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*Enters*
*Looks at Shadow* What kind of card game?
It's complicated.
How complicated?
You know Yu-Gi-Oh? It's worse.
I'll just stick with regular card games for now.
Ooc: I think the server's not letting me type long sentences.
*Parks duel runner then walks inside sitting down at the counter*
OOC:wifi is back
Hey Kalin, I'm making a card game.
*Drinks coffee*
Gleamstar yawns and stretches. "Morng! Still weerd tooleg place tho."
*Yawn*
"Why can eye understand u tolegs doe??" Gleamstar looks up at Ikebu. "Is... powr from StarCaln???"
I dont even know how i can understand you
"Huh... weerd." Gleamstar shrugs and hops up onto a chair. "Yoo twolegs no are scary. Nice tooleg?"
Yes im a nice tooleg
Whayt ay nayce witwle animaw! Ah'm gunna adoypt it.
"So twoleeg NOT scaree. Cool." Gleamstar nods. "What dis place? It not ThunderClan anymoar. Or StarClan."
*Looks at dawtz* Are you okay pal? or just having trouble talking?
"Who ahr u? U speek liek me, kinda."
*A bright light comes from the sky outside* Aw shit...
Dat's how wew tayk bayck in Atwantwis! My hoymelaynd!
"Antqantis? Sonds weerd." Gleamstar yawns.
*Walks outside*
Ah wus wunce da kayng of Atwantwis, da citay undah da see!
No-one can understand a word your saying Dartz. Just like everyone wiped season 4 from their memories.
Shuyt ap, Bwittiash boi.
*Loud punching sounds come from outside*
"A kingh!!1! U wer a kinge???" Gleamstar gasps dramatically. "Ur leeder liek me! ...Wait, am I even technically a leader anymore? I was kind of reincarnated and... gah, can't remember..."
I;m not bristish, I'm just gay. Wait, let me try that again.
I can understand you In America.
Naw ya speayk leyk nowmawl peoyple. Dayt's weiwd.
Keith, you're still Canadian. Stop trying to be American. You're not funny.
I can speak normally, it's just not as much fun as seeing you people twyin' to daycyphew mah speeych.
*Just watching this happen*
"Wait, I'm speaking normally? That's not... uh..." Gleamstar's eyes flash rainbow for a second. "Dat wasnt kawaii at all!! Gomen."
No, you're Canadian. In America. *walks away americanly*
Ah fynd ya supaw Kawai-Desu, Gweamstaw!
*Kyungmi appears once again* HENLO HOUMANS!!
"Gasp! Reely?" Gleamstar's eyes sparkle. "Eye think u ahr kawaii too, Dawtz!!"
"HENLO NEW FREN!" Gleamstar shouts at the smol person.
Hello Kyu~
Awww, look at how cute it is! *Stabs Gleamstar* And now it's cuter.
So, waht ish all yu peapel doing? Kyungmi hash decshyded to apear once again!
Gleamstar dies instantly... but then leaps up at Melvin with bright rainbow eyes! "NIEN LIVES, DESU!"
You'll be in the negative once I'm done with you.
Oh, bloody hell. Hello Melvin.
Hiiiiii, Florence!
*pets kyungmi and gleamstar*
"WEEL SEE BOUT DAT!" Gleamstar slashes at Melvin with strength no house cat should reasonably have.
Oh hey Melvin
I heard Yugi and a bunch of doors were down the street in the other coffee shop. Maybe you should go there instead.
O, hai merk. *Kyungmi says to no one directly.*
Hey there, little cat. I'm a [EFF]ing Psycopath, pain makes me sexually aroused. So please, scratch me more!
"L-lewd..." Gleamstar throws a table at Melvin. "U perw!!1!!"
I don't know any yugi and i remember you from before....
Oh you should see Florence once he's had enough Fish 'N' Chips. It's even worse than when my father... It's even worse than my father.
"So... MEGGA LEWD?!" Gleamstar throws another table. "Dye pervy!!!1111!11!"
I'm just going to leave before Melvin shanks me again. I'm still healing from the last time. *Bakura makes a hasty exit*
*Conjures a Duel Disk* Noitcerid lareneg siht ni gnihtyreve kcuf... MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!!
