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OOC: Wow page 34.
OOC: Yeah, jeez.
OOC: Almost there boys! Let's keep going!
OOC: What're we going to again?
OOC: 10000
*Enters*
I need coffee! Quick, is an emergency!
Got it!

*Pours a freshly brewed coffee.*

Here you go!
*Drinks quickly*
*Sighs in relief*
Buf... thanks!
You're welcome, friend. It's on the house.

*Sips from the bourbon blend*

I guess I could be a bartender instead of an assassin for the day...
Yeah, it´s a change of peace!
*Sips*
*walks in slowly*

...the staff sure does change a lot around here...
*Turns around and sees @Stella*
Oh, hello!
I think I have never meet you...
Well yeah. I'm only temporary until actual staff show up. I could probably work here in my spare time though...
It is...highly likely.

*nods and sits down at the counter*
*sigh* normally this is more active...
Where is everybody?
Dead or missing, probably. Don't quote me on it though.
Oh my...can I just get a black coffee please?
*enters in through the door*

So this is LeBlanc that my twk brothers been yapping about. Bigger than I expected.
If we get to 9999 will the site explode?
*walks in focused on a video game and sits down at a booth.*

So many new things happening today...
Sorry Stella. Here you go.

*Hands her a cup of black coffee*
*looks around*

So...is no one here to serve drinks..? Will I never get a coffee..?
Ah thank you.

*sips coffee*
*warps in and hugs Ku*
Surprise!
Hello Nanaka. You want anything, seeing as I'm the bartender today?
*not even looking up at this point*

Hey Big Sis. Not really a surprise by now. You do this every day.
*Sips*
*is still sitting down* hey has kuro been round, been looking for her
*Walks over to Hillock and sits across from him*

So how are you today, mate?
@KensukeKurosaki Kuromi? No, haven't seen her.
Well, I have been better. Still, I´m good. Just a bit tired.
Boo. You could at least act surprised....
Oh well, mabye kuro will be round later
... interesting people here.

*walks to a seat and sits down*
Pretty sure she's over in the nexus club or whatever. One of my doppelgängers is over there now...
*looking bored*

You could try doing something more interesting Sis... Acting is lame.
thanks man
No problem Ken. Least I could do for an old friend. Hey Noir, you want anything?
Ok, Next time Big sis will do something interestinger!
*begins looking up and down Strike Noir*

So you're a robot? And there are so many guns... And the wings... HOW ARE YOU SO COOL?
Hey Kuu? You want anything?
Click to load youtube video

*Aergia awakens in her booth* ....
That is how my designer made me.

*moves the linear guns up and down with no hands*
*waves to Aergia before focusing back on the robot*

How do you eat if you don't have hands? I mean, that seems like a bit of a design flaw. Having guns instead.
Welcome back to the land of the living Aergia. Would you like a muffin?
Give. *She reaches out of the booth*
Here you go little one. Hope you enjoy it, seeing as it's one of the last ones.

*Hands Aergia a muffin*
I do have hands Kuudere and I don't eat. I run on a ultracompact battery. And I do not have hands then I can not use these.

*draws out his Beam Shorty pistols*
*She looks around* Where's Luna?
I don't know, Aergia. Wish I could tell you
Awww...
Sorry. Would you like another muffin?
Yes...
*apparently bored*

Neat... I'm just gonna find something else to do. Later Sis, Aergia, Shiza, and robot guy.

*walks out, focused on his game*
I wish i could eat... but don't.
Alright then. Stay right there, I'll go get one.

*Goes to the counter to grab another muffin*

Does it matter what kind? We've got little left, but there's a blueberry, a chocolate chip, and a pumpkin spice!
Goodbye Kuu-kun. I'll see you around.
Any is fine.
Alright then.

*Grabs the blueberry muffin and walks back over to Aergia, handing it to her*

Here you go. Huh, looks like I actually am good with kids.
Can I hug you Gia-chan?
*She nods to Nana's offer of hugs*
*cuddles*
hehehe, Gia-chan is soooo warm and soft!
Yay! *She hug.*
You all set? Any of you want anything?
*stands up*
Nana.... Nana wants to join.... *cough*
OOC wrong thread
OOC: Ha.
OOC: Boop.
OOC: C´mon, just 30 more posts!!
*warps in*

Crossdressing Competition at the Host club!

*warps out*
*enters in with glowing white eyes and a sigil glowing on his back*

...
"Enters, he is a bit pale and tired"
Hi... ufff...

I'm starving to death.

