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I wanna kiss too Luci-chan...
Lux, I think that might be slavery if you don't get paid...
Its not slavery, my large comrade, if he's doing it willingly and for a cause, then its charity. And charity is a wonderful thing to do.
*sighs* No, I am not a volcano, Luci. I...perished, was turned to ash. This is a side-effect of my demise...
New page. When will this thread die?
@Mako-chan
More, hmm? I have already promised to marry... But you can show me what you got anytime, Oneechan. I will alter your reality. *Winks*
Its a family thing...
*places her hand on Lucy's head, running her fingers through her hair*

Nya~! It's not often I get to do the petting. What a nice change. :3
You got a point there...granted, good will doesn't buy groceries or pay rent...
OOC: It's either giant thread or forums getting spammed with Lelancs.
@-Lucifer-

Anything is fine by me sweet heart.

*wink*
(Mako-phanfic intensifies)
@Akamoto_Nanaka
*Grabs her shoulders and kisses her deeply, biting on her tongue* Mmm... How was that? *Smirks*
*blankly stares as Luci kisses Nanaka-san* ... *thinks to self* 'did she even hear me...?'
*is currently blushing and suffering a nosebleed~* ..... I love you so much, Lucy.....
*stares*
*Enters the cafe*
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Good morning!
*looks away*
Sup!
*sighs, fiddling with ponytail*
@Mako-chan
You can join my betrothed and I on our... Adventures... That would be quite an experience, yes?
*perks up at the word adventure* Huh???!
I heard adventure!!!
@IamThou

Lavenza... Help me understand this chaos. I feel like I'm going to go insane trying to figure this out.
If there's adventure, I want in!!
@Tsugumi-Chan
Ohhh... Do you explode like a volcano? *Innocent smile*
*surprised at Lucifer's sudden kiss*

While public displays of affection aren't quite frowned upon. I think most here would agree that you could use a little more.. Discretion in that matter. After all, this is a cafe, not a nightclub.
@-Lucifer-

That sounds fun. As long as I don't become corrupted or whatever happens to goddesses in hell. Also, DAMN you're a good kisser. Probably not as good as me tho.
@-Lucifer-
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Oh, it's you again.

I swear I've encountered you before. Hmm...
Lightning can vouch for me
Calm @Tsugumi-Chan. You never know what @-Lucifer- is thinking...
your good... i want more!
*shrugs*

I know George kindda? Lux is Labrys's younger brother...Hillock is a regular, Klib is a regular and old friend if Labrys'. Nanaka is a Kazuya rapist, Mako is a goddess, Light Yagamai is enigmatic...and...yeah.
@Delta-M

Well, let's see. First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it- he took her best summer dress and he put it on and went to town...
Um... I don't explode like a volcano, but... *levitates my sword and shield Milo and Akouo* I have control over Polarity.
*Mako's heart*

Doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki
im not a rapist! evrythins consensual!
*Chugs more whiskey*
@Hillock

By the way, a new phanfic is on it's way, a NSFW one too, and you can thank Lightning for helping me
{Mako-chan has entered DOKI DOKI Mode!}
Not on here it isn't.
OH GOD!!!! NOT THE VOICES!!!!!
Are you sure your of drinking age?
@HifumiTogo

Yeah, I didn't think so. RIP
@-Lucifer-
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Oh yeah! I finally remember!

Ugh, I was drunk when I first met you. You were being amused by my actions >_<
@IamThou

You drink?
@--Morgana--
You're gonna love me so much more soon, my dear. *Licks him and giggles*

@Mako-chan
Corruption just means you have gained knowledge and wisdom. Do not be ashamed of it. *Giggles*

@IamThou
Hello, creation of Igor. You are quite fascinating. *Smirks*

@Akamoto_Nanaka
I can show you so much more... But this is not the time or place to do so... *Brushes up against her*

@George_Jackman
Why is there cognac in the coffee then, Oniichan?
Poor Kazuya...

*looks down slightly*
@Mako-chan
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I only drank once, Mako-chan...I never want to do it again.


