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@Shiza_Salad

What kind of guns do you have?
@Mako-chan I thought heaven was when @-Lucifer- was here...
To be honest, I actually don't know. I assume I lost them while I was drunk, but I could be wrong. It's better not to ask.
@Kuroumi

Well, normal fish can be really fast and hard to hit. That's understandable. Why are you trying to kill fish?
OOC: OMM 17 PAGES?! Path to 20?
They're chrome revolvers, @Mako-chan. Wanna see 'em?
OOC: I accept this challenge, Hillock.
Revolvers... I like those, but my stile is more for silenced guns...
Style*
OOC: Patataphone
Don't question what I do when I'm not in this cafe. It's mostly killing or a battle with another guild.
@Shiza_Salad

Hmmm... I like shiny things.
... talking about guns! Look at this!
*Slams something in the table. It looks like...*
That's understandable. I used to have dual handguns. You know, the stereotypical gun? I traded them out for these babies once I defeated my corrupted self. He also had this scythe and wonderful trench coat. They're mine now.
@Kuroumi

That's no big deal. People here have done weirder.
Like travel the multiverse and accidentally create multiple paradoxes, creating duplicates of yourself. Yes, I've done this.
@Kuroumi

Ever thought about relaxing, taking a holiday instead of fighting. Or are you one of those "Fighting is my life blood, glory, honor, warfare, blargh" people?
OOC: shit, I forgot the name...
You know, a gun with a hook... I need halp!
OOC: like batman?
@Mako-chan

I relax often, either in LeBlanc or just chillin inside the guild room.
OOC: Grappling gun?
OOC: YEAH, THAT. THANKS!
@Kuroumi Want to know how I relax? I come here and drink their entire shipment of booze. I regret nothing.
OOC: Np mate.
I created a grappling gun with some of @Kotone's parts I bought last time!
Nice. I might need one of those eventually. How much for it or a copy?
@Kuroumi

That's good to hear. I hate people who spend their lives fighting and never get to enjoy themselves.
Here @Mako-chan, if you really want to, I'll let you inspect them.

*Hands the one of the revolvers to Mako-chan*
I will probably need more time, but I think I can do more...
Also!
*Shows something, like a shield*
I also made this!
You know, I used to do that. All I did was fight, but now I relax through drinking between contracts. Does that count?
*She yawns and hops into her booth*
Ooooooh, that is shiny.

*safely holds the gun with the finger off the trigger and pretends to be McCree*

Bang bang pew pew bang!
@Aergia is still here... does she libe here?
Well, I have to go.

"He pays and leaves"
See ya @Addalme. Come back soon.

@Mako-chan Be careful with those please! Guns are NOT toys, but yeah, that's the general idea of how I use them.
I wait for Mama here.
Oh... want to pet me, @Aergia?
Pat* sillyphone
*places the gun down so she can wrap her arms around Aergia*

Ohaiyo, Gia-chan. Did you sleep well?

*rubbing her face against Aergia cuddling her*
May I Hill? I've never done it before...

*Whispers*

You look so soft...
*shivers* o-ok...
*She hugs Mako* Kitty!
Yes!

*Pats Hillock*

Wow, you are really soft. Like, REALLY soft.
*shiners into existence, curled up in a booth asleep, wearing a black lacy nightgown*

...zzz...
;-; @Aergia...
If you say he's soft, I wanna pat him too.
Oh, @-Lumina- is here!
Oh...she's here...Uh...guys? What do I do?
Can I have my gun back, Mako?
*starts blushing* I-I am not so soft...
B-But you can pat... too...
Yes you are Hill. You are one of the softest things I've touched. Please don't take that out of context.
OOC: WOW MAN, THAT'S WRONG IN SOO MANY WAYS *blush*
*Walks over to @-Lumina-, and sits down next to her carefully*

Heh. She's cute when she's sleeping...
OOC: SHUT UP
*Pats Hillock*

You're soft. Daily pat from me from now on.
*blushes* P-P-Please...
*rolls over a bit, making the nightgown slip a bit*

*...you dont think she's wearing anything under it...and its pretty loose fitting*
Zzz...
Oooh, you are naughty, @-Lumina-...
(Lenny)
@Hillock

OOC: Your guns on the tables cause I need me hands free to cuddle Aergia
*Upon realizing this, Shiza blushes*

Oh...Uh...Heh heh.
OOC: Yeah mang. You don't cuddle lolis with a gun in your hands.
OOC: Alrighty then. I appoint you responsible for it, effective immediately, as I don't feel like getting up.
OOC: Those arent my guns
Should we... wake her up?
OOC: It's mine. My single revolver I let her look at.
No Hill. Let her rest.