Coffee ans curry please!
*drags Crow to a seat and sits as well still having a sigil glowing on his back*
*Still inside the cafe*
*hears something an rapidly draws out his Hunter's Blunderbuss and walks to where Hillock is*
*Hillock is ready for anything, but he looks normal outside*
What happen??
*a figure of Loki begins to rip out of his back and makes a hush gesture to Crow*
So... you know...
*Hillock sensed that. He is more prepared than before*
Don't worry, i don't gonna fight.
*Still tense*
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey everyone. How are you all doing?
*sees Hillock but switches to gattling gun and begin shooting at Hillock*
*Activates his omega shield and absorbs the bullets*
"He runs and summon Robin to protect hillock"

NO!
@Ari3s now is not a good time...
You good?
"He runs and summon Robin to protect hillock"

NO!
OOC: Sorry my internet is crazy now.
OOC: Heh
*Loki? Pulls out a Loch Shield bracing to defend his host while activating Heat Raiser*

...

*pays attention to Crow and draws out his Beast Claw and begins to attack in a primal manner*
*Attacks with his light saber to the distracted @The_Hunter*
Ahahaha. Yeah, I can see that.

Me? I feel great. Never been better.~
I see... he needs his sedatives.
@Ari3s and that stuff yesterday? I´m still worried about that...
Oh, that? Pff. Don't even worry about that. As a matter of fact, I don't even know what you're talking about.
*Loki? blocks the strikes and continues to buff his host while he blankly and mindless strikes*
OOC: I will BUUUURN THIIIIIS THREAAAAAAAD
OOC: NOOOOOO YOU STEALED MY MOMENT!
OOC: I´M GONNA KILL YOU FOR REAL!
*Casts Atomic flare on @The_Hunter*
*bloss into the Madaras Whistle which performs Black Mamba on Hillock*
OOC: The what?
Click to load gif image (size - 980 kb)
OOC: Please just help me
OOC: The Madaras Whistle is a Bloodborne item which is basically their version of Black Mamba which is an almighty skill by summoning a giant snake*
*Goes back and holds his ground A.K.A. block*
*warps in and takes hunters head off, then leaves*
OOC: Ah...
Also fighting in LeBlanc is against the rules... just saying Labrys will cut our heads...
*upon his death the body fades away which kills the Loki fake and reverts all the damage he unleashed*

*Gasping*
Buf...
*Looks at @Addalme* WHAT THE HECK?!
*reenters in, holding his head from a bad headache*

Auuugh... hell happened?

*attempts to take a seat*
@Hunter...
You were... possessed... by a fake Loki...
You ok?
*Goes to Ari3s*
You sure you ok? I´m still worried about -V-...
OOC: dinner. later!
Yesterday was hell @Hillock... Attacked friends, got killed by one, a regrettable habut of drinking, and now fading in and out of consciousness.

*trying to breath out the pain as a glowing sigil radiates out of his back*
I'm a hundred percent sure. and -V-? What's there to worry about with him? He's here to help us, remember?
OOC:my internet is death, if you can read this sorry.
OOC ahem please non fighting in the thread friends.
OOC: Alright an besides it is the first and last of me doing this.
IC: I have a gripping headache... need something to feel better.
OOC: can you read this guys?
OOC: Ok, my internet back.
OOC: The first and only fight.
IC: *sigh* if you say so, @Ari3s... still, he has been out for a long time...
@Hunter, you should look for help, this shouldnt happen again, it's too dangerous
There are tons of people still here
OOC: Sorry hillock for not cover you there, my internet was failing me.
OOC: Dont worry man, it was fun. Also makes my character look more human.
OOC: yeah well, my character now looks usseles xD.
I know Hillock but now I have been having hearing voices in my heads saying to take pride in the killing.
Didn't you get your head blown off by Pyrrha-san?
OOC: act like the hunter knocked me down.
IC: "He wakes up and go down"
Is everyone ok?
OCC: Nah, this will happen more often, you can fight fake loki again... in another thread, that is.
Still, you are Crow, and so never useless.
Hunter... do you still have that voices in your head?
Does he possess extreme regeneration abilities?
I still do.

*bashes his head into the counter*

I want them out... GET OUT!!!
I'll ask Pyrrha-san to end your suffering again when she returns
I'll go to the bathroom, later we talk.

"He thinks"

(Hmmm I think I'll be able to save him... but... if I use loki there...)
No Ryu... don't do that... never want her to see me like this...

*begins to chug his sensitive bottles to suppress the voices*
OOC: Loki at first was not identifiable in P5 battle. Try using that.
I'll consult her about the subject and ask her about her thoughts on the matter
"He rushes at LeBlanc at the speed of light destroying the door and the wall."

"He speak with a distorted voice"

Die...

