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Tsugumi-Chan
*shakes head* no... We can't let Lucifer have her way.
The_Hunter
Well then.

*pulls out his spear rifle and arms it*

Let's get to work.
Tsugumi-Chan
*nods* We need to go to Remnant. We need to get the Fall Maiden's power. Only then will we have a fighting chance.
Ryuzaki
I'll just go with you and use my reasoning abilities
The_Hunter
But you're dead to your home... how you going... WAIT A SECOND!

*places a Beckoning bell infront of her and Ryu*

Just ring this and you'll arrive with me in Remnant while glowing a lovely tint of blue.
Tsugumi-Chan
*smiled and nods at Ryuzaki before turning serious again* To Remnant! Who else wants to join us?
Tsugumi-Chan
*takes bell* Right.
Akamoto_Nanaka
*wakes up*
Where'd Luci-chan go?
Tsugumi-Chan
*ringing the bell, Pyrrha joins Hunter in a quest to gain the power of the Fall Maiden, to oppose the forces of Chaos*
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Goes back to sleep*
The_Hunter
OOC: It's all set https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=7331
Mona
*Pops out of bag appearing to be bleeding*
I'd like some milk, please
The_Hunter
*a phantom of the hunter appears and gives Mona a giant mug of milk*
Mona
Wow, that's a lot of milk!
Aergia
*Aergia walks in with he punk clothes on and uses a phoenix down on the cafe.*

There we go.
KensukeKurosaki
*jumps out of portal....faceplants horribly*
Garrett
"walks in"
Aergia
Christ Ken. You have no grace.
KensukeKurosaki
@Aergia I'm sorry, are you recovering from being stabbed 40 times in the chest and legs?
Aergia
The fuck are you talking about? Actually don't answer.
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: it's on the nexus club thred
Aergia
I see Mom isn't here yet...
Garrett
"takes a seat"
Aergia
Huh? Oi, no one's workin here right now.
Garrett
I wait then....
Aergia
*She sighs and sits in on of the booths* This is gonna take a while...
Addalme
"He comes from a portal"

Oh... i'm here... well... hi guys.
Garrett
Hello....
Aergia
Yo, Akechi-kun!
Addalme
Oh aergia hi again, i was in lavenza's house because I got lost and I ended there... and I get lost again...
Addalme
Give me a moment.
" he picks his phone"
Aergia
The sad cycle of Goro Akechi.
Addalme
Don't call it like that...
Inari
Yo.
Hm? No one's working here...
*Takes a seat*
Aergia
Geez, they forget to lock the door?
Inari
Guess we should make sure no one tries anything stupid while they're gone.
KensukeKurosaki
Guys, since you no coffee, how about I entertain you!!
Aergia
Yep...
KensukeKurosaki
Then I shall sing for youuuuuuuuuu!
Aergia
Please don't...
Inari
Oh no
KensukeKurosaki
Make us free na Splash! Kasaneta hikari no KONTORASUTO abite
Feel so free na kyou tobikomu ore-tachi no Brand new blue, yeh
Omou you ni sei! sei! sei! a-oh
Jibunrashiku kick! kick! kick! a-oh
Tsukamitainda pull! pull! pull! a-oh
Todokisou na deep! deep! deep! Splash Free
KensukeKurosaki
(since i have the same voice as nagisa from free, i though it would be fitting)
Aergia
GAHHHHH! STOP!
KensukeKurosaki
Burenai hi ga nai kurai (nai kurai) back
Addalme
W-well i'll leave... yes I have work to do...
"He goes to the door"
Kuroumi
*enters*
What was going on in here?
Inari
If we're listening to music might as well listen to some good shit Click to load youtube video
Aergia
Hell is going on.
Kuroumi
Makes sense, I heard terrible singing. Who was it?
KensukeKurosaki
Click to load youtube video
Inari
It was @KensukeKurosaki
KensukeKurosaki
Hey hey @Kuroumi
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: have you heard kens voice he sounds like an angel or some shit, he is nagisa from free dude
Kuroumi
You're on drugs. I'm killing you.
Inari
I'm always on drugs
KensukeKurosaki
Click to load youtube video
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: Seriously, that is Ken's voice
Aergia
We aren't allowed to kill here.
KensukeKurosaki
Anyway, I will stop *sits in his usual place*
KensukeKurosaki
How are ya doing Kuro
Shiza_Salad
OOC: Don't you love it when your internet is still broken?