*Whispers*

Jeez she's adorable...
Ok...
*continues enjoing the pats*
@Mako-chan Oh dont worry I was banned from heaven a while back.
*rolls over, snagging Shiza with my foot, making him fall into me*

Mmm...zzz...
.... Zzzzz... *She fell asleep while hugging again...*
Hey, @Kotone, I used the robot parts you gave me to create this!
*points grappling gun and the omega shield*
Usual! Uh..this is fine.

*Completely accepts it*
*Stops patting @Hillock*

No more. My arm got tired.
@Kotone Shiomi

Oh my, I think we'll get along great. All the REAL gods like Mishima-sama don't consider my powers great enough. I'll show them some day.
OOC: I originally said "Auuah!", but auto correct exists. fml.
*@Hillock looks at @Kuromi*
...
...
Why? ;-;
If I get tea, I'd probably be able to pat you more.
*squirms under Shiza in my sleep a bit, working my nightgown off more*

Nnn...zzz...mmm...
@Hillock Should inform you that signing the form you did gives me the rights to 80% of all profits made from designs tested with those parts~

@Mako-chan I mean a high amount of gods here arent capital G's.
@Kotone... I'm not going to sell it... I´m going to use it.
@Kuroumi *Runs and makes tea*
Mmm...Shiza...

*mumbling in sleep, latches onto Shiza*
*Enters cafe*
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Good day to you all.

*Takes a booth and sits down*

OOC: I think my character sheet is too big for the account description.
Done!
*Hands tea to @Kuroumi*
*Holds Lumina in my arms*

This is nice...
*Sips tea and pats @Hillock*

Can't believe you actually did it.

OOC: You posted that right after I took a sip of tea irl.
OOC: My power is infinite, @Kuroumi. That was just a proof of it.
*Looks really pleased* Nyaaaaaaaa-!
@Hillock Then I get 80% of profit you make using it.
*gently kisses Shiza, still asleep*
@Kotone... what kind of profit would I make by using a grappling gun and a shield (and any future gadgets)?
Ah, this is more of a love café then anything else.
*Blushes from seeing @-Lumina- and @Shiza*
*@Hillock and @Shiza_Salad will remember this*
@Mako-chan... why does your cat ears (The ones you gave me) have the side effect of making me act like a neko? Before, I was normal...
@Mako-chan
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I think the curry and coffee here are aphrodisiacs, Mako-chan.
@Hillock

Why, that's part of the blessing, my child. Who wouldn't wanna act like a cat, nya~!
@IamThou

Well I've never tried the curry, but the coffee does seem to make me feel a bit strange. Is it just the caffeine?
Just curious, I don't dislike this...
But it makes me look less professional...
@Mako-chan
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I think so. Any kind of food makes me feel in love. Ooh, especially muffins!

Muffins are a loli's favorite! 💖💖💖
*Starts to pat Hillock gentler then before*

You're soft. It's very satisfactory.
(Is hentai intensifying? Please tell me)
Nyaaaa-
*Looks more satisfied than before*
(OOC: This is just questioning off topic, but cats do grow tired of being patted, right?)
(Hey Hillock, ever wanted to hentai? I can you hook you up with Flynn, he looks girl enough to succ xD)
OOC: No thanks O-O
OOC: Indeed @Hillock
OOC: @Shiza the cats or the hentai thing?
OOC: Both.
OOC: ... Thanks, and no please.
OOC: Yes Hillock. You cannot stop it.
OOC: I will BUUURN THAT THIIIIING!
OOC: Nah fam.
@Hillock

Yes they do, but Mako-chan doesn't. You can stop whenever you like.
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...My nose is weird.
OOC: Because "Idea" does not compile in that song.
I usually try to avoid pet sessions with Izaya, but everytime Aergia says "Kitty!" I slightly die of happiness.
OOC: But I wont stop the patting... for now.
*hands IamThou a tissue*
*@Hillock falls asleep from @Kuroumi pats*
@Hillock
How would I know? Just pointing out your legal obligation.
OOC: Too late, I´m sleeping.
Need to concentrate, but I wont.
@Mako-chan
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Oh, it's not that I have a stuffy nose, Mako-sama, it's just that...


