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Shiza_Salad
Leblanc: Grand Reopening and Stuff
OOC: Fuck you people on discord, I can do what I want!

*Shiza stands outside putting up a banner over a cafe's door. It reads "Grand Reopening! First cup of coffee is free!"*

Christ, I leave for a week on a business trip and the place explodes...I never should've left...
Aergia
*Aergia.... tumbled down the stairs.* Fuck!
Sam
*Sam portals him and his corner into Leblanc*
Reopening, eh Shiza? Good to see.
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza rushes inside after hearing the noise*

The hell? Aergia, are you alright?

*He holds out his hand*
Aergia
*She grabs his hand and stands up.* I'm fine.
Sam
Just putting my table back. Bona will be happy at least. Later.
*Sam portals away*
Shiza_Salad
*Nods*

Alright, good. So, what the hell happened? I go out on a *Clears throat* business trip, and everything's screwed up.
Aergia
I honestly have no idea. I lost all of my save data...
Aincrad_Hazel
I walk in. "Ah man thank god this place is back. Where would I have gone for my random craziness!" As I look around I see Shiza and jump towards him. "Ah old buddy! How have you been? Where have you been? Traveling dimensions?"
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza turns to the strange man*

Who the hell're you? Do I know you?
Aincrad_Hazel
I snap my fingers. "Ah right keep forgetting, y'all know me by a different name." Fire forms beside me out pips Shadow.

Shadow: "Sup Shiza, turns out I am a Persona. Not just a Shadow."
Shiza_Salad
*Rolls his eyes*

Oh dear god...Why am I not surprised?
Aergia
Well, I'm heading out. Got something planned.
Aincrad_Hazel
Aincard: Chuckles and pats him on the back. "This is us we are talking about. Anyways have to go, we were just popping in." With that they both leave, Shadow disappearing into Aincrad.

(See ya work calls!)
Shiza_Salad
*Sigh*

Since all the patrons just up and disappeared, I might as well just file bankruptcy and start something new...

*Sits down at a table holding his head*

God, my life is such a pain...
corbin
dark corbin: *enters and sits on at a booth*
Minato-Arisato-
*Enters the freshly opened cafe* Hello.
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza looks up*

Huh? Who is it?
Minato-Arisato-
*Looks at Shiza with a curious look* What?
corbin
dark corbin: *is sitting on the booth*
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza shakes his head in response*

Nothing. Never mind.
Minato-Arisato-
No, tell me....
Shiza_Salad
*Sighs*

If you want something, just order. I'll get to you in a bit.
Minato-Arisato-
Coffee. *Sits down in a booth*
Shiza_Salad
*Gets up and walks around to the other side of the counter*

Perhaps this cafe was a bad idea...

*He brews a pot of coffee*

How do you like it?
Minato-Arisato-
Black.
Shiza_Salad
*Pours the coffee into a mug and brings it to @Minato-Arisato-*

Here you are. That'll be 300 yen.
Aristotle_Means
*Means enters.*
This shop was a pile of rubble the last time I was in the area. How was it fixed so quickly, I wonder?

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Minato-Arisato-
*Pays for the coffee* Thanks.
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza looks over*

Magic, duh.
Shiza_Salad
*Nods to Minato*

No problem, man.
Aristotle_Means
Magic you say? I'm not daft. I'm a professor. Still, for your fast work I give you a gold star.

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Shiza_Salad
Thanks. That's what happens when you have demonic powers, although receding...
Kuroumi
*Kuro walks in exhausted, and slumps into a booth.*

Hello everyone. I'll take green tea, 3 sugars.
Aristotle_Means
The only demons I know off are the ones from Tenma Town. Anyway, Coffee please. Black.

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Shiza_Salad
*Creates her tea and teleports it to her*

On the house, seeing as I might sell the Leblanc name soon...
Shiza_Salad
*Pours a mug of black coffee and hands it to Means*

Here you are Sir! 300 yen please.
Aristotle_Means
*Pays for his coffee and sits down*
My thanks. It looks good. You get another gold star for such delicious looking coffee.

