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Anyway, with Wolf dead, onto question number 2: why is everyone a catperson?
In the many ways its painful
Oh come one I like the cute dinosuars. And yeah Akechi I got the time.
A spell that a friend of mine used. I'm fine with it though, Nya.
Ai shrugs. "Don't want any harm to anyone here. Just doing something I find fun." He messes around with his pocket knife while texting on his phone.
Well it looks like everyone around here is hopeless. *She give one final wave before casually strolling out* Bye~
I'm not complaining, just wanted to let ya know.
My persona transfigured at least a few weeks ago, I think...
Painful huh...
Ripping off a mask, Mental and physical breakdowns, Rituals. All of those hurt
*gets up and walks to the armory*
*He looks at her curiously before stowing the lighter* You... I'd normally say. "I'm not young" But you seem different, certainly not just some normal person off the street eh? *He raises a hand up to his chin and closes his eyes in thought* Now based on what you've said so far you know something about the mutliverse right? So I'm guessing you're some kinda ungodly powerful magic user. That close?
Well, it's a stupid spell. Who would want to be a cat, anyway? Actually, that would be kinda cool, but in practice, it's just weird.
*Gasp* Wolf lives!
Mine happened back before my vacation.
Sam
*Sam enters, his hands in his lab coat* Transmutation? What are you guys on about now?
Hmph. It seems in this place, civil people are a minority. When I met that chuunibyou girl, I thought I met the worst this place had to offer. Farewell, have fun in your mud-hole. I.... must go play Sega Saturn.
Not yet.... Kappas really powerful though! Wonder what he will transform into....
Y'know, Personas, awakenings, transfiguring... The usual stuff.
The other day I heard someone in his stomach, did you give him junk food?
*Loud pounding sounds are coming from the armory*
Sounds bad...
OOC: I mean Alatreon's stomach.
Again Akechi, what do you want me to tell about Nohr?
*turns back to normal* Got mine through the second method
Oh that! That is Iago, Garon's crazy ass retainer.
*waits outside the armory*
Sam
Oh yeah. Your summons can change, unlike My Raijin or the Twins Ambriel. Something about a strong will or some crap like that, if I'm not mistaken. *Sam sits down at his regular spot* Something to experiment on later.
I see....
So, whatcha waiting for, Wolf? Some kinda weapon?
Ai leaves, dropping a note from his pocket.
*pops back in and throws a business card at Tatsuya*
*Walks out of the armory carrying 10 crates of his handmade handguns that looks like these* https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bayonetta/images/5/54/Handguns.png/revision/latest?cb=20141110005018
I understand that guy could be a retard, but don't let him eat persons, later they cry in his stomach and he doesn't let him sleep.
*picks up the note that ai left*
News flash, we try to get to Anankos and Iago was the stubborn road block, ans there is only one way to leave. *looks at the guns Rodin made* Nice gunsmithing.
*Puts all of the 10 crates on the ground*
*looks at the crates*
Sam
Nice craftsmanship. I don't really make guns myself. Not after the last time I tried...
*Looks at Hunter* Their quality is really bad though.
That's why there's so many.
But, they still work.
Oh yeah, that reminds me... *Takes the parts from his package and heads in back to the armory*
An armory, eh? Is this place even a cafe anymore. *He groans and leans back in his seat* Now I'm bored...
The note is covered in blood, the only words readable are: "Capture" and "Target".
But making 10 crates of them is an impressive feat.
*He grabs the card and looks down with a smirk at the marker on the back* Kamen Rider Genm huh? Well well well this sounds worth investigating to me. *Tatsuya walks out the door with a grin on his face in search of some answers as to what exactly that means* Me thinks this Rider thing has something to do with his coming back from the dead... Wonder if I could make use of that power somehow? *He leaps onto a motorcycle the roar of his engine being heard in the building as Tatsu drives off*
Yeah, I guess that's true.
Capture.....target?..... Huh....
Well even Bayonetta called them "cheap toys."
Back to Nohr. Have a nice day guys. *grabs his yoshi and leaves*
Bye Hunter.
*Kade perks up at Bona's words* Eh? Capture what?
*flips a coin*
What's this about capturing somebody?
That person who keeps throwing knives at my hat left a note that says some stuff, but it's covered in blood. I can only read the words capture and target.
And who's this target?
Hey bona, mind if i talk to you in private?
