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*sighs, booping Hisa*
*sigh* i shouldve known not to trust the reaper...
Wish something exciting would happen
*yang's naho ai looks at yang, and is feeling like that she is missing somehing*
Sam
(mumbling): Don't fear the reaper.
CC: I don't know what I'd do without you dahlia...you're one of my best friends, right next to star and yang!
So, the operation is off? I mean... it was barely into development, but we're stopping? OOC: Got dragged away for a bit
*Boops Yang*
You're awesome, Dahlia. Let no one tell you otherwise.
*reading a cookbook*
I think i might need another vacation before going to reapers palace, ill be back. *leaves*
*boops Hisato* Boop~
*I pass a note to ikebu saying "Date?" while still inspecting the rifle*
CC: Be safe dahlia! *dissapears*
*Boops Yang* Bam!
*the naho ai sits down and wait for yang to put the scroll on the table so that she can fully see everyone*
*passes note back saying "Sure"*
*uses his phone to contact naho-bot, sending a message saying "Whered you go?"*
*she places her scroll on the table, booping Hisa once more* Booooop~!
*Pass another note saying "When?"*
Ultra boop! *Boops*
Sam
Everything's gonna go to hell soon, ain't it?
*passes another note saying "How about right now? I'll cook here later"*
*Pass a note back "Alright!"*
*laughs, hugging Hisato* ♪~
I hope she's okay... Things don't look too good.
And my final reward is a hug! *Laughs*
Alright guys i'll be back to cook *puts on coat and walks out the door*
*the naho ai smiles and is happy to see everyone* *nothing from the bot doe* .... i have no idea what is happening
*smiles* Hehe
*texts sanoba a message saying "Hey, I put the AI in a Robo body but it disappeared. Can you help me find it?*
*Tickles her* Hehe....
*I put my rifle in the bag and leave the cafe*
Gah, h-hey! *she moves away as she's tickled* N-No!
No escaping* Tickles her*
(Bona, how do i make clones?)
Noo! *laughs* S-Stop!
OOC: *Gets too distracted with P5 and forgets this was here* IC: Ai throws a knife at Bona's hat, once again. "Hey Bona, you find a note anywhere?"
Never! *Tickles her toe*
*the naho ai laughs*
Ooc: Eh my character uses illusions since he has telepathic powers so he can use clones to trick people Ic: What's your deal with my hat!? And yes I did. *passes the note to ai, but can't since he's chibi.*
Gah, stahp! *laughs, trying to escape*
*Grabs her leg* Where are you going? *Tickles with both hands*
(Oh...)
*Walks outside the armory with a dragon katana* Alright I finished th- *Looks at what's going on, then slowly walks back into the armory*
*laughs harder* H-Hisa!! Gah, I can't breathe!
That's what she said *Grins* *Tickles her one more time*
*texts sanoba again "Sanoba? U there bruh?"*
"Uh huh...." Ai grabs the note from Bona's hands and puts it in his pocket. "Don't get any ideas about me. Now carry on with whatever."
Hahh... Phew.... Ahh, my stomach hurts from laughing....
That was the point. *Chuckles*
... *the naho ai finishes laughing and puts a picture into my pocket*
*Walks out of the armory for real this time*
You were so funny...
This is why I never leave The Gates of Hell, unless Bayonetta wants me...
*pokes Hisato's cheek* Honey, I'm always funny.
"Bayonetta?" Ai throws a dagger straight at Rodin's head. "Who may that be?"
Oh really? *Grins*
*smirks* Hell yeah. *hugs Hisa* You make a great teddy bear~
*The dagger hits him straight in the head, but instead of it going inside his head, it just breaks* She's a friend of mine.
Yeah i do...
*purrs*
*Goes behind counter, grabs a bottle of hardcore whiskey, a bottle of vodka, and his cocktail shaker*
*The small wyvern pokes his head through the door.* Rwar?
*Pats her head* And you warm me up.. *Chuckles*
"Hmm... You're an interesting one." Ai stares at everyone... more like stalking everyone.
Rwar indeed, buddy... *Opens the door*
*smiles* Meow~
Aincrad walks in and lies down on a table. "Welp today is boring."
*He trots in. But why is he here? He looks over to Hisato and growls.*
*Pours both bottles into his shaker, then shakes the shaker, and throws the shaker in the air sometimes*
*looks at Sparky* ...? Oh, you're the wyvern that tried to shock Shiza at the wedding...
*Turns to Yang, and back at the wyvern* You know, err... him?
