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*She sighs* Bored again.
OOC: I'm gonna be busy for a few weeks and by the time I'm back the site will probably be dead, so yeah, message me KensukeKurosaki#8397 if you need anything i guess, apart from that i guess i will seeya guys, goodbye
*hugs Aergia*
Gia-chan! You got sexy!
Well I'd love to help with that, got anything in mind Aer-chan?
Hello Nana-chan. *She hugs her back*

Anything would be nice Ta-chan.
Hmm so no clue what you want to do... I mean I guess we could go to an arcade or something. Not sure if you'd be into that.
*rubs her face in Gia-chan's chest*
Soft!
Video games are more my brother's thing.
Oi! *She pushes her away*
Yeah that's what I thought... Hmm so what would you like?
Awww... What's wrong Gia-chan?
Sleep Mode.
*covers her face with her arms, instantly sleeping*
*starts screaming*
I NEED YOUR HALP!!!
@Akamoto_Nanaka
Go play with your own chest.

@Tatsuya
I am pretty hungry right now.
OOC wrong thread
But I do Gia-chan...
Did you ever eat something last night? I know we talked about it but we didn't.
While I'm over here, anyone want anything?
Yeah man, I ate the muffin Akechi-kun gave me.
*walks in* Hey
*he stares at her deadpan* Alright what do you wanna eat Aer-chan? I'll make something for you if ya want.
Hello Reaper. How are you?
Hmm... never had Ramen before.
I'm fine thanks for asking
*He claps his hands together and walks back into the kitchen and begins fixing​ several bowls of ramen* Alright ramen it is!
*hugs reaper*
Hi Shin-kun!
Hi Nanaka!
*sits down*
*he continues fixing the food* Any preference on what's in it Aergia?
Nah. Do whatever.
*sits next to Nanaka*
*Comes out with 5 bowls of ramen and sets them on Aergia's table.* Alright I got shrimp beef pork chicken and for some reason Mapo Tofu. Plus some green onions mushrooms an carrots, Ya know the basics.

Well then that being said take whatever you want.
*starts drinking the bourbon blend*

There is no purpose to life anymore...
Just ignore me everyone. I'm just being a self-deprecating piece of human garbage.
Oh I'm gonna enjoy this! *She starts eating*
I need something stronger...

*Starts taking shots of vodka*
Drink away the pain...
*he chuckles* Well I certainly hope so Aer-chan. One cannot live on muffins alone.
Huh? You say something?
What is it Nanaka?
Hiya Nana-chan. I was attacked by you last night.
Nothing! Just happy!

What are you talking about Mako-sama-sensei?
*he sighs* So I guess you like give you're to busy eating to talk.
*gives Nanaka a massage*
*POD 9029 places a glass of milk in front of Nanaka, and a cup of coffee in front of Reaper*
Mmmm. That feels good...
Glad you like it
*is dropped and starts running north*
Yo, Nana! Want some?
OOC FRICK! THREE TIMES!
Hmm? Nah, Nana Lives off milk!
I get something too?
... and magic of some kind right? Living on milk alone isn't possible.
@Akamoto_Nanaka

Eh, she was a thot so I begoned her
Aren't you a thot Mako-chan?
Awww, it's boring to eat alone. I'll give you a little kiss if you have some.
@Tatsuya

OOC: THATS NOT CANON
! Ok! gimme gimme!

Yup, Ta-chan! Nana uses magic!
OOC: She's pretty thoty towards Kotone though.
@Tatsuya

OOC: I am happy with my own girlfriend!!
Figured. Then again I mostly​ live off magic too.
@Tatsuya

Thotty? How is that thotty? It's called flirting!
*She gives her a bowl*
*he chuckles* Just messing with ya Mako.
*starts eating it quickly*
I no longer belong here. I should get going. Bye.