Taiga got a bit mad at me for it.
@-LightningFarron-

I see... You seem much more used to this than I am.

@imtherealklib

I may be confused, but I wasn't born yesterday Klib.... Although that was still kind of funny. You're bad sense of humor must be rubbing off on me.
@-Lucifer-

I've already been corrupted. I'm not exactly the most "pure" of goddesses. Especially not after some of the stuff I've written. Do you wanna be in one of my world famous phanfics someday?
I'll be watching this thread.
*starts playing with Milo and Akouo using polarity*
I am the 5th horseman of the Alpaca Lips!

The Harbinger of Bad Jokes!
@IamThou
Your memory has served you well, attendant. Ironically, such is where I met Morgana. You have stirred quite a shift in fate, little one. *Saying little one despite being shorter...*
Enigmatic is an interesting word for describing me.
@-Lucifer-

Cognac?

*looks at his phone for a few minutes*

Why would there be alcohol in the coffee? Especially since the storekeeper was so very against underage drinking...
dawwww, i wanned moar...
@Mako-chan
World famous, hmm? I'm intrigued. If more are exposed to chaos the collapse will go more favorably... Catch my good side, now. *Smirks*
Lolis are innocent and pervy at the same time.
*looks at Lucifer*... am I on your good side? I have power over magnetism...
..and am good friends with Mona-kun...
OOC: RIP LeBlanc, Hifumi is ready with the hammer
@-Lucifer-

Will do, Lucy-chan!
@-Lucifer-

If you could choose one person to go at it with, who would it be, female preferred.
I don't know either, Hero. But it's here so might as well serve it.
@George_Jackman
Don't ask me, I'm just a normal young girl. *Giggles*

@Akamoto_Nanaka
Perhaps later, in my palace...
*sips latte slowly*

Labrys sure has fostered a home for an...interesting...crowd...
OOC: I better get some sleep before I slip up and say something ban worthy in my tired state.
@-Lucifer-

I'm starting to doubt that anyone here counts as normal... Especially not a young girl who can teleport and enjoys public displays of affection.
"Normal" doesn't exist here.
Define "normal"...
@-Lucifer-
Your pretty obsessed with this love thing, aren't you?
*Coughs loudly.*

AHEM! I certainly hope that includes yourself Mr. Soapbox-Preacher-Hero...
Lol, so much in just 11 minutes...
OOC: Lucy your going to die stop xDDDD

Uhh.. Lucy? maybe we shouldnt turn the cafe into some Shinjuku bar.. Labrys will have our he- well my head atleast!!
Guys.......I ended up sleeping in a trash can because i forgot where i live
She should make a lovebar thread or something.
Well of course I'm not ordinary, my large friend. After all, it takes incredible wisdom and constant vigilance to fight against the forces of evil, especially in an unfamiliar land.
*yawns, laying head down on table*

Goodnight....

*murmurs, almost inaudibly* I love you... *says name that is unintelligible, so it is up to you guys to guess* ...
*tries to walk to the restroom but trips and hits her head on the counter*
GAH!!!
@Ken I TOLD YOU TO US MY EMERGENCI APARTMENT! I am on mission all the night you could have used them!
So what's up....Ummmm...Who are you guys?
@Tsugumi is sleeping here again?!
Can someone loft her to the roof?
*Looks over at Nanaka.*

Are you alright? That looked like it hurt a lot. Want some help?
From just one glass...
Oh Hi Hillock, i know i could have. But i. Want to find my own way....Where is that kill la kill music, don't lose your way
@KensukeKurosaki

Why I'm glad you asked citizen, I am an ally of justice sent here to help bring peace to the land in spite of incredible odds, though I may have lost contact with my organization I still have my wit and talent. So Fear Not!! For George Jackman is here to protect the innocent.
(Soneone noticed me 0.0)
*facepalms when he saw Nanaka fall*
OOC: @--Morgana-- I'm not gonna do anything extreme calm down omg

@Tsugumi-Chan
You won my good side from hello, dear. *Giggles*

@Mako-chan
My Morgana, of course! You just have to get used to him if that's a problem.

