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I also made that revolver unbreakable, because of an incident that one of my regular buyers had with her guns.
Wow, you really went all-out in making this, didn't you?
*Walks out of the arcade with a grin on his face* I feel slightly better now... *Rom taps his phone* Cal, what was my time?
Well, I usually go all out with all of my creations.
*From Rom's phone* TIME: 11 MINUTES AND THIRTY SEVEN SECONDS
Yeesh, I really am rusty then... *chuckles*
*He puts the revolver half-way in his pocket, then he covers it up by using his hoodie.* Thank you for doing this for me.
No problem. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make more weapons. *Walks back to the armory*
*humming the SMT II map theme*
Actually, *Walks back to the bar* I'm gonna make one of my famous drinks.
Alright done
On behalf of Stephen, I, Tamaki Uchida, have come to call you a jackass. Also can I get a coffee?
*Eis and Latus silently leave*
*hands Tamaki a coffee*
Oh, someone actually somewhat sane. There's fewer of you than I thought in here.
*sigh and drinks some coffee*
*Pulls out two bottles of alcohol from the counter, and then pours them into a cocktail shaker*
*Gasp* Wolf actually did something? So he is alive!
...This went in a different direction than anticipated. But thank you for the coffee.
*He walks over to Kade.* Do you think these people with this catperson spell on them ever think to find some way to get rid of it?
*Throws the shaker in the air a few times, then starts shaking it*
Oh right i forgot *Nekomata goes back into the COMP*
*Stops shaking it, pours the drink into a glass, puts a cherry in it for extra flavor, then sets the glass on the counter*
*walks in holding a pile of boxes* Good morning guys. Did I miss anything?
Hey, whats with the boxes?
*Looks at hunter* Yeah, what's in the boxes?
I took a detour to the Soul Society... and I got mail for you, Yang, Hisato, Aincard and mr.
Wot In Tarnation?
*Walks in* Hey guys...
*looks around*
"Walks in" Hi guys!
Hey Hisa
Hey Akechi
*Takes a sip of his drink*
Hey Akechi. And package for you. *gives everyone a mail package with their name on it*
Something new?
*Looks at the mail* What's this?
*opens package* what is it
And did i get anything else?
Anything for me?
Did I get mail?
Hey hunter, hey akechi!
What is it?
Hey hunt, hey addal.
*opens up my mail*
Huh? A package? *opens it*
Hi Dahlia and bona. "Opens the package"
Yup Rodin. This is from a... some Angelic language or somthing. *hands him the box with angel gibberish*
*walks in looking for a victim*
*Opens the package*
*Takes the box, reading the Angelic writing*
Like no envelope?
OOC: oh my god its someone rping as segata shanshiro
*opens up his own package to reveal a jet black lever action shptgun* Oooo... this I am going to like.
New people in here? Oh, and some scary dude. Fun.
My package is... empty?
Hmm, I see. *Opens the package, revealing a lot of angel weapons*
*Goes back to his booth*
*opens box and sees a Decarabia Plushie* Yay!
Wait... *looks in and pulls out a ray gun* Hey look at that. New gear for you and isn't he the mascot for the Sega Saturn?
A package? Let's see what we got here....
I wonder who sent this...
Wait, you mean *Sees Segata* Holy shit
*Looks at Segata* *Sigh* He's here?
*music blasts from somewhere* "SEGATA SANSHIRO SEGATA SANSHIRO SEGA SATURN, SHIRO!" *puts Ikebu_Kuro into a choke hold* PLAY SEGA SATURN!
H..help
... the hell just happen
Hey, Segata! There's an arcade over there with some Sega Saturn games you might like!
Oh a ray gun, cool, but... who sent this?
Hey Rodin heck is these blunderbusses? *shows him tge pair of black shotguns*
*Looks at Ikebu getting choked by Segata* You're on your own man.
*Takes out a letter* Just a letter....
Noted. Actually, where could I even get a Sega Saturn? Maybe I could borrow one...
*having choked Ikebu sufficiently, Segata glares at everyone not playing Sega Saturn* PLAY SEGA SATURN!