It looks really weird. It's like it's wayyy too low. I can smell my strawberry lipstick already.
*stops patting*

Well, knocked him out. Guess I can past time with Alchemy.
*rubs eyes*

Mmmnnn...
@IamThou

Strawberry lipstick? Can I taste? Nevermind, Taiga would kill me.
@Mako-chan
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Oh, Mako-chan! Have you met master Ari3s? You two look like you would get along.
(Lenny face to @IamThou comment)
*slowly wakes up from sleep mode and stretches*
Ugh
I think I overslept a little.
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I think she's been going through something...
Oh... @-Lumina-, you're awake...
@IamThou

Are you talking about my best friend, Ari-chan? Next time you see her, give her a kiss for me, k?
OOC: This has 4939 POSTS HOLY SHIIIEEET!!!
OOC: YOSH! ROAD TO PAGE 20 START!
@Mako-chan
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Ooooohh she became your best friend? Awesome! Also, I'm not sure about the "kiss" part but I'll say hi to her for you.
*Wakes up* Huh, what happened.....
@IamThou

Yeah, I'm sure she'll want a kiss from me personally.
OOC: Yep. We're doing this.
@KensukeKurosaki
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Kenny, my man! Wassup bro? How you doin'?
Not a lot @KensukeKurosaki.
'Ello, Ken.
Lavenza is experiencing change in her life... Interesting.
...*thinks to himself* This @Mako-chan girl just goes and kisses or fucks any girl don't she, reminds me of the good old days*
*slides an apron on and gets behind the counter*
Of anyone needs anything, don't hesitate to ask.
@Mako-chan
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Oh, *chuckles* that's just some lingo I learned from my classmates.
@Everybody....Yo did you not notice me, I was passed out behind the bar for ages, I think i slipped and hit my head or something
OOC: Not much, just saw baywatch, pretty good
Can I get a coffee/bourbon blend?
*Hears @Shadowwaifuaigis and wakes, runs to seat on a table*
*Cough* A coffee, please.
*If anyone
Anyway, @Shadowwaifuaigis, im sorry, who are you, I was not aware of any other staff members, however my memory is a bit fuzzy right now
@Shadowwaifuaigis
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Okay, mom!
@IamTho

Class? Why are you going to school? You're a Velvet Room attendant.
@Shiza_Salad
*put the bourbon coffee in front of you*
Here you go.

@Hillock
*puts a hot cup of coffee in front you*
It's fresh, so please enjoy.
Bourbon coffee? Does that have like alcohol or something?
*makes herself some tea*
@Mako-chan
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Not anymore!

*Tells her life story so far*

...And that's how I became a Yuki. Any more questions, Mako-neko-sama?
@Kotone Shiomi OOC: was that not being able to turn a meme into a meme about me....who you calling a meme
*Drinks*
Yeah, that´s better... how are you doing, @Shadowwaifuaigis?
Yeah @Mako-chan. It doesn't sound great, but I like it.
@IamThou

Meh, not really.
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Old man was a creep. So glad I bailed outta that. Forced me to read hentai.


Okay, that was my inner Caroline talking.
Kotone-chan! Kochi kochi!

*beckons Kotone forth*
IGOR DID WHAT @IamThou?!
Huh?
What?
@IamThou

No no no, you don't read hentai, you watch it. You read doujinshi.
That is disturbing Lavenza... vut that was the fake I bet.
@Kotone Shiomi

Come, take a seat right here.
*sits opposite to @Kuroumi* So whats up?
@Hillock
I'm fine, just overslept a little...
Nothing much, Ken, why do you ask?
@Hillock
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He like, made me sat on his lap and forced me to read these erotic mangas. Eugh...*shudders*

Anyways, let's not talk about that anymore.

@Shadowwaifuaigis

Hey mom can I have an iced tea and a muffin? Thanks!

*Blows her a kiss*
*Gets up from laying with Lumina to get my drink*

This is the only thing I drink now a days.

