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What is a goddess if I can make them disappear in the blink of an eye?
OOC: you have if your indecisive don't get a relationship lol, that's how thots are made
A weak Goddess......?
OOC: ah the Hifumi reign of terror
OOC: Normally in the SMT games humans kill gods. I don't say she is invincible.
OOC: OMM PAGE 18!!! ROAD TO PAGE 20 IS NEAR!
Thanks for my shirt... I think I'd like you if you didn't want to kill big bro...

Spill? Nana Never spills her drink?
*drinks a bit of milk*
Ah, so mean, Hifumi. Why must you hurt me so?
@Akamoto_Nanaka who wants to hurt shinji....?
Hifumi is one of the 3 supreme Gods that rule under Mishima-sama.
I should probably give a reply huh?
@Kotone Shiomi

You won't hurt my feelings, tell me the truth.
Lumi Does!
.......I would stop her, but I am indebted to Lumina
I owe her much thanks, so I will abstain from this battle
Well then~
*sips her tea*
*an android version of Kotone burst through the door*
Hurry up you!
*grabs kotone and drags her away*
however, if it is ever anyone else,I shall assisst you Nanaka
*sighs*

I specifically dont want him dead. My Boss does. Soooo
Soooo... you don't hate big bro?
*shouts from outside*
CALLLL MEEEEEE
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Well, would you look at the time.

*Drinks her iced tea*

I have to get going now. Nobody's watching the house...

*Picks up her bag and heads for the door*

Good bye, everyone!

*Waves goodbye and exits*
....
Did anyone else see that?
Or am I going insane?
*sips tea*
See what?
Probably.
*Finishes drink*

It's nice to have you back Lumina. Honestly, I was starting to worry.
... WHAT HAPPENED WITH @KOTONE!?
Kotone dragged Kotone out.
... *Mindblown*
I'm... so happy....
But I don't have her number...
*sips latte*

Yeah. Not really no. If he tries to kill me, different story. And yes, it is good to be back. Why were you worried? I went home, thats all
I do Mako.

*hands her Kotone's contact info*
Oh, Ok!
Big bro won't try to kill you, he only fights girls in self defense.
@-Lumina-

A-Arigato gozaimasu!!
@Kuroumi, this world is pretty dangerous...so i have a request of you. This is kinda embarrassing but....can you teach me to fight?
*puts the contact info in her phone and stares at it love struck*
I know how to do 5 types what do you want? Soldier, Lancer, Archer, Mage, Cleric.
@-Lumina- I guess it was because you left without saying anything.
.....Mage, I am fairly familiar with magic due to my time in the nexus.....i dont remember anything after my deaths though....so any other progress i made is lost, effectively i know how they can kill you
You passed out Shiza.
I guess you're in luck, I'm a professional at mage. We'll have to do this another time though.
so @Kuroumi, what do you say?
OOC: nvm^^^^^
@-Lumina- That's fair. I'll try to stop drinking. It's really screwing me up...
To commemorate this: Bartender? Give me a coffee. Just coffee.
Yes... join the dark side of coffee, @Shiza...
*Evil laugh*
*Snaps out of it*
Oh, uh... what?
Wait, it just occurred to me. Did a robot version of herself just steal my girl? And who the hell made it, the Kirijo Group?
Yes, a Robot Kotone stole Kotone.
Don't worry, @Mako-chan...
She will return. They always do...
*hands you a cup of coffee*
Here you are sir.
Also, who knew Kotone would look so good as a robot, too?
Can I have an Apple juice?
OOC: Rip, eventually I'm gonna slip up and type Kokonoe instead of Kotone
@Akamoto_Nanaka

You sure drink a lot in here, don't you.
@Akamoto_Nanaka
*hands you the apple juice*
Here
A full gallon of it
Cause I somehow know you're going to need it.
Huh? of course! what else do you do in a cafe?
uhh... THIS ISN'T MY FAULT! BLAME MISHI-KUN!
*knocks the gallon over, spilling it everywhere*
*sighs*
I'll get the mop...
*sips latte more and leans back*

Can I sit on you Shiza?
*Drinks the coffee*

Ugh. It's not the same without the bourbon...That's too bad, I've got to suck it up and drink it.
Sure @-Lumina-. Why would I say no?
*starts cleaning up the juice spill so noone will slip*
*warps into Shiza's lap and sips latte, leaning back into him*