*slides out of it and checks what else is in the box*
*Looks at hunters shotguns* I dunno, did they come from your box?
*sighs* It's a good thing I bought that Sega Saturn the other day... *the box is empty* Sweet! Finally, the dimensional box I ordered!
Yup and they have these weird glowing jems on the rotary pieces of the levers. *he points them out*
I get it, I'll play it... *He pauses* I'd challenge you to a fighting game, but I have a feeling you'd break my neck or something. Maybe.
*sigh* why is this my life
*Rom smiles warmly as he finds his box, with a logo that looks like the silhouette of a manticore in the corner* They never cease to surprise me... *Opens the box to find a letter, an external hard-drive, a phone battery and what seems to be extra parts for his pistol* Looks like they didn't hold back this time! Where's the return address for this thing... I think I should write back...
*pulls out a Sonico figurine, a hoodie, a scarf and some parts to use for weapons*
Ooc: I forgot to say that I pulled them out of the red portal.
*feeling his devotion to the Sega Saturn being tested, Segata puts Kade into a chokehold* BUY SEGA SATURN! PLAY SEGA SATURN!
Sam
*A box with Sam's name on it falls through a portal* Sam (comms): Thanks.
[Continue?] >Yes -No [Lives Remaining: 98] *a purple tube rises from the floor, with flashing letters spelling "CONTINUE", with a Life count displayed above it. Kuroto Dan pops up out of it and jumps out. The pipe vanishes* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, coffee please, HAHAHAHAHA, NOT EVEN SEGATA SANSHIRO CAN KEEP ME DOWN!
Bingo. *he holsters them and prys off Segata's chokehold* Hey! No fighting in the establishment! Ruins the image!
*throws a frying pan at kuroto dan*
I guess thats I- *sees an envelope*
*with one choke hold not being sufficient to make Genm play Sega Saturn, Segata suplexes Genm into a chokehold, choking with all his might* YOU WILL PLAY SEGA SATURN!
Who is this man?
Mister Segata, no explosions in here! I've witnessed too many cafes explode recently! ...Also no violence...
O...kay... I'll do it... Geez, Phys Repel really doesn't surpass insane martial artists. *He points at the arcade area* You wanna go? I'm a bit rusty, but I should be a decent opponent...
Oh, well those are the Onyx Roses, a set of shotguns that I made for Bayonetta.
WHA-?! *Kuroto Dan is taken by surprise as Segata Sanshiro once again puts him into a choke hold. Dan struggles to break free, but some jackass threw a pan that hit him right in the head. His body goes limp as he dies, and his body vanishes.* [GAME OVER]
...Rest in peace, Kamen Rider. *Kade bows respectfully*
*Opens envelope and reads the letter* Dear Mr. Kuro, your subscription has expired. If you want to renew it call the number below or go on the website. Thank you
*does not really care since... I DONT KNOW THEM*
[Continue?] >Yes -No [Lives Remaining: 97] *Dan once again jumps out of the pipe.* YOU MAD MAN I ALREADY OWN A SEGA SATURN! YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO THE GAME MASTER!
Again. Meta. How many game genies did you use?
*Flicks Genm with one finger, sending him flying across the room*
*Segata's face remains displeased* You own a Sega Saturn, yet YOU ARE NOT PLAYING IT NOW? You'd better run, boy!
Then someone is profiting off of your work with her.
A GAME GENIE? PLEASE! I AM A GO- *Dan goes flying across the room and slams into the wall.* ...G-God... *his body falls and fades away.* [GAME OVER]
*facepalms jokingly and mumbles* What happened to priorities?
Heheheh, that felt better.
*checks phone*
......well this is a thing.
"Drinks coffee"
*enters* Hellooo!
*looks at shock* Jeez Rodin... you got some muscle to one flick...
Hello Rangiku
http://i.imgur.com/s5Jc2j7.png Segata can't beat a robot.
*Looks a Rangiku* Hello, welcome to, uhh, what's this place called again?
Hello, Ichig-- I mean Kuro!