*Takes a sip from the drink*
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So, basically...my purity was long gone before I started living in the human world.
@Kuroumi, no particular reason, just small talk!
Uhh
*takes seat*
That´s... Where is he? I´m going to make him pay...
*Death stare*
@Kotone Shiomi OOC: was that not being able to turn a meme into a meme about me....who you calling a meme
Really? I'm surprised you'd sit near someone like me.
@Kotone, well II don't really know anyone here, except for you , shiza and hillock , and you looked kinda lonely *smiles*
@Kotone Shiomi

I've just wanted to say, that I have finally realized my love for you. After playing P3P, I just wanna say that I really appreciate you, and I really like your hair.
ooc: what?
OOC: Has Kotone red hair? That´s cool and great.
OOC: I love you Kotone <3
OOC: Basically I'm just saying that after playing P3P, I've realized that Kotone is the best protag ever
OOC: @Kotone Shiomi
KensukeKurosaki#152

Am i memeable...
KensukeKurosaki

https://m.imgur.com/mOgTnNO
I suppose a bit.....The cross dressing didn't help did it
Kotone Shiomi

Cant make a meme of a meme
What is that meant to mean!!!!!
OOC: I ship @Kuroumi x @KensukeKurosaki now, and you're not going to stop me.
OOC:haha what?
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I'm happy I don't get those weird nightmares anymore!

OOC: I fucking scratched the Labyrinth thing since I don't wanna bloat our lore.
@IamThou
*gives you your tea and muffin*
Do eat it too fast.
OOC: Kinda agree.
OOC: Now I have a better reason to flip my computer. I'm being shipped.
OOC: Lol rip Kotone
*Don't
Freaking autocorrect
OOC: the shipping has now been offically comfirmed
Anyway @Kuroumi, kinda weapons do you use?
OOC: Kotone must be shipped for Mako´s sake!
ooc: why do people keep seeing posts made at the same time and assume its a reply
OOC: I don't understand this ship
Staffs, Relics, Books, and One-Handed Blunts.
OOC: THIS SHIP WONT SINK NEVER!
OOC: Rip I'm guilty of that
OOC: 5000+. Well done.

*stretches*

Mhmmm..Hi Shiza...where am I..?
@Shadowwaifuaigis
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Thank you, mother. I will savor this thing!

*Nibbles it really slowly, like, slower than Aergia.*
That's nice.....I don't really like...fighting per sey, however, it is necessary, I don't like sharp weapons though...
OOC: No one can nibble slower than @Aergia...
OOC: yes they can, and one just did
@IamThou

I imagine Aergia basically eats muffins like Kirby
*turns very red*
UUHHHHHHHH
@Kuroumi, anyway...you kinda sit here alone and just.....watch. You enjoy doing that, observing I mean *chuckles*
OOC: @Kotone?! I never expected that reaction...
Not many of my weapons are sharp.
@Kotone Shiomi

I know this is all very sudden, but I just couldn't keep it in any longer.
OOC: But @Mako! What about @Taotakaka?
@Hillock

That was a joke phanfic, she's just a cuddle buddy.
OOC: @Mako-chan, is there a female character you ain't kissed or dated or one night standed or something
*wakes up*
I talk to some people occasionally, but it usually leads to them helping me, which I don't need.
Plus Hillock hasn't been coming on recently for some reason
OOC She hasn't kissed Nana
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@Kuroumi, hey I won't help you, I don't even know how to fight as far as I'm aware....besides im pretty sure my knowledge of that will have gone anyway xP I'm just looking for someone interesting to talk to, and your pretty cool so I thought, eh why not!
@Kotone Shiomi

You know, red really is your color. *wink*
I don't know why you find me interesting, I'm just a normal Mage and Healer. There's nothing special about me.
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Mako-chan just gets all the ladies...