Much better...
*helps clean up the juice*
If I clean it up, That doesn't undo my luck does it?
*Relaxes a bit*
*puts down drink and snaps fingers, making Hillock's shirt disappear and reappear on me*

Hm....actually fits pretty well...
*shrugs*
I don't think that's how luck works... But I'm not an expert.
*looks at Shiza*

Whoa, very nicue Shiza-chan...
But Mishi said that if I spilt apple juice then I would never spill milk again!
*Looks at himself*
...
*See his muscles*
... wait!
*Looks at @-Lumina-*
Hey!
Hmmmm... Maybe try spilling it on him?
What are you doing with my shirt?
*Obviusly I have a lot of muscles, because I am a secret agent, my training was hard*
*Like Solid Snake or even more*
OOC: Neko Solid Snake? Excuse me?
@-Lumina-

Babe, please give him his shirt back.
Yea! he wants to see you with less clothes, not more!
Little long in the sleeves...

*flaps them around playfully*

I can work with this.

*warps it back onto Hillock, and snaps fingers again, making a more fitting version of it appear on myself*

There!
OOC: Remember my Mementos form is a commando´s armor, and I have night goggles. I am Metal Neko Solid: Chaos theory.
I can´t help it, I like stealth games, like Splinter cell (When it was good), Metal Gear or others.
I need to be one of those here, my character needs it.
help me......i was stabbed by chicken wings
*mutters under her breath about weird fleshbags, and resumes teasipping*
*Returns to normal*
*Sigh* If you wanted to see me naked, you could at least told me...
Thanks @-Lumina-. By the way, you want to go out sometime? All we do is hang out here, and I'd like to do something different...
*Looks at @Ken*
Dude, what happened?
It hurts so much, the chilli powder, is in my blood stream
Here *Gives @Ken some bread and water*
Maybe this helps.
I sense a disturbance coming my way....
I can probably create a potion that could help.
@Kuroumi, please do @Hillock *drinks water* damnn that stings
So I talked to Mishimans for rehabilitation for my alcoholism. He says I should just give in. An interdimensional space demon told me that I'll die if I follow his advice. What I want to know is, is death even possible in the nexus?
@Shiza_Salad, ive died many times, however i come from a time loop, there is no time loop here so you will die
*stretches*

Sure, why not?

*when she stretches, you notice that the nightgown disappeared when the shirt materialized...but it looks like she materialized some panties, all be them very lacy and small, so she's not too indecent*
Mishi is just telling you that to play with you...
he told me wiping poop on Shaigis was lucky.
*Places 2 spirit stones into a cup of lava, and scoops up the mixing red liquid into a bottle*

Here, I finished. Take it.
Alright, where should we go @-Lumina-?

@Ken I mean, I've got a few other Shiza's around, remember? Can I even die? I'm pretty sure I'm a universal constant.
Huh, so that was the disturbance I felt...
Dunno. What's around here? Before now I usually spend most of my time outside the Nexus.
@Shiza_Salad, they are different to you, the same person but different lives, different people @Kuroumi *drinks potion* Thank you...really
@Shadowwaifuaigis, can I sit there? *Points a place near her*
Looks silent enough, and I need to think on something...
@Hillock
... Fine, go ahead.
Thanks!
*Sits and checks a notepad on his codec...*
@Kuroumi...so......hows your drink?
I don't need anymore, I'm fine right now.
*the knight walks in, and sets himself down in a chair, looking fatigued*
@-Lumina- Maybe we should go outside the nexus then. There isn't much else here.

@Ken You've got a point. Dammit, I guess I'm mortal. This makes me depressed.
How many immortal characters are here anyawy....me, liam, mako...?
I guess my next quest is to find a way to be immortal. This'll be fun.
*!* You remembered @Liam?!
@-EliteKnight-
Do you need anything?
yesh he is on discord a lot
*nuzzles Shiza'z chest*

There isn't much our there either right now. Just a soupy mess of mixing worlds. The only stable place is my Boss's conference room.