*Looks at Hunter* I wasn't even using my strength with that flick though.
*does not know what to do*
*chuckles*
*Looks at Ikebu* You know her?
"Drinks coffee"
She was here last night
*waves at Hisato* Hi! Me and Kuro met last night.
*his already pale face goes white* Note to self don't annoy you. *gives Rangiku a bottle of sake*
*Waves back* Nice to meet you!
[Continue?] >Yes -No [Lives Remaining: 96] *Dan climbs out of the purple pipe and collapses in a nearby chair* ....Game..... Master....
You look like a zombie Hunter.
*Looks at Gemn* Looks like you couldn't use a Game Genie in that situation.
*Segata glances around for his next victim, for not playing a Sega Saturn is a crime*
Oh, thanks, Hunter! *smiles at Hisato* Nice to meet you, too! I'm Rangiku.
He Game Genied himself?
Oh. Look. it's that one guy who likes the Saturn. It's a dead console. Accept it.
DO NOT COMPARE MY WORK TO A TOY SUCH AS THAT "GAME GENIE"!
Alright... How about GameShark?
*pulls out chibi potion* ever tried this Hisa?
I'm Hisato.
*Looks at Ikebu* No, why?
Just asking
Well, it looks like you need one, because your "work" isn't that powerful.
Hisato... Nice name~ *drinks sake*
*he chugs down a vial of blood to feel better* So Rangiku, how can one enter the Soul Society if you are not a Shinigami?
*Takes a sip from his cocktail that he made*
I'll go for a walk, later! "Leaves"
Is that Sake?
MY WORK ISN'T THAT POWERFUL?! FOOL! WHAT I'VE DONE IS UNHEARD OF! NO MERE HUMAN MATCHES UP TO MY BRILLIANCE!
I am immortal. I am a ghost.
*Reads messages*
*A giant fist punches Genm*
*Inserts the new battery in his phone*
In order to enter the Soul Society or Seireitei while you're alive, you need to go through a gate called the Senkainon. Opening a Senkaimon is no easy feat for a human, but for a shinigami it's actually quite simple!
*blah blah blah* [GAME OVER]
This guy is really getting on my nerves.
*Checks the chibi potion* Why do you use this?
Yes, Hisato. It is sake.
Aincrad walks in grabbing water and sits down. He raises an eyebrow at the dead bodies of Genm. "So, does somebody want to explain the several deaths of the same person?"
Sake is a good drink.... *Smiles at Rangiku*
To either look cute, gain an weight and height advantage or to walk around unnoticed
*Segata, noticing that this place is beyond saving, leaves* SEGATA SANSHIRO, SEGATA SANSHIRO, SEGA SATURN, SHIRO!
*Raises his hand* I killed him twice because he got on my nerves.
( *cough Dan's bodies disappear when he dies because he is data there are no corpses cough* )
Indeed it is! We have similar tastes in alcohol don't we, Hisato? *smiles*
"Uhhh okay.... But mainly how in the fuck is that possible?" He taps one of the bodies with his foot.
Oh... H-Hey, Aincrad... *Rom looks dejected for a second before regaining his composure* I know one thing... That guy might have used a cheating device...
(Ignore then. Just ignore.)
That's correct! *Smiles back*
*Looks at Ainscrad* Have you ever seen my power before?
Aincrad grins and walks over to Rom. "Hey what's up? Why so down?"
Mind if i get a cup?
Interesting Rangiku, and intersting that I can hear voices coming from your sword after I visited there. *he itches his ear*
Ooh, looks like me, Kyouraku, Ikkaku and Yumichika found a new drinking buddy~
He shakes his head. "Nope. Not really. Nor do I care to. I don't fight unless I need to."
I'm fine... It's just about yesterday...
Are you a drinking buddy?
*looks at Hunter* Oh? You've heard Haineko speaking? When did you visit the Seireitei, though...? Oh, never mind, it doesn't matter.
