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Foghorns Expresso
Walking into a newly made Cafe in the Nexus, a 6 foot tall bipedal rooster walks into it. He puts on an apron, with it saying 'Foghorns Expresso' and his logo. He flips the sign on the Cafe to 'OPEN' and goes to his counter, where he'll be serving the drinks.
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Foghorn goes into the closet to fetch something...
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&quot;You say, you say surprise you?&quot; Foghorn exclaims loudly &quot;Well, a'right there son, I'll surprise you with the best tasting good 'ol coffee.&quot; he says as he prepares to make some good 'ol coffee.
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&quot;That's some good music you're playin' there son.&quot; Foghorn said as he finishes his customer's coffee by adding his 'secret' ingredient and spun it through before serving it. &quot;'ere's your coffee son.&quot;
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Foghorn shoots him again in the head with the shotgun, &quot;I heard ye get back te life like a Zombie! a ZOMBIE! for cryin' out loud!&quot;
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&quot;Not a chicken there sir, a ROOSTER, there, a ROOSTER!&quot; Foghorn exclaims. &quot;Anyway, what can I get for you.&quot; He says as he leans against the counter, waiting for his order<div class='edited'>(edited by Foghorn_Leghorn)</div>
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Foghorn then comes back with a shotgun in his hands... &quot;I'm sorry to do this son...but this is for the empire...&quot; He aims it at Rep, &quot;Hail the New Barian Order.&quot; He says as he pulls the trigger at Rep's head.
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&quot;Well, it's time fer me to go anyways.&quot; Foghorn says, as he falls down a conviently placed hole below him, &quot;See ya later!&quot; He says as the hole then closes up
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&quot;Well...I hope ye like it!&quot; Foghorn says as he notices his next customer, &quot;Welcome, welcome there son, what can I do for ye?&quot; Rep suddenly feels a bit dizzy himself

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