamming starts again, continuing to get more and more painful-sounding as it continues*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she glares at Sami* Don't. I didn't give you the okay.
Unit_Spectre
Jeez Hazama... happened to you?
NotIgor
*the bus slamming continues as though paralleling the head slamming*
sami
... sorry.. i just had too...
BonafideMonafide04
...i kinda want head pats....
Rom_Dolos
That's two people about to grt amnesia.
Rom_Dolos
(Get*)
sami
*head pats bona*
God-Man
*God-Man blinks, and blesses NotIgor and Hazama with amnesia. They're going to need it*
NotIgor
*the bus slamming stops. Briefly. It continues ever louder as though no deity could ever cease its suffering*
Unit_Spectre
Now then. I like my pet cat back please?
BonafideMonafide04
*purrs* Nya~ That relives so much stress.
sami
*keeps petting bona.. also naho's soul floats into the cafe*
God-Man
*The omnipotent God-Man blinks, and Naho's soul is back in its rightful body*
sami
*nothing happens and the soul is still their*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she looks away from the soul* Bona, her souk! Her soul!!
Tsugumi-Chan
(*soul)
BonafideMonafide04
What the heck!? *grabs the soul and runs home*
BonafideMonafide04
*is back super quickly*
....wel that was weird.
Ruby_Rose
(Hey yang wanna PM chat?)
Tsugumi-Chan
(Sure), why not)
sami
*the soul came back in.. and stays their like a hard rock*
Ruby_Rose
(I'm on now)
Unit_Spectre
... seems Ganji really wants my pet cat...
BonafideMonafide04
OK why does it keep coming here!?
God-Man
*The Omnipotent God-Man raises an eyebrow and Naho's soul is within a body again, though it looks suspiciously like a certain child from Undertale*
sami
*the soul is still their since the naho and her soul and in different universes*
Ohya
Ohya rollerblades in, holding two bottles of beer.

"*hic* Yooooo! Who wants some beer?!
sami
*are not and*
Unit_Spectre
I can go for a drink.
Ohya
"Hehe, me too kid."

Ohya opens the bottles of beer and begins chugging them down.
God-Man
*The OMnipotent God-Man strains his omnipotence reaching across the cosmos to bring the Naho in question here, and puts Naho's soul into their new body, God-Man then laughs and creates a mug of beer in front of him to begin drinking*
sami
naho: .... well that just happen...
BonafideMonafide04
Naho! You're back! *runs up and hugs her*
Rom_Dolos
A literal Deus Ex Machina...
hazama
*the slamming has reached speeds never before thought possible*
sami
*naho is 7 year old now for reasons*

OOC; i think hazama has now seen the madness of the rp topics
Unit_Spectre
... uh can someone help Hazama?
BonafideMonafide04
....and you're younger......
Ohya
Ohya looks around the scene, and at Naho.

"...I'm gonna need more fuckin' beer for this shit."
sami
naho: i think frisk is freaking out right now...
hazama
N-not all of them.

Just this little plot line.

*One last slam, and the man falls over, bleeding from the head*
BonafideMonafide04
Yeah probably.... Why are you 7 all of a sudden?
NotIgor
*the slamming has achieved perpetual motion*
God-Man
*God-Man looks at the bleeding man and sheds a single tear of regret, fixing his wound and giving the man amnesia, it seems like he will need it*
Ohya
"Here, I *hic* think you need this."

Ohya pours some of her beer on Hazama.
sami
naho: i dont know... maybe thanks to the undertale universe... i have now idea
Ohya
"Oof... I feel like I've just contracted cancer."
BonafideMonafide04
OK but first, do you want me to bring you back to your normal age?
sami
naho: im good after all, im not a cyborg anymore.. *gets ontop of bona*
Broccoli
This is getting hot nyu
NotIgor
*a bus with a long-nosed man smashes into the cafe. He is severely injured and bleeding from his forehead. His semi-conscious face lay resting on the horn*
God-Man
*God-Man glances at Bona, causing him to feel a sense of unease, before bending the fabric of the space-time continuum in order to rapidly bring Naho up to fourteen years of age, he grins, apparently satisfied*
sami
naho: *is suddenly back to 7 since i the person roleplaying as her want her to be 7 years old for plot reasons*
BonafideMonafide04
Is really confused about what is happening*
God-Man
*God-Man lets out a laugh, before erasing Naho's plot-reasons from the space-time continuum. He then looks at the injured bus-driver with concern*
NotIgor
*a die in his hand falls out landing on two. The die calls out.*
"Two attending are dead. Go straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$"
BonafideMonafide04
...why are you on my back naho?
Broccoli
I'll save nyu *gives NotIgor 🅱epis*
Templar
*A heavily armored templar bares through the door unsheathing his sword*

CEASE THIS MADNESS AT ONCE!

*He slashes a table in half*
NotIgor
(Which one of y'all fuckers is gonna be the better person and sacrifice themselves)
sami
corbin: *enters and stabs the templar with a hidden blade and is also wearing assassin clothes from the assassin creed games*
BonafideMonafide04
Ummmmmmmm I'll need someone to pay for that table....
BonafideMonafide04
And naho you still haven told me why you're on my back, Nya.
God-Man
*God-Man glances at the Templar and gives a thumbs-up, as though he knows of the Templar's work, altering the fabric of space-time to prevent the templar's stabbing*
sami
naho: Because i want too!
BonafideMonafide04
OK then, I won't question ya.
Templar
*The blade goes slightly into the Templars armor just hitting the top layer of his skin just a bit*

YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME INFIDEL!?

