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Oh, hey Bona! *Arachnia seems wary...* ...don't mind him, Arachnia...
*Aria rests on the lance she uses as a seat* Yep. Definatly a dream. So I'll just sleep nd wake up tomorrow back home.
Um yang.Your okay right?
Yeah, I'm fine, Neon.
*slaps aria to tell her this is not a dream*
*Aria impales the wall above one of the booths with her spears, making a makeshift bed, and falls asleep*
"How's it going, Huntress, Bona, everyone else?" Ai throws a knife at Neon before sitting down.
You don't sound alright
*Catches the knife before it hits Neon*
What do you mean I don't sound alright?
*throws a fuckin chair*
*Enters* Did I miss anything?
"Well, aren't you a protective one Ikebu." Ai grins. "Good to know."
Oh, hey Rom! *the big scorpion* scuttles around the cafe. Yang chuckles at this* What're you getting to excited for, Arachnia?
*Looks at Arachnia*
*Looks confused at the scorpion* Yup, I missed something...
Yang your not alright first a dinosaur now a scorpion?
Would you dream beings shut up? I'm trying to get out of this dream here! *Aria blasts everyone with a strong gust of wind before going back to sleep*
*she gets off of Arachnia, patting her before giving her a slab of meat* Here you are. *looks at Neon* Why, you jelly?
"You can always have odd pets, Miss Neon." He takes a dead scorpion encased in a gem from his pocket. "Like this, for example."
Seriously, what is going on?
*Arachnia scuttles to Ai, looking at the gem-encased scorpion. She scuttles back to Yang's side, showing no more interest in the gem-encased scorpion*
*realizes she's riding a scorpion* Yang you are oicially the most hardcore person I've ever met like sweet sandwiches
"It's too bad it died in it's little case. Still good for jewelry though." Ai puts it back in his pocket. "That scorpion's very nice, Yang."
Anime warned us about this Soon they'll kill us all We gotta stop it bro
*hits bona on the back of his head*
*she smiles at Bona* There are a ton of prehistoric animals where I've recently been. *looks at Ai* Yeah. She's seen a lot of shit, though. She saved me from being strangled by a Titanoboa...
*facepalms* I don't think I'll ever get an answer, will I?
I wanna ride a fucking dinosaur
"Probably won't Rom." Ai checks his wristwatch, and throws a knife at the wall. "I'll take my leave now, 'till we meet again." And just as he says, Ai walks out.
I want a pet dinosaur
Yang, wanna see something cool?
Oh, sure Bona, but first.... *she reaches into a saddlebag on Arachnia, who quivers in excitement. She pulls out two eggs* I have a couple of eggs here. Stole them from some raptors. *she gives one to Bona, and one to Ikebu* Here you go!
*Exits silently*
Are we making omelettes
No, Kenny. These are dinosaur eggs. Not for eating.
*drink some more water*
*smiles* thanks Yang
*Robbie throws three banana peels on the ground*
No prob, Ikebu. When it hatches, you'll have yourself a dino baby. *she pulls out the egg from yesterday from a saddlebag, putting it on a cushion* I look forward to the day this guy hatches~
*he enters in* Hey guys I~ *steps on a banana peel* Oh come on!!! I cleaned these boots an hour ago!!!
*takes the egg and puts it down* Thanks! Anyways.. *puts the egg in his bag then suddenly, some pinkish purple wings appear on his back and he begins flying around the cafe* Pretty cool, right?
*Wakes up*
*she watches Bona* Woah! That's awesome! *the large scorpion scuttles after Bona* Arachnia thinks so, too!
*Watches Bona fly around the cafe* I'm in one of those dreams where I think I'm awake, aren't I?
So how's everyone doing? *starts cleaning his boot*
Heh, thanks! *gently floats down and the wings dissapears* Another perk of having Psi skills!
*Magatsu Izanagi is summoned* M. Izanagi: Nope that is just Bona's psy powers.
I'm good, Hunt. Got me a Pulmonoscorpius. Say hi to Arachnia! *Arachnia scuttles over to Hunter*
*Drinks soda*
*Sigh* 30 more minutes...
Hey a spider. *he pets it as his bird sized Nevermore Eileen flies in* Long time no see Eileen.
pat: ... someone knock me out. i have not slept for 2 weeks
*Enters... again*
....It's a scorpion.... *Arachnia seems dejected...*
*grabs a frying pan and smacks pat over the head with it* You're welcome.