IC: *Enters*

Can I get a bourbon blend please? I'll pay double.
Aergia
No one is working buddy.
Kuroumi
I'unno. Guess I'm doin fine? I didn't do much, so I came here.
Shiza_Salad
Then I'll get it myself.

*Fixes myself a bourbon blend and takes a sip*

So how is everyone?
KensukeKurosaki
I got brutally murdered twice this morning, and 5 times yesterday, and I'm out of morphine, so can you get me a double shot bro?
Aergia
Oh ya know, fought Lucifer, got a pair of tits, life is good.
Kuroumi
What were the other 4 times dying yesterday?
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi glad you asked
KensukeKurosaki
I got ran over by a pick up that crushed my head
KensukeKurosaki
And the scars on my body that open every day opened 3 times
KensukeKurosaki
see the more you resist death, the more gruesome it tends to be
Kuroumi
I stabbed you too much I guess.
Inari
I'm high again
KensukeKurosaki
Oh noo, that is not a bother, see, because I have died before, the scars from my original death appear on my body and open up
Aergia
UGH! Stop talking about dying!
Shiza_Salad
Wonderful. You all never cease to amaze me, honestly.
Shiza_Salad
Christ, I wonder why I even show up here anymore...
Kuroumi
I question myself about that too. I slept here for one whole day.
Inari
same
Shiza_Salad
Oh my god. Life in the nexus isn't worth living anymore.
Aergia
I only stay here to see my Mom.
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: Nexus reset would be cool
Shiza_Salad
I only stay here because it's the only place to get a bourbon blend, and because I hope I might end up doing something worthwhile with my life.
Shiza_Salad
And by "worthwhile", I mean finding a way to not be a depressed self-deprecating asshole.
KensukeKurosaki
Hey Shiza, I got a job for you, that does not involve lemons too
Aergia
OOC: Can you like not?
KensukeKurosaki
Might make your day a bit better xD
Shiza_Salad
What? What could possibly put purpose in my life that isn't murder?
KensukeKurosaki
I need you to perform a song and dance, 2 thousands in it for you
Shiza_Salad
*Facepalm*

Oh my god...What is it?
Inari
That Nexus Reset sounds pretty good considering our situation here
KensukeKurosaki
I need a male partner, and your the one I trust the most here dude
Kuroumi
Can't I just kill myself here?
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: yes it does sound very good
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi, that would cause quite the mess, wanna do it outside?
Shiza_Salad
OOC: I don't care at this point.

IC: Oh my god. Fine, what do I have to do?
Shiza_Salad
Please don't @Kuromi. If you do I'll have to as well. Don't go...
Mako-chan
So can someone fill me in on the whole Lucifer's Palace thing? That was like midnight for me.
Inari
@Kuroumi Take me with you
Kuroumi
Dammit.
Aergia
Lucy was being stupid.
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi besides your not allowed to die
Kuroumi
I've forgotten the last time I died. Hopefully it'll be today.
Mako-chan
WHOA AERGIA IS SEXY NOW WTF
Aergia
You surprised Kitty~?
KensukeKurosaki
Anyway shiza, we have to Click to load youtube video
Shiza_Salad
How about no @Ken?