*He swings his sword into Corbin's chest opening it up*
corbin
*keeps stabbing the templar with the hidden blade. and the god-man cant do anything to me since im from a universe that he has no control over and the logic is still with me*
BonafideMonafide04
*pats nahos head because portals*
corbin
*comes back and picks up my dead body and leaves*
NotIgor
*regains consciousness and gazes upon the hellscape surrounding him*
"I guess it's that time"
God-Man
*God-Man laughs, and calls upon his ally, God-God-Man to erase corbin's hidden blades from existence, before waving good-bye to his friend*
Jacob
*Runs in to the cafe*
BonafideMonafide04
*looks at 🅱️igor*
Boi if you destroy my cafe my gosh.
NotIgor
*having lost hope he begins preparation to self-destruct his favorite bus. Now look what you made him do. He had his first date in that bus and just paid it off. Now he's blowing it up. I hope you have some shame for your actions*
naho
*is still on bona's back*
BonafideMonafide04
*still patting nahos head, thanks portals*
Templar
I SAID CEASE!

*Slashes another table in half*

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING INFIDELS!
BonafideMonafide04
Yeah I'm gonna need you to pay for those two tables you broke....
BonafideMonafide04
Each one is about 10000 yen so....
Templar
*The Templar scoffs*

WHY WOULD I GIVE AN INFIDEL LIKE YOU MONEY? I AM HERE UNDER ORDERS TO CEASE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE.

*He shoves his sword into the floor*
Ohya
"Hahaha, this nerd still *hic* thinks money matters in the Nexus!"
naho
*gives bona 20000 yen*
BonafideMonafide04
Thanks. *pats nahos head again*
OldManHenderson
*Henderson blows the door up, and enters the cafe. He sees the bus of his good friend burning, and gets furious.*

You sons of bitches.

*He pulls several grenades out of god-knows where, and pulls the pins off of every single one of them. They all detonate, blowing the cafe to kingdom come, and blasting shrapnel all over the place, hitting everyone present. Afterwards, Henderson begins walking away, leaving no evidence he was ever there behind.*
BonafideMonafide04
*pushes some buttons on his phone and the money is gone and the tables are replaced*
naho
...
God-Man
*God-Man chuckles and the fragments directed at him fly off in random directions. However, upon seeing the destruction, he winks at the Templar and simply vanishes*
BonafideMonafide04
GOSH DANG IT!
*begins rebuilding the cafe as quickly as possible*
NotIgor
*exits the bus's hatch leaving it to detonate. A solitary tear rolls down his worn cheek*
Grammar
HAHA HAHA HA HA!
naho
*just sits down at the booth*

corbin: *uses magic to rebuild the bus that @NotIgor uses*
BonafideMonafide04
YOURE NOT HELPING GRAMMAR!
**is somehow done already and now it can't be exploded because the walls reflect fire now.*
NotIgor
*the bus detonates full force thanks to Corbin's magic. A rough estimate indicates at least five thousand pound of explosives were used*
BonafideMonafide04
*sits down next to naho and smiles*
naho
Corbin: *uses magic to block the detonates and to rebuild it and makes sure it doses not blows up*

naho: *Sigh*
NotIgor
(Sucks to suck because fire isn't sheer air pressure from the blast, nerd)
Nexus
*A booming voice echoes through the cafe*

What the heckie do you think you're doing fixing a destroyed building that fast.
There are laws of physics in this world and you're breaking them.
I'm gonna have to take you in if you keep this up.
BonafideMonafide04
*jazz hands*
Magic.
OldManHenderson
*Unbeknownst to everyone, under the cafe, Henderson was summoning a demon with a page from the Necronomicon. A great and powerful demon wraps it's massive tentacles around the cafe, and smashes it to pieces. Henderson then kills it with his shotgun, and proceeds to piss on the corpse before leaving.*

Man, I sure do love poodles.

*He says, before leaving the area once again.*
Nexus
Magic?! MAGIC?!

Even magic has rules you know! You kids these days. Why can't you be a more respectable mortal like that old man with the shotgun over there?!
OldManHenderson
*Henderson gives the "rock on" symbol with his right hand to the mysterious voice, as he hijacks a police car and proceeds to do perfect donuts in it*
naho
*Sigh* hey bona lets just make a new cafe ok..
BonafideMonafide04
OK. Fine. *he walks out of the remains*
naho
*leaves*
Nexus
You can run, but I am the core of the Nexus itself, I am always watching!

...OKAY GUYS THEY'RE GONE WHO WANTS TO HAVE A WICKED PARTY AND CHARGE THEM FOR IT LATER
Persona
Yo! The embodiment of all evil in the house!
God-Man
*God-Man suddenly appears and with a flick of his wrist drags in Bona's cafe from another reality to take form. He then walks behind the counter and begins conjuring beers*
Persona
Yo! Can I sell some of my soda here! Because I have like 50 units out back right now!
God-Man
*God-Man smiles, and nods, allowing Persona to know his acceptance*
NotIgor
CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!
*doesnt know who's chugging but seems excited anyway*
Persona
*The butterfly begins bringing in large crates of soda.*

Amrita in the house! Now let's party!
NotIgor
*buys an Amrita and balances it on his nose*
Truly the only way to enjoy Amritaâ„¢
God-Man
*God-Man waves his hand and 500 Yen appears, he gratefully pays the butterfly before taking a soda and returning to his God-Lair High Atop Mt. Zevuluss on the planet Xeq*