"He stabs the hunter and summon loki, Loki appear as a shadow, is impossible to see him clearly"
"He kick the hunter and quickly leaves"
*reappears infront of the masked individual*

I dont take surprises like.
It's Addalme-san
I mean-
*jumps and follows*
It's obvious
Nah, he couldnt be...
*obviusly he knows*
Haha Crow... very funny.

*a shadowy emerges out and pulls out the dagger*
stoooooop
Ooc:sorry about that my internet went to crap
OOC: i know the feel
Do you hear voices now?
*lookst at Hibiki*

Heck are you?
I feel better and next time stab me with your lightsaber rapier.
Loki was your last hope.
You guys hit 10k.
I think it's time to shut it down.
THEN SWITCH TO LOKI!!

*facepalms*
inb4 mishima nuke
*walks in* Hey
It was sealed, so you couldn't sense him, I break the seal and now I have his presence in me.

I used loki to kill and everyone knows about a man who used it to kill, even you.
... well he didn't but he did suppressed the voices so thank.
*walks back in*

sup guys?
*sees the gundam*

Heck are you?
(Now)
"He leaves"
*walks in*
My boss is taking too long!
OOC wrong account
DELET THIS
*starts brewing coffee*
*pours coffee*
Hi Shin-kun!
Yo. I'm bored. I'd like to order some amusement.
Hi Nanaka!
*Teleports in*

Hello people.
Am I going to get ignored again? Just like every other time I waltz around here ?
Coffee good for you?
*walks in, three metal cases of cake floating behind her* Hello~ I had to take a bit of a detour, but here I am~! And I brought cake~!
*sits next to Nanaka*
Things look boring here.

*teleports out*
Nana can play some violin if you want...
Let's hear it
Click to load youtube video
This is cool!
Welcome back Pyyrha-san!
You play good on the violin
How are you Nanaka?
Bored... Nana's boss is supposed to talk to me... so I'm waiting for them to contact me...
Hi, Ryuzaki-kun~! *smiles brightly*
I make sure you are not bored
*smiles back* you know me too well! *looks at cake*
*sips coffee*
(I have such a bad headache right now because I had too watch movies in all my classes)
*nods, setting the cake down* Of course! There's plenty~
Nana's just impatient...
*grabs a slice and starts eating it* so how was you're day going?
Who's your boss?
It's... um....
That's not important! Ehehe...
Okay then
*comes closer to Nanaka*
*leans on Reaper*
(Reaper X Nanaka I can see it now)
It went well! (Okay, but seriously, I had to go through hell and back to not miss my math class. I had to risk getting leeched just to get to class today because I missed my bus, and live in a rural area :/)
Hey Pyrrah. And wow that shot to the head cleared up some of the fucked thoughts in my noggin.

*waves hello and bows*
(Sorry to hear that my life is shit and I also live in a rural area) Well at least we can relax now
*sips coffee*
*nods* definitely! And your welcome Hunter, but I cried...
Are you two enjoying each other's company? *looks at Reaper and Nanaka*
Yeah
Yeah... I am sincerely sorry but what happened happened. If you didn't shot me, I've would have made half of this block painted red. Didn't I told you that I drink my sorrows away?
You have a point there...
Yup... *yawn*
Getting sleepy...
Are you a couple?
But beyond that I thank you. You have my gratitude.

*gets up to Pyrrah and kneels before her and presents her a Blade similar to Milo but glows in holy moonlight*

I have made this in the way my Moonlight blade does. Let this be your guiding light through the dark night.
hey !
ooc: by the way, this thread is deserved to have the Guinness World Records for the most thread for multiple post
Come to my cafe its better
You are going to thank her for blowing you're head off?
Are you tired?
We are not a couple yet
Good luck Reaper-san
Thanks
Good luck Shin-kun...
I'm glad I have Pyrrha-san
*sips coffee*
Nanaka do you remember our kiss?
*Quietly walks in through a portal, sitting down*

...
Hi Luci-chan...
Hi Luci-chan...
OOC poop.
*takes the blade* Such beautiful craftsmanship... Thank you, so much, Hunter-kun!

And hi, Luci-chan!
Well it's feel better. And yes Ryu I am thanking her.
@-Lucifer-

Is something wrong?
@Akamoto_Nanaka
Good day, comrade.
I'm not even going to bother asking why
@Tsugumi-Chan
Greetings, knight of chaos.

@Mako-chan
Nothing is wrong, dear...

Everything will be in its right place. Soon. Much sooner than expected.
*walks in*
What do you mean, Luci..?
Hmm? *looks at Lucifer confused at what she said*
*notices Garret walking in*

Aren't you that thief that smacked my Insight clone on the head with that nifty tool on ya side?
Correct
I remember Shin-kun...
Why?
Alright and thank you. He never shuts up sometimes. So what can I get for ya?