Hello again Mako-chan. You want anything? Also yeah, Aergia is hot now.
Inari
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KensukeKurosaki
Any Kuro *moves to seat next her* I was gonna ask how your job went yesterday but we kinda got...sidetracked, so how did it go?
KensukeKurosaki
@Inari, to get the best out of money
Kuroumi
I killed a god two times.
Inari
What?
KensukeKurosaki
That's awesome good job *pets*
Shiza_Salad
*Continues drinking the bourbon blend*

This thing should be named after me at this point. Ugh, I just want to die...
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad, I drank that thing before you did man, I got the copyrights
KensukeKurosaki
Hey Kuro, bout yesterday
Kuroumi
Yes?
KensukeKurosaki
are we like...y'know
Aergia
Oh shit! You're dating that guy?!
Mako-chan
@Aergia

Yes, very. Can I still pet you?
Kuroumi
I'unno. If you want...?
Aergia
Well, where would you like to pet~?
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi, I mean....if you don't want to...
KensukeKurosaki
I mean...I would like to... (//-//)
Mako-chan
Oh I like the new Gia-chan!
Kuroumi
I guess not... under the circumstances I'm in, it can't happen..
Aergia
But seriously, only the hair.
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi, hey, can I at least like....know what is going on
KensukeKurosaki
I trust you so...please trust me
Kuroumi
It's just normal work.
KensukeKurosaki
what is your work i mean, you would never tell me what you do
Kuroumi
I can't explain that though...
Hillock
*enters* hello!
Aergia
Oh, the other kitty is here.
Mako-chan
@Aergia

Of course, you can pet me anytime just like before. But it's not just limited to my head~! *wink*
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi, you know I used to be a very skilled mage......if I managed to get my memories back somehow, I could help you
Hillock
... did I meet you before? *concentrates* I sense @Aergia, but...
@Mako, trying to hit on another girl again?
Bgammax
*walks in and sits at the counter*

Hey guys. Crazy night yesterday, eh?
Aergia
You got that right Pinky.
Kuroumi
Why do you always try to help me? I mean, I understand, but you repeatedly do this.
Bgammax
*sighs*

And Aergia's still all large and rude. Fantastic. Just what I needed right now.
Aergia
You prefer little girls Pinky? You pedo.
Hillock
Wait?... @Aergia... she is @Aergia?!
*looks confused*
W-What?
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi, because I...
KensukeKurosaki
I love you
Kuroumi
.....
*She stays silent waiting for an answer*
Bgammax
I typically prefer hitting things, violently. Are you volunteering Aergia?
And yes Hillock, that Aergia was a little girl, but now she has some kinda magical girl transformation sequence I'm glad I missed.
Aergia
Yep, the little girl grew tits.
Inari
i look away for one minute
KensukeKurosaki
I don't want you to get hurt, I want to assist you any way possible
Hillock
I-I...
*Loading... loading... loading...*
*error, does not compute*
Kuroumi
There's no way you can assist me.
Aergia
And it's rude to hit a lady Pinky.
Bgammax
At this point I think it's self-defense. And besides, I don't buy into that "girls should be protected" crap.
KensukeKurosaki
That's not true, you don't want me too assist you, if I went full healer then you could focus all your time on fighting, it would be a much more efficient battle
-EliteKnight-
*walks into the cafe, he looks like he's one fire, but not, at the same time*
Hillock
...
Ok, can I... have some coffee?
-EliteKnight-
OOC: On*
Fucking....I hate apple
Garrett
Can i have a coffee?
Bgammax
*waves to EliteKnight*

You ok there? Looks like someone should check that out.
Aergia
Oh c'mon Pinky.
Kuroumi
.......
*She leaves silently*
Garrett
I just have to make myself one then
-EliteKnight-
@Bgammax

