Evil General
~~Important Request~~<br>Attention Phantom Thieves, I beg you steal the heart of the great villain Nick Saban. His greedy pride has made a mockery of the greatest sport in the world, College Football! He uses his Red Elephant Club to get all the best croots and silence all who oppose him.<br><br>Please, the people of the South can no longer hope to survive Bama's tyrannical rule. YOU HAVE TO HELP US!