@George_Jackman
Well, aren't you quite the detective... Are you getting closer to the truth? Is it in arms reach or a million light-years away?

@--Morgana--
Chaos follows me, I cannot help it if a place liberates itself. *Smirks*

I don't trust Lucy.
Why not?
*stirs in sleep* mmn... muffins....
*finally notices the unconcious Tsugumi*

Oh dear, it seems I have been slacking in my duties, is there an area I can take her where she can get rest for the night?

@Lucifer

As for closer to the truth, why just the other day I learned of a dastardly villain known as Nyarlathotep, once I find him and bring him to justice I'm sure this land will be safe once more.
@George_Jackman, you sound very accomplished, good job. However am I still a citizen, i am dead technically
@KensukeKurosaki

Worry not, I know of another ghost who decided to become an ally of justice. While you may not technically be a citizen, I assure you that you are more than capable of becoming my friend.
Nobody is going to take @Tsugumi up?
@George_Jackman, I hope so *shakes hand*
Is she that unconscious girl *picks up and puts into the bed*
*stands up unsteadily*

imnot ded!
Thanks @Ken
I guess there's upstairs, someone might already be up there though.
*shakes Kensuke's hand*

In that case, I look forward to working with you in the future
@Akamoto_Nanaka, you look familiar too, who are you
@-Light-Yagami-
Why don't you write my name in that little book of yours? *Smirks*

@George_Jackman
Ohhh, so Nyarlathotep is here too...

Well, what is justice, Mr. Hero?
ur da dress gai!
u... uuuuuu dun laik big bro...
H-Hey. Anyone got anything to cure a stomach ache? I'm not really feeling too good..
*stirs in sleep, shouts* Do you believe in destiny?! *continues sleeping*
Sorry, but this is a cafe not a clinic.
@Ari3s ask the bartender, he probably has something
@Akamoto_Nanaka, i don't know what you are talking about, who are you. I admit i was wearing a dress, i don't know why, however there are no people i don't like as far as I'm aware
@Tsugumi-Chan YES
@LuxTenebris
I mean like, tea or somethin' jackass.
... take this.
*gives something to @Ari3s*
Maybe helps.
@-Lucifer-

Well that's an easy question to answer, Justice is the right and honorable way of living. Justice is defending those who cannot defend themselves against those who would take advantage of their weakness. It is the will to stand up against a villain's scheming. Most of all Justice is right!!!
IN JUSTICE WE TRUST!
First time someones actually insulted me...
Fine.
*Lux goes to make tea*
You would die in 40 seconds Lucy. I'm not going to write your name.
Why thank you, young man. I couldn't have said it better myself.
OOC: For real, Morgana X Anything isn't gonna happen, just no. Sorry Lucifer but I have standards
u say to big bro, u say he... he.....
*forgets what shes saying and stands on countertop*
JUSHTISH!
OOC: sorry, but I HAD to say it.
@Nanaka is drunk... heh
IM NUT DUNK!
Really? Guess nobody's had the gull to do it like I do.
That's odd, she seems to be making more sense drunk than not.. Anyways. IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!!!
So that girl is nanaka
@Ari3s what do you mean?
IN DA NAME UV JUSHTISH!
*strikes a pose*
*stretches*

Youre drunk Nanaka.
*Lux finishes making the tea*
Here.
*He pours Ari3s a cup of tea*
@Ari3s

Ah yes, I meant to ask earlier, how is your young friend doing? I know they're going through a hard time, but it is my duty to do all I can to help both of you through it.
Think about it, @Hillock.

He says that no one's insulted him up to this point.

That's gotta say somethin' about me, don'tcha think?
@Akamoto_Nanaka you are gonna have a fun time when you wake up
NOIMNOT!
WHERESH KAZY! IMMA SLUGGIM!
*has been continously drinking tea this whole time*
.... I'll never understand you fleshbags... But, you're good people.
@Ari3s ah, that, I was lost for a moment there.
Yep, probably.
@LuxTenebris
Thanks, whatever your name is.