Hm? Oh yes, I'm fine. Just, cured now
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi, *leaves after* Just tell me what you do and I will stay out the way....deal?
Addalme
"He enters"
Hi again.
Kuroumi
You know those different sides of myself? My work involves one of them. I can't explain. Just stay out of it.
Bgammax
What Aergia? It's gender equality. Most people would appreciate that.
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi, I'll respect your wishes, so when you do need help, because you will eventually, just ask xD
Aergia
Eh, you do you.
Addalme
Who is working here right now?
Aergia
No one yet.
Hillock
Oh... that explains it...
-EliteKnight-
*drinks from the Estus Flask, deep in thought. He mimics one of his best pals* hmmmm.....mmmmm.....
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi, besides, I don't care whether you have many sides of yourself
Addalme
Why LeBlanc is open if anyone works here?
Aergia
Don't ask me.
Shiza_Salad
Cause why not?
Shiza_Salad
Also, screw you @Ken. This is my iconic drink, not yours.
Addalme
I see... well, how are you?
Aergia
I still got tits, so ain't complaining.
Shiza_Salad
No one is, to be honest...
KensukeKurosaki
cool....
Garrett
Yeah....
Aergia
... Welp this is boring.
Garrett
Agree
KensukeKurosaki
yeah
Aergia
Well let's do something fun.
Mako-chan
I'd love to do something fun.
Garrett
Yeah...
Aergia
Hmm... *He pulls out a bunch of Chopsticks* I got an idea.
Mako-chan
Hmmmm
Garrett
Let's hear it
Shiza_Salad
Oh?
Aergia
OOC: She*

The king's game!
Shiza_Salad
What's that?
Garrett
What kind of game is that?
Mako-chan
Enlighten me
Kuroumi
*enters*
I heard the King's Game.
Aergia
Basically you number these sticks, except one that gets a special mark. Whoever get's the marked stick is the King, and they have to pick one of the numbers and order them to do something.
Garrett
Sounds good
Shiza_Salad
Alright. Let's play. What could go wrong?
Aergia
So how many people are here?
Kuroumi
Totally nothing could go wrong.
Mako-chan
I want in
Aergia
OOC: I will be picking who gets what number and stuff at random. It'd be more fun that way.
Shiza_Salad
I'm playing, I guess.
Kuroumi
I'm in.
Garrett
I'm in too
Aergia
So five people. *She marks the sticks* Alright everyone, pick one.
Shiza_Salad
*Grabs one of the sticks*
Kuroumi
*She picks a stick. Her number is...*
Garrett
*grabs one*
Shiza_Salad
Now what?
Aergia
Mako, pick one.
Mako-chan
*takes one*
Mako-chan
Sorry I was lost in your beautiful eyes
Shiza_Salad
I saw her first.
Aergia
Alright.
*And the king is...... Kuroumi!*
Garrett
Congratulations!
Kuroumi
Who's number..... 3?
Aergia
*Number 3 is.... Mako!*
Shiza_Salad
OOC: Wait, I thought you were supposed to create an order before picking a number...
Mako-chan
Wait what's special about 3?
Aergia
OOC: I told you it's random
Izanami-no-Okami
*A woman silently sips tea in the corner of the cafe*
Shiza_Salad
OOC: I know, so you said. The whole point of being king is you pick a number and make an order. Then the person who has the number must fulfill the order.
-EliteKnight-
Hmm....what is this game you've crafted?
Aergia
Shut it, we're waiting for Mako's order.
Kuroumi
Mako-chan, sit on number 2's lap. Whoever it may be.
Aergia
*number 2 is... Aergia!*
KensukeKurosaki
*teleports in*
Shiza_Salad
OOC: Oh god dammit...
KensukeKurosaki
*teleport out*
Mako-chan
With pleasure
Shiza_Salad
What the hell? Anyone else just see Ken show up, then leave?
Mako-chan
*sits in Gia-chan's lap*
Garrett
Yeah i saw it
Mako-chan
Comfortable? I know I am...
Kuroumi
I saw it.
Izanami-no-Okami
Why do mortals always feel the need to use such flashy entrances?
Shiza_Salad
*grumbles*