I'll drag in a new place. I'll find us something nice.
@Shadowwaifuaigis
Ah, are you the current tender? Yes, I'll just have a hot coffee
*Thinks*

I'm immortal kindda. Star definitely is. So is Hunter?
@-Lumina-, you don't have a home?
Don´t you*
Hunter's immortal.
Hunter and I are immortal. Because of the hunters dream and the undead curse respectively. We cannot die
Ayy I can't die either. High five bro.
@-EliteKnight-
*places hot coffee in front of you*
At least you don't make a mess like the other one.
Tis not exactly the greatest. Living alone fore so many years wears on the soul
*rolls my neck*

Not really. I live in the Chaos.
@-Lumina- Alright then. The sooner the better. I just want somewhere nice where we can be alone...
Huh, good to know.
*for once, removes helmet and reveals again the shoulder length this hair and full beard that covers his face, and sips the coffee whilst staring into space*
*thick hair*
*bleeds out and dies from chicken wounds*
Hello friendos!
Well Then.
I should've made a stronger potion.
*enters in*

Hey everyone!

*waves hello*
'Ello Mishi and Hunter.
Hi guys, wow, this is full today
*is dead*
Ken??? Oh god.
Robin!
"He casts samarecarm on ken"
OOC: Revive pls
Quick, who's good at dragging bodies?
Why is there a dead guy in the cafe?
*Is too deep in thought he doesn't realise what happens around him*
(A.K.A. having dinner)
What happened to Kensuke?
*wakes up* Thank you......
...
Just dump it in acid.
*relaxes against Shiza*

Okay dear.

*waves to everyone*
I'm glad you didn't explode like @The_Hunter
Well, he died from being stabbed by chicken wings or something. Thought the potion I gave him would work.
.....Shaigis, what the fuck, i thought we had a connection
Hold up.

*picks up Kensuke's body*

Where do you want me to put it?
.....Perhaps the potion wasn't potent enough
OY I GOT REVIVED 'ANDS OFF LASS
I'll make a better one next time.
You were dead... I rather not have a rotten corpse in the cafe.
Alright

*throws Kensuke to the broom closet*

There ya go.
@Kuroumi *pats* That's ok, im immortal by the looks of it anyway.....a chicken wing killed me though,that is worrying
Eh, care with ken mane
That is one way to treat a human being.

What you people got here when it comes to alcohol?
He's alive. Why'dya throw him in the closet?
*gets buffed by his own Heat Riser*

Again... what's going on?
OY LASS, @The_Hunter, I SAID HANDS OFF
Just thought it up on the spot @Kuroumi.
So, Goro revived Ken, you picked him up, and threw him into a closet.
....*sits next to @Kuroumi* If I die just throw me just....a new one will be there soon
Change of events pretty fast.
So if you die you appear somewhere? Wow, that is quite interesting... how do you feel after it?
I feel pain...
I'll throw you somewhere if you die.
As I said, it never goes away, the pain stays for all eternity, and it stacks over 64
@Mishimans
*pours a shot of Mystery Alcohol X*
Here
This deadly enough to kill humans
I'm sure you'll survive.
Alright

*takes a seat and looks at the menu*
@KensukeKurosaki
If it's vitality you seek, I've a ring here. This should help you *hands over a golden and engraved ring, exquisitely made.* This increases ones strength, life force , and stamina
*Examines Mystery Alcohol X*

I'm sure I will.

Quick question what is the rate of survival for this thing?
@-EliteKnight-, im immortal friend, im stuck in a time loop so I never age and when I die I just come back
That ring... is that the one they call the dragon ring?
Can I get A Double Shot Caramel Macchiato Latte
@Mishimans
I'm not sure of the Shadow survival rate, but one drop for a human is an 95% fatality chance.
Hmm ...

I'll take those chances.

*Drinks Mystery Alcohol X*

*Instantly feels woozy*
@KensukeKurosaki
*puts the latte in front of you*
Here you are sir.
Mind if try some @Shadowwaifuaigis?
Thanks shaigis *smiles*
You've been way more cheerful since you lost your memories, Ken. It's surprising to me.
@The_Hunter
*slides you a shot*
It hits like a train... Just warning you.
Umm Shaigis ...

Is the room supposed to be twisting?

*Grab onto the counter for support*
Oh no...That stuff can kill y'know?
*picks upbthe tiny cup and lowers his dust mask*

Thank you @Shadowwaifuaigis and down the hatch.