*Summons hundred eyes dragon*
oshit. *Kyungmi rolls out*
*Writes the Egyptian speech that Melvin said down* *Holds it up to a mirror* ... Shit, that's smart.
"DRAGO AN CHIKEN??45?!" Gleamstar... throws another table.
Will you leave those tables alone, you stupid cat-thing?!
Doyn't say dat to mah Katty-Cat!
*Gives a cup of coffee to dawtz* On the house...
Taynk yew, Kawin Kewsswew! Ah Leyk youw Motowsickle.
Gleamstar responds by throwing a table at Shadow.
Uh..You mean my duel runner?
*pets gleamstar some more*
*Cleans the counter*
*Enters Leblanc with part of his hair dyed black* Hi...
Hey Minato
*Sits down at a booth*
*Aria wakes up on her bed of spears. Bet you forgot she was there, huh?* Ugh. Man, that was a strange dream.
Oh hey its you um....
*Looks at Aria* ...
Minato why is your hair black?
A bar in Shibuya. Lots of weird people. Strange dream indeed.
*Looks at Bona* I dyed it...
I felt like it...
It's not like I dyed it all black...
....you know what? I'll be back in a bit. *leaves*
You're being awfully quiet, Je... *Aria finally notices she's not where she thinks she is* ...huh...
your still here... this is not a dream.. *thinks "now pick the red pill or the blue pill"*
OOC: also... somehow sanoba is now here...
Why am I still here? *Aria collapses back onto her spear bed*
*walks back in with some new clothing and without a pikachu hat and green hair* Hey guys!
*Looks at Bona* Copying off me, eh?
No, I felt like I needed a new design too. Ooc: In actuality I decided I wanted ic bona to look less like IRL me.
*Aria is too busy having a minor freakout to care*
*rolls my eyes* sami: *leaves* pat: *is still knocked out*
*Looks at Aria* Are you ok?
*Aria sits up* Where am I? Like, the exact time and place.
Bona will explain that to you..
Ugh, fine. *stands up* You're currently in the nexus, a place that's kind of like a hub of dimensions. This place takes anyone from any universe and just plops them in.
So, you're saying I flew into another dimensions? *Aria bursts out laughing*
pretty much... we don't even know how we got here
Yep, it sounds hilarious, but it's true.
Oh, so you do know how stupid it sounds. Good. *Two of Aria's spears fly out of the wall, positioning themselves just above Aria's shoulders.* Then, you'll forgive me if I don't believe you. For all I know, you coud have captured me and are trying to get me to tell secret information to you by winning my trust.
"Comes from a portal" Hi guys.
*Looks at Ikebu* Oh, hi Kitsune..
"Checks his phone"
Hey Minato and Akechi
*Aria looks from left to right nervously* Umm... I'm still here, yknow. Just casually pointing two spears in you're general direction. *Aria whistles for a bit.*
Hi ikebu.
*waves at ibeku*
Hey bona
This...happens way to often to you guys, doesn't it?
*Looks at Aria* What do you mean?
I'm pointing my spears at you, possibly trying to kill you all, and you're still just chatting amongst yourself, completely ignoring me. How many times a week are you guys attacked by stuff?
were used to the madness
We're used to it
Yep, there's a ton of people who try to kill us.
Yeah, it happens at least twice a day...
Geez, welcome to my life. Just a year ago, I was faffing around with my bestie. Then I got superpowers, Aliens invaded, my parents died. my besties BF just died along with 4 of our other friends so we could escape our home getting bombed. Honestly, life is... Damn it! Why am I telling you this?
well in my world. monokumas everywhere. killing people, making people feel despair which does people in despair kill other people... *sigh* so much fucking despair
*The two spears above Aria spin in the air and go back into the wall* Man, I don't know what to think right now.
Ina
*a small girl with fox ears and a fox tail in a kimono walks in* Where is he....?
*looks at the small girl* uhhh.... hello?
Ina
Oh, hi. Have you seen my- *notices bona* Bona! *hugs him*
*is surprised by the hug* O-oh, hi Ina. Haven't seen you in a while.
Ina
Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you!
Bona, you know her?
She's my best friend from the my world, Ina.
Ina
*notices Bonas green hair and cat ears and tail* What happened to you?