*Leaves with a large bottle of vodka*
You might want to slow down.
*falls out of the air, clatters to the floor. .......what in gods name does this guy get up to?" Hullo
*finishes*
Done!
Nana Can't slow down when there's a Kiss on the line!
*Sighs* Jeez Nana at least taste my food. I worked... Okay not hard that's easy to me but still.
Very well. *She kisses her... cheek*
*he smirks* Heh I like that.
Hehehe... Worth it!
Yeah
Well it's not like you were eating awful food either.
*She yawns* Christ, I'm getting tired...
*continues the massage*
When was the last time you slept Aergia?
Yesterday.
*he looks at her clearly worried* You should get some rest then. Immortal or not it clearly effects you.
Yeah yeah... *She... begins to shrink, and her hair gets shorter and changes color* Huh...? How did you get so tall?
*he sighs* You just got short Aer-chan.
What? *She looks down* No! I'm not tall anymore!
*her eyes light up*

Gia-chan!! You're cute again!!
I'm sure you'll be able to go back once you're rested. Oh and if you need my help with anything lemme know.
She transformed back
I never saw anything like this
No! I must remain tall and pretty! *She yawns* ... Or... sleepy times...
*looks over at Garret* No I wouldn't think. Who are you exactly by the way? Look a tad like a thief or something
I am Garrett and i'm a thief
... try to steal anything here at your own risk.
Nana's in heaven....
Dont worry i'm not gonna
Don't let him steal my muffins... *She falls on the floor* Zzzzz...
The Bloodline Opal is more important
*he walks over and puts Aergia in her booth* Don't worry Aer-chan I got it.

And Anyways I'll believe you for now. Hmm what's your name anyways.
Oh you are that Tatsuya guy
OOC: Tatsu's really interested in the Thief RP
Mishimans hired me to steal your pistol
*walks in tired*

Hello gu...

*sees Aergia*

She okay?
But i'm not gonna because he's crazy
Imagine what would he done with that
... I'm gonna have a chat with Mishi I do believe. Thanks for the heads up.
No problem
*takes out a map*
*POD9029 fires a pillow at Tatsuya*
Black Alley....
*Absently​ blocks the pillow with his sword* Hmm so where is that shadow?
Mishimans?
Yeah I haven't seen him in a bit.
He is located at the Nexus Host Club
*taps on Tatsuya's shoulder*

What's up with Aergia?
She passes out in a stupor after yesterday. Why do you ask?
Just saying and I am just a phantom due to the real me is sleeping. Just punch me to prove my point.
Why would I do that?
I am intangible... I am a ghost!

*phases in and out*
Is he okay?
Eh it's Hunter he'll be fine.
Alright then...
*sighs* Maybe i should bring him a fake gun
Don't bother Garret. My gun is magical it's got some pretty neat powers. Anything else he'd notice the difference.
I've got nothing to worry about then
Hmm how come? I mean beyond that I'll deal with it of course.
He really wants that gun
He said if i fall....
*fail
He had those "shadows"
*runs in*
Yeah no surprise​. You don't seem the fighting type but I sure as hell am.
*warps in*
What's going on Tats?
I am more of a sneaking type
Mishi is after my fancy new gun Shinji. I want you to stash it in some other universe till that's dealt with.
I broke into his club
*shows the gold pouch*
*Enters*
Indeed he did. I was there.
Got any coffee?
Gotcha!
*holds hand out*
Gimme.
*hands it to him* Thank man. I
*puts gun in hammerspace*
Done.
Oh you're that guy...
At the club
Indeed.
William @Hillock, special ops agent, spy for starters.
And you, my thieve friend, must be @Garrett, correct?
Look i'm not gonna steal for a crazy guy
Yes i am Garrett
who said I am trying to do so?
Just want some coffee
*Teleports*

Hey Garrett.

*Grabs him by the shoulder*

You forgot to ask nicely for my money.

*Places a knife against his throat*
You want to arrest me?
Wow, @Mishimans, at least do this outside LeBlanc!
*teleports*
Wow nice one shadow. You do know we don't fight here right?
*Laughs*

Nope I just want to kill you.

After all you did fail me.

*Presses his knife into Garrett's throat*
OOC: teleported away
*Laughs even harder*

Once again the little rat left.