I guess they're out to capture someone. Probably kill someone in the process. *He takes out his COMP and begins playing with it* At least, that's my guess.
Hmm? Sure dahlia! *trues to get on the seat where dahlia is but he's still chibi so it's hard*
Oh right, you guys can have all of these handguns.
*Rom comes out of the armory, with new modifications to his pistol* Alright!
*whispers to bona* i hate to say it but... i think reaper has a palace...
Sam
Seems everyone's an ace at weapon modicatation these days. Makes my job easier at least.
I'm bored...
*whispers back* You think so? Also can you help me up cuz I can't get up. I'm to small to reach the booth. *is still trying to get on to the booth*
Waitin for Katt to wake up
*Grabs his package full of angel weapons, then goes back to the weapon armory*
*Goes back to his booth and glances at Bona and Dahlia nervously for a second, before continuing to type on his laptop*
Yup, hold on. *picks him up onto my lap* there we go. *continues whispering* he said to "go outsode" if i wanted "happy shit..." he just threw me away when i wasnt needed to him like some kind of pawn... lets test his name in the nav, bona...
*bona's naho ai watches everyone*
*mumbles* The letter... Wait...!
*whispers* Huh.. Weird... *opens up the metanav and puts in reapers name*
*whispers* If my gut feelings correct, we'll get a match...
Hm? *Kade looks up from his COMP, noticing the AI.* What's that? Some kind of program?
*bona's naho ai hides behide a app*
*drinking sake*
*Pours some sake*
*hits enter and waits for a result*
It moved? Oh, I get it! It's some kind of moving screensaver! *He hops up and tries to get a closer look.* Where'd you get this thing?
*Hibki walks in, he seems tired* Hey guys! *He sits down in a booth* How are things?
Hi hibki, tired?
*its a match* *whispers* bingo.
*whispers* Huh. Now all we need is where and what his palace is.
*Rodin's voice can be heard from the armory* Come on... GET IN THE RINGS!!!
*turns to kade* Oh, well a friend of mine died, so a friend of hers made an AI of her so I can be with her after death kinda. *pokes the naho ai*
*still waiting*
*nods and waves to hibiki* hey hibiki.
*Takes a sip from the sake* So good!
Sam
*Sam is watching one of his holographic screens* You know, they say it's rude to whisper.
*Wakes up slowly*
*tjumps up on dahlias head since he's still chibi and waves to hibki* Hi hib!
Oh, come on sam. Its rude to eavesdrop on a private conversation...
A little tired, it's not a big deal. *He falls asleep*
*Rodin walks out of the armory with 4 gold rings in his hands*
Sam
Who said I was eavesdropping? I can here you whispering, that's all.
I also heard that... sorry...
Welp... looks like we got ourselves some work to do.
"Goes to hibki" Come on, don't sleep there, do you want a coffee?
Work? What is it? *Approaches the two, looking at them nervously*
Reaper has a palace. We should probably destroy it.
I knew it... It was the letter, wasn't it?
What the hell is a Palace? *Kade stares at the group, utterly confused*
Reaper? I'll help you.
A palace? What's that?
*Turns to Kade and Rodin* The basic gist is that a Palace is a manifestation of someone's distorted desires...
And what are you gonna do about this "palace."
A palace is a world made of twisted cognitive desires. These desires can range from anything, but they are commonly associated with bad actions done in the past and present, as well as what may come if that palace is left to stay...
So you're destroying distorted desires? *Kade snickers, then bursts into laughter* That's the stupidest idea I've heard!
Sam
Sounds interesting. Shame I'm busy at the minute.
We need to get rid of it by taking the treasure without killing the owner of the palace within...
Heh... You'd be surprised, Kade... So, what's the place and distortion?
Can I help in any way?
Like I can provide weapons to you guys.
It's... not that... *Kade takes a deep breath and stoos laughing* What I'm saying is, it ain't that easy to change someone. You wanna think the best of people, but guess what? They're all horrible. And if they're not, they end up dead.
We have no idea rom.....
I see... Do you know where that letter he gave you is?
"Thinks"
*thinks* Dahlia, you should check the letter for clues.
Sam
I wonder how many people in this room have a palace? It might be an interesting experiment. Alas, I don't have the metaverse navigator or whatever it is you call it.
