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NotIgor

Dogs vs cats

Cats are overrated. Koromaru is better than Morgana. Come at me nerds.

Inari

Meow

NotIgor

Not you too!

Bgammax

Dogs are needy and disgusting. Kitty master race.

NotIgor

Excuse me would a cat save your life?

Inari

Well they do have 9 lives

NotIgor

But would it waste one on you?

Bgammax

Considering that I am likely their only source of food, yes, yes they would. Cats are smart like that.

NotIgor

What's that? Cold pragmatacism over sheer affection?

LuxTenebris

All my cats act like dogs.

Inari

Well that really depends on the cat,

Bgammax

Its rationality, I happen to enjoy logic. Even though it can be kinda lame some times.

NotIgor

Koromaru is still better than morgana

Shou_Tucker

Dogs are better

Bgammax

I will agree that Koromaru is better than Morgana. I mean, Morgana isn't even a cat, and can be annoying.

NotIgor

Morgana is an effing cat

Bgammax

But cats always tell the truth, and Morgana insists they are not a cat. If they were a cat then they would have to be truthful, in which case they could not say they aren't a cat.
Checkmate Athiests.

NotIgor

That's clearly fake news. Cats suck dogs are cool barking is spookier than hissing checkmate theists

Bgammax

dogs are fake news. After all, have you ever seen a dog the governement hasn't told you about? Its all a large conspiracy, and it seems you have been caught in it.
Checkmate ists

NotIgor

This is a false flag conspiracy set to lure us away from the facts that cats are ISIS. Checkmate s

Bgammax

But ISIS is merely a cover-up to hide the fact that dogs and Jews are plotting together to secretly conquer the world.
Its Checkmate.. AMERICAAA!!