@George_Jackman
Huh? O-Oh, right. Well, she- they. /They,/ aren't really doin' so well, if I'm gonna be honest.
Wait... You don't think that blue-haired girl is mocking me, do you? Its starting to seem like she's copying me on purpose...
@Shadowwaifuaigis... *really happy* for real? ;-;
Do not even think about slugging Kazy!
@George_Jackman
Have you considered that Justice is only subjective? Justice is different for everyone. Are you one to dictate how people live, Oniichan?

@Mako-chan
OOC: I'm AdachiImouto.

I founded your temple

Write for me
*Sighs.*

If you can't beat 'em...join 'em!

IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!

*Performs Justice Pose 1 with vigor.*
Klib n o-
OOC: My roboself's waifu is Lucifer????
IGOTTA SHLUG HIM! IGottabrin the real kazybak! iwant the real kazy!
@Ari3s
You can just call me Lux. The reason no ones insulted me before is more likely to be pity than anything else.
OOC: YOU ARE?!?! ... well that explains why you are not here lately...
@LuxTenebris
You're gonna learn real quick that I rarely do pity. So consider yourself spared of any of it from me.
OOC: Kind of makes sense writing style wise now actually.
Howdare yu use Kazys nikname! thas MY namefor kazy!
@-Lucifer-

Don't be ridiculous, people only disagree when an answer isn't obvious, there are some things that are objectively right, like protecting others, or remaining loyal to your friends. Right?

*appears to be thinking deeply*
@Ari3s Sorry, couldn't help myself! Ahahaha!
*stands up*

No! Kazy is not yours girl!
@imtherealklib
Couldn't help yourself, my ass.

I bet you've been dying to do that since you walked in.
ISH MY NIKNAME!
@Nanaka is really drunk... heh
AN I WASH THER FIRSHT!
*Laughs awkwardly.*

Ehehehehe! Heh....yeah...since day one....

*Hangs his head in shame.*
OOC: Surprise. I'm surprised not even --Morgana-- realized it was me. I'm having way too much fun with this character guys. I love her

@George_Jackman
Some say killing is injustice. But is killing injustice if it goes against a corrupt system or to protect your friends and loved ones?
I-I know I'm conflicted but...Kazuya isn't yours Nanaka!
*Taking a sip of her tea.*

Feels like I'm gonna be sick...
U TO TIMIN BISH! U GOTS DEL! LEMME KEEP MY KAZY!
Lux, can I get some popcorn? Things seem to be getting interesting...
I don't think I'll ever know what's going on tonight... Well I think it's time I take my leave. I've accomplished what I wanted to do by coming here.

*Looks Lightning in the eyes. His seem to have regained some of the life they lost.*

Thank you again Lig... Claire. I feel more at ease now. I should be able to hold on for a little while longer. I hope we can meet again soon.

*Takes one of her hands in his own and squeezes gently. He gives her a smile with a tinge of sadness before releasing her hand and leaving the cafe.*
But we need you for when @-V- appears, @Ari3s!
Hey, cool it down a bit, I'll get in a shitload of trouble if you guys start fighting in here!
@-Lucifer-

Of course killing is wrong, its always better to subdue oppressor and show them the error of their ways. But, I suppose sometimes you won't have any choice in the matter...
And my break is over.
I will return!
*leaves*
"Enters" good morning guys
@imtherealklib
I don't know if we even have popcorn here.
*holds hands to chest and watches Delta leave*

Delta...

*as I brought my hands to my chest, a ring clatters out from somewhere on my person and onto the floor*

Eh.?
-V-
I believe some addressed me?
Lux that's okay, it was mostly a joke, mostly..

*Notices -V-*

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE~! Got any more puzzles for me? Eh eh?
@-V-
Uh, can I get you anything?
What are you talikng about guys?
*A wild Aergia appears!*
*grabs the ring*
Wash thish?
*notices Aergia*
Uh, better watch my language...
-V-
If you would like one, I suppose I can provide one? Albeit it wouldn't be by The Author. Nor would it pertain to anything related to your current situation.
It's like fucking Voldemort-
@George_Jackman
Those less fortunate don't have the privilege of choice. Justice does not exist for them.