I'm actually kind of dissapointed now.
*phases through the floor invisible*

Ey how ya bois up to?
*Sits on a chair*

Is anyone working around here today?
*POD9029 fires a pillow at Mishimans*
*pops out of his invisibility infront of Mishimans*

Need something?
*walks in* Hello
It seems no one is here
*enters*
Anybody here?
Just me
Really? Usually this place is packed.
True
We have to wait then
I guess so...
*sighs*
*starts brewing some tea*
There's nothing to do.
I make some tea
*walks in* Oh, hey! This place is usually too noisy for me, but I guess things died down. Did anyone literally die yet? The last place I went had four deaths within a few hours!
Hello. I showed up to remind people I'm not dead.
Yeah a thief was here too
I think his name is Garrett
Ken shot himself today. You can blame Izanami for that.
That Ken guy died AGAIN? Sheesh, tough luck.

Oh yeah, I met Garrett earlier at that host club.
He robbed Mishimans did you hear that?
He did it purposely, too. Izanami pissed him off by calling him a mortal.
Garrett robbed Mishi?
Yeah
Hi guys, how are you?
Oh, hey Addalme. How you doin?
I'm fine, I'm looking for a friend, but I don't find him...
Who is your friend?
Is a secret, sorry.
Oh i understand.... No problem
...Well I might not be dead but it sure feels like I am, haha.
Who died????
Nobody died. What are you talking about? Someone died earlier though.
W-what happened??
Well bye then.
*sighs*
I have to repeat myself? Ken shot himself 'cause Izanami pissed him off.
Izanami did that??? That bitch...
Eh, the blood and body was cleaned up anyways, so I didn't care.
Then looks like i'll be the one who cares about a friend.

"He leaves"
I might as well leave too, this place bores me.

*Leaves*
I'm alone again
*sighs*
*rips open a tear, walks out and closes it*

What's going on?
It's boring here
*takes a seat ad waits*

Why is that?
There is only me here
well you can join me, Mona, Ryu and Pyrrah on a road trip in Remnant. And I am just here to make some food for them, plus one black coffee please.

*drops 790 yen on the counter as he walks up to make some food*
*Rushes in*
I heard something about a road trip? 'Cause I'd love to help!
Join the fun
OH YAY!
*grabs something in the air and rips open a rift to Remnant*

Then jump in.

*jumps in*
*jumps in after Hunter*
*jumps in*
Zzzzzz....
*brings in a piano*
*starts playing* Click to load youtube video
*steps outside the cafe, noticing its lack of occupants*

Well, that's truly the shame. The door is open, yet there are no customers, nor storekeepers.

*heads into the back and begins cleaning up*

No matter, for I can handle any customers who may arrive until someone more.. Official appears.
*Walks in* I can't believe he hates flying on Personas. So anybody in here?
*perks up at his first customer*

Why yes there is, citizen. How can I help you this fine day? Its kinda empty right now, but I'm sure it'll pick up soon.
Oh hey Jackman, so guess you and I are gonna be fighting together. And I'll take something with a kick to it.
*Walks on in*

I think I have a plan.... so what did I miss?
Well I had a great day today Mig. But anyways what's the plan?
I've got three of them, though really one of them has no chance of working because I doubt you-know-who is going to fall for one of the oldest cliches there is.
*a phantom of Hunter appears*

Hey guys, this is a messanger. If you see Lucifer or that god of pride... call me in. I am in Remnant with Ryu and Pyrrah.
*replying to the phantom*

Oh, I actually have bad news for you. These young heroes have already fought Lucifer. She's not dead, just not trying to invade the world with demons and stuff. I have no idea what's happening on the Pride front though. Good luck with your quest young hero.
*Aergia awakens cuz this is where she last slept and it's makes more sense.* ....
*walks in*
Huh... Place is pretty dead.
*She hops out of the booth* Auntie Aigis?
Yes, cute one?
Where's Mama Labrys?
Unfortunately, I have no idea... It is beginning to worry me though.
Oh...
I'm sure everything will be fine though... I hope.
*She walks out of the cafe*
Welp... Might as well shut it down.
*turns the lights off, and locks the door as she leaves*
*appaers*
appears*
*notices the close sign* I come back later....
*notices the guy with the hood*
(I was correcting your spelling)
(Oh thanks)
*walks away*
*Does a Futaba and squats near LeBlanc*
mhm-hm-yeah! hey can i have a pudding?
*Aergia walks into the cafe in her adult form* Hello beauties!
@Aergia ah, plutie?
*Joker Walks in, sees Aergia in adult form*
Yo everyone
@Aergia W-W-W-W-W-WAIT, why are you in this form right now?!
@Aergia So, come here often pretty lady?
Aren't you a little young to be hitting on a woman?