*stretches*
*Plays flappy bird on his phone*
Ok. *obtained bloody letter* hm... *tries to read it*
*ai naho looks at everyone*
*pokes the naho ai and smiles cutely cuz he's still chibi*
*Looks at the Naho Ai* What's with the robot?
*plays with cat ears*
*the naho ai sighs and wait for rodin to notice that im in a phone*
OOC: she is in the phone
Ooc: That's what I meant...
Im sorry... I dont get any of the writing thats not in blood...
Can we see Reaper? We can ask him.
Ooc: I meant the goodbye letter from reaper lol
*the naho ai just slaps herself*
*boops the naho ai* Boop!
*Sits on one of his handgun crates*
Oh wait... *pulls out farewell letter* hmm... no dice as far as i can see...
That's not good...... We should try to find clues.
*strokes Katt's tail*
In places he's been I mean.
Yeah...
Can you tell me what places are you thinking about?
Have you seen him after you got the goodbye letter?
Can't we just go to this "palace" and beat the shit out of this guy?
Not yet... We still need to figure out the origin of the desires and how they're distorted...
No i havent...
Sam
Just throw random words at the app. Maybe something will work.
Well, how does this guy act?
Like, what's his personality?
*tries putting a bunch of random places into the "palace" section*
How about... LeBlanc?
Well... up until recently, he was a nice guy. Protective of his friends, always cared for them. Now it seems like hes thrown all that away like it was an act...
*tries Leblanc also*
I really worry for the sanity of almost everyone in this Cafe. I mean, you should at least try to get rid of those stupid cat ears.
I can't think of a word...
Sam
Agreed.
Teddie, we've all been insane at one point in our lives.
Hey, I like them! They're cute!
Sam
Also agreed.
Ahaha, no.
Dahlia, try a theatre
They're not at all cute on filth like you.
Ok. *inputs theatre*
I think they're cute.
Sam
I think they're stupid.
Yeah, good for you.
I agree, Sir, they're pretty stupid.
What's wrong with him having cat ears, anyway?
*takes off cat ears*
Yeah whats wrong with that?
Sam
To me, it depends. Are you cat? If yes, then you can have cat ears. If not, you can't. That's just my opinion, of course,
It's an epidemic... Actually, I think it's some sort of spell...
"Still thinking" Hmmm...
Number one, the person that gave him cat ears gave everyone in a cafe cat ears... Against their will.
Did Reaper give you any reason why left?
(Why he*)
Yeah it was a spell. Still don't mind it though.
Nope. Just tossed me a letter and said goodbye.
What about everyone else who had the spell put on them, hm?
*puts cat ears away* its not that big of a problem
We need more info.
They got used to it too I think... Either that or they de activated it themselves.
Guess he's got some personal business...
Wait a minute... Bona, can you come here for a second? *Backs up to another booth and becons to Bona*
*the ai naho looks at rom*
I think there are too many catpeople. They're like, "Nya this, Nya that." it gets on my nerves.
Uhh, OK. Dahlia, can you help me down? *is still chibi and on dahlias head*
*drinks soda*
*Looks back at "Naho"* Uuuuhh... What?
*the ai naho just wanted to do that*
Yeah, it gets on my nerves too, Teddie.
Mhm. *sets chibi bona down* there you go.
Oh yeah, I forgot that you were chibi. That... is adorable.
*pets Bona*
Thanks. *smiles at dahlia and goes to rom and tries to get on the booth, still failing to get on*
*purrs at the pets. OH GOSH ITS CUTER CUZ HES CHIBI*
I'm out, i don't want to know if the kind of mental problems you have are contagious, and i'm not sticking around to find out. *Teddie leaves.*
So annoying.... *Facepalms*
*ai naho sighs and soon begins to talk "this is weird"*
Sam
How are you chibi anyway?
*Picks up Le Petit Bona* So, I've been thinking...
*enters* Yo.
I drank a chibi potion and turned chibi because of it.
*drinks chibi potion and hides in the cabinet*
*waves at yang* Hi yang! *is still chibi*
*naho ai: "hi yang" the naho jumps up*
*looks at rom* What is it?
Hi Yang! *Waves at her*
*Still sitting on handgun crates* I still have these here if anyone wants these.
*gasps, looking at Bona* You're so cute!
Hi, Hisa~
Oh, it's another person who I don't know.
*trying to get the spice* i love me some competition
You teasing again.... *Chuckles*
I drank a chibi potion! Bow I'm chibi and a neko! I do look really cute!