Justice is merely what our cognition deems is right. While society does have standards and regulations, the justice of the state is state justice and no one elses.

Do you see? *Smiles*
Nah, don't go outta your way -V-. Just odd to see you answer summons.

*Smiles warmly.*
Lucy! * She runs over and hugs Lucifer*
@Aergia
*Lucifer uses Bind!

*Hugs her from behind*

Good day, Aergia-chan. *Giggles*
-V-
A wise answer. I was...oddly prepared to dispatch a rather convoluted cipher. I've become too addicted, it seems.
Screw it
*dumps some mystery alcohol X into her tea*
Going with the flow.
*She giggles* You win!
@-Lucifer-
*thinks deeply for a moment*

That is... A very interesting definition. But if everything were just, how are there evildoers? After all, there is always some villain to fight.
You and me both, my cryptic comrade! *laughs loudly.*
*wrests the ring from Nanaka*

No! Thats a very precious family heirloom!
@Aergia
Do I? Do I win a fabulous prize? *Smirks*
Uh huh! *A muffin appears in her hand.*
I like when this place is full of live
BITE ME, TOO TIMR!
*Walks over to Nanaka*

Hey, c'mon Nana...give her back the ring okay?
@Addalme
I guess, but it's also a little annoying at time, too.
@George_Jackman
Who is a villain and who is a hero depends on the author of the story. The villain will be someone the author feels is a bad person.

A demon, for example. A demon is scary, yes? Posession, destruction, chaos... But perhaps the demon just wants to live as he pleases, and the hunters are just angry at difference. Who then becomes the villain? That is up to you.
@Aergia
Oohh, it's an Aergia muffin! The best muffin! *She eats it happily*
@LuxTenebris it is? I really don't found it annoying
Uhhhh... Muffin? *She raises the muffin. Perhaps that is the prize for defeating her*
(You guys are having fun)
OOC: Ignore that last one XD
By he way @Aergia, i have this for you.

"He gives her a muffin"
Another muffin! *starts nibbling on it*
@-Lucifer-
I... See your point. You have given me a lot to think about.

Now then, I have some business to take care of. So I'm off. Oh, but first.

*hands Lux a signed check with no amount on it*

Simply write in what the total comes up to tonight, however high the cost is I'm sure it will be fine.

*walks out the door, looking troubled*
Tak ur stoopid ring! Idun wannit u thot!
What's goin' on now...?
@Shadowwaifuaigis
/Fuck outta here./
@Ari3s Everything and nothing at the exact same time....

*returns to a booth and sits down.*
I've honestly just learned to turn off my shadow threat indicators.
@imtherealklib
You're a real weird one, y'know that?

You remind me of that one guy from Steven Universe. The one with a vlog.
CONFESSION TIME! Never seen that show...buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...

*He looks at his phone and seems to be looking up an article.*

.....thank you, I think?
*flops on her back on the floor*

whoset da floooor on fiyr?
I did.
*Turns to Nanaka.*

Hey, you okay?
imogay...
*stares at ceiling fan and tries to follow it with her head*
wais evrythng spinning?
"Looks his phone"
Sorry guys I have to go, see ya.
"Leaves"
How much alcohol does it take to kill a human?
See ya, crow-looking guy.
A lot.
Lux I can't answer that question for legal reasons. But more than what she's had.
...Maybe she should have more, then.
Well, that's good. Death is the last thing we need, ever.
No killing the blue haired yandere. She's mostly harmless.




mostly...
Shesh moshtly harmlesh...
See, she agrees!
Good thing she doesn't know about the good stuff... *sips tea*
300g of alcohol kan kill...
i thnk...
*Going into sleep mode...*
*Lux ceases movement*
Nana...you're cut off...if this is what one drink does to you, yeeesh...
Mostly isn't good enough.
ididn cut nuttn.
Right right.