Dammit Mako-chan...so lucky...
Aergia
Oh well. Next round everyone!
Mako-chan
Mwehehehehe
Kuroumi
*picks a stick*
Garrett
*picks a stick*
Akamoto_Nanaka
*Nanaka is just hanging from goro's arm, terrified*
Akamoto_Nanaka
OOC wrong thread
Shiza_Salad
*Grabs a stick, grumbling jealously under my breath*
Mako-chan
Ok I'm going in the water now, count me out
KensukeKurosaki
*teleports in* @Izanami-no-Okami, HOW DARE YOU REFER YO ME AS MORTAL
Shiza_Salad
You what?
KensukeKurosaki
Anyway🛃🚼♿️🚾 what's up?
Aergia
*And the King is.... Aergia!* Hell yeah!
Izanami-no-Okami
I will refer to you as I see you. If you're so keen on not being referred to as a mortal then prove otherwise.
Shiza_Salad
Oh dear god...C'mon, what's the order?
KensukeKurosaki
*shoots self in head*
KensukeKurosaki
*teleports in* There does that prove it....Oh what a mess i have made.,...
KensukeKurosaki
*cleans up body and blood*
Izanami-no-Okami
You prove nothing except your own stupidity...
Aergia
I order Number 1 to tell an embarrassing story!
KensukeKurosaki
I may be stupid but at least i don't get beaten up by a bunch of kids
Izanami-no-Okami
Oh, really?
Shiza_Salad
Ken physically can't die though, which is the meaning of immortality.
KensukeKurosaki
Thank you shiza, nice to know there are 3 smart people here, though i am not one of them
Shiza_Salad
If anything @Izanami-no-Okami, You're the idiot.
Izanami-no-Okami
I only let them beat me because they provided an answer to my question, such a thing wouldn't easily happen again.
Shiza_Salad
You're welcome Ken. What are friends for? I've got your back, mate.
Tatsuya
*Walks in* Hello everyone what's up?
Izanami-no-Okami
You're all quite foolish I see.
KensukeKurosaki
They are playing some sort of game
KensukeKurosaki
Fight me Izanami, let's see who wins
Akamoto_Nanaka
*walks in*
Izanami-no-Okami
I am a goddess, I have no reason to belittle myself fighting you.
KensukeKurosaki
My Goddess *bows*
Aergia
Things are starting to get busy.
Tatsuya
You wanna fight her Ken? Should be interesting.
KensukeKurosaki
That was to Nana not you btw stupid izanami
KensukeKurosaki
I only pick a fight if i know i can win it @Tatsuya
Akamoto_Nanaka
Hi Kenny!
Garrett
*sits quietly*
Tatsuya
*he chuckles* Sure Izanami we believe ya. Not as though you'd ever lie right?
Izanami-no-Okami
And you think you stand a chance against true divinity like myself?
KensukeKurosaki
*sarcasm* Izanami...Lie.....never
Aergia
Hold up. I remember you! You're the lady with the fog!
KensukeKurosaki
Yes, i have killed true Divinity before,and you won't be the last
Akamoto_Nanaka
*a POD follows Nanaka in*
Izanami-no-Okami
I have nothing to prove here if you wish to get lost in the fog, do it on your own time.
Kuroumi
Well, I'm not participating in the game anymore. I'm gunna watch the match.
Tatsuya
Oh yeah what game are you guys playing?
Kuroumi
King's Game.
Aergia
King's game. But with so many people it got boring...
KensukeKurosaki
Izanami, please don't be like that, we know you simply are afraid, you are by far one of the weakest people here *sits next to Kuro*
Tatsuya
*he chuckles* Ahh good times. I played that a while back. And how many do you have?
Izanami-no-Okami
I do not need to listen to the insults of a fool any longer...
*Izanami vanishes in a cloud of fog*
Aergia
Practically none now.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Hey guys? Do you know what the thing following me is?
*points to the POD*
Tatsuya
Well that doesn't sound much better.
Shiza_Salad
I'll be back. Gonna make myself a bourbon blend...

*Walks of to the bar and starts mixing a drink*