*drinks it in one swig*

... lacks more vodka and spirit.
@Kuroumi hey.......I know I have a massive assortment of the worlds most dangerous magical items........I don't remember how I got them, or how to use them....however I think they may be of use to you....would you like to see them?
*His eyes turn glassy*

Heh everything is so colorful and weird.

*collapses on a chair*

Life is so beautiful ...
OOC: the past me was an alcoholic depressed mess, he has gone throw so much shit he was broken, that's why he wanted his memories gone partially
I don't need 'em.
@Mishimans
Huh.... Unexpected, you seem to be having a different reaction than most others...
*looks at @Mishimans*

You okay?
What the hell did you guys do to Mishimans?
*Tries to focus*

Shaigis...is that a bad thing?

I'm not dying or anything right...

*Lays his head on the counter*
Well he's a shadow with a persona. How might that effect him Shadow Aigis?
*snaps out of it*
Uh?
@Mishimans?
*looks back to @Shadowwaifuaigis*

What is in this?

*notices his beast like features like longer fangs and excess fur*

Oh dear...
*Drinks from one of the 2 liters I stole from Mishimans earlier*

We should probably help him, huh? I can't do jack, as all my personas are combat oriented...
@Mishimans
You're vital scans are fine, so you aren't dying...

@-Lumina-
He should be affected the same way I am then, since I have a Persona as well...
.....is he ok?
Does anyone have an idea of where an artifact that gives immortality is?
*Walks in, yawning*

Yo, what are you guys doing, you bunch of loveable weirdos?
Well it feels like I'm dying.

*Looks up*

Also when did the cafe have outer space as it's ceiling.
OOC: sorry guys, I went to diner
"Comes from bathroom"
Hi guys, sorty it took me long, fid i miss something?
Whay did you put in that drink @Shadowwaifuaigis?...
*sigh* @Mishimans is drunk.
Nothing you care abo-
*warps in*
Shut up Nanaka,

Let me talk to Kaz before you dig yourself any deeper...
*sinks back in thought*
Is... @Mishimans ok? He looks drunk
Oh...hey, Akamoto. How have you been?
He IS Drunk.
Hey Crow... is my beasthood taking into effect?
What do you mean with beasthood?
Is some kind of power?
*Laughs spastically*

All of you people look funny now!

*Points at the wall*

You look like a dolphin!

*His face is very red*
@The_Hunter
Interesting... Another affect that must be studied..

@Mishimans
Just hold onto the bar and you won't float away.
Hey dude, Y'know, Making an ass of myself, just came back from home to do a little... emotional rehab, this Infection's been screwing with my head.
He's dead drunk. I'm gunna see what happens.
So Crow... beast hood is similar to becoming a werewolf, more stronger but more reckless.
@kuroumi....we should draw silly faces on him!!! *eyes light up*
I'm not going to ask, but it shows.

*He crosses his arms*
*Gasps*

Wait people can float!?

*Let's go of the bar*

Take me away!!!!

*Falls back and lands on the floor*
.....*gets up and gets his colored sharpies* he he he
*Sighs*
Dear god....
What should I draw......?
I oh so beasthood is like be close of the line between humanity and beast, but you use that to become stroger... interesting... and no, I think that don't affect me, why do you ask?
ohh ohh, lets draw a biiig lion face.... rawr xD
*draws many things on @Mishimans* Hey Nana, wanna help me draw, I'll get you milk for the whole month!
.... *sighs*
Sorry, bout what happened with you and Ene, I was being pretty pathetic then...
*tries to hit the sharpies away*

S-stop that tickles!

*laughs*
Only hunters with healing blood in their vains can have beast hood Crow.

*falls on to the floor and scratches his left side of his head with his foot*

And beasthood sucks!!! So ITCHY!!!
Sure!
*starts drawing on ken*
.....wrong person *grins* Ohhh make me a spaceman!
Oh... emmm...
"He embarrased look at @The_Hunter"
Oh! Here boy! Look at the ball! Look!
"He goes outside"
Come here!
*Starts shivering*

The floor feels so cold...
My case of beasthood is similar to Father Gascoine... we are in the middle line between humans and beats...

*continues to itch*

Auuughh... this SUCKS!!
Akamo-...
...
Shinji, I'm sorry, but you're always pathetic and lame!