*offers a hand to Nanaka*

Come on, let's get you upright and off the floor.
ogay.
*takes hand*
*Pulls Nanaka up and leads her to a booth, helping her sit down without falling.*

Alright, stay here. I'll get you something to drink. Water? Milk? Pick your poison.
I wan milk pleeze
@Akamoto_Nanaka
*puts a glass of milk in front of you*
People always forget I work here too.
*drinks milk, but spills most of it*
*Heads behind the counter and opens the fridge.*

Curry....curry...curry....MILK! There we go!

*Grabs a glass and pours the milk in before returning the carton to the fridge.*

There we go!

*Walks over to the booth Nanaka is in and slides in opposite her, handing her the milk.*

Here, this'll help clear your system a little bit!
*Looks at Shaigis.*

Apologies, didn't know you were here! Ahahaha!


.....please don't kill me....
*sighs*
I'll clean that up later...Do you want more?
@imtherealklib
You're safe, don't worry
I've been banned from killing my otherselfs friends anyways.
i iwan i wan....
*lays head on table*
shleep...
Phew! Much obliged!
*sleeping sounds*
Might as well put her in one of the beds upstairs...
You or me?
You can go ahead...
I'm going to start shutting down for the night.
Sounds good.

*Carefully lifts Nanaka and carries her upstairs, placing her on the vacant bed.*

Welp, sweet dreams Nana.

*He heads back downstairs and waves to Shaigis as he walks by, leaving 10000 yen on the counter.*

Ciao! And that should cover expenses I think. If not, I'll pay ya tomorrow!

*He leaves the cafe.*
*shuts the lights down and flips the store sign to closed, and then puts herself into sleep mode*
Hello again guys!

OOC: What'd I miss?
OOC: Seeing as I'd rather not read through 600 new posts...
OOC: I think is closed for now.
OOC: Lol, fair enough.
*walks in* Time to start my shift, I wonder how many people are sleeping here today...
*falls down the stairs*
*enters* Hello!- @KOTONE?!
*Runs to the stairs*
Well that happened.
*she seems to be bleeding out, her neck weirdly twisted*
Oh god- Recarm!
*tryes to use Talos to revive @Kotone Shiomi*
*body begins to glow before vanishing*
Jesus christ what the hell is happening today.
Hi gu- what is happening?
Death...
*clearly shocked*
Death everywhere...
Robin!
"He cast salvation"
Eh, I would've killed myself too if i wasn't missing my revolvers...
@Shiza, why?
I don't know. My life in the nexus just doesn't have purpose right now.
... sorry to hear that...
I'm bored too, there is nothing to do...
Exactly, @Addalme. Nothing is happening, which removes my purpose for existing. Also, has anyone seen @-Lumina-? Did she cease to exist as well?
@-lumina- she still exist
*walks in*
Hey anyone here making food?
Hi @Kotone Shiomi
Hello.
Are you cooking?
No, i'm not cooking, but now I think on it... something smeels good.
Hmm?
*sniffs a bit*
I dunno why I did that I have no sense of smell.
You can't smell?
"He looks really surprised"
Have either of you seen my guns? Last time I had them, I put them on the counter...
I cant do a lot of things.
Oh... my apologies i didn't mean...
*Aergia walks into the cafe* Is Mama here?
Hi Aergia, sorry, your Mama isn't here.
I wont ask about what happened to @Kotone...
How are you @Aergia?
Nope. AHA! Found 'em, no thanks to you guys. Before you ask, I was looking for my guns, I've been missing them since yesterday.
... how do you lose a pair of guns, I ask?
*walks in*

My sleepy loli senses are tingling.
Hi, @Mako-chan!
*walks in*
Are normal fish supposed to be deadly?
Kotone's here, too. I thought I couldn't go to heaven as a lesser god.
... maybe?
Well, Hill, since you asked. I put them on the counter, then had a few drinks. I really don't know how they ended up under the table in my booth, but they did.
@Kuroumi

Depends on the fish. If it's a shark, then yes.
I killed the sharks with no problem. Normal fish, I just have trouble with killing.
... that is not enough, but I will acept it for now @Shiza...