*nosebleed placeholder*

@Kotone Shiomi

You can say no, I'm used to the heartbreak at this point.
@Kuroumi, there is nothing special about anyone here if you just look at their fighting style, first of all you live underwater, that's cool as hell, and your super mysterious *grins*
BLUH UHHHHHHHHHHHH
You're back at Leblanc @-Lumina-. Can I get you anything, my love?
@Kotone Shiomi

You're cute when flustered, you know that?
... Are you sure @Kotone is blushing, @Mako-chan?
I guess living underwater is special, but there are more interesting that come here.
Hunter, he goes out into the City of Yharnam everyday and kills unique monsters of all kinds.
GET A ROOM ALREADY @Mako-chan!
...This may be raging anger....I don't know..
Yeah she's blushing a lot. Are you sure you're not sick, my love?
....
Fleshbags and their mating rituals
*shakes her head*
@Mako-chan, seriously how many gf's does your rp have now
@Shiza_Salad

Urusai, you and your girlfriend have been close here the whole time.
@Shadowwaifuaigis, I agree with you there
owwww my heaaaaaad
*falls face first onto the table*
@KensukeKurosaki

0. I've flirted around a lot, but I've never had a serious relationship. I want Kotone to be my first.
Ah!! Um... Uhh... Oh god oh god oh god! What do I do? Are you ok, Kotone? How can I help?
@KOTONE?!
@kuroumi,don't be like that, your just as cool as everyone else here.....if not cooler, i mean, your almost like a ninja, the way you blend in, all stealth like
*Checks @Kotone´s vital signs*
Oh god, I went too far... I'm so sorry...
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*Continues to nibble on her muffin like a hamster and watches Mako-chan try to get a girlfriend*
@Ken I am a ninja t- better if I stay quiet here...
Just a latte please...

*sits up and pulls my nightgown around me better*
*SCREAMS*
C'mere for a sec @Ken.

*Motions him over*
@Akamoto_Nanaka
*gives you some aspirin and water*
Here
It will help with your hangover.
Oh god!! Are you in any pain? What's wrong?
*Falls over*
WHAT?!
@Shiza_Salad, goes over there
OOC: I forgot Nanaka got crunck lol
Alright, you just stay put, alright @-Lumina-? @Shadowwaifuaigis, can I get a latte over here?
*Whispers*

Ken, just ask here out dammit, stop flirting already. Don't worry, I've got your back *Wink*
@-Lumina-
*puts a latte in front of you*
Here you are...
@Shiza_Salad, that is not my goal here, I literally found out my girlfriend is dead yesterday
*sits up and sips some tea*
Ah. Thanks.

*sips latte slowly*

Mmm...warm...
@Kotone Shiomi

OOC: Your reaction is priceless lol
*chugs the water and pills*
Pain, Pain, Go Away, Come back another day...
*Still on the floor*
... wut?
So. Miss Nanaka.

*looks to her*

How do you feel about Lightning?
*sits back behind the counter and pours herself some tea*
*downs more tea*
@Kotone Shiomi

Uhh... I didn't think this would happen. Okay um... Sorry I said anything. Are you okay?
*face is getting redder*
*sits back down opposite @Kuroumi* Anyway, can I get you anything, your drinks almost empty
My throat hurts.
My apologies @Ken. It was not my place to say that. I'm sorry.
*Sips some tea*

You two are done having that conversation, Shiza and Ken?
... *Stands up and sits on a chair*
Give me a rest...
Oh, I guess I could have more tea.
Oh no, did you get a cold?

*feels Kotone's forehead*
Huh.... You wanna know how I feel about Kari-chan?
*looks angry* I think she needs to stop being indecisive and choose one or the other!
cool *gets up and makes tea* Here you go *brings tea back*
Uhhhh.
No it was the screaming actually.
You're pretty fast. Thanks.
I Want some milk please! And where's my shirt?
@Akamoto_Nanaka

Lol, sorry about that, it's not canon
@Kotone Shiomi

I see... Look, I'm really sorry... I didn't mean to catch you off guard like that.
? *tilts her head at Mako*
@Kotone why did you... *Sigh* never mind...
@kuroumis, thats ok *sits opposite her*
@Akamoto_Nanaka

OOC: Shhhhh it didn't happen...
*nods to Nanaka*

Preach it sistah, preach it. Choose one and settle down!
@Akamoto_Nanaka
*puts a glass of milk in front of you*
Please don't spill it this time.
OOC: Mako chan is biggest thot on site?
*snaps fingers and NAnaka's shirt materializes on her*
OOC: She is a goddess, she can be whatever she wants
OOC: Don't you dare call Mako-chan a thot. Mako-chan is just a...philantrophist.
OOC: lately I could give her a run for her money
OOC: Im not a Thot, I'm just indecisive about love. But I definitely love Kotone.
OOC: that's lately, not a constant tho