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Foghorns Expresso
Walking into a newly made Cafe in the Nexus, a 6 foot tall bipedal rooster walks into it. He puts on an apron, with it saying 'Foghorns Expresso' and his logo. He flips the sign on the Cafe to 'OPEN' and goes to his counter, where he'll be serving the drinks.
*Enters* I'll take a... Oh, sorry, I thought this was Leblanc. Have a day. *Exits*
(edited by Shadowgear)
(Suddenly, a greenish 7'3 man walks in)...huh...a chicken ay?...that's new
"Not a chicken there sir, a ROOSTER, there, a ROOSTER!" Foghorn exclaims. "Anyway, what can I get for you." He says as he leans against the counter, waiting for his order
(edited by Foghorn_Leghorn)
Yeah yeah whatever, (he sits down) surprise me mate
"You say, you say surprise you?" Foghorn exclaims loudly "Well, a'right there son, I'll surprise you with the best tasting good 'ol coffee." he says as he prepares to make some good 'ol coffee.
(He pulls out his banjo and plays it: https://youtube.com/embed/AtOs26kB8Zw?autoplay=1
(edited by Reperzel)
"That's some good music you're playin' there son." Foghorn said as he finishes his customer's coffee by adding his 'secret' ingredient and spun it through before serving it. "'ere's your coffee son."
Thank ya mate (he grabs the coffee and sips it down)...nice
*Jack enters and sits down, shuffling a deck of cards.* God, I'm bored.
"Well...I hope ye like it!" Foghorn says as he notices his next customer, "Welcome, welcome there son, what can I do for ye?" Rep suddenly feels a bit dizzy himself
Ay...card person
Diet coke, if ya have it. *Jack looks over at rep* Heya.
Ayy....yy.ohhhhhh...I feel dizzy
Foghorn goes into the closet to fetch something...
You alright their buddy. You look a little out of it?
Iiiiiiiiiii don't feel....good..ohh
Yo, Rooster Teeth. You got something for a sore head? This tall dude is kinda suffering over here.
Ayyy.soomeone...whoooo cares bout meeee ..ohhgforrrr once
Foghorn then comes back with a shotgun in his hands... "I'm sorry to do this son...but this is for the empire..." He aims it at Rep, "Hail the New Barian Order." He says as he pulls the trigger at Rep's head.
T-that's definitely not what I meant.
(Suddenly, he gets back up) AHAH, FUCK YOU, I DONT WANNA DIE
Foghorn shoots him again in the head with the shotgun, "I heard ye get back te life like a Zombie! a ZOMBIE! for cryin' out loud!"
*Jack shakes his head, mumbling* Well, this could have gone smoother. *He then goes back to feining surprise* Run giant, immortal guy. I'll hold off this one.
"Well, it's time fer me to go anyways." Foghorn says, as he falls down a conviently placed hole below him, "See ya later!" He says as the hole then closes up
OOC: Dammit Foghorn.