*Gets five glasses, pours the drink into all of them, then as a finishing touch, he puts lemon slices in each glass*
OOC: *goes to sleep*
Yeah, Rom. His name is Sparky, if I recall correctly...
Does anyone want one? *Looking at the drinks*
*Takes a drink*
Sparky? If my puns don't deceive me, then I'm guessing it has electrokinesis. *turns to Rodin* What is it?
Uhh... Sure. *takes a drink* Thanks.
*Sips his drink* I think I made it a little too sour with the lemon in there...
*Looks at Rom* It's Vodka and Hardcore Whiskey mixed together, with a lemon slice in it.
Oh, uh... No thank you.
*Takes a sip* Not bad...
Ok then.
Thanks, uhh what's your name again?
Ai leaves silently.
Hisato.
*sips the drink* That's good..
Alright, well thanks Hisato.
No problem!
Thanks.
I'll be right back. *Decends through a red portal*
*she stretches* Today's like a turtle....
*turns this cave into my evil lair
True...
*looks at Satan* ....nope, you're not the Satan I know... *sips her drink*
Rwar rwar! *His body starts crackling with electricity.*
*Ascends from red portal*
Yeah, don't act like I didn't see you fly away, Satan.
Ooc: Brb
*Sips drink*
*He trots over to Hisato and bites his leg.*
I wonder what's for dinner...
*Le Floof Ball Potum rolls in, and attempts to reach a chair.*
*she picks up Sparky and puts him in her lap, petting him*
*He leaps off and goes after Hisato again. His revenge is soon at hand.*
*Doodles*
.....okay? *she looks at Potum* Need some help there, buddy?
*Potum nods at Yang. It still tries to attempt to get on the chair.*
*He bite Hisato's leg again and shocks him!*
*Gets shocked* I left the stove on!
*Looks at Potum and Astalos* What the hell did Satan summon here?
*helps Pofum onto a chair* There you go, little guy~!
*Rom's phone rings, he picks up his stuff and waves at everyone before he leaves* OOC: gtg. My schedule's gonna be a bit wonky because of school starting again
*a tall man in a green military vest and mask walks* Finally putting my boots on some legit land.
*Potum sits down on the chair, and with the lots of space left it places down a scythe for Yang. It's detailed with lots of red, white, black, and yellow.*
*Looks at The Bug* Welcome to, uhh, The Bootleg Gates of Hell.
The only place I know if the ARK. Which implies that I was out at sea for about twenty years since the tides slowly swallows the landmass over time.
*looks at the scythe* Ooh. *she pets Potum* Cute~
*simply looks at the Potum* Did the main land made weird freaks of nature when I was at the ARK?
*Potum pulls out a bow from his backpack and shoots The_Bug. It looks so innocent still.*
AUGH!! *pulls out the arrow* Alright. I take that back!
*she laughs* Okay. I like this little fluffball.
*Potum smiles. It puts its weapon away and reads a book.*
*he takes a seat and starts repairing his old Kross and Gerund rifles* Even out of the ARK I need to keep my gob shut.
*Sigh* I'm going back to my bar. So I'll see you guys later. *Goes through portal on floor*
The cafe died....
*wakes up* Huh..?
Hey Yang...
Hi, Hisa.. *yawns* Again, today is a turtle...
That's true....
*sighs, laying down* And I don't have anything to do... Everything I could do is already done...
Same *Pours some coffee*
*Enters the cafe* Hey everyone...
*The Twins enter.* Both: Heya.
Hey Minato...
Hey, Yuki. Hey, kids.
Braza: Hi Miss Yang Irona: We've been learning history Both: It was cool
*Sits down at his usual booth* I feel like literal crap right now...
Cool, kids! *pats Yuki's head* It'll be fine...
*Sighs* I'm bored....
Same, Hisa.... *lays back down* Waaaahhhhh.....
Both: We are cool kids *The twins sit down*
There is nothing to do.....
I was training nonstop since 11:00am.
I've been doing nothing but cleaning home until a few hours ago....
Irona: Sam died in a tornado. Braza: Except he didn't. Both: He only got seriously injured.
*looks at the twins* ....can you tell me how he got injured?
*Looks at the twins* Is he ok?
Like the events that transpired.
Both: A friend of ours through it at him during training. He should be OK. We think.
*wakes up, still chibi* Hi Minato!
Wow. Poor Sammy... Hope he gets better..
Hi Bona...
Don't question me being chibi, by the way.
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!!
Irona: It's fine Braza: He deserved it.
*Sighs and sips his coffee*
.....yang my gosh...
SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!!