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Shiza_Salad
*Chuckles*

It's been awhile, believe me...
Kuroumi
Sell LeBlanc? Well, that's something interesting...

*She sips her tea, looking around the cafe quietly.*
Shiza_Salad
*Sits next to Kuro*

Well, no one really like the cafe thing anymore. I barely get any customers, and I can't keep up with the competition.
Kuroumi
I guess that's a good enough reason...

*She finishes her tea, and only looks around the café with a bored expression on her face.*
Aergia
*Aergia walks in.... and slams her head on the counter...* Uuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Aristotle_Means
Youth today. You are way to serious, sir. Someone as young as my students should learn to live a little.

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BonafideMonafide04
*walks in in a cat suit because he's a neko for some reason now*
Yeah boi, Leblanc in open again, nya!
Shiza_Salad
@BonafideMonafide04
Not for much longer, so enjoy it.

@Aristotle_Means
Are you talking to me?
Aristotle_Means
Of course I am. Who else would I be talking to?

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BonafideMonafide04
Wait, why though?
Shiza_Salad
@BonafideMonafide04
Well, as I said to Kuro, no one really like the cafe thing anymore. I barely get any customers, and I can't keep up with the competition. Those were my exact words.

@Aristotle_Means
I'm not that young. I'm in my mid twenties. Also, who said I don't live a little? I'm a barkeep and an assassin!
Aristotle_Means
Assassin? Maybe it is nor for me to say, but you should get a better occupation. I'd hate to have to end up defending you in court.
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza raises an eyebrow*

There's a court system in the nexus?
BonafideMonafide04
Huh. I guess that makes sense.
Aristotle_Means
Nexus? I do believe this is Japan, is it not?
Shiza_Salad
*Rolls his eyes*

Oh boy, here we go...
Aristotle_Means
What? This is LA, is it not?
Shiza_Salad
*Facepalms*

No. This is a place called the Nexus, which is, in essence, a point in the multiverse where they all overlap, causing people like me to meet others when I wouldn't otherwise.
Aristotle_Means
Hmm? That would explain why I've never been to any of these places in recent memory. That, and the presence of these "Demons", as that blue haired fellow said.

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Shiza_Salad
*Nods*

Exactly. Glad I could help.

*Leans back in the booth*
Aristotle_Means
I understand better know, thank you. Have a gold star.

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BonafideMonafide04
*sits down*
Shiza_Salad
I have three gold stars, whew.

*Yawns*

Hey Bona, have you seen Yang around?
BonafideMonafide04
Yeah, she's been around. Only time I didn't see her was yesterday. She's been around recently.
Shiza_Salad
Okay good. I wanted to talk to her about something...
BonafideMonafide04
OK then, Nya.
....also alot of people got turned into nekos. Her and I were only a few of them.
Shiza_Salad
*Cough*

That'll make things weird, but I have no reservations on tapping a cat girl. Actually, I think that grants one of my dreams...GAH! You heard nothing!

*Shiza turns away*
BonafideMonafide04
*giggles* I heard that!
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza blushes a bright red*

N-No you didn't! S-Shut up!
Aristotle_Means
So you weren't naturally a cat?

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Kuroumi
*She looks at Shiza with a grin.*

Oh, I definitely heard that.
BonafideMonafide04
No, I wasn't.
BonafideMonafide04
Me too!
Aristotle_Means
I did here something
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza blushes even harder*

S-SHUT UP, GODDAMMIT!

*He slams his head on the table*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she walks in, a pikachu beanie on her head* Hey, guys!
Kuroumi
Hello Yang.

*She waves at her while smiling.*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she waves back at Kuro, seating herself in a booth* Ah, it feels great to be back here... Yesterday was a clusterfuck....
BonafideMonafide04
Hey yang!
Shiza_Salad
*Waves to Yang*

Hey Babe, guess who's back from their trip?

*He walks over and picks her up into a hug, holding her as he gives her a kiss*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she waves at Bona, then smiles at Shiza* Welcome back, babe~
BonafideMonafide04
Also, guess who magic brought back yang!
Shiza_Salad
*Smiles*

You miss me? Sorry about being so long...Work sucks...

