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Bowser did nothing wrong.
Truth.
Make sure to buy our new Bowserâ„¢ merch at your local Junesâ„¢!
Do it! Or I'll stab you in the leg!
Junesâ„¢ also sells top-quality solutions for stab wounds.
We also now serve money machines at Junes©®™! Perfect for taking your money! Cause everyday is customer appreciation day!

~ Everyday is Great at your Junes! ~
We sell everything at Junesâ„¢, even people! Just kidding, that was a joke please don't call the cops.
I wish to buy the little girl.
That'll be about $40.99.
What can i find at junes for someone like me?
There are some quality back to school guns for good ol' detectives like you.
Don't shop at Junesâ„¢ their products are manufactured by sweaty little boys in tight swimsuits and I have a biased, 40-minute long documentary to prove it.
That's ho- I mean that's not true! Im not Kanji! And they are made by clones of me, so it ain't slave labour if its yourself
We're selling Yosuke clones for half off, get one today at Junesâ„¢! ya crazy fangirls
I'll take 3.