*his face becomes pail because he got stun* Hunter: I am so sorry... I've been eating by massive spiders in Yharnam. M. Izanagi: Anyone have a anti-venom?
Nope, sorry Izanagi.
And when I was in the Chalice Dungeon, I founded this. *shows Bona and Yang a photo* http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Bloodborne/Labyrinth_Mole_Front_Small.jpg
*Blows up door and rushes in* Wazzup nerds? Hey Bona.
Hey Pika
That's broken door number... how many? Anyway, hey Pika...
*looks at the picture* ....what is that.....? *Arachnia scuttles around the cafe aimlessly*
And who's the edgy lookin' nerd? *Looks at guy holding big scythe*
That is a mole Yang. *his Nevermore Eileen lands Yang's head*
THATS A MOLE!?
...that's one weird looking mole... *Arachnia attempts to climb Yang in an attempt to inspect Eileen closer* Help! *...Yang collapses from Arachnia's weight...*
*Sharpens knives*
Uhh Yang? Have you domesticated a large spider? And what mole?
Hey the Chalice dungeons are super dark so the moles evolved. *Eileen flies to Hunter's shoulder*
....it's a scorpion, Pika!
Well... How in the world did you domesticate and tame it?
Hey Kitsune...
Hey Minato
I wasn't saying hi to you, I was going to tell you something...
Well Pika, I saved it from being mauled alive by an argentavis. In turn it saved me from being strangled by a titanoboa.
Oh what?
You know that we're not going to Shibuya for the Dark Hour tonight, right?
Understandable. I'm still questioning to this very day how you guys don't realize that a Pikachu can talk.
I meant how you guys do not question me for speaking english.
Oh... because?
I've seen weirder shit than a talking Pikachu. *Arachnia gets off of Yang, scuttling towards Ikebu*
Hello Arachnia~
Henlo Mr. Scorpion. How's your day?
Want a cookie? *Pulls out a cookie*
*throws my sword at the wall*
*Arachnia attempts to climb Ikebu...*
Because there's an important shadow in the place we have to go to...
*smiles at Arachnia*
Oh i thought we were cancelling
...careful, she's heavy. *Arachnia manages to climb onto Ikebu's back...*
Well, we can always go tomorrow...
Where exactly is this place you're going to?
*doesnt struggle from Arachnia's weight* ok
*Looks at Pika* It's my apartment building...
....I'm low-key impressed. *Arachnia jumps off of Ikebu's back and scuttles to Yuki's side*
*looks at arachnia* thats cute
*Looks at Minato suspiciously*
*Looks at Arachnia, then pokes it* What's this supposed to be?
*Runs over to Archania and gives it a cookie*
*I keep looking at arachnia suspicious of yang*
Arachnia's my pet Pulmonoscorpius. Or "big-ass scorpion," if you prefer that.. *Arachnia shudders slightly*
Oh right, I forgot to put those special lights for the Dark Hour in here...
*sami was about to do something but the person who is roleplaying as him as ran away aka fallen asleep*
*Everything that's powered by electricity in Leblanc turns off*
So Minato, why your apartment specifically?
*Looks at Pika* Orpheus said that he could feel a strong aura in the apartment...
*The door is opened slowly*
*Tsukyomi appears and unleashes abyssal wings on everyone*
*The wings pass through everyone because of the no fighting sign*
*Arachnia runs circles around Yuki and Ikebu* ...I think she likes you two.
*Eileen pecks at Sho's head* Seems Eileen doesn't likes you.
*Attempts to pet Arachnia*
Heh *smiles*
Edgelord Sho how you doin
*Arachnia scuttles around Pika, inspecting him. She then tosses Pika onto her back before continuing to run laps around Yuki and Ikebu*
*Sits on Archania* So, anything important happening with you guys right now?
Okay then...
*chuckles*
Ooc: I was doing something. Ic: I guess she does like me...
*Grabs popcorn and puts on a cowboy hat*
Everyone gonna get on the floor and walk the dinosaur apparently
*Eileen flies by Pika and lands on Yang again* Hunter: And I taught Eileen a certain trick. Would you agree? Eileen: I am certain that Yang's hair is magnificently fabulous.
*laughs* Enjoying yourself there, Pika-nerd?