@OlderNeptune
Who's Plutie?
@Aergia wait... you don't know you are plutie right now...?
what's going on, but anyway, go back to your original form, you are scaring everyone here!
Scaring everyone?
@Aergia

...


...

WAIT, don't tell that you lose your memory plutie!
oh no, are you okay?
Are you high?
*enters*
The hell is going on?
I think this lady either has me confused for someone else or she's high.
@Aergia No way! i'm not high!
right now, i'm seeing iris heart in the front of me, and now plutie doesn't knoe herself!
i gotta do something!
It could be both.
*steps into Leblanc for the first time*
Hey guy-
*sees what he's gotten into*
*leaves immediately to return to the land of shitposts*
@Kuroumi
huh?
what do you mean by that?
*walks in*
Ok, who unlocked the door?
And why is some high bitch harassing my niece?
OOC: Same Lnari

Iris heart?
You're confusing Aergia for someone else, and you may or may not be high at the same time.
Aergia...


...

...


wait, did she took plutie's form for this? even iris heart's form?
man this dimension is really wierd...
Yeah she's high...
@Aergia i am not high!

man, you are taking plutie's form at this rate...
Definitely high.
I still don't know who that is and I don't care.

Aunt Aigis, you got Tea right?
@Shadowwaifuaigis I AM NOT HIGH!

man i only came here just for the pudding, and now this came...
@Aergia
Indeed, we do have tea.
*pours some and sends it your way*
@Shadowwaifuaigis sorry, but do you have any puddings?
if you don't, then what kind of food do you have?
Thanks. *She sits down and takes a sip*
*Enters*

Turns out I'm a newscaster now. Tune in to Channel Shiza if you want to watch it, I guess.
Ara~ Good morning everyone~
Good morning.
Morning.
@OlderNeptune
We do have pudding, but I honestly think you should go to rehab.
Haaaa~ It's so nice to see your faces again after so long!
Hello Shiza-san, Is Lumi-chan treating you nicely?

Hello Sister! It's been a while!
@Shadowwaifuaigis whatever it takes, can i have 5 of it?
*snaps her fingers and five puddings appear*
There you go... Enjoy.
Don't ever...say that name again...
@Shadowwaifuaigis horaay! thanks


*eats all of the puddings

it is sooo goood, probably the best pudding ever!
That's like me with muffins...
Oh no... What happened Shiza? Talk to me, please.
I think she ate the containers...
I don't want to talk about it.
*pours herself some tea*
I kinda missed this yesterday... But the day off was relaxing.
So prices for bourbon blends have skyrocketed, so does anyone have a recommendation for a replacement?
I see.... I'm sorry, I still haven't figured out exactly where in the Time Line I've fallen.
What, did you time travel? You're in the future...I think. Anyway, yeah. She became a convulsing mass of chaos and cheated on me, so we're over.
Someone cheated on you Shiza-san?
Cheated on you? With whom?
Haaa....
*pours herself a cup of tea*
Hi guys
Hello Akechi-kun!
With Kazuya or whoever the fuck. Next time I see him he's dead.
Kazy? Why would Lumi cheat on you with Kazy?
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! DON'T ASK ME!
Well, time to go back to being a depressed piece of shit.

*Takes a shit of vodka*
*Walks in with a smile on his face*

Yo, guys!
I'll fucking kill you, you piece of shit!
Geez man, chill, this is the first we meet and you already hate me?
I mean, seriously?
*Walks in and spots the yelling* Okay the hell is going on and why are you threatening my friend Shiza?