*Aria looks up* That girl...is so cute... *Aria shakes her head* They're the enemy, Torry. Snap out of it.
All I did was dye my hair and I got neko features.
Ina
They're so cute! *pets bona*
*Snaps back to reality* ...
Ina
*blushes* J-just don't get any ideas OK!? It's not like I like you OK? *mutters the word baka*
Ina
Ooc: oop, there goes gravity
Ooc: This is why I lost all of my faith in humanity.
"Hey guys!"
I won't Ina. *thinks "Heh, just as tsundere as usual."*
"Hm? What's going on here?"
Ina
*looks at sanoba and ibeku* Who are you two?
Im Ikebu
*Looks at Spectrum* I have no idea...
I'm just going to try and get back home again. *Aria and her spears fly out of the room, leaving 4 deep indents in the wall above one of the booths*
"You should at least know something, right?"
Nope, I was zoned out for about an hour...
"Oh. I guess that makes sense, you being the seal keeping Nyx at bay and all..."
Ina
*waves at sanoba, skyla, Minato, and ibeku as a fox pup comes in* Kyu! I thought I told you to stay at home! *goes over to the fox pup*
Skyla gasps and goes over to the fox pup. "It's so cute!"
Yeah...
Ina
*turns to skyla* Oh! This is one of my best friends, kyu! He was with me since we were babies!
*drinks some oil*
So cute
"Then how is he still a pup when you aren't still a child?"
Ina
*ina and kyu look at sanoba* I-is he.....
Ina
Well, we just kinda look like kids. We're actually immortal. We're over 1000 years old!
im a robot if you did not know
Ina
*blushes and thinks "So cute...."*
*is confused*
Ina
*sits next to sanoba and kyu jumps on her shoulder*
*Eats leftover chinese*
*The Twins ebter and sit at Sam's booth with a yawn* Both: Heya.
Ina
*Waves at the twins and kyu walks over to them and sniffs them*
... this is weird*
Ina
What's wrong? *her fox tail wiggles*
Braza: That fox is so cute Irona: Hey, little guy.
Hey there both of you, you like Card Games?
Ina
*kyu looks at them then jumps on the table*
.... what the..
Ina
Oh, let me explain. I'm a reincarnation of the fox spirits of the past. Which is why I have a fox tail and fox ears.
I've heard worse explanations.
* The Twins are completely focused on petting the adorable fox in front of them*
oh... well i did not need to hear that
Ina
*kyu seems happy*
"...1000. Woah."
*Enters* Did I miss anything?
*the robot assembles itself from random parts in a box that was previously unnoticed in the corner, and then unplugs a USB cable that looks like a cellphone charger. He stretches as if it actually affects him and slowly notices the new people inside his nonconsensual home* Hm....? Yo yo, evenin dudes. Pretty good nap, if I do say so.
Anybody interested in a card game?
A card game? *Looks at the golden cards he got from the magYUzine* What kind?
"Yeah! Let's play go fish!"
Basically Yu-gi-Oh meets Hearthstone.
I see... You piqued my interest. I would like to know more....
Look for "SMT TCG".
*The Twins look at Shadowgear, while still petting Kyu* Both: Sounds neat.
Hell yeah it does!
"Oh... No thanks."
Not a fan of cards.....I was built with a cheating engine and there's no shutdown button
"At least I'm not the only one not playing. Anyway, see you all later."
I'm not really into cards, unless they're like these.. *Summons a floating fool tarot car*
Ooc: Card*
Ina
*looks at sanoba with a sad face* What's wrong? Do you not like my fox tail or fox ears? I can make them dissapear if you want.
no it that... *sigh*
Ina
Oh, OK. What is it then?
nothing, nothing...
*is asleep*
Ina
Are you sure? I wanna make you happy! *hugs sanoba*
*thinks "why is this my life"*
Ina
*her tail pokes sanoba* Hey! Are you in there?
*snoring*
Ina
*kyu still seems happy with the pets*
... OOC: ina is bona
*The Twins stop petting Kyu enough to look over at Ina and Sanoba* Both: Cute couple.