*Blood is dripping from the ceiling*
....why thank you, Eileen!
*Laharl opens the door like a reasonable person and enters* *He then sits down and leans on the counter and proceeds to fall asleep*
This ride is pretty enjoyable. *Looks at ceiling* Hey look, it's the dark hour!
*looks up* Hunter: Who died in the ATTIC?!?!?! I FUCKING CLEANED THAT SHIT!!! *Hunter runs up to clean* Eileen: Surprise that Hunter cleans a lot. Never does it in his spare time.
*mettaton bursts through the wall again* M: DID SOMEONE SAY FABULOUS!?
Hunter, I think it's a Dark Hour thing...
...huh. *she looks at Laharl and approaches him, poking his cheek* ....you okay there, sleepyhead?
*Ex-aid man bursts through the wall* Dai yeaaaaah!
*Prepares his wide assortment of weaponry, grenades, rpgs, cardboard box tank, and machete*
*Laharl is unresponsive*
We're not going out tonight, Pika...
*Absorbs blood*
*Hunter's pet crow walks up to Mettaton* Eileen: I did. And Yang's hair reminds me of a nice bed.
*Sadly puts away all his weapons*
*Arachnia seems surprised at the entrance of the Kamen Rider. She seeks protection by Yang, who continues to poke Laharl's cheek* My liege..? Are you okay.....?
Is that the knock-off kool-aid man?
*Looks at the blood puddles on the floor, not worried by them* ...
*sigh* I think... I'll go get some fresh air... *exits*
*Hunter is heard yelling* WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD?!
Let's play a game because I'm bored.
Actually first I need to settle something real quick. *Runs upstairs and slaps the Hunter*
*Looks at Pika* What kind of game?
*the wings reapears, then he flies out cuz he's bored*
*Runs downstairs* I don't know like a card game or darts.
Any of you other guys have any games?
Nope. All I can think of is seeing who can take the most of Arachnia's venom before being knocked out.
Eileen: So how would you sister react to Arachnia?
Uhh, I dunno, Eileen. She'd probably freak out and say "get rid of it," but I love Arachnia too much to do that. Oh. *points to an egg on a table* Also, that might me a wyvern egg. Akechi appraised it for me.
How about drunk darts? *pulls out darts and whiskey*
Eileen: Planning to be a Wyvern Rider?
No thanks, Pika. I'd rather not lose an eye...
*shrugs* I dunno, Eileen. Probably. I did go through a ton of trouble to get it....
Drunk pillow fight? *pulls out pillows and whiskey*
*Arachnia seems to be chewing on one of the pillows*
Drunk beer pong? *pulls out plastic cups and whiskey*
*Minato goes behind the counter and pulls out a bottle of vodka and a shot glass, he pours the vodka into the glass, then puts the bottle back*
Eileen: The pros are that air travel is obsolete and a Wyvern is like a giant scaly dog.
*Drinks whiskey*
Drunk indoor baseball? *pulls out baseball bat and whiskey*
*Laharl yawns and stretches his arms* So, who wants to play videogames?
*Downs the glass of vodka, then looks at Pika* Are you just coming up with games now?
Huh... Then it's very likely I'll learn to ride my wyvern.
*Looks at Laharl* We can't, because the power is out...
*Arachnia scuttles over to Laharl, inspecting him*
Yes I am. Drunk indoor Rugby using baseball bats in a basketball court? *Pulls out rugby ball and whiskey*
*goes up to the attic*
*walks from the attic covered in blood* All done.
Came back from the Dream hunter?
I'll just create more power. *Laharl creates electricity in his fingertips because wynaut?*
Hunter, there's more blood down here now.. *Gestures to the blood puddles*
I was cleaning the attic. *a Dancing Hand is seen massaging his head* I founded this little bugger in the attic.
*she walks over to her egg, draping a blanket over it* There we go. Nice and toasty, huh? *Arachnia scuttles around Laharl, still inspecting him*
*Hunter cleans up the blood puddles on the cafe as the Dancing Hand shadow jumps on Yang and massages her head as well* So planning something?
Meh. i'm just making up a bunch of drunk games that I would like to do.
*i'm Cuddling my egg in my sleep*
*she sighs* Ahh, that feels good... *Arachnia takes notice of the Dancing Hand, attempting to climb Yang to get a closer look at it* Help! *she collapses due to Arachnia's weight...*
*The power turns back on and the blood disappears*
*Walks into cafe and greets everyone* Hey guys.