[Continue?] >Yes -No [Lives Remaining: 95] *the pipe appears again, and Dan rises from it with an unamused expression on his face as the pipe vanishes. He takes a deep breath before speaking* YOU CAN'T JUST KILL SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY ANNOY YOU! ESPECIALLY NOT ME, DAN KUROTO! I MAY BE ABLE TO REVIVE, BUT THIS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO GO UNPUNISHED!
"Oh right about that." He places the first boss badge on the table between them. "Go ahead and take it."
*I pour myself some Sake and drink*
*Looks at Genm* It's not like I'm killing you for real.
*Looks at the badge for a second* No thanks... I want to try again, I just... don't know if I can...
Oh, that's a silly question, Hisato! Of course! *drinks some sake*
Invite me for one.
Same here
"Alright, odds are though I'm not headed back. I don't do much of that turn based stuff." He pockets the badge. "Just ask if you want it."
I'll be sure to, pretty boy~
I visited to Seireitei this morning, because my interest grew. Amd I got some interesting looks from the other Shinigamis.
Then what are you waiting for? *Smiles at Rangiku*
IF I WAS BUT A MERE HUMAN, THAN YOU SURELY WOULD HAVE! JUST BECAUSE I CAN REVIVE, DOESN'T MEAN YOU ALL SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GO FREE, HOWEVER YOU WISH, WITH THESE POWERS!
Oh, so that's what that assembly was about.. *sigh* Now, Hisato? But I'm trying to make the most of my time off... The captain's been overworking me...
*has had 3 shots* I wanna go to
You know, after four deaths or whatever, it's getting kinda boring. Let's try NOT murdering possible Kamen Rider demons.
dark corbin: *enters and pats genm on the back* you will get used to dieing alot... *Stabs him in the back before leaving*
I let you decide.
.....Hey ibeku, can I have one of those Chibi potions?
That's fair enough, Ain... It's just kinda overwhelming for me... I should probably find somewhere to train.
Grr... *A giant boot kicks Genm* SHUT UP!!
Casts Salvation on Genm. "No more death, does that sound good?"
Ehh sure Bona
*bona's naho ai turns into a chibi verison of herself*
Y-You rude lil' shit! A stab wound won't be enough to stop me! GET BACK HERE!
*looks at phone* OH GOSH ITS TOO CUTE!
*he peeks up* Genn for the sanity of Logarius stop with the bull shit!
*Tatsuya walks through the doors looking around curiously* Gah been a while since I've come around here huh... *He looks over to Genm after hearing the shouting* Yo you seem new, and the hell is up with all that yelling pal? *He raises an eyebrow at the man* You been getting killed or something?
Aincrad pats Rom on the shoulder. "I'm sure you'll find someplace, and if you want, I could help you train."
You're all insane. Seriously, maybe I should kill all of you and speed up natural selection. ...Just kidding. Maybe.
Alright, pass me one.
*bona's naho ai smiles*
*passes one to Bona*
Me? Getting killed? YES, MULTIPLE TIMES IN THE PAST HOUR! THERE IS A KNIFE WOUND IN MY BACK.
Oh, hey tatsu.
....quite a lot of people coming in, no? *looks at Hisato* Well, I can't invite you both today, then. Things have been pretty busy at the Seireitei... And Captain Zaraki's squad has been training really hard, and with all the hype going on around their sector, they might be overexcited and attack on sight.
*Yuuko gracefully walks in toting a long pipe and a monocle* *She studies each individual before coughing to grab some attention* I have been alerted to a disturbance in the force by fate itself. *Her faces takes on a passive expression* Now who might be breaking the laws of universal rights in here?
*Goes back to drinking his cocktail*
*drinks it and turns chibi and now also has a squeaky yet adorable voice* Yay!
"Returns" Hi again.
*A gentle grin appears on Rom's face* You would do that? Thanks... As for where, I can probably dig something up...
*waves at Addalme* Hello!
No problem! *Smiles at Rangiku*
Ok*Drinks a chibi potion as well*
To be fare Rangiku, Seireitei is rather peacful. Ten out of ten to visit.
"Waves at Rangiku" Hello! ... ... ... Wait... who are you?