*He tries to maintain an angry look, althought a pretty exagerated one*
*draws on @mishimans belly The Legendary sword Excalibur (down arrow)* hehehe
Did I heard "drawing in someone face"?!
*squirms on the floor*

I'm being pulled into the floor
*starts writing notes on the side effects*
@-Lumina- will you help me draw on @Mishimans *shows sharpies* i'll hold him up, you draw on his back.......Nanaka, what are you drawing by the way...am i still going t be pretty
Ok, this is enough, @Mishimans is clearly NOT having fun.
Heh, Hey man, I'm trying to IMPROVE my ego, I can't do that with you running it through the dirt. *smirks*
@Shadowwaifuaigis, would a patra gem help him?
I can do that too!
*Draws the words "Black hole" on kens lower back with an arrow pointing down*
@Hillock he is having some fun.....he is just pissed outa his mind
*Squirms even harder*

*his teeth are chattering*

It's too cold!

*he hits his head against a chair*
Shinji, you ARE dirt!

*He smirks*

Never thought I would consider dirt to be my friend, but hey, things change all the time.

*He offers him his hand*

Don't make me punch you again, I don't like violence.
*floats over and draws Moogles on Mishiman's face, as well a lil Wolf face*

Mwehehehehe...

*looks to Shinji*

Yo edgelord.

*waves*
@Hillock
It may... Or it could worsen it... No use in not trying though.
Nevermind, Im using it!
*Uses patra gem on @Mishimans*
oh shit *picks up @Mishimans and gives him a blanket from upstairs* Sit here dude, lay down.....on your belly, i need to see your back
*falls down the stairs, notably wearing a police outfit*
Too much happening... I can't keep track. God I'm tired.
*Can barely raise his head*

*continues to shiver*

I can't feel anything.

*his arms hang limply*
@Kuroumi.....you ok?
Someone want to help door girl out?
Yeah, I'll be fine. You don't have to worry about me.
Hey Lumina,

So, Kaz, In all seriousness, Bygones?
*takes kaz's hand and shakes it*
*fumbles to her feet and pulls out a pistol*
*finishes drawing on @Mishimans*
Yeah, but like I said, don't make me punch you again.

*He smiles at him*

But...hey, have you seen Lightni-...Sparky around?
*fires a shot upstairs before diving for cover*
*floats over to Shinji*

So Edgelord McAkamoto, sup?
I feel bad for mishimans
You are a pretty princess....your so cool
*pulls the blanket closer to his body*

Everything...Cold...

*starts to cry*

Am I dying!?
Nevermind
She's fine... I think.
@Addalme, he knew what was going to happen when he drank it...besides. I used to do with this with my friends.......
*throws something ball shaped up the stairs and runs for the door*
@Mishimans...hey buddy, your fine lookie here *shows mirror* Your fine see, your just fucking dog piss hammered
OI! LABRYS SAID NO FIGHTING I THOUGHT???
IS THERE A BOMB IN THE CAFE?
So the patra gem didnt work I see...
EVERYBODY MOVE!
*Picks his omega shield an covers*
WHO'S FIGHTING
I'M GONNA NOOGIE EM.
Gotcha, I don't exactly like being punched either.
As for Farron, No, Nana saw her here last night though.

There, I fixed things, now be good Nanaka...

@Lumina, nothing much, whats up with you?

Oh damn it...that means she got here right after I left...damn it.

*He sits down and slams his head agains the counter*

And I was so fired up...
*...*
Nothing?
@-Lumina- who is fighting?
*Doesn't even notice the mirror*

*Continues to cry*

Will I just cease to exist!

Am I even existing now!

*grabs his head*
*the roof shakes*
*a charred body falls down the stairs*
@Kotone... what?!
.... *sips tea*....
*floats around the room aimlessly, still only in a button up shirt and panties...*

Not much. I mean, my Boss wants you dead and all, but I'm just kindda bored and don't careee? Like Whatever. Oh Oh Kazy~! Come on, just court my sister already, will you? Otherwise that Delta hunk is gonna nab her from ya!
Oh god! @Kotone Shiomi are you ok?
*enters café*

Sorry I had to step out for a bit. What did I miss?
... Fine, I'm sorry Kazy...
*the charred body glows blue and vanishes*
Whose body is that?
@Mako-chan, @Kotone is here
There goes the body.
@Kotone, you sure you are not another agent?
Well, I gotta go.
Be good now.
*warps away*
*Hyperventilates*

What if none of us exist!

*pupils are too wide*