She is batshit crazy.... *Laughs*
*Looks at the pile of handguns in the middle of the cafe* When did these get here?
*flops down on the floor, sobbing* There's nothing to do...
*pets yang, still chibi* There there...
Soo boooring....
Both: Bona guy is tiny now?
......meow....
Meow again..
.......make me.
Yep! I turned chibi!
*Pets her* Here goes nothing...
*pets yang some more*
...meow~
*Chuckles*
Braza: We could kill you with a finger poke Irona: But we won't. Because that's bad.
I'm not that tiny....
PRINCE ALI, FABULOUS HE, ALI ABABWA!!
Braza: You could make a religion out of this Irona: No. Don't.
Batshit crazy.... *Pets her*
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER! *slams her face into the floor* what is wrong with me....
How did this happen?
OOC: Ey. Someone got it. IC: Both: Oh. Ok
Are you okay? *Checks her face*
I'm fine....just bored out of my mind...there's nothing to do...
*Looks at Yang* What drugs did she take?
*Pokes her head* Good...
Both: Miss Mayu's like this all the time. Don't worry about it.
A WHOLE NEW WOOORRRLLLD!!!
*Grabs Yang* No more....
A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW!!! *sobs* Okay, I'll stop...
Both: Do the Genie one next!
Don't cry....
WELL ALIBABA HAD THEM FORTY THIEVES, SHERENZADIE HAD A THOUSAND TALES!
*Covers her mouth*
*inhuman screech* It's time to stop...
Then stop...
Okay..... *slumps*
Both: WE'RE SOOOOOO BORED!!! *The Twins slump against their seats*
Good...
I feel you, kids... I feel you.....
*Pours some sake* I'm addicted to this drink, it's so good!
*The Twins start playing with one of their pokeballs* Both: Wonder if Mister Blue's around.
*sits up* Damn, I never got to battle Blue OR Red yet....
Mhm...
*Puts on some music*
Ooc: Yeah I know it's another P3 song, but I'm just trying to stay in the theme of my character...
Braza: Blue took us out. Irona: He said we were pretty good though
I would battle you two, but I'm tiny so I can't.
Wow. You two must've put up a good fight, then.
Both: Down to the last pokemon on both sides.
I got this.. *Throws a de-chibi potion on Bona*
Huh. *looks at her Pokeballs* ....I'm actually contemplating switching some Pokemon out for other ones.
*is no longer chibi* Aww man, I liked being chibi....
Well, now you can battle them...
I guess so. Also yang, we should probably have that Pokemon battle soon.
Braza: I mean... Irona: I guess we could Both: Bona guy and miss Yang Vs us?
*walks out of the bathroom* It was empty when I walked in here...
*Destroys the door*
*loada a mag into his Gerund AR and aims it at brute* Did the main land got more deadly or spmething?!
Like a multi battle? Sure, I'm up for that! You up for a multi battle, Bona?
*Roars at the bug*
Sure! *holds up a pokeball*
*starts walking back* Hey lady... help me with this thing? *points at the brute*
Braza: Where are we gonna do it though? Irona: Here's a little... small.
*Walks to him with loud footsteps*
*adds a silencer to his rifle* Back off or lethal force will be applied!
*looks at the bug* Huh? Sure *she draws her buster sword, activating its dust chamber and sending a wave of ice towards the brute*
*Roars very loudly then takes out the rifle*
*pulls out his Sea Eagle pistol and starts shppting at the brute* BACK OFF!
*Grabs him*
Hey, get off of him! *she slices at the brute with her sword*
*Gets stunned for a second*
*The twins, looking rather annoyed, fire a string of their razer wire at Brute in an attempt to wrap them up in it.*
*goes behind the brute and slashes his back with the sword*
*Kicks Bona away*
Freeze! *she activates the sword's dust chamber, slicing at the brute in an attempt to freeze it*
*Switches the gun element to ice, then rapidly fires at the Brute with his two elemental M1911 pistols*
*round house kicks the brute in the head* Don't mess with ARK Security!
*Blocks the attacks*
*Keeps firing at the brute*
*she transforms her sword into a scythe, slicing at the brute*
Both: Ambriel *The red half of Ambriel brings it's great sword down towards Brute's head. The blue half of Ambriel thrust it's spear at Brute's chest*
*Guns need to cool down* *Sigh* *Puts the guns in the holsters, then does a jump kick to the Brute*
*Grabs Minato then throws him out on the window*
*she jumps and kicks the brute's face, using the scythe for support*
Both: Would we go to a park or just outside or what? *The red and blue Ambriels attack with their weapons in swift motions, ine covering the other as they attacked*
*Grabs her leg and twists it*
*yelps in pain, falling* Owowow!!