Hey look it's Joker. *he assists Yang while the Dancing Hand still on her head massaging*
*Laharl glances at Akira_* Who's this?
*she seems to be struggling under Arachnia* ...Arachnia, honey, can you get off? *Arachnia shudders and crawls off of Yang* Thanks, baby girl... And hi, Akira.
*Takes time to examine what's going on* What's that thing on top of Yang? *Heads behind counter and dresses into coffee shop clothes*
Woah, lookin' cool Joker! I would like 10 bottles of whiskey.
That is her spider pet Arachnia. *his pet raven flies next to Akria*
*she pats Arachnia* Akira, this is Arachnia, my Pulmonoscorpius. Or as others have taken to calling her, my "big-ass scorpion."
Woooah, lookin' cool Jok- ugh- NANI!?
*Looks at scorpion* Looks decent enough. Anyone want come curry or coffee?
*Looks over at Mona* Hey Morgana...
Hey Mona. *gives him a plate of fatty tuna and makes a pot of fresh curry*
Look Morgana, I know it's past my bedtime but don't torture me please. I just want to raise my confidants.
Oh look, it's the talking cat! *Tosses fatty tuna*
Eh, *Mona looks over at the fatty tuna.* That was all I really came here for. *Mona pulls out his slingshot and taps a blue crystal on it. Suddenly, a tear in space appear, a rift.* Later. *Mona takes the plate of fatty tuna and slowly enters the rift*
*Arachnia seems to want acknowledgment...* Aww, it's okay, honey... *Yang hugs Arachnia* It's okay, I love you... *Arachnia shudders gleefully*
*I walk inside and sit down at a table hiding my face*
Oh thank god... *A sweat droplet appears* I don't have to sleep early...
*Looks over at Ruby* Hey Ruby
*she notices Ruby* Oh, hey sis! *she jumps on Arachnia, who scuttles over to Ruby* What's up?
*Mona hangs slightly out of the rift* Oh, yeah, I almost forgot, time to sleep! *Mona pulls out a real gun and points it at Akira_* Permanently!
*Puts on headphones and starts humming Stitches*
*Jumps behind the counter and pulls out his pistol* Please Morgana! I need this extra time!
Hey sis! *I hide my face still and cough a bit*
Tch, it's too late! Your time to die has long since passed! *Mona fires a whole clip of his pistol towards Joker's head. After he does this, he reloads and backflips towards the entrance*
*Starts drinking whiskey ignoring the homicidal cat and Joker fighting it out for sleep*
.........you sick?
*Dodges the bullets and tosses a coffee cup towards Mona* Listen! I need to complete my confidants and read books!
No I'm fine sis
Are you sick?
Then why're you coughing? And hiding your face?
*Mona fires another clip at Akira_ and then back flips through a window to reload while providing cover*
*Returns fire and flips over a table for cover* *Reloads and continues firing*
Just feel cold....
You're defiantly sick Ruby...
Oh.... So, did you and the others hear, sis? Dad already knows.
*is asleep in the attic*
*Mona pulls out an RPG and gets a safe distance away. He sits it up and without thinking or aiming, he quickly fires a rocket towards the door to LeBlanc*
*Slaps rocket towards Untouchable*
*enters and gives ruby some chicken noodle soup before sitting down at a booth* OOC: im awake
What happened yang?
*Fires a few rounds and tosses a grenade* Morgana! I don't want to sleep!
*she shows Ruby her left hand, a ring adorned* I'm married~!
*Spits out whiskey* WHAT! You're married?
*gives Ruby his attire coat and Akira his Confidant Card, the Judgement* Are you sure Ms. Rose?
Hey, is anyone gonna help out Akira with the sadistic cat?
*Mona gets a machine gun and begins firing off hundreds of rounds towards LeBlanc, breaking the windows and coffee mugs everywhere.*
*smiles* Yeah, Pika. I'm married.
to who!?
My friend Ceaser Zeppeli.
*Takes a si...* YOU FUCKING SHOT MY WHISKEY BOTTLE! *Pulls out M60 and starts gunning in the general direction of the cat*
*nods at Hunter* Yup~!
*flies in* Hey guys, I'm back from killing shadows.
