~~Important Request~~
Attention Phantom Thieves, I beg you steal the heart of the great villain Nick Saban. His greedy pride has made a mockery of the greatest sport in the world, College Football! He uses his Red Elephant Club to get all the best croots and silence all who oppose him.

Please, the people of the South can no longer hope to survive Bama's tyrannical rule. YOU HAVE TO HELP US!