*Throws her out too*
My leg!!
*The red half of Ambriel swings its sword heavily downwards, leaping off the blue half's spear for extra height*
*two ARK secsecurity agents barges in* The Shield: Enemy detected! Weapons hot! The Bomb: Then fire away! *The Shield pulls out his Kross smg and The Bomb readies his GotLung minigun and starts firing at the Brute*
*uses mediarama on everyone and slices with the blood moon*
*Steps on her with his heavy foot*
Ooc: Sorry for being afk... IC: *Minato then jumps back in the cafe, then shoots himself with evoker summoning Black Frost, Black Frost then casts Diamond Dust on the Brute*
Hey hey! Friendly fire you two! *continues to attack the brute with CQC*
*Kicks away Agent 1*
Both: Stop ignoring us! We're asking questions! *The red Ambriel fires a dark orb at Brute. The blue mbriel fires a light orb at Brute. The Twins seem to be getting agitated.*
*limps back in* Ow... Ow.... Ow...
*The Shield attends Yang's leg injury while the Shield keeps shooting at the brute and The Bug pulls out his side arm and keeps shooting* The Shield: Defend me while I tend the injured The Bug and Bomb: Copy that!
*Grabs the shield by his throat then crushes his head*
*Walks inside and uses infernity doom dragon to blast the brute* I come back for a drink I find the usual mayhem....
Both: Just because we're kids... *Red Ambriel kicks Brute in the face. Blue Ambriel stabs Brute in the side with its spear*
*The Bomb and Bug drags Shield's body out* Bug: Defend us!
*Throws the counter to the door*
*Keeps commanding infernity doom dragon to blast the counter and the brute and I proceed to throw a broken bottle at it*
*Rodin ascends from the red portal behind the counter, he has a angry face, and you can see his eyes glowing red behind his sunglasses* *Walks towards the Brute* Grr.. haven't I killed enough fools today?
*she slams the staff of her scythe on the floor, ice dust activating and making a dust barrier appear, fencing in the brute*
*Breaks out*
Come on, hit me!!!
*her eyes start glowing red* This thing is really pissing me off...!
OOC:Brute being a mary sue much ignoring a dragon blast and a bottle thrown at you or just ignorant?
*enters in and sees the mayhem and aims the Brute in the fave* Knock knock. Who's there? *starts shooting at the brute with no mercy* A FUCKING PISSED OFF HUNTER WHAT'S WHO!!!
Both: Why do people think they can walk over us? *The Ambriels combine light and dark attacks, firing an almighty laser through the brute*
*Roars*
I said, HIT ME!!!
*grabs the brute* GET THE HELL OUT!!! *He throws it out side while blasting it with his Onyx Roses*
*Flies out then leaves with a glare*
*sighs, wincing and grabbing her leg* Ouch....
NEXT TIME YOU SCURRY YOUR SCRAWNY ASS HERE I WILL HAVE CALL IN A SHINIGAMI YOU HEAR ME!?!?!
He didn't hit me? He must've been scared of me.
*The Ambriel fade. The twins are angry* Both: It's really annoying.
*she transforms her scythe to compact form, then sits down near the counter, examining her injured leg* Sonuva.....
I doubt it.... *I get a chair off the ground assuming the cafee is wrecked and put a table back in place and sit down* Hey yang...
Hi, Kalin....
*heavily breaths as his dragons starts to grow* We both are having a rough day... am I right Rodin?
^^dragon horns
It looks like your blue haired friend is knocked out in that booth over there. *Points towards Minato*
*Looks at Hunter* Yeah, I guess.
And I ask you are? *Looks at Rodin* OOC:I'm surprised theres a rodin now seeing how I enjoyed the game and the rodin boss fight so Kudos dude @_Rodin_
Both: Wow. This place got wrecked. *The twins still sound slightly annoyed,*
*sighs* Do I have to pull a Glynda...?
*gives Rodin and himself a cup of Cervic Spike* This would lighten things up.
A what? *Looks in confusion as I sigh grabbing a broom cleaning up what mess was made*
*Looks at Kalin* The name's Rodin, a bartender and blacksmith who works at The Gates of Hell.
*sighs, fiddling with her scroll. She then fixes up the place with Telekinesis, returning everything to what it was before the quarrel*
*Walks in* What a mess...
*Takes the Cervic Spike from Hunter, then downs it* Thanks Hunter.