*He frowns and hangs his head in sadness*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she kisses Shiza* It's fine, hon. I understand. *she looks at Bona* And who?
Orochi
*he walks in with arrows embeddwd in his armor*

Oh dear... today is rough...
BonafideMonafide04
I'll give ya a hint! *flashes his ring*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she gasps* Naho?! She's been resurrected?!
BonafideMonafide04
Yep! *jazz hands* Magic does wonders, am I right?
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza sits down and starts fidgeting with his engagement ring and sighs*

God, what am I supposed to do...?
Aristotle_Means
Things seem to be a lot more complicated here than my world.

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Orochi
*he overhears of what Bona said*

Magic? I thpught in ancient histories tells the tale of magic.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she nods* Yeah! Oh, I've finally evolved my whole team! *she looks at Shiza* Are you okay, hon?
Geralt
*Enters the cafe*
BonafideMonafide04
Sweet! Later we should have a Pokemon battle then!
Aristotle_Means
Well, I believe I shall see if I can find Themis Academy. Farewell.
*Means flashes a grin and leaves*

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Tsugumi-Chan
*she smiles and nods* Definitely, Bona.
Kuroumi
More people are coming, I'll go now. See all you later.

*Kuro walks out of the cafe.*
Orochi
*turns to see Geralt and confronts him*

By the craftsmanship of the blades you are from the Iron Legion.
Shiza_Salad
*Shrugs*

I don't know. My last job just made me rethink my morals and my life. How could I have been so blind...?
Geralt
*Sits down at the counter*
Tsugumi-Chan
See you, Kuro!
BonafideMonafide04
Bye Kuro!
Shiza_Salad
*Waves goodbye*

See ya Kuro. Don't be a stranger!
Geralt
*Looks at Shiza* What do you have in stock?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she hugs Shiza* It depends on how you define it all, I'd think... Heh, wish I was still a Genie... Maybe a wish or two could help you..
BonafideMonafide04
Well, time for convenient invention of the day! The free genie ray! It turns you into a free genie!
Shiza_Salad
*Facepalm*

Oh my god, why...?
Geralt
What's wrong?
BonafideMonafide04
Hey, it's convenient.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she stares at Bona* Are you serious?
The_Hunter
*walks in*

Hey guys! Hey Shiza's back!
BonafideMonafide04
Yes. Yes I am, Nya. *pulls out the free genie ray* It works, trust me.
Tsugumi-Chan
....genie me, Bona.
Shiza_Salad
*Jerks up in his seat and looks at Geralt*

I'm sorry, what is it sir?
Geralt
I said, what do you have in stock?
BonafideMonafide04
On it! *shoots yang with the free genie ray, turning her into a free genie.*
The_Hunter
*walks up to Yang*

How is my friends up to?
Shiza_Salad
Oh, uh...just about anything you can think of, Sir.
Shiza_Salad
*Turns to Bona*

You better change her back eventually, or I'll hand you your ass on a platter.
Geralt
Beer then *puts some gold in the counter*
Tsugumi-Chan
*in a flash of light, a lamp is on the table. ....maybe someone should rub it...*
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: I said FREE genie for a reason
Tsugumi-Chan
(Let's pretend the "free part messed up" )
Shiza_Salad
*Bows to Geralt*

Right away, Sir.

*Pours him a large mug of beer, handing it to him and pocketing the gold*
Aergia
*Aergia finally lifts her head off the counter.* Ugh...
Tsugumi-Chan
(Dammit, quoted that wrong. English is not my strong point today ;-;)
Geralt
Thanks. Nice place you got here. *Takes a sip*
BonafideMonafide04
Huh. She's in a lamp. Guess there was a malfunction. Just rub the lamp Shiza.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: English is never my strong point TBH :P
Tsugumi-Chan
*the lamp starts shaking, a voice can be heard from within* Hey, lemme out! Itty bitty living space!
Tsugumi-Chan
(Relatable asf Bona)
Shiza_Salad
*Rubs the lamp, cause why not*

Jesus, what the hell'd you do to my girlfriend?