Laws of universal rights?
*Waves at Addalme, slightly happier than before* Hey, Akechi!
*smiles at Hisato* Thanks for understanding! *looks at Addalme* Oh, I'm Rangiku! Nice to meet you!
Oh yeah, universal rights. Those may or may not include randomly killing people in a café. You ever heard of that, everyone?
*puts on little cat ears*
*Sits down on a booth*
...No.
*He sighs and glares at the rest of the room* Given how you're not trying to destroy them all right the hell now I'm guessing you didn't actually do anything to these people? *Tatsuya stares at the knife wound before turning back to the others as flames dance in his eyes* I don't really know why killing some person has become a thing you guys just accept... But I won't stand for it, so knock that shit out. *Tatsu shrugs before offering his hand to Genm* Anyways Tatsuya Suou nice ta meet ya I guess, lemme know if this keeps happening... I'm not about to just stand for pointless killing.
Ohh, that's cute! *pets Kuro*
*purrs*
*She frivolously waves her hand* You know the laws that prevent people from abusing their own powers for the sake of random harm. *She sighs* Might want to look into that since fate has a bit of a hissy fit whenever the balance is broken.
*Laughs at Ikebu* Too funny....
*Dan, who said he would not die of the stab wound, has died from blood loss. His body falls to the ground and dissipates.* [GAME OVER]
Aaaand nobody seems to be listening. Either this place is full of psychopaths, or I'm the one going insane.
Aww, that's even cuter! *continues to pet Kuro*
*smiles*
Nice to meet you Rangiko. And who is the other girl?
Ai walks in, sitting in his usual seat screwing around with his pocket knife. "Looks insane here today. I'm surprised."
What's fate gonna do to me?
Ikebu your girlfriend sent me this.... *Shows him the make out pictures* Why?
Oh, hey there. *He waves at Ai* Another sane person.
*Yuuko walks next to Kade and pats him on the back* Your not insane good sir but simply the only one to understand such things. They say that idiots are never able to hear of the universe and I guess they were correct. *She blows some smoke out of her pipe* How funny.
she wanted to brag
*Looks at Ikebu* To me?
Oh, thanks. Well, I guess it comes with being cynical. And not being... strange like these people are.
*a black butterfly flies in* Hm? *holds out her finger for the butterfly to land on it* ....oh, c'mon...
*The room grows warmer and Tatsuya looks at Yuuko and Kade sympathetically* No you aren't going crazy... Just apparently while I was gone everyone decided random pointless violence is a oh fucking k or something. *He stares at the place Genm stood before sighing and simply giving everyone but Yuuko and Kade a questioning look* Now then does anyone care to explain why in the hell the new pass time here is literally murdering someone who's greatest crime is perhaps being over the top?
[Continue?] >Yes -No [Lives Remaining: 94] *Once again Dan rises from the purple tube, he jumps out and puts a hand on Tatsuya's shoulder* Once again I rise from the sleeping, silent darkness, glaring at the truth of the outcome. Thank you, Tatsu-whatever you said, for being a reasonable person. *He hold out a hand.* My name is Dan, Kuroto Dan. CEO of Genm Corp.
*Looks at the butterfly* Pet?
*sits in a booth, smiling at his phone*
*She smirks at Rodin* Well if you break universe law then fate will punish you by making you a frog in your next life. Chances are a bird will soon eat you after that.
That's also my question
Come on, I kill angels all the time.
*Deletes the pictures* Done.
*Kade raises a hand* Angels are fine to kill... although that's because they're usually attacking me. What you're doing is just pointless.
*sighs* No, not a pet... Captain Hitsugaya wants me back. Damn, and I was just about to kick back and relax like no tomorrow! Oh well... *stands* Maybe I'll be back later. Bye! *draws her zanpakuto, opening a senkaimon and leaving through it*
*drinks sake*
*Looks at Yuuko* I'm an immortal demon, so I can't die, or go on to my next life.