*takes off his gloves and jacket and wears an apron*
*Lux wakes up being passed out behind the counter*
Where am I? What day is it?
Just asking
@Tsugumi-Chan
My patience grows thin with this world. I will wait no longer for God's chariot. Perhaps defying destiny will go in my favor.

Everything is almost ready.

All I need is a catalyst...
Coffee please
Uh, coffee? Give me a sec...
*Lux stands up holding his head*
Eh, shouldn't have touched that weird bottle...
*He goes in the back and starts brewing a fresh batch of coffee*
What kind Luci-chan?
I thought
Luci-chan is planning something
Ok, I'll set up the anti-air turrets...
*Lux flicks a switch and two turrets pop out of the top of Leblanc ready to shoot at any incoming missiles*
*He then pours the coffee into a cup and hands it to Garrett*
*nods* Indeed...
@Akamoto_Nanaka
I need the blood of a corrupt son of man to complete the ritual. A mutual contract to seal the deal between man and demon.
Thanks
Finding someone corrupt wouldn't be too hard...
You okay Lucifer?
(Everything in here just got fucked up)
Plenty of those around...
@-Lucifer-

You like cats, right? Come to my cat café.
Click to load youtube video

*my reason as to why Lucifer shouldn't destroy the world*
I need to get out of this cafe...I've been her for days, can anyone else take over?
@LuxTenebris
But who shall it be? *Head tilt*

@The_Hunter
Everything will be fine soon, Mister Killer. *Smirks*
I mean, I guess I don't really know what you mean by corrupt.
@Mako-chan
I will come after the end, my dear. I have business to do right now.
Ok... WAIT THE END?!
@LuxTenebris
One who holds the strength of rebellion in their heart, who has defied Gods plan.
(Nice song)
(OK NO WE ARE NOT RESETING THE NEXUS)
(I love the RWBY soundtrack, it's amazing~)
@Mako-chan
The winds in the air has changed... Originally a battle was to begin on June 1st 2018. But I can no longer wait.

This world is covered in filth. I am being forced to speed up my plans.

Soon, the order of this world will be destroyed and mankind will be free, to inherit a new world.
... I don't like where this is going...

*runs behind Pyrrah*

Assistance is needed...
Lucifer, I do not wish to oppose you, but if you plan on destroying the world and Nexus, I have no choice....
@-Lucifer-

Yeah ok sure. Do that thing. Break my heart. We're not friends anymore.
Wait, isn't that literally every wild card? I mean, at least from what I've heard.
*points his moonlight encased long sword at Lucifer*

Do that in Yharnam! It's already fucked up as it is!
Deleting the world isn't even that hard...I mean I already almost did that.
*pulls out the blade hunter made and Milo, Akouo already shielding me* I have no choice but to form a rebellion against you. I apologize... But this world has shown me so much kindness, and I will not let you ruin it!

*watches quietly*
@Tsugumi-Chan
I never said I would destroy the Nexus, dear knight. It is merely getting an improvement. A world of Chaos. Have you not listened to me at all? I am removing mankinds chains.

@Mako-chan
I have no need for friends in this world. I am a Demon Lord. If you will not stand by me, then there is nothing to say.
Don't die Pyyrha
A knight of chaos who desired to be my general has even turned against me...

Very well.

All of those with strong will, I hope you will join me and embrace the freedom you will all soon have.

For those who wish to die on the sword in the name of Law... My palace will soon appear.

It was short... I admit, I was happy to have "friends"... But this is my destiny and the destiny of man...

...See you all soon...

*She exits through a portal, wearing a bitter and somber expression*
She freed me from the chains of the Great Ones so I can be a independent Great One. Let mankind itself let got of their chains Lucifer.

*still points his blade at Lucifer*
Damn....
HA HAHA HAAAA!!!!!

*an insane version of Hunter crashes into the cafe in a go-kart*

TODAY I AM A GOD!!! I feel like a million doiche marks.
*sneaks behind him*
*knocks out him with blackjack*
*comes in* aye waht up?
*sees his insight manifest and rushes to repair the damage*
Real Hunter: WHY did you do that?!

Insight Hunter: Oh hoho, I am in ze wrong probation!

*drives backwards but running him over*
I'm getting out of here...I can't handle this anymore.
*Lux teleports out of Leblanc*
*looks down, a distant look in her eyes*
Chaos... is no better. Back home in Remnant, there was already so much of that.... I found a somewhat calm place, away from most of the combat and chaos there...
holy cow
(I'm just gonna wait till all the chaos is over but I'll still be here)
*reappears and walks in*

Well that happened... you okay Pyrrah?