*Turns to Geralt*

Thanks, Sir. I poured my sweat and blood into this place.
Geralt
I can see that.
BonafideMonafide04
OK it was a malfunction, it never did that before! A glitch!
Tsugumi-Chan
*a stream of smoke escapes the spout, Yang taking form* Aah, lamps are dumb... *she smiles at Shiza* Thanks, hon. Now, about those three wishes...
BonafideMonafide04
OK, Shi, just make sure that the last wish is to set her free, and I can make her go back to normal.
The_Hunter
*walks out of the smoke coughing*

Jeez Bona... next time say heads up...
BonafideMonafide04
Sorry hunt.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she smiles sheepishly at Hunter* Eheh... My bad....
The_Hunter
*notices his hunter attire is more... Arabian*

What is the heck...
Shiza_Salad
What about the three wishes? How the hell am I supposed to know what I want?
BonafideMonafide04
Huh. Weird. *is still in a cat suit.*
Tsugumi-Chan
Before you make those wishes, a few quid pro quos... Rule number one, I can't kill anyone. *she slices off her own head* You would be surprised what you could live through. *she screws her head back on* Rule number two, can't make anyone fall in love, but you won't have to worry about that. Rule number three, can't resurrect the dead. Trust me, it's not s pretty picture... I don't like doing it! Other than those limitations, anything you want, I'm able to do~!
BonafideMonafide04
Also no one question why I'm in a cat suit.
The_Hunter
Bona... explain does the ray do?
BonafideMonafide04
It's supposed to turn people into a free genie, but I guess there was a glitch so she's not free for some reason.
Shiza_Salad
*Shrugs to Bona, then turns to Yang*

Well, I could kill people myself, but I'm currently having moral conflictions. Secondly, love isn't an issue because I already have such a magnificent fiance. Third, who would I even resurrect?
The_Hunter
... then why is attire looks like I am from the Arabian region?
BonafideMonafide04
I guess the smoke from the lamp had some weird effect on you.
The_Hunter
*he notices that he is slightly on fire*

Well I can tell it's a boot to my Arcane.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she shrugs, kissing his cheek* Just thought I'd let you know. *she pulls out a book* Plus it states in the genie handbook to let people know before they wish anything. *the book disappears with a poof*
BonafideMonafide04
*starts playing with his tail* Nya!
Shiza_Salad
OOC: I got to go. Goodnight.
Tsugumi-Chan
(Sweet dreams)
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: night.
Ruby_Rose
(What did i miss?)
BonafideMonafide04
Uhhh yang, I think he fell asleep. Should I turn you back?
Ruby_Rose
(Hi yang,Hi bonafide)
Tsugumi-Chan
*she shrugs* Might as well, Bona.. Not gonna be a genie again for a while... The feeling of having phenomenal cosmic power is oveewhelming for me at this point in time...
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: just call me Bona, it's shorter.
Tsugumi-Chan
(Hoi, Rubes)
Ruby_Rose
(Whats up?)
BonafideMonafide04
Alrighty then. *pulls out the ray reversal ray which makes yang normal again, the lamp dissapears, and hunters clothes are back to normal.*
The_Hunter
Thank you Bona. And hello there Ruby.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: the ceiling.
Tsugumi-Chan
Yess! *her cat ears twitch underneath her hat* Meow...
BonafideMonafide04
*his ears twitch too* Hey yang, want a cat suit?
Tsugumi-Chan
Eh, I'm good. No thanks.
BonafideMonafide04
K, nya.
The_Hunter
*walks in reading the newspaper*

... hell is this Apollyon?
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: wait wasn't he already inside?
The_Hunter
OOC: I was doing things outside of the cafe.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: oh
The_Hunter
*sits in the booth reading*

Wonder what Leo and his sisters are up to...
BonafideMonafide04
...nya.
AdachiImouto
*Opens the door and walks in, taking in the old time air*

Yes... This smell, this aura, the WONDERFUL scent of coffee! To where it all began... The 7 dietys make home here!

*Sits down, meditating in the atmosphere*
BonafideMonafide04
*scratches his cat ear*
BonafideMonafide04
*falls asleep*