Bye! *Waves at Rangiku*
Bye Rangiku
*Tatsuya nods at the man and smiles before looking back to the rest* Yeah not a problem... I'm not against using violence if needed but Christ, you're not hurting anyone here as far as I can tell so it's pretty obviously not needed. *He laughs at the poor memory of his name* And just Tatsu is fine Kuroto, it's what most people call me anyways so whatever.
Good bye.
*She stares at everyone with disgust after hearing Tatsuya* I knew the laws of the universe were constantly being broken ... *She lets out another blow from her pipe* But to think that the value of life has dropped so low. *Her fingers tap against her pipe* To think that human beings have fallen so low in this place.
*taps hands on table*
No, I haven't hurt or killed anyone... in the Bexsu or whatever you call this place. According to the rather rude fellow over there, he killed me simply because I "got on his nerves". Tch, is this how you people treat your Gods nowadays?
(Two things. 1. Sorry got stolen by my dad. 2. I healed Genm! I used Salvation.)
( ...Fuck. )
Wonder if my persona is also chibi..
(My character actually values life. I believe I said "No more death today." Or something on those lines.)
Huh, you're wondering that too ibeku? *kappa appears, and is also a chibi* K: Huh. I seem to be small. Also my voice is squeaky.
Like how I said, I do kill "God's instruments" all the time.
(Anyways just ignore that, or whatever.)
( I guess I skimmed over it. Sorry, I'll just pretend that didn't happen and add that last life back to the remaining count. )
*He looks over at Yuuko with an interested expression* Hmm... You seem vaguely familiar to me, like I've read about you before but can't quite remember where, who exactly are you anyways? *His hands reach into his coat absently pulling a lighter out* At any rate it's nice to see not everyone is utterly insane around here. *He looks at Genm with a blank face before shrugging off the absurd arrogance with a flick of his lighter* Hmm well, God is hardly an impressive title to most people around here... But either way it's not acceptable behavior to pull this crap, killing somebody for getting on your nerves? *Tatsu scoffs and rolls his eyes* If I did that a whole lotta people would be very dead ya know. But thankfully we're not all crazy enough to go right for the murder.
*looks at my hands and is remember all of the people I haved killed*
*summons Abe No Seimei* A: wow... impressive
Aincrad nods. "Yeah I'm willing to help Rom. What are friends for right?" With that he stands up. "Sorry but now I have to go. Call if you need anything." He walks out the cafe and looks at Tatsuya and Yuuko. "Some of us here value human life as well, and I already tried helping." With that he leaves.
"Drinks and listens"
Chibi persona....
Anyway, moral of the story: don't kill without a decent reason. Even someone like me can follow that. *He sits down, putting his feet up on a nearby chair*
*sits next to wolf, still chibi*
I don't need any morales.
Hisa, want a Persona? *hands him 2 blank persona cards* awaken
...Why is that weird person suddenly tiny? Eh, whatever. You dead again, Wolf?
*walks in with a small blue yarn Yoshi on his head* Checked up on Nohr. Seems the place is healing up well.
*Yuuko glances up at Tatsuya with interest* Hmm it appears there may still be some hope for human morality. *She the looks over at a few of the other cafe patrons* In the midst of all this murdering filth. *She takes one last blow from her pipe and walks over to Tatsuya* *She pats him on the shoulder* It appears you are one of the few that can think around here young man. Congrats on that low bar achievement.
These are strong?
*thinks "i want a persona... all well"*
One is your ultimate, but you have to awaken your Initial one first
"You all are odd... especially you, Bona." Ai throws a dagger at Bona's hat.
Hunter, do you have a moment? Is about nohr.
Yep. He's dead. Gone all silent again. Rest in peace, fella.
Heh... See ya, Ain! *Turns to Hisato* Oh yeah, I forgot you don't have one...
I see...
Why do you hate my hat so much!? *the hat is pinned to the wall and bona puts it back on his head, covering his cat ears once more*
It may be painful at first, but it'll be very satisfying in the long run...
.....hunt, you have a Yoshi on your head.
Painful?
*Walks to the weapon armory*
Yeah... and does anyone else have their ultimate persona?