Ina
Ooc: yeah you figured me out Ic: *keeps poking him*
OOC: because bona in the rp is not doing anything* *sigh*
Ina
*keeps poking him* Is something wrong? Are you asleep?
*thinks "well this is my life"*
Ina
*keeps poking him* So, are you the silent type?
*Enters the cafe* Hey....
*covers myself up*
Yo Yo, y'all need some beats? 1/3 of me is a speaker!
Ina
*still poking him* Henlo?
pleases stop poking me...
Ina
But I wanna talk to you! *blushes* J-just don't get any ideas OK you baka?
Weirdo.... *Sits down on a booth*
*sigh* your just like this one blue hair boy i know
Ina
Really? So my behavior isn't weird to you?
Ina
*turns to hisato* Hey! Aren't you the Pervy person Bona told me about?
*wakes up*
*nods* but he has a crush on someone else...
Ina
*kyu jumps off the table and walks over to hisato, looking up at him*
Ina
Oh, OK. *hugs sanoba*
I don't harass girls...
Ina
Yeah, but that doesn't not make you a perv hisato.
Hey Hisa
*The Twins look sad at the loss of cute things* Both: Aww.
Ina
*kyu goes back over to the twins*
Then what?
*hugs back, so the twins can see some cuteness*
*stretches*
Ina
*blushes immensely when sanoba hugs her*
*Snaps back to reality again* Oh, hey Hisa...
Hey Minato....
*thinks "oh god..."*
*Glares at Ina* Look, the perv blushes....
Ina
*keeps hugging sanoba and blushing*
*Tilts head*
What did I miss?
*thinks "Please dont tell me she has a crush on me..."*
Ina
*glares at hisato* How am I a perv!?
This guy is horny, that's what you missed......
Ina
*thinks "He's so cute...."*
*Sighs then looks at Ina* Don't deny it....
Ina
*keeps glaring at hisato* I'm a girl you baka!
*laughs*
I didn't notice, because you are an idiot....
Well, I'm guessing that she's still horny...
pat: *wakes up* BANANA CONA PIE!!!
Ina
*keeps hugging sanoba while blushing alot* I-its not like I like you or anything b-baka....
She's wet already....
*Sigh* I'm never going to get used to part of my hair being black...
guys can you shut up the gods (mods) might hate you guys
just saying
*Enters* The irony...
*Looks at Sanoba* Tell your friend that....
*Slaps Hisato*
Ina
*has a dark flare in her eyes* If you keep saying that, you'll be burnt to a crisp.
*Looks at Rom* Hi Rom...
holy cow... that went 0-100
Both: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ikebu, don't make me break your face.... *Smiles very evil*
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Okay, I missed something... Again...
*Sigh* Here we go again...
Ina
*keeps hugging sanoba* Don't worry, I'll protect you!
*Shoots himself with his evoker summoning Thanatos*
Hey, Yuki? What's happening?
Bring it *cracks knuckles and goes outside*
Well, I have no idea Rom...
This is why you can't joke in Leblanc.....
What are you gonna do, use Hamaon? So threatening. Summon the Doormat, it'll make it faster for us.
*thinks "did she go into a yandere mode"*
Oh jeez... *Sits at booth far from the action*
...I have Door of Hades on it...
Ina
*keeps hugging sanoba* J-just know that it's not like I like you or anything...
Bullshit....
*Cough cough* Cliche Tsundere *cough cough*
yet your hugging me alot, blushing and you seem to hate people saying bad things to me...
Ina
*gets up, dark flames surrounding her* Flame beam, level 4! *sends a giant beam of fire straight at hisato*
*Dodges the attack* No fighting, bitch!
*Thanatos takes the hit for Hisato, but doesn't get harmed*
Ina
*sighs* You're lucky I didn't use flame wave...... *hugs sanoba*
Ooc: Ignore?
Guyyys. If you're going to fight, do it outside.
*sigh* why is this my life
If you want to seduce boys, take it outside.....
If you want to seduce boys, take it outside.....
Ina
What's wrong?
OOC: Damn
Ina
*kyu hops on history and scratches him up*
*walks back in*
Ina
Ooc: hisato not history
*Punches kyu off* Mhm....
Ina
*gasps* Kyu! *picks him up* Meanie!
You attacked first....
*Drinks sake*