THIS LITTLE BUGGER SHOT MY WHISKEY BOTTLE! *Reloads and continues hail of bullets*
Oh dear. *he grabs Akria and they both duck down* Does Mona does this?
*Moma ducks behind a window for cover and begins throwing smoke bombs in the cafe*
This usually happens when I go past my bedtime... *Takes a few potshots at Mona*
......okay, that's it... *she throws a metric crap-ton of fatty tuna out at Mona* Take your tuna, I'll make sure he gets to bed, dammit! Stop destroying the cafe!!
No, nonononono. Not bedtime! *Continues shooting Mona*
*Mona takes a barrel of gasoline and throws it inside the cafe. He then takes a sniper rifle and shoots the barrel*
*Slaps bullet out of the air and tosses barrel back out of the cafe*
*Arachnia seems annoyed...* I am too, honey, I am too...
Heh... *Mona drops an atomic bomb on the cafe, then disappears into a rift*
Akira go to bed... now...
*Sadly walks into attic and gets into bed* *Suddenly the atomic bomb phases out of existence*
No way that worked. *Looks confused*
*she shouts up after Akira* If you're having trouble sleeping, Arachnia's venom acts like a harmless narcotic!
*Heavy breathing and shivering sounds*
*see on the floor dead from Arachnia's bite*
*a random jingle can be heard*
....though when taken in dangerous doses, it can be fatal, huh, Arachnia? *Arachnia shudders in agreement*
*he walks in showing Yang his bio card and showing his resistance to poison is low* Yeah...
....wow, i had no clue you were such a sissy to poison, Hunts..
I'm pretty sure he's just shivering because of Morgana and not your venom... Right?
Probably Morgana. Arachnia didn't sting him. And Arachnia's a scorpion, Hunter, not a spider!
That is why I have been grinding Blood echoes to fix that. T
*Whispers from upstairs* don't let mona get near me don't let mona get near me don't let mona get near me don't let mona get near me don't let mona get near me~~~
Mistakes are made Yang. And remember Arachnia is a scorpion.
Yes, a scorpion. And don't worry, Akira! We won't let Mona near you!
I wonder what he's been through...
*falls to the ground and again dead from Arachnia's venom sting cue the song!*
.....the hell, Hunter...?
He seems to be hyper-allergic to venom.
*a giant Kos parasite burrows out of his dead body and slithers out of the cafe*
*Arachnia is laying over Hunter's dead body, probably trying to keep him warm....* ...Arachnia, you do know he's dead, right?
*she mounts Arachnia* Well, see you all later. I have some pets to take care of~ *she rides out of LeBlanc on Arachnia*
*Leaves LeBlanc headed towards an elementary school*
"Walks in" Hello.
*falls asleep*
*I fall to the ground going limp*
*changes my voice to sound like mona* you should go to bed now *changes my voice back to normal and is on the computer*
*he enters in and sees Ruby* Ms. Rose! *he helps her to a booth* You alright?
So calm today.
*Enters the cafe* Empty....
Knock knock it's Kenny
Mhm.... *Sits down on a booth*
So this place is gonna get deleted Oh no fam what do we do
//A voice bellows through the sky, shaking LeBlanc.\\ MORTALS! BE WARNED! I HAVE MADE A POLL AND IT APPEARS WE SHALL BE RAZING THIS BUILDING FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF MY NEXUS. YA DIG?
I don't know....
HEY SUCCY Let me help I need more heel heat!
*Hubris is here too for some reason.* You shall all heed the words of your God, Succoth Benoth!
No thanks.....
Saying no thanks doesn't help, mortal. You should learn your place before the creator of the Nexus, Succoth Benoth.
Olay guys, time to call it off...Edgy baby said no dice. //With that the voice fades.\\
Oh, alright then, as you command my liege. *Hubris floats up into the air before crashing into the roof and flying away.*
Goddamnit Plan B This cafe is more dead than Naho
Your carrier is more dead, and i don't have time for you.....
What's a carrier, you drunk bro
Don't have time? Well, I'd give you more of that if you'd like!
Skyla walks in. "Hey guys~!"
"Walks in" Hello.
*Laharl enters* Hmm, no one here? *Laharl then throws his sword at the counter.* I'm gonna take a nap!
*A red portal appears on the floor, then Rodin ascends from it* Yo.
Ooc: New page
OOC:Wifi is down
*Comes in* Hey guys, you like card games? Cuz' I'm making one.