*Whispers* remember what Isaac told us? Isaac said that he (reap) left because everything was rushed for Reaper...
*jumps from the cabinet holding lime spice*
*boops Hisato* So~? *looks at Bona* That is adorable!
*whispers* Yeah, what about it?
*whispers* Any hints we can get from that?
Hey Yang
*Puts his hands up* Nothing...
*whispers* Hmm......I wouldn't say a time machine..... Clock tower maybe?
*the ai naho trys to boop yang but fail since shes in a phone*
*whispers* Clock to- Ah, got it... and the distortion? Let's see... He said that mainly the responsibilities of marriage and children specifically was too much for Reaper...
OOC: Gtg, bye.
Hi, Ikebu! *boops Hisato again* Boop~
See ya Akechi
*sits on the counter*
I got booped.... *Laughs*
*suddwnly, non CHIBI Bona clones come in with a Robo body and put it behind the desk. A 3rd one appears behind the desk* C: Perfect! The robot body's here! *the clone grabs the real Bonas phone and plugs it into a computer and also the Robo body too*
Ooc: I meant the distortion was the clock tower lol
OOC: Oh, then vice versa?
What should i cook?
*hugs Hisato* Yes you did~
OOC:What happened?
*Drinks sake* Looks like...
*the clone transfers the data of the naho ai into the Robo body. Suddenly, the robot body's turns into a perfect replica of naho* C: done! It's perfect!
B: *whispers* so the place where the distortion is is most likely their house.
*Turns back to normal and drinks sake* I gotta make more of those potions
*she lays down in a booth, humming*
Damn, this sake is good!
So anyways what should I cook?
I know, right?
*whispers* That could be possible... Wait, why a clock tower again?
I would say a clock tower cuz its time based.
*I open a duffel bag in a booth and pull out a rifle*
*she's modifying her buster sword*
C: Naho? You in there? *pokes the robo body to see if the transfer was successful*
Ikebu i deleted the pictures...
*Walks to weapon armory*
Smart move bro
Ai walks in, muttering to himself. He looks up and waves at everyone. "How are all you doing?"
*the naho robot is sudden gone*
Working with a rifle i got @Aishiomi
Thank god she didn't send pictures of, you and her in middle of action
Yeah..
What the....Whered she go!?
Ooc: that was the clone
*she's suddenly sprawled across Hisa's lap* Slow day today...
Hey @Ikebu_Kuro Check out what i got my hands on!
Where did you get the rifle?
*Looks at Yang* That's true....
I was at a gun shop.
.....meow.
*the clone is wondering where the robot went, then checks his phone to see if the AI is there*
OOC: Guys i think Dahlia commited suicide.... Check the anon chat....
OOC:What?
Oh ok OOC: WHAT!?
OOC: Just check it....
*Throws another 10 crates of handguns out of the armory*
(What?!)
OOC:Holy shit.....
Ooc: Dahlia please no
OOC: First she tried to hang herself...
OOC:oh shit...
OOC: Just check the anon chat....
(Oh my god...)
Ooc: im still here! Ic: i should prebably just move on... not like i needed a manipulative jerk like him anyway...
OOC: Thank god!
Ooc: OH THANK CHEESE ON PIZZA
OOC: what a relief
(Jesus, you scared everything that is holy out of me! I was legit scared holy shit!)
I cared too much about everyone... i was a naive fool... maybe i shouldnt have came to the nexus... maybe then i would actually be enjoying myself...
OOC:WTF DAHLIA THAT WAS NOT FUNNY IF IT WAS A JOKE!
OOC: When she said goodbye, man.....
*a Bona clone that is also chibi goes over to dahlia* C C: Dahlia, don't say that. There are people who care about you! Me, Yang, Naho, Rom, etc. We all care about you. *the chibi clone hugs dahlias arm*
Ooc: it wasnt. Anons are just trying to act like me to bully me.
Thanks bona. But seriously, sometimes i wonder what happened if i never came here...
OOC: And you tried to hang yourself.
CC: To be honest, I do too....... But we're here!
Ooc: it was probably the anons still acting like her
Ooc: typical imitaters. As if they would know...
*yang's naho ai looks at everyone8
Ooc: I have pure hatred for the anons.
OOC:Cant trust anons
*the